The Kapil Sharma Show - 15th March 2026 Full Episode - video Dailymotion

TellytubeColors

The Kapil Sharma Show - 15th March 2026 Full Episode

Transcript

00:00:00I like it

00:00:03I

00:00:04I

00:00:07I

00:00:16I

00:00:17I

00:00:20I

00:00:22I

00:00:29I

00:00:30I

00:00:33I

00:00:34I

00:00:37I

00:00:39I

00:00:41I

00:00:42I

00:00:44I

00:00:45I

00:00:46I

00:00:48I

00:01:01I

00:01:15I

00:01:16I

00:01:29I

00:01:32I

00:01:33I

00:01:40I

00:01:50I

00:01:55I

00:01:56I

00:01:59I

00:02:00I

00:02:03I

00:02:04I

00:02:06I

00:02:07I

00:02:08I

00:02:09I

00:02:16I

00:02:19I

00:02:23I

00:02:24I

00:02:25I

00:02:38I

00:02:39I

00:02:59I

00:03:00I

00:03:01I

00:03:02I

00:03:03I

00:03:04I

00:03:05I

00:03:06I

00:03:07I

00:03:08I

00:03:09I

00:03:11I

00:03:16I

00:03:18I

00:03:19I

00:03:21I

00:03:22I

00:03:24I

00:03:25I

00:03:26I

00:03:32I

00:03:34I

00:03:35I

00:03:36I

00:03:38I

00:03:39I

00:03:50I

00:03:51I

00:03:52foreign

00:04:03foreign

00:04:04has to be close to the house.

00:04:07Perhaps, when the house is on the house,

00:04:08the house is at the house,

00:04:10when the house is on the house,

00:04:11he makes taste good.

00:04:16When the house is on the house,

00:04:18the people got 10-10-10-10,

00:04:22when the house is on the house,

00:04:23who can have the heart-to-heart?

00:04:25The kids are thinking,

00:04:27but the person's angry

00:04:29angry

00:04:29and

00:04:30the

00:04:31the

00:04:32the

00:04:33the

00:04:35the

00:04:42foreign

00:04:48foreign

00:04:49foreign

00:05:06foreign

00:05:07foreign

00:05:07Oh, my god, Tommy

00:05:09Oh, my god, Tommy

00:05:11So, he'll do his own

00:05:11Come on, you go

00:05:13Oh, my god

00:05:16Oh, my god

00:05:17Those people go to the hairdresser

00:05:19Cutting or shave

00:05:20If you go to the shave

00:05:21Then, he'll do it

00:05:22Two-three times spray

00:05:23You'll know

00:05:28You'll know

00:05:29Okay, it's good

00:05:29It's good to see spray

00:05:31Two-three times

00:05:31If you kill one time

00:05:33If you kill one time

00:05:33Then, the man will burn

00:05:34I'll eat cement

00:05:35I'll eat

00:05:36foreign

00:05:43foreign

00:05:45foreign

00:06:15foreign

00:06:45foreign

00:06:55foreign

00:06:57foreign

00:07:27foreign

00:08:01foreign

00:08:28foreign

00:08:40foreign

00:08:41foreign

00:09:10love you

00:09:14foreign

00:09:41foreign

00:10:14foreign

00:10:44foreign

00:11:11foreign

00:11:41foreign

00:12:11foreign

00:12:12foreign

00:12:18foreign

00:12:23foreign

00:12:25foreign

00:12:35foreign

00:12:36foreign

00:12:45foreign

00:12:47foreign

00:12:54foreign

00:12:58foreign

00:12:59foreign

00:13:10foreign

00:13:11foreign

00:13:11Chai, coffee, milkshake, banana shake.

00:13:14This is actually?

00:13:14No, this is actually true.

00:13:15Okay, okay.

00:13:17But it's probably 6 months old.

00:13:20No, no, don't listen.

00:13:21When it comes to eat, we're not going to eat.

00:13:25I genuinely say that whatever you mind, you can order.

00:13:28Yes, yes.

00:13:29I came to the set, so my food was very good.

00:13:32And everything was organized.

00:13:33And they got a menu and they said,

00:13:34Ma'am, what to order? What to eat?

00:13:36And everything was very comfortable.

00:13:38So, give me the number of people to me.

00:13:39I don't know what to ask.

00:13:43I think, Kapil, your wife has made a lot of difference in you.

00:13:46You know, everything is more organized than when I came last time.

00:13:54This applause, this movie thing.

00:13:56No, absolutely.

00:13:57No, my wife's hand came.

00:13:59What was the first time?

00:13:59The first time I was the producer.

00:14:00Okay.

00:14:01So, now Salman Khan is.

00:14:03Big budget.

00:14:05So, budget has increased, right?

00:14:07The rest of my Arsana Ji didn't get you in the van.

00:14:09Why?

00:14:09Oh, I always come on the drive route again.

00:14:12I don't know.

00:14:13I don't know.

00:14:13The one day, Aruna Irani came to us.

00:14:15There were 4 of them.

00:14:16They saw them.

00:14:17They will take off their hands and take off their hands.

00:14:24Health is a little bad thing.

00:14:27Divya Ji, today thousands of people auditioned in T-Series.

00:14:30Have you ever auditioned?

00:14:32Many times.

00:14:33Because my journey started from modeling.

00:14:36Then I shifted to Bombay.

00:14:38For two years I was in Bombay.

00:14:40The famous studios of Rose Andheri,

00:14:42Mahalakshmi Station, by local train.

00:14:44So I have done all that.

00:14:46And many auditions.

00:14:47My first picture I got after my audition.

00:14:53Have you ever auditioned?

00:14:54Have you ever auditioned?

00:14:57In our time, there were not auditions.

00:15:00If you had an ad film,

00:15:02then you had a role in an ad film.

00:15:03Then you had a role in a TV series.

00:15:06Then you had a role in that TV series.

00:15:08But auditions have started a little lately.

00:15:10I don't fail in every audition.

00:15:12My first plus.

00:15:14You so naturally are.

00:15:17No, you are so naturally born.

00:15:18You are so naturally born.

00:15:23You have once to fake a face.

00:15:24You are all saying I am just fake siamo.

00:15:25No, no, no.

00:15:27Their face is the whole set of you.

00:15:29That's happening in the whole set.

00:15:30Oh, thank you.

00:15:31They are all changing the process.

00:15:33I once went to Mud Island.

00:15:35So far.

00:15:36No.

00:15:37I went to Mud Island.

00:15:57I call him Gullu.

00:16:18Hi Gullu, I hope you are watching our show.

00:16:22Gullu, please give me a chance.

00:16:30My wife is coming in your show.

00:16:32I call him Gullu.

00:16:35He loves you so much.

00:16:39I call him Gullu, please give me a film.

00:16:41Yes, sure.

00:16:43Someone was telling me that you read your son's ABC.

00:16:48They are also from T-Series.

00:16:50A for a girl, D for a girl, D for a girl, D for a girl, D for a girl,

00:16:53D for a girl, D for a girl, D for a girl.

00:16:55Is that true?

00:16:56Actually, my son doesn't know Bollywood.

00:16:59He doesn't know it at all.

00:17:01If you ask who is this actor or who is this actress, he doesn't know anybody.

00:17:05He is completely away from it.

00:17:07And he is into his own world of space and science and astronauts and planets.

00:17:12So, yeah.

00:17:14So, it will be bigger, maybe I will learn a little bit.

00:17:16What the hell is that?

00:17:17Ganga has no interest in the house.

00:17:18Take us.

00:17:20Take us.

00:17:21Take us.

00:17:22Take us.

00:17:24Look, there are some things that are coming up on the celebs.

00:17:27So, we ask them to be clear so that there is no doubt about them.

00:17:31You have to confirm that you have about it.

00:17:34It is so beautiful.

00:17:36You have to have sunken.

00:17:36You are so beautiful.

00:17:36You have to put your child's hands on the periphery Up.

00:17:40It is such a way.

00:17:42You are such a way.

00:17:42Can you tell us?

00:17:43Who knows?

00:17:44A way is so popular.

00:17:45But it is so popular.

00:17:46You have to not feel any friends on the periphery.

00:17:52You make your child's hands on the periphery.

00:17:58foreign

00:18:09foreign

00:18:28Okay, so this is a F-Y.

00:18:31Okay, like with the series of cars.

00:18:35E, C, S, S,

00:18:37I've heard that all the cars are T-Series.

00:18:39Is this true or is it true?

00:18:44This is true or is it true?

00:18:45This is true or is it true?

00:18:45This is true, but it's going to be T-Series.

00:18:46Yes!

00:18:51One is true, that the day,

00:18:52when we listen to new songs,

00:18:54we listen to you from the show,

00:18:54we listen to you from the show.

00:18:58Is this true?

00:19:02This is F-Y?

00:19:03Okay.

00:19:04We have a lot of cars.

00:19:06Yes, yes.

00:19:07We live in 75% in the village.

00:19:10So the question of T-Series,

00:19:13you are the T-Series,

00:19:14you are the T-Series,

00:19:15so you do what you do,

00:19:18you do what you do?

00:19:19I tell you,

00:19:20I tell you,

00:19:20I'm a granny.

00:19:25I'm a granny.

00:19:28I'm a granny.

00:19:29Granny?

00:19:31Granny.

00:19:32do you call me a granny?

00:19:35Do you ask me what you eat in the evening?

00:19:38Yes, sometimes.

00:19:40Wow.

00:19:41Of course.

00:19:42You have to do it.

00:19:43You have to do it.

00:19:43Yes, you have to do it.

00:19:45Yes, I do.

00:19:46Very nice.

00:19:47You have to check your friend's mobile.

00:19:53Oh,

00:19:54that's the question.

00:19:55Yes, sometimes.

00:19:57I do.

00:19:59Bhusanji, please take care.

00:20:00I am going to get a ticket to the price of the खरीत कर दन्या निया की बागी निंग न

00:20:11करें

00:20:17कभी ऐसे करके तूथफेस निकाला है कभी नहीं हाँ लेकिन कैंट जी से निकाला है

00:20:25Okay.

00:20:29So then we're doing all right?

00:20:31Yeah, okay.

00:20:32If the Amir people are doing all this, then we're doing all right.

00:20:35Nice.

00:20:37Kavita Ji and Abhi Ji Daa will be playing with the sing-along song in Indian Idol.

00:20:44I will also be with you.

00:20:55I will also be with you.

00:21:28I will also be with you.

00:21:54I will also be with you.

00:22:16Savor the rich aroma of Nescafe Gold, a blend of carefully selected beans, roasted to perfection, crafted with finesse.

00:22:27Time, jab mili, jit na mili, make the most of it.

00:22:33Nescafe, make your world.

00:22:35And for winning, 8 francs.

00:22:38Wow!

00:22:40Oh, sucks!

00:22:42This is a gold mall.

00:22:45The gold mall is here.

00:22:47Butter and crispy.

00:22:49Britannia, 50-50 gold mall.

00:22:51Oh, pee time.

00:22:52Geeloo monster.

00:23:23Jib geeloo monster.

00:23:25My shirt!

00:23:31Oh, fat!

00:23:33Godrej Fab Liquid, keep white and bright.

00:23:36My shirt and Rizzat, both $40.

00:23:38Godrej Fab Liquid, only $99.

00:23:40This is in the dream of a dream.

00:23:43Where does it fall?

00:23:45That's why Vicks Vaporub has a new formula.

00:23:48It gives its powerful vapors a day, so that they can see everyone at night.

00:23:55Vicks Vaporub.

00:23:56I want to break free.

00:24:00I want to break free.

00:24:02Have a break.

00:24:03Have a KitKat.

00:24:06I'm going to get into the scooter.

00:24:08The charging of e-booter is simple.

00:24:12VX2, change India's scooter.

00:24:15E-booter.

00:24:15Walk down Cool Street.

00:24:18When you're hot, we'll cool you down on Cool Street.

00:24:21On Cool Street.

00:24:23On Cool Street.

00:24:25Ooh, I'm cool.

00:24:26Chill your deal.

00:24:29I'm cool.

00:24:30Chill your deal.

00:24:32I'm cool.

00:24:34Chill your deal.

00:24:38.

00:24:40I mean, you don't care.

00:24:43It's not bad.

00:24:44I think it's been thought of giving the old clothes a new car.

00:24:48How much do clothing look?

00:24:51I didn't take this out so much but I remember when I started videos on Direct,

00:24:55so it's got a lot of budget squeezed.

00:24:56My husband is very strict for budget.

00:24:59You don't have any money on the budget.

00:25:01So, I'm going to put them on their clothes and put them on the actors.

00:25:08Divya Ji, thank you so much.

00:25:10You come here.

00:25:11Come here.

00:25:15Thank you so much, Divya Ji, and all the best for all your future projects.

00:25:19Thank you, Toma. Thank you for having me.

00:25:20Thank you so much.

00:25:22Come here, Divya Ji.

00:25:24Go!

00:25:26This is me, Divya Ji.

00:25:41This was the last star cast.

00:25:44It was the first star cast.

00:25:47Today, there is more stars than the other stars,

00:25:50I'm inviting you here.

00:25:51I want to call you the first time.

00:25:53I would like to call the director of this film, Mr. Anis Buzmi, and the star of the film

00:25:59of the Aeham Bhutanika Nibarai, Kriti Kharnabandha and Pulkit Samrach.

00:26:20Welcome, welcome, welcome. How are you?

00:26:27One time, Kriti, Pulkit, and Aneez brothers.

00:26:31You are very happy to see our show. Kriti was also a little before.

00:26:39Thank you, thank you, Kapil.

00:26:41Thank you, thank you, Kapil.

00:26:43Thank you, thank you.

00:26:44Thank you, thank you, guys.

00:26:45We call them the female Akshay Kumar.

00:26:47Actually.

00:26:47I think Akshay Kumar is the only one who is in the show.

00:26:51Back-to-back.

00:26:52We don't need to change clothes.

00:26:55Actually, I wanted to apologize for last time.

00:26:57That's why I was shooting at the night.

00:27:00Actually.

00:27:01I have time for 6.

00:27:02I didn't write in PM.

00:27:04I said, what time do we have to go?

00:27:06Actually, that day, Anis Buzmi had 7-hour call time.

00:27:09After that, a circle is filled.

00:27:11It's time to sleep.

00:27:12It's time to sleep.

00:27:13It's time to sleep.

00:27:13It's time to go to Delhi.

00:27:16We were sitting here.

00:27:16I'm sitting here.

00:27:17Ha, Ha, Ha.

00:27:23So,

00:27:24first of all,

00:27:25I wanted to ask you the question.

00:27:27All that asked me is...

00:27:29So, the question's this one is,

00:27:31would you like the leader of the film?

00:27:34I am your leader.

00:27:37Okay.

00:27:41I know. We're the perfect package.

00:27:52It's the perfect package.

00:27:54Perfect package, actually.

00:27:55And Amir.

00:27:57Now think about it.

00:28:00Very nice.

00:28:02Full Kid, when you have this offer, what was it that you were excited?

00:28:05That it was such a big star cast?

00:28:07That it was just the name of Kriti and you did it.

00:28:12Actually, you know, Anis Sir is so beautiful that I didn't have the attention to Kriti.

00:28:16I didn't have the attention to the whole picture.

00:28:17I was watching the whole picture.

00:28:19And he's obviously the biggest reason for me to do the film, man.

00:28:22I was watching Anis Buzmi's film today.

00:28:25Today I'm going to be on his poster and I think that is the biggest achievement so far.

00:28:29So thank you, sir.

00:28:32So many hit films that Anis bhai have been given.

00:28:35I thought that it was really nice.

00:28:36Please come in and take a little assistance.

00:28:41I was looking for such a lot on his today.

00:28:42Anis bhai, you've watched all the films.

00:28:44You've watched all the movie, you've watched all of the movie.

00:28:45It's really difficult to do with all the stars.

00:28:48He's such a lot of the stars as well.

00:28:52That's why all the stars are like, have a lot of stars.

00:28:54So you wouldn't go to the lot of stars or the odds.

00:29:21I was surprised by the way, but I didn't even know how the film was written.

00:29:21I was surprised by the film.

00:29:22The film was a very difficult time to do that.

00:29:23I was surprised by the film.

00:29:25I was surprised by the film.

00:29:26I had a lot of fun in the film.

00:29:31If you follow Pulkit on Instagram, you will see that there was a viral video on Pagalpantik's set.

00:29:37One hand was burnt and the other hand was made of jalebi.

00:29:40Pulkit, these two things you were doing, have you ever eaten yourself?

00:29:45I'm very hungry.

00:29:47Your body and fitness is very good.

00:29:50This is proof.

00:29:52If you ask me the most shocking of eating,

00:29:55it's shocking of eating and eating.

00:29:59He's very hungry.

00:30:04I exercise a lot.

00:30:06What type of exercise?

00:30:08Nobody told us about jalebi.

00:30:10We're wearing jalebi.

00:30:12Then you need to eat jalebi.

00:30:15Very nice, bro.

00:30:17I'm really inspired.

00:30:18Welcome.

00:30:44How many years have you spent?

00:30:45Yeah, we've assembled you, you're...

00:30:52So you're most welcome.

00:30:54Thanks, yeah, Kapil.

00:30:55I'm going to blush.

00:30:56Like, no one.

00:30:58No.

00:30:58What's the benefit of my marriage?

00:31:02I noticed that after your marriage, all the girls are talking about.

00:31:06I didn't give any advice.

00:31:08Actually.

00:31:09But everyone will feel the truth.

00:31:10Those who have rejected me before marriage.

00:31:12Everyone will feel the truth.

00:31:14Yeah, I...

00:31:15I didn't propose the truth before marriage.

00:31:16I didn't propose the truth before marriage.

00:31:18Okay?

00:31:18I mean...

00:31:19You never know.

00:31:22Oh, never know.

00:31:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:31:28KKN, Kriti Sharma.

00:31:30Sounding cool.

00:31:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:31:36Haja, Pulkit.

00:31:36I'm going to listen to you.

00:31:38People say that when you have filmed a film,

00:31:40it's the first thing to you.

00:31:42The two parts that are so hit.

00:31:46They say, but after watching a film,

00:31:48the girls are afraid to date with you.

00:31:50They think they'll be married,

00:31:52but they don't have money.

00:31:53The only one who I'm dating can tell me.

00:31:57I know.

00:31:58Who is dating today?

00:32:00I don't know.

00:32:17I have over a hundred pairs of shoes.

00:32:19Oh.

00:32:20100?

00:32:20Yeah.

00:32:21Hmm.

00:32:25.

00:32:26.

00:32:26,

00:32:26foreign

00:32:35foreign

00:32:37foreign

00:33:04Thank you very much.

00:33:18Thank you very much.

00:34:02Thank you very much.

00:34:15Thank you very much.

00:34:55Thank you very much.

00:35:17Thank you very much.

00:42:42If you have a finger and you don't use a nail, then what's the benefit?

00:42:48What's the benefit?

00:42:50What's the difference?

00:42:51I have seen many people here, they have some help.

00:42:54I've just got a bottle of money.

00:42:56I've got a bottle of money.

00:42:59But I've got a bottle of money.

00:43:01So I'm going to get a bottle of money.

00:43:01I'm going to get a bottle of money.

00:43:03This is a girl.

00:43:09foreign

00:43:16foreign

00:43:36I'm not going to talk about the same thing.

00:43:37What are you talking about?

00:43:38What are you thinking about?

00:43:40I'm not going to talk about the same thing about the same thing.

00:43:42Why?

00:43:44Why?

00:43:46What happened?

00:43:48What happened?

00:43:49Nothing happened.

00:43:54I'm saying that.

00:43:56If I'm not going to tell you,

00:43:59I'm not going to tell you.

00:44:07I'm not going to tell you.

00:44:10I'm not going to tell you.

00:44:11Why are you watching this?

00:44:11I'm going to tell you.

00:44:13If you're going to tell you,

00:44:14then tell you about the same thing.

00:44:16Which one thing?

00:44:18That's the same thing.

00:44:21You said that.

00:44:21Do it!

00:44:24Hey, hey!

00:44:27Hey!

00:44:30Hey, Anisji, you know that

00:44:32is not going to tell you.

00:44:34It's ok.

00:44:36But to have as many time.

00:44:39You have to sweethears.

00:44:42Why are you painting?

00:44:43I'm not going to tell you.

00:44:43It's not going to tell you.

00:44:45The truth is,

00:44:46the truth is that you're going to tell you?

00:44:48See, Anisji,

00:44:52I was going to tell your friend

00:44:53I was going to tell you.

00:44:53My friend was my friend.

00:44:57oh, oh.

00:45:26Hello!

00:45:30foreign

00:45:58foreign

00:46:14foreign

00:46:28is

00:46:58Oh, Neeloo Ji, I tried to try all the people on all the people, but Narjana Ji didn't talk about

00:47:03Neeloo.

00:47:05Have you tried to try it on your couple?

00:47:06Yes, I will.

00:47:13Kavita Ji and Ami Ji Daa will sing with Indian Idol in Singalong.

00:47:18I will be with you.

00:47:30wines are one of Yeetys.

00:47:33Beharashtra's Diffわ Marsaki媽.

00:47:36The Mexican semiconductor of yesterday Isn't Mom, If Haha, its Peach was very much Tor им for peace,

00:47:42It's a jerk, and the hunter in Beharashtra driving this horse around bandai

00:47:49new When he was in the sweater, you will see the beautifulığa looks tuh bainte Program

00:47:57When this beast approaches the entire breed in trailing it takes a look through to demons

00:47:587.10am, Sunni Entertainment Television and Sunni Lift Bar.

00:48:03Kamita Ji and Abiji Daa will sing with Indian Idol Sing-a-long.

00:48:07Sing-a-long-ka-ja-doo.

00:48:11I will also sing with you.

00:48:20Mogambo Fushua.

00:48:26It's like a long time.

00:48:27The baby is asleep in 5 minutes.

00:48:29You speak anything.

00:48:33What are you going to do?

00:48:34The five minutes is perfect for the good night to throw a ball.

00:48:37Good night is made with the ordinary CRNF formula.

00:48:40Only five minutes.

00:48:42You haven't signed your college form?

00:48:45Well, but why not in Mumbai?

00:48:46We are also getting a good college.

00:48:48Same course.

00:48:49That is also a walking distance.

00:48:51Yeah.

00:48:51Dad, you know how much I am going to do something now?

00:48:56Dad, it's not going to go to me. It's going to be a time for me.

00:49:12So, from today's day, a cup of Nescafe,

00:49:16warm water, a little bit of water, and a little bit of tea.

00:49:23Now, when you are in the water, you will feel the fuel.

00:49:34Strong.

00:49:35Very.

00:49:37Okay, Papa.

00:49:38Where do you find Nescafe?

00:49:43This is a sachet.

00:49:44Ma'am, it's a sachet.

00:49:45Hand wash.

00:49:45Ha'am.

00:50:15Ha'am.

00:50:15Why don't you like my post?

00:50:17Sir, OTP.

00:50:19Break.

00:50:24I want to break free.

00:50:29I want to break free.

00:50:33India, what do you feel like?

00:50:35What do you feel like?

00:50:36Powerful.

00:50:37Powerful.

00:50:38Powerful.

00:50:39Power gel.

00:50:40Wow.

00:50:42In one wash.

00:50:43New.

00:50:45Powerful.

00:50:46Now, lavender.

00:50:48Let's go.

00:50:54Let's go.

00:51:03Let's go.

00:51:06Go.

00:51:08Go.

00:51:09Go.

00:51:13Go.

00:51:14Go.

00:51:14You also have someone chose meовать.

00:51:15Where your happiness is mixed in?

00:51:19I'll see you.

00:51:20Prison, too.

00:51:21gendered.

00:51:22Change your new food, Ben.

00:51:26Batmanis and Luc.

00:51:36Emma at her and her family were all given in Jonah's семьen.

00:51:52crazy

00:52:07I'm going to put on the scooter on the scooter.

00:52:10The charging of E-booter is simple.

00:52:14VX2.

00:52:15Change India's scooter.

00:52:16E-booter.

00:52:17Maggi masala magic.

00:52:19There are ten different flavors.

00:52:21The kids say,

00:52:24eat this food daily.

00:52:26From Nestle.

00:52:27Awesome!

00:52:30I feel alive, I feel alive.

00:52:33A life is awesome.

00:52:35I feel alive, I feel alive, I feel alive.

00:52:38With the life of the East Sinthal Line,

00:52:40a life is awesome.

00:52:42Do, putado.

00:52:44Putado.

00:52:4815th submission last day.

00:52:50Pranched.

00:52:51So, today's senior citizens,

00:52:53all these ICSA bankers,

00:52:55iMobile, 15th,

00:52:57interest certificate, bill payments,

00:52:59and a lot of things.

00:53:01Done?

00:53:02Done.

00:53:03What putado?

00:53:03The name of coffee is complicated.

00:53:05For banking?

00:53:06Asan.

00:53:07Gotado.

00:53:09You have to open your ICSA bank,

00:53:11senior citizen account,

00:53:12now you have to open it.

00:53:12Golmaal cricket.

00:53:14Last ball of the match,

00:53:16and for winning,

00:53:178 runs, impossible.

00:53:20Wow!

00:53:23Oh, sir!

00:53:26It's an attack.

00:53:30Sir, this is a golmaal.

00:53:32That's a golmaal.

00:53:32Oh, it's a hit.

00:53:33Yes?

00:53:33It's a golmaal,

00:53:34it's a golmaal.

00:53:35It's a golmaal.

00:53:36Now you will be in every street.

00:53:38Ravi and Britannia,

00:53:3950 50 ka golmaal.

00:53:41Ting ting da ding.

00:53:43Savor the rich aroma of Nescafé gold.

00:53:46A blend of carefully selected beans,

00:53:49roasted to perfection,

00:53:52crafted with finesse.

00:53:54Time,

00:53:55When you get it, the way you get it. Make the most of it. Nescafe, make your world.

00:54:27Wait, there's a photo. Take it.

00:54:32Where are you?

00:54:35I got the email.

00:54:42Wait, let's see.

00:54:44Can you show both?

00:54:46Here.

00:54:48It's a forest. Where are you?

00:54:50I got the email.

00:54:53I got the email.

00:54:54I got the email.

00:54:54We got the email.

00:54:56What?

00:55:02You got the email?

00:55:03One minute.

00:55:04That's it.

00:55:05OK.

00:55:06I got the email.

00:55:08I got the email.

00:55:08That's it.

00:55:09They're getting the email.

00:55:12They're getting the email.

00:55:18They brought me 3-3 email.

00:55:20I'm going to go to the house and go to the house and make the panneer.

00:55:26I'm going to go to the house.

00:55:29But one minute.

00:55:34It's easy to know.

00:55:36When the story is good, the film is not going to be scared.

00:55:39I don't have a problem.

00:55:44How do you do that?

00:55:50What do you say?

00:55:53What do you say?

00:56:00What do you say?

00:56:06I'm going to ask you a question, because you are working so many days.

00:56:10So, I'll ask you a question or a question.

00:56:13Who complained about the hotel in the hotel?

00:56:19The hotel. Why are you living here?

00:56:23That's the best stuff!

00:56:25Best stuff, Emma!

00:56:26Best stuff!

00:56:27Best stuff!

00:56:29Best stuff!

00:56:31Who made a decision in shooting late?

00:56:34Actually, in the set, genuinely, never came late.

00:56:38Never came late.

00:56:40Very nice.

00:56:43Who was the most famous actor?

00:56:45Who was the most famous actor?

00:56:46Who was the most famous actor?

00:56:49Who was the most famous actor?

00:56:54Diplomatic answer!

00:57:09Who is the most famous actor?

00:57:11Who is the most famous actor?

00:57:11You've heard a story about Nana Patakar.

00:57:12He was a character.

00:57:13Who was the actor?

00:57:14What did you think?

00:57:15My dad has a lot of humor.

00:57:17Actually, what was the story?

00:57:19Oh, it was a film.

00:57:22Mr. Adrani.

00:57:23Do you hear that?

00:57:24I hear that?

00:57:25Yes.

00:57:26So, Nana Padgar and a couple of actors were playing the role.

00:57:30They were teaching their whole acting.

00:57:31What do you want to do?

00:57:32Nana has taught them.

00:57:34You do this.

00:57:35That's a very very big problem.

00:57:36So, they came and said,

00:57:37Why are you doing this?

00:57:40Nana has said.

00:57:41Now they didn't even say they could.

00:57:43They said, go, go and do what they want.

00:57:46The action!

00:57:47They started doing this as they told me.

00:57:49They said, cut!

00:57:51Who told you to do this?

00:57:55Nana told me, I didn't say my name.

00:58:00Then, Nana said,

00:58:01How did you do this?

00:58:08Okay.

00:58:09When you get a break, who did you do the gossip?

00:58:12The gossip?

00:58:13I.

00:58:15Very frankly.

00:58:16Very honest.

00:58:18Okay.

00:58:20Who was coming to the other actor, who was kicking on?

00:58:23Anil.

00:58:24Anil.

00:58:26All of the other characters came from the comics.

00:58:28We would always get the drinks.

00:58:29This is what...

00:58:30Different.

00:58:30We still took care of them.

00:58:31We love the мал�åre.

00:58:32You told them who were dancing,

00:58:34You were dancing in the circus.

00:58:36Where did you go down?

00:58:37This was a reality.

00:58:38So the movie was casted me.

00:58:41That was a maximum acting.

00:58:43It was a maximum acting.

00:58:51Okay, whenever you get in between time in the shot, or after the pack-up, the most busy

00:58:56would be the most busy and soon?

00:58:57On the phone.

00:58:59Urvashi!

00:59:00Oh, no.

00:59:00Urvashi?

00:59:01Girls are normal selfies and all, or videos.

00:59:03Just creating memories, yeah.

00:59:05Just memories, yeah.

00:59:06You know it.

00:59:08You know it.

00:59:09Where did you know it?

00:59:10You know it.

00:59:14One second.

00:59:15Urvashi, please come here.

00:59:16No, no, no.

00:59:17Please, I insist.

00:59:18I insist.

00:59:19Please.

00:59:20Now, seriously, you...

00:59:22I'm very hot.

00:59:24So seriously, you gave us a chance to sit with us?

00:59:26Or you gave yourself a chance to sit with us?

00:59:28What do you feel like?

00:59:32Oh, my God.

00:59:34This is a big deal.

00:59:36Today, you get a chance to get a chance.

00:59:38We had a chance to break down the line?

00:59:38Well, if we don't have photo.

00:59:39No, we have an absolute failure.

00:59:42Now, it's happened.

00:59:44You're here.

00:59:45You're here.

00:59:46We're going to go again now.

00:59:53And then, you're here.

00:59:54How are we going?

00:59:55When I break down?

00:59:56Break up?

00:59:58I'm not.

00:59:58If I break into a shot.

01:00:01It was a break?

01:00:01Yeah.

01:00:02Whichever actor?

01:00:02Anis, tell me.

01:00:03Yeah.

01:00:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

01:00:34I'm not sure what I'm saying.

01:00:35I'm gonna dance with you.

01:00:40I'm just dancing with Annel.

01:00:42I'm dancing with Annel.

01:00:43I'm going to dance with my modern dance.

01:00:47Say it, Annel.

01:00:48Then what happened?

01:00:50There's a little bit.

01:00:53You just dance with Annel.

01:00:56The point is.

01:00:57No, I'm gonna dance with Annel.

01:01:07Let's celebrate, bros.

01:01:11Everyone, come here.

01:01:13Come here.

01:01:16You look like your love.

01:01:19My love is my love.

01:01:22You look like your love.

01:01:25My love is my love.

01:01:27My love is my love.

01:01:28My love.

01:01:29Nobody will die from us.

01:01:33My love is your love.

01:01:36My love is my love.

01:01:39My love.

01:01:40Even if you love,

01:01:41don't die from us.

01:01:41no

01:01:41Oh

01:01:42Oh

01:01:44Oh

01:01:45Oh

01:01:47Oh

01:01:48Oh

01:01:49Oh

01:01:50Oh

01:02:20Oh

01:02:28Oh

01:02:29Oh

01:02:30Oh

01:02:33Oh

01:02:34Lovely

01:02:37So one time, please do the dance for all of us

01:02:42Anil, please do the dance for all of us

01:02:42Thank you so much

01:02:43You all have made so much fun for our journey

01:02:46Anil, sir, on your journey

01:02:48You're doing a small amount of effort

01:02:50If you're enjoying your time

01:02:52How sweet

01:02:53Please, come here

01:02:55Come here, sir, go here

01:03:16What do I feel?

01:03:19What do I feel?

01:03:21What do I feel?

01:03:22I feel like I am

01:03:23Good luck

01:03:23You're here

01:03:26Wow

01:03:27This is my hero

01:03:29Look at me

01:03:30Look at me

01:03:30This is my hero

01:03:33This is my hero

01:03:49This is my hero

01:04:02Come here

01:04:03Be this

01:04:04That's my hero

01:04:06This is my hero

01:04:09This is my hero

01:04:17It's my hero

01:04:27Oh, Niro, you are late.

01:04:29Let me know, 1, 2 is a 4.

01:04:33What?

01:04:35I think 1, 2 is a 4.

01:04:384, 2 is a 1.

01:04:40My name is Lacan.

01:04:48What a boy.

01:04:49What a boy.

01:04:54What a boy.

01:04:57Oh, yeah.

01:04:59Oh, yeah.

01:05:01Oh, yeah.

01:05:08Oh.

01:05:13Oh, yeah, my name is my name is my name.

01:05:23And then the new hero, Anil Kapoor!

01:09:11MasterChef India के फिनाले बीद में एक मिस्ट्री एक्विप्मेंट ने किया कंटेस्टेंस को टोटली सप्राइज.

01:09:17आज चैलेंज के दोरान सभी भी आप यूज करेंगे ये मिस्ट्री एक्विप्मेंट.

01:09:22पर आखिर क्या है ये मिस्ट्री एक्विप्मेंट?

01:09:26इसका राज खुलेगा अठारा मार्च को.

01:09:29जानने के लिए देखते रहिए सोनी एंटर्टीन्मेंट टेलविशन.

01:09:44इसे वैसे जैसे भी देखो चॉकलेट चॉकलेट चॉकलेट बृतनिया बॉबन बिस्कित.

01:09:50अब एक एक्स्रा बिस्कित अर तस रुपे के बृतनिया बॉबन पाक में.

01:10:03कंसी पे ओचे भाई, रिटार्मेंट के बाद भी कमाओ, हर महिने इंट्रेस्ट और इंजोई करो लाइफ के इंट्रेस्ट.

01:10:10फिर तो कंसी गॉल्फ. आप दी अपना ICS के बैंक सीने से रिजन अकाउंट आज ही खो लिए.

01:10:15कर्मी के कारेंट लोगों का हाल भी हाल.

01:10:22इसी धूप निवारण योजना के लिए तो पार्टी होना चाहिए.

01:10:26पचास में पांच गलास गर में खला.

01:10:29स्वाराइट गटार्ट धंड रहा.

01:10:36वशिकर, कव से राप सबादस बजए.

01:10:40समय पीटता गया, लेगिन हमारा गिरो नहे का नहे ही रहा.

01:10:44प्रिषेंते हानल कपूर एग्स रूमैंकिक हीरो.

01:10:58एक लड़की को देचा तो ऐसा नहा.

01:11:04लड़की को छोड क्या लगरा हूमा है.

01:11:07एक लड़की को देचा तो ऐसा नहा.

01:11:13जैसे खिर का गुलाब जैसे, शायर का खाब जैसे, उजली की रण जैसे, बं में ही रण जैसे.

01:11:26चांद नी रात जैसे, नजनी की रात जैसे, मन मंदिर में हो एक चलता दिया.

01:11:41चांद जैसे, बं में हो एक लड़की को देचा तो पैसा लगा.

01:11:50अवे जाबने के पिताची ने काताना, आगया मुच्वाला हीरो.

01:11:56मैं कल भी हीरो था, हाज भी हीरो हूँ, और हमेशा हीरो ही रहूंगा.

01:12:02जाबना, तो फिलवड़ां जागाष, दोल्दा जागाष.

01:12:11क्टें को न दाखता तू को कालपा के लड़की लड़की ने के लिए ने के लिए 8th century faço हूँ,

01:12:19जा खबनो dealing,

01:12:22अज़ यावाद़ कै लिए लूत honesty to रहन के लिए 8th century To.

01:12:27Oh

01:12:59Oh

01:13:44Oh

01:14:00Oh

01:14:02Oh

01:14:04Oh

01:14:05Oh

01:14:07Oh

01:14:09Oh

01:14:10Oh

01:18:43Oh

01:18:46Oh

01:19:00Raju, what is your hero? What is your face?

01:19:03Is it late for school?

01:19:05Baba, it's Sunday, right?

01:19:07Yeah, it's Sunday. It's Sunday too.

01:19:09It's Sunday for your extra class, right?

01:19:11I'm very young, Baba. Don't get attention.

01:19:14Hey, Gomti.

01:19:16Hey, what's your name?

01:19:17I'm telling you this month.

01:19:18I'm telling you. I'm telling you.

01:19:20I'm telling you.

01:19:21I'm telling you.

01:19:21Why don't you tell me?

01:19:23What's wrong?

01:19:26I'm telling you.

01:19:29Okay. I'm telling you.

01:19:32You too.

01:19:34This world will happen.

01:19:35Listen, Raju.

01:19:36After school, you'll be back.

01:19:38You'll be kept eating. Don't eat.

01:19:41Don't eat.

01:19:41Don't eat. Don't eat.

01:19:42Especially in the area of the army.

01:19:44What danger is it, Baba?

01:19:45What danger is it, Baba?

01:19:46Don't be a hero. Don't become a hero.

01:19:48Let's go, Baba.

01:19:54Let's go.

01:19:59Let's go, Baba.

01:20:07Let's go.

01:20:09Let's go.

01:20:10Let's go, Baba.

01:20:11Don't get any room for a room.

01:20:12Let's go.

01:20:13Let's go.

01:20:16You'll be getting to you.

01:20:18Let's look.

01:20:19I have a whole Indian captain of India.

01:20:21Look at the dhoni.

01:20:22Look at the dhoni.

01:20:23There is a round ride.

01:20:24Then there is a collie.

01:20:26Now tell me.

01:20:26Give me one.

01:20:27Let's go.

01:20:28Now the dhoni is a dhoni.

01:20:30Yay!

01:20:31Yay!

01:20:34Yay!

01:20:35Yay!

01:20:46Yay!

01:20:47Yay!

01:20:48Yay!

01:20:49Yay!

01:20:50Yay!

01:20:51Yay!

01:20:52Now I was a cool dude.

01:20:54It's my hero.

01:20:56Do you know how many are you together.

01:20:57Tendhal and dhoni are always from home.

01:21:00Hey Raviy.

01:21:01What do you mean?

01:21:02I got to keep it.

01:21:32Oh

01:22:02Oh

01:22:20Good morning, Karnal Narindra.

01:22:22Good morning, Karnal Narindra.

01:22:24Come join me.

01:22:26What a pleasant weather.

01:22:28Yeah.

01:22:28Lovely morning.

01:22:40Good morning, Karnal Narindra.

01:22:43Good morning, Karnal Narindra.

01:22:45Good morning, Karnal Narindra.

01:22:46Okay, Karnal Narindra.

01:22:50I've been watching the office.

01:22:53I've seen the door.

01:22:55fun car under raya mirato in a deco honey holder my sister in a carolina sabato

01:23:04so i love is my pocket in it our gunners say three

01:23:09salami service area very far will be unblemished very true

01:23:13but seven a quarter case tension cable pick my legate request the acha

01:23:18Oh

01:23:18Wow

01:23:20Very good

01:23:23Okay

01:23:25Oh great

01:23:27Oh

01:23:28Ha

01:23:32Bhopal

01:23:32Chhaveni

01:23:33Chhaveni

01:23:38Contournment

01:23:39Compound

01:23:46Jis

01:23:48As

01:23:48Which

01:23:49Which

01:23:52As

01:23:53It

01:23:53ुणે ।

01:24:28Hey Raju, I'm talking right now, come on, we're going to go back again, I had a warning

01:24:36Oh man, if we don't have those things, then we'll go back, let's go

01:24:45Oh man, I'm starting to think again, what will happen in this world, let's go

01:24:51No, no, no, no, let's go

01:25:09Officer

01:25:11What's up?

01:25:12We're going to clean our area from Malie, and we'll clean the area from Malie

01:25:16We'll clean the area from Malie

01:25:17The other ones which are falling down, the other ones that are falling down, we'll keep going

01:25:19Because there's a lot of gun in there

01:25:21How are you?

01:25:24Let's go, Jawad

01:25:24Ah, come on.

01:25:27Come on, come on.

01:25:28Come on, come on.

01:25:35Damn it.

01:25:36This guy is coming back.

01:25:38Driver?

01:25:39Let's take a car.

01:25:47What's happening here?

01:25:50How many times you told them?

01:25:51How many times you told them?

01:25:56How many times you told them?

01:25:58This is the last warning of you.

01:26:01If you told them to me again,

01:26:03then kill them.

01:26:06Let's go here.

01:26:08Get lost.

01:26:17There.

01:26:19There is no one.

01:26:20There is no one.

01:26:22Bloody monkeys.

01:26:23Let's go.

01:26:23Don't амур.

01:26:31Let's go.

01:26:32Let's go.

01:26:32Oh yes.

01:26:44That's not a Helmet.

01:26:45That's not a Helmet.

01:26:48Let's go.

01:26:49Let's go.

01:26:50Let's go.

The Kapil Sharma Show - 15th March 2026 Full Episode

Category

Transcript

Comments

Recommended