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Animal Control S04E07 (2026) [Full Movie] [Full Story]Full EP - Full
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00:02all right the happy couple is three minutes out this is so romantic this lady has no idea she's
00:07about to adopt a kid and get proposed to on the same day couple goals yeah wow that's what every
00:12woman wants to take care of two living things until they die what a great way to start a marriage
00:17through deception i hid maya's ring in a cupcake and then i forgot about it and i ate it
00:24and then i went to the hospital okay places people okay you're coming or we're going
00:29good good good good they're here they're here glad we didn't over complicate this
00:39jessica broke up with me in the parking lot congratulations
00:46this bath crayons you know you're soaking you're drawing you make a mistake you scrub it off the
00:52tub you fall asleep you drown in two inches of water sorry i finished that story the way i
00:57wanted it to end dispatch to truck 12 there's an emotional support donkey loose in seattle
01:01grace hospital truck 12 responding creature known only for kicking as a support animal at least
01:06they're already near the er when i was a boy i had a hermit cramp with the patience of an
01:10angel
01:11turns out it was just a shell nothing inside but that shell got me through some really hard times
01:18hey guys i've gotten a few calls about a deceased raccoon in the middle of
01:21oilston abner olive road can you pick them up starting the morning with a splat
01:26we're on it you want to scoop the splatter do you want to be a bad duty if it's a
01:29flat splat i'll scoop
01:30they're actually kind of fun it's like peeling off nail polish
01:32okay you guys realize you're still on the radio right uh no we're not i still got my finger on
01:38the
01:39button yeah it's just a little too soon guys the raccoon had a family it's just shop talk you can't
01:44take the heat you get out of the kitchen well i'm trying to but you keep pulling down the button
01:48whoops your thumb is on it so a volunteer said the donkey got spooked when a patient rang the done
01:55with chemo bell
02:02hope this isn't contagious hello there you rough draft of a horse there you go
02:11nice this place sticks nothing good on the tv and what the hell keeps beeping it can't be
02:19it's definitely him yeah what happened dad nothing i just love hanging around in hospitals
02:24i had a heart attack you boob papa shaw no are you okay i'm gonna be fine shoot maybe we
02:32get a
02:32second opinion you can ask your new girlfriend here there's that classic shaw family love language
02:37hey i'm gonna call patrick i assume you were too proud to notify any of the other children i'm not
02:42proud of anything involving my children you know it's weird that someone with a charcoal
02:46porquette for a heart could even have a heart attack yeah a lot of love being hurled around
02:50in here can you get that ass out of my room you're gonna have to be more specific
02:56did you see the look on that dead raccoon's face he was like no he was more like like scared
03:03hey patel i have some bad news uh somehow all of the food that was donated for your community
03:07outreach event caught on fire what how does that even happen yeah well we think it might have
03:12been a spark from an electrical wire i mean roman's contractors really cut a lot of corners
03:15putting this place together so also his crew had the worst cat calling game lot of repeat
03:20yeah i do agree with that um luckily the fire was contained but yeah all the food is obviously
03:26ruined i need all that kibble we open up the kennel on wednesdays to give away free food to
03:30the public what am i supposed to do just like sit there and take in the frowns and the
03:33disappointment like i'm at home well i would just restock i mean you still have money in the
03:36outreach budget right yeah that's a good point i don't have any of the money i blew through all of
03:40it for the sip and snip i shouldn't have got those swag bags again still holding down the
03:44button oh you just have to get creative i'll help you thanks
03:53did you start the fire accidentally yeah i did i started the fire but i was smoking weed in there
03:58so let me get this straight you were getting high by the dry goods at the place where you work
04:02i
04:02wasn't getting high it was one joint would it kill you to get me a cheeseburger yeah are you okay
04:10i brought you a call of lilies mom's favorite i said you get those the same drugs till you buy
04:14your
04:14tampons thanks for coming he needed a fresh target good news mr shaw your numbers have stabilized so
04:20we're gonna discharge you oh hey let the healing begin you sure you don't need to keep them for like
04:25a month or two yeah we'll sign off on any unnecessary exams and probes the nurses have made it very
04:30clear if we don't discharge them as soon as possible they will strike wow been from a denny's
04:34church and now a hospital kind of on a hot streak whatever i'm going home little miss you get my
04:39trousers and look away you should make a full recovery but it'll need to be monitored i suggest
04:46you stay with one of you for the week not it no toes rock paper scissors that's not a father
04:52rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors shoot smart guy would do paper
04:57right now then do it smart guy rock paper scissors shoot come on this is our father that we're talking
05:04about you're right this isn't a game first one to the medical waste bin around the corner
05:09wins okay i don't agree with anything that brought us here but i love a competition
05:13on your marks and go
05:20eat it
05:21i win yeah only because i got doored doesn't matter because you have to take that
05:45you have to take that oh oh i don't know how to work this crap yeah that's the idea keep
05:57you
05:57distracted for a couple hours i almost forgot if you need anything anything at all whistle for frank
06:04here we go mr shock
06:07keep this kid from messing around back there are you trying to take my wallet i took your wallet and
06:12keys and as fun as it would be to watch doc says you can't drive so i'm stuck in this
06:16freaking dump
06:17okay well as the owner of this house dump feels like a strong word i mean have you seen the
06:21new
06:21backsplash scooter munchkin here is your landlord how are you still renting at your age well you could
06:27stay at my place dad but remember the condo board deemed you as undesirable hey one of you knuckleheads
06:33go and get my sweater back at the house the blue one i cannot do it i'm still at work
06:38i got an
06:39active dui checkpoint going right now dad goodbye frank turning off my phone tread the backsplash is
06:46amazing i need my sweater i'm not driving to your house to get your sweater you can borrow one of
06:52mine oh just give me a second to find the itchiest one fine i'll pick it up during lunch unless
07:01you
07:02want to have an even bigger heart attack right now and just be done with it now all right yep
07:07that with you and mr shaw these lights are on a dimmer if that helps you relax
07:17maybe we can still give this away if we just say it's been slow roasted yeah yeah these
07:22carcinogens probably taste great hi hi sorry the uh donation center's temporary closed we are uh
07:28out of inventory right now i'd actually like to make a donation i don't need this food anymore my
07:34cat passed away oh well let me just take this moment to say your cat has amazing timing
07:44thank you sorry for your loss we need pet food but you know who doesn't dead pets wait i hope
07:52you're
07:52not suggesting that we kill pets no but i think i have a plan yeah now i gotta check in
07:59with my dumb
07:59dad every couple of hours because of a major cardiac event he experienced he's gonna outlive us all he
08:04told me that on my 10th birthday and now he's at my house probably rifling through all my stuff are
08:08you
08:08worried he's gonna find you a diary it's a captain's log and he's never gonna find it i have it
08:13hidden
08:13behind oh nice try wait what's that what's that wrestling sound is that potato chips no that would be
08:21crinklier no no frank is stress-eating sugar-free gummy worms right now look i've been grunting my teeth
08:27lately it's a dissolvable bite guard okay you need all the sweet treats you need buddy it's
08:31it's tough taking care of an aging parent it really is your mom's like 45 whatever uh actually
08:35my mom just turned 50 and i can't wait to take care of her because she's gonna be such a
08:39fun
08:40roommate she really is yeah aging parents can be tough not for me personally i got all these siblings
08:45and cousins i'm never gonna have to worry about it yeah my sister's on the hook for our parents
08:49because she's a hospice nurse so she's like really sweet about gross oh yeah they're gross
08:54both lucky hi emily hey frank your um your dad is here what oh look he senses heat like the
09:02predator my best advice is to cover yourself in mud and don't move he's been strongly requesting his
09:06sweater i offered him my office cardigan and he said he does not like balloon sleeves you have my
09:11permission to put him down i want to watch the mariner game okay yeah we can set you up on
09:15the ipad
09:16until frank gets back and bring me my sweater dipstick yeah bring the sweater dipstick sorry frank
09:25don't look at me
09:29no pine tar players who aren't fat baseball is not the same game
09:37oh sorry um i can change that if you want to watch something else no this is a good one
09:41pedro
09:41gemma getting into a fight wait wait wait are you telling me that you watch hot pursuit
09:45no at first i thought it was a cop show and then it got its hooks at me it's literally
09:49my favorite
09:50dating show of all time we have to turn the volume up throw the subtitles on too definitely i can
09:54never
09:54understand what gemma is saying a donation like this would be a wonderful way to honor the memory of
10:01rusty yeah now that he's crossed over the rainbow bridge his earthly positions can be put to good use
10:08i think rusty would have liked that absolutely yeah now come here you i know this is a difficult
10:16time but may i ask did you buy in bulk hey there's another service starting and look at the size
10:23of
10:24the gravestone you just know they spoiled their dog please donate before 5 pm thank you watch out
10:34oh god another great up though i don't know how they can legally call any of those things bathing
10:41suits but well it's good that you have the show yeah wait what do you mean nothing it fills a
10:48void for
10:48you it's good okay well you don't actually know that much about me so well i was a detective for
10:5430
10:54years i can draw a few conclusions please don't you have a small bald spot in an irregular location
11:00on your scalp you're a worrier and you're a workaholic and clearly you're not married based on that
11:06withering ring finger excuse me um i am actually very happy with my life and i am not in a
11:13rush for
11:14any of that stuff well part of the issue is how you dress what's with the blazer you into masters
11:22the homeowner said she's been hearing a scuttling sound coming from up there for the past two weeks
11:27and she said it's less of a shuk shuk shuk shuk and more of a tick tick tick tick
11:31hmm annoying and unhelpful as usual thanks
11:37hey emily putting you on speaker hi frank yeah your father's a nightmare so his condition hasn't changed
11:42sounds like you 86ed him darn right i put him in the parking lot isn't it about to ring yes
11:47so please
11:48come pick him up i am gonna go journal bye
12:01what i'm sending a cab to take it in my house i'm not getting into some driverless robot car no
12:06i said
12:07a cab probably driven by another half-blind old man like you it's going to start raining i do just
12:12fine
12:12in the rain it's the viet con yeah are you all right yeah i'm fine no i'm not he's probably
12:26gonna catch pneumonia and then i'll be stuck with him indefinitely him slowly fusing to the fabric in
12:30couch me explaining what happened to the old host of jeopardy that's my life forever
12:40hey you okay all right you scared me a little bit visions going blurry just gonna take a closer look
12:47at the floor frank frank i only know how to do cpr on a dog i need you to get
12:52up ah
12:53ah haven't you done enough
13:00omg look who's here you remember patel victoria emily dude i didn't hit my head we came as soon
13:07as we heard well as soon as we could make out what shreed was saying in between songs okay guys
13:11i'm fine unless i'm not of course well we're here for you buddy you got a plan for the sherbert
13:15oh and
13:16don't worry frank your dad is okay i didn't ask he's down in the car and can i just say
13:19i am surprised
13:20this is your first heart episode mr shaw good news your ekg results are normal yes i knew it my
13:26heart is awesome yours all suck it seems this incident was simply caused by excessive flatulence
13:31well thank you doctor for waiting until all my co-workers were present to give me that diagnosis
13:37could we get that report in writing we'd love to frame it have you had any sugar-free foods recently
13:42yes my man was mainlining sugar-free gummy worms all day well that would do it we found high amounts
13:47of sorbitol in your blood which can contribute to chest pain and high levels of gas yeah i was
13:52here when the nurse released it and uh i will never forget what i heard stop stop listen i don't
13:58usually eat this way i track all my macros across three different apps i'm just wound a little tight
14:03today well today was a false alarm but with your family history of heart disease it's important that
14:08you manage your stress you know i still have a lot to process so i'm gonna have to ask all
14:15of you
14:15to leave the room absolutely of course immediately yeah no we gotta go we gotta go right now we gotta
14:22go right now okay i just got a message from that family who buried their poodle two bags of food
14:28and
14:28a gently used dog bed at this rate i'm gonna need a second shed hey guys i just got a
14:34pretty weird call
14:34a man said that you were soliciting him during his cat's funeral no we didn't mean to interrupt the
14:39service it was just a super long moment of silence what actually we brought them closure and scored a
14:44bunch of free stuff up top look your job is very hard but it has turned you into and i
14:49say this with
14:49love soulless monsters uh soulless monsters with a kennel full of new dog food yeah okay um look i'm a
14:57cool
14:57boss i am everyone knows it everyone's talking about it and i know that you guys use gallows humor to
15:02get
15:02through the day but this has gone too far i really think you need to talk to somebody about it
15:06you
15:06mean like an open mic because i've been working on this joke about the headless rabbits we found
15:10you've heard of a hairless head but have you heard i don't want to hear the end of that um
15:14no i i meant
15:15that there's a more healthy way to process the sad things that you see on the job than making jokes
15:19like therapy we don't need that we don't need that it's not good to bottle stuff up look at frank
15:24and how should we be what like you yeah yelling at old guys leaving them out in a monsoon okay
15:29fine be
15:30miserable i don't really care just don't let it affect your jobs anymore okay that's a good plan
15:40i've heard of undressing people with your eyes but hugging people with your eyes it's disturbing
15:44hmm you really scared me today everything scares you i can't say bloody mary three times without you
15:49don't it's twice this year don't do it and i'm serious man okay your dad turns you into a stress
15:54machine and it's only gonna get worse as he gets older so i've brought somebody here that knows a thing
15:59or two about that i'll give you two a second alone someday they'll track a disease spreading to this
16:15very moment that is really cute adorable see we feel stuff yeah we're not monsters we just don't
16:27dwell on the negatives right if we were we would look at that puppy over there and we might remember
16:31some things yeah like what happened on route 12 route 12 i don't i don't think i remember that one
16:38route 12 was the labradoodle puppy no i know of course i remember i'm just pushing it down
16:45what was his name
16:49splat no seriously i want to remember it wasn't splat it was burrito burrito that's right
16:54i knew something pretty stop i can feel you getting upset i don't want to get upset so just
16:59stop crying i'm not i'm not a beast you remember the kittens in the well alistair paper buttons and
17:06crosby i think about them every night i don't want to think about them anymore i'm so sick of thinking
17:11getting back you guys are scaring that child what's going on you're loving the floodgate everything's
17:16going to die everything is okay all right i'm pulling you both from the field let's go cherish this
17:20time because before you know when that dog's going to be gone no no no no no no no no
17:24no he's
17:25gonna be there therapy now i don't know bucky doesn't he realize that you're supposed to mellow out
17:33with age somehow think he's getting even worse and because my family sucks i'm gonna be the one that has
17:39take care of them and i just don't know if i can do that i mean who's gonna take care
17:44of me when i
17:45get old because i'm all alone and i don't know if that's ever going to change
17:56you are surprisingly helpful to talk to
18:06i can't believe i'm going to say this but uh i'd like to talk to you
18:11we need to try and find a way to make this work
18:17or maybe even listen i'm just saying what
18:20other like i understand that you've been through a lot these past few days so
18:30here
18:34it's the wrong sweater numbnuts i said the blue one that is blue the one i like not the cheap
18:40one you
18:41gave me for christmas colorblind and stupid
18:50you can't leave him here i won the race i have no honor
18:57my wife vetoed all my baby names huckleberry patel would have been a major league pitcher
19:03so what have i got to say to get you to prescribe me the good stuff i think i let
19:07us down a weird path
19:08i'm not actually going to kill anyone you know i was just asking if you would have to report it
19:12out of curiosity and you do have to report it which is good and why i asked i understand that
19:19giving a patient a letter great completely misses the point of therapy but if you were to give me a
19:23score out of 100 on how good i'm doing there's a couple of areas i don't want to unravel love
19:28life
19:28family fear of mortality oh nothing about body
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