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00:00:01Oh my god.
00:00:03She's insane.
00:00:05What are you doing here?
00:00:09Beth.
00:00:12You set me up.
00:00:14You stay away from me.
00:00:16You're insane.
00:00:19Can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:00:22Leanne.
00:00:24You and Asher, or...
00:00:26You're a great couple.
00:00:27I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:31But you've gotta go.
00:00:33No!
00:00:36They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:48And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:51What was that, baby?
00:00:53Awesome.
00:00:55We done here?
00:00:57Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:00Oh.
00:01:02Yes!
00:01:03Yes!
00:01:04Yes!
00:01:05Oh!
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:09Are we done here?
00:01:11Yes, I do.
00:01:13You were the best.
00:01:14You were amazing.
00:01:15Was it good for you?
00:01:17Awesome.
00:01:18What's your name again?
00:01:48Ah!
00:01:49Take care, Monique.
00:01:50Take care, Monique.
00:01:58What am I doing?
00:02:00Do it any more.
00:02:01I think I have to do this.
00:02:02Yeah.
00:02:05No.
00:02:07No.
00:02:08So, I tell him.
00:02:10Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:12That's an okra.
00:02:14Like, seriously?
00:02:16So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:19I mean, I don't even know what I saw in them in the first place.
00:02:24How about you and I...
00:02:26Um, just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:29Be right back.
00:02:33So, I was thinking, how about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:39Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:55Oh, damn it.
00:02:58I'm so sorry.
00:03:00Oh, my God.
00:03:02Asher?
00:03:03What are you doing?
00:03:04Oh, you're drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:07Sam.
00:03:08Can I grab a drink?
00:03:11Sure.
00:03:16How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:20Life, I guess.
00:03:22We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:24Pinky swear?
00:03:26Pinky swear.
00:03:27Friends forever.
00:03:28Stop doing that.
00:03:33We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:36Pinky swear.
00:03:37Pinky swear.
00:03:39Friends forever.
00:03:40Stop doing that.
00:03:49Oh, what about work?
00:03:51I actually just started a new job.
00:03:53I'm doing marketing at Jengard.
00:03:54Small world.
00:03:55They're our biggest client.
00:03:58No way.
00:03:59Wait, what do you do?
00:04:00I work at a software development startup.
00:04:05Hey.
00:04:07That's cool.
00:04:13What about your love life?
00:04:15What?
00:04:16What about your love life?
00:04:18Oh, my God.
00:04:20Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:22A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:26Cheers, mate.
00:04:30How about we?
00:04:33Stop it.
00:04:35No.
00:04:36Hey, we're friends.
00:04:38Well, if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:42Sex ruins everything.
00:04:45Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:49I'll be your wing-woman, though.
00:04:52You're not your wing-man.
00:04:52I'll be your wing-man.
00:04:56I'll be your wing-man.
00:04:58I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:00I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:02I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:05I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:06I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:07I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:09I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:10I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:10I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:11I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:14I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:14I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:16I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:18I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:21I'll be your wing-man.
00:05:36I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:39I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:43I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:46I have that effect on women.
00:05:48It's not.
00:05:53I forgot how pretty you are.
00:05:55Thanks.
00:05:57I think.
00:06:00Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:06Friends forever?
00:06:09Friends forever.
00:06:10Friends forever.
00:06:14I don't know.
00:06:40I don't know.
00:07:17I don't know.
00:07:46I don't know.
00:07:47What am I doing here?
00:07:48Oh, my head.
00:07:51My head.
00:07:52Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:00Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:03What?
00:08:04No.
00:08:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:05Bad idea.
00:08:07What?
00:08:08Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:10Why?
00:08:12Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:17Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:20I suppose you're right.
00:08:23But still.
00:08:25But still.
00:08:28I have a proposition.
00:08:32What?
00:08:33Friends with benefits.
00:08:35Sex without strings.
00:08:39You do you, I do me.
00:08:41And we do each other.
00:08:46Interesting.
00:08:54Okay, sold.
00:08:58Wanted benefits.
00:09:24And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:33Hello, ladies.
00:09:36Asher?
00:09:39You two know each other?
00:09:42Yeah.
00:09:44We know each other from college.
00:09:46He's one of my best friends.
00:09:48What are you doing here?
00:09:50He's here to see my father.
00:09:52Wait, what?
00:09:52Daddy owns the company.
00:09:54I know.
00:09:55I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:58He's worth billions.
00:10:00And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:03I've been busy since college.
00:10:05Clearly.
00:10:06Listen, gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:11Sure.
00:10:13Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:14You too.
00:10:18Oh, what a man.
00:10:30What's this?
00:10:32I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:36A contract?
00:10:37It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:41Article 1.
00:10:42Nobody knows.
00:10:43It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:46Good point.
00:10:47Article 2.
00:10:48We meet at a mutually agreed upon place,
00:10:50at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:53Article 3.
00:10:55Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:57Agreed.
00:10:59Article 4.
00:11:01No lies.
00:11:04No lies.
00:11:06Article 5.
00:11:09Once one party sleeps with another person,
00:11:12the agreement is over.
00:11:14I don't like that one.
00:11:17Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:21Fine.
00:11:24And finally.
00:11:30Friends first.
00:11:32Friends first.
00:11:43Let's eat.
00:11:44Let's eat.
00:11:45Let's eat.
00:11:47Let's eat.
00:11:48Let's eat.
00:11:49Let's eat.
00:11:50Let's eat.
00:11:50Let's eat.
00:11:50Let's eat.
00:12:53What?
00:12:54On a date.
00:12:56Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:12:58A real one.
00:13:00No.
00:13:06What?
00:13:09I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:11Forget the contract.
00:13:13No, friends first.
00:13:14Remember?
00:13:16Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:23Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:35Come on.
00:13:40Friends first?
00:13:47Friends first.
00:13:59So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:01Yes, you will.
00:14:16He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:19Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:20I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:23On Asher?
00:14:24Yes.
00:14:25He asked you out?
00:14:27Yes.
00:14:28On a date?
00:14:28Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:30Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:32Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:33You can give me some tips.
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:37Um.
00:14:39Yeah, okay.
00:14:40I gotta go.
00:14:41Getting a money-penny ready for the big plate.
00:14:43I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:47Bye.
00:14:56Bye.
00:14:57Where was he born?
00:14:58Philadelphia.
00:15:00Philadelphia.
00:15:01Uh, favorite food?
00:15:03Um.
00:15:07He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:09Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:12I like your pen.
00:15:14I've never seen that color before.
00:15:15Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:17It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:20Cool.
00:15:21What about sports?
00:15:24Oh, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:26On your date.
00:15:28I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:30and he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:34Marry?
00:15:35You got a problem with that?
00:15:42Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:46Me and Asher?
00:15:48I'm just-
00:15:49No.
00:15:50No, no, no.
00:15:51Never.
00:15:51Please.
00:15:52We're-
00:15:53We're friends.
00:15:55We're best friends.
00:15:56Good.
00:15:57By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:59Where'd you get it?
00:16:01Oh, Mason's.
00:16:02On third.
00:16:02Super cute.
00:16:04Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:06Uh, siblings?
00:16:10And being an only child.
00:16:13I was an only child as well.
00:16:15Really?
00:16:16Cool.
00:16:17Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:20I was born in Philly.
00:16:23Shut up.
00:16:25It's my favorite city.
00:16:27Where was the school?
00:16:30Um, I...
00:16:33Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:35Mm-hmm.
00:16:40How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:44That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:50I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:56I had a wonderful time.
00:16:59I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:03That would be great.
00:17:05Good night.
00:17:08Oh, my.
00:17:10Okay, thank you.
00:17:14What is it?
00:17:16I should really head out.
00:17:20Uh, take care.
00:17:22Why don't you come up?
00:17:24And I will fuck you.
00:17:26It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:29Okay.
00:17:29Oh, my God.
00:17:30Oh, my God.
00:17:31Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:35Why?
00:17:36Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:40I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:42No, no, it...
00:17:43That's not what I meant.
00:17:44It's just...
00:17:45Sex ruins everything.
00:17:49Let's wait.
00:17:49So, it can be perfect.
00:17:53Yeah?
00:17:57Yes.
00:18:00Okay.
00:18:03Toodles.
00:18:09Beth?
00:18:11It was nice.
00:18:13We have a lot in common.
00:18:17Are you...
00:18:18Jealous?
00:18:21No.
00:18:25Did you, um...
00:18:28Would you sleep together?
00:18:30No.
00:18:31But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:34Beth?
00:18:35She's an animal.
00:18:37Oh, God.
00:18:39Stop it.
00:18:40Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:43Not for Beth, you don't?
00:18:45Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:48I want to wait.
00:18:48Just in case she is the one.
00:18:52You never know.
00:18:53I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:00I'm never getting married.
00:19:03I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:08Oh.
00:19:10You do you.
00:19:12To each his own.
00:19:14Agreed.
00:19:15Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:17Maybe.
00:19:17Give it back.
00:19:18Give it back.
00:19:18Come on.
00:19:19Mm-mm.
00:19:20It's not fudge.
00:19:22It's my strawberry.
00:19:24All right.
00:19:30That was rude.
00:20:01Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:07You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:11True love does not exist.
00:20:13You will only get hurt.
00:20:15He is your friend.
00:20:17Don't blow it.
00:20:19Friendship first.
00:20:22Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:24You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:25You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:27True love does not exist.
00:20:30You will only get hurt.
00:20:31He is your friend.
00:20:33Don't blow it.
00:20:36Friendship first.
00:20:39Leanne Lamont.
00:21:08Hey.
00:21:10Shit.
00:21:12I'm so sorry.
00:21:14My bad.
00:21:15My fault.
00:21:16Hang on.
00:21:19You got a tissue.
00:21:24Here.
00:21:25Let me.
00:21:26Hey.
00:21:26What are you doing?
00:21:27Stop cock-fucking me.
00:21:29Oh.
00:21:29Oh.
00:21:30I didn't realize.
00:21:31Hey, Asher.
00:21:34Eric.
00:21:34Eric.
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:39Well.
00:21:40See you guys later.
00:21:43Here.
00:21:49I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:51I'm Eric.
00:21:52Eric.
00:22:01That was fun.
00:22:02Yeah.
00:22:02Was that fun?
00:22:04Or was Eric fun?
00:22:08Else?
00:22:09Okay.
00:22:10You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:11He's a player.
00:22:13So what?
00:22:14Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:16No.
00:22:16That's not what I'm saying.
00:22:19Oh, my God.
00:22:21Are you jealous?
00:22:23No.
00:22:24I'm not jealous.
00:22:25Why would I be jealous?
00:22:26We're friends with benefits.
00:22:27Remember?
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:31You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:33Okay.
00:22:33I'm not being a dick.
00:22:35You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:39I can handle myself.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:43Fine.
00:22:43Be that way.
00:22:47You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:51Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:22:57Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:05Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:09Maybe I will.
00:23:13Yes.
00:23:24That's me.
00:23:26Oh, my God.
00:23:31I'm Eric.
00:23:38What are you doing here?
00:23:41I had a meeting with Beth's dad.
00:23:45That's from Eric.
00:23:47Yes.
00:23:52They're nice.
00:23:56Listen.
00:23:58I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:01I was out of line.
00:24:03No.
00:24:04No, I was out of line.
00:24:09I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:13Oh, my God.
00:24:14Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:21Friends forever?
00:24:24Friends forever.
00:24:28Dinner later?
00:24:31Sounds awesome.
00:24:51Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:53Oh, it's just...
00:24:55I'm just so happy.
00:24:57You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:03I think he could be the one.
00:25:05Oh.
00:25:06I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:09You've only just started dating.
00:25:12Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:18No.
00:25:20Yeah.
00:25:22That's us.
00:25:24You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:29He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:34I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:37Oh.
00:25:38No.
00:25:39I don't know.
00:25:40I just want him to be happy.
00:25:43By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:44It's so unique.
00:25:46What color is it?
00:25:48Paris pink.
00:25:50I love it.
00:25:52Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:53Toodles.
00:26:02Why are you so down?
00:26:04What's wrong?
00:26:07Nothing.
00:26:09Famous last words.
00:26:11Is it attic?
00:26:14Of course not.
00:26:16How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:18She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:21You never know.
00:26:26Give me your hand.
00:26:27I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:30Come on.
00:26:30Okay.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:33This is your lifeline.
00:26:36It's long.
00:26:37You have a nice long life.
00:26:40Okay.
00:26:41This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:45And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:54And this is your love line.
00:26:57So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:01But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:27You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:29Great idea.
00:27:32Why?
00:27:38Well, you have a nice one.
00:27:50You have a nice song.
00:27:53That's likely to be to root.
00:27:55You'reinfected.
00:27:56You're
00:27:56awesome.
00:27:57And this is your, oh, man.
00:27:57I'm in the next one.
00:28:24It looks like we had fun last night
00:28:30Do you have a key?
00:28:36Have a second
00:28:58Nice trick
00:29:06Who is that?
00:29:07I have no idea
00:29:09Hello!
00:29:11Your front door is unlocked
00:29:14My front door
00:29:29How could you?
00:29:34Beth!
00:29:35Wait, Beth!
00:29:36Oh fuck, what have I done?
00:29:41What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:42Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:55Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:57I'm leaving
00:29:58I'm getting dressed
00:29:59I'm going
00:29:59I'm feeling kind of yucky right now
00:30:01I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:02You didn't do anything
00:30:02It was me
00:30:03I fucked up
00:30:05You said it wasn't serious
00:30:06It wasn't
00:30:08It isn't
00:30:08It doesn't matter
00:30:09I fucked up
00:30:09Whatever it is
00:30:10It was
00:30:11I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:16I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:24Yeah
00:30:30And first?
00:30:33And first?
00:30:37And first?
00:30:53Hey, Beth
00:30:53Go away!
00:31:00I need to talk to you
00:31:03I'd fire her except daddy said we'd get sued
00:31:07You on the other hand
00:31:08I don't want to speak to you ever again
00:31:10No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:12It was a stupid game
00:31:13Friends with benefits
00:31:14But it's over now, okay?
00:31:16I promise
00:31:23Do you love her?
00:31:25Of course not
00:31:27Okay, she means nothing to me
00:31:30Really?
00:31:32Hey
00:31:33I want to see what happens between us
00:31:35You and me
00:31:38Please
00:31:40Give me another chance
00:31:48I suppose
00:31:52Okay
00:32:06Leigh-Anne, it's me again
00:32:07Leigh-Anne, it's me again
00:32:08Don't know why you're avoiding me
00:32:10I'm so confused
00:32:12Friends forever, remember?
00:32:19Eric!
00:32:20Hi!
00:32:22I'm sorry if it's been a while
00:32:24I know I've been out of touch
00:32:25But
00:32:28I would love to see you again
00:32:29If you're up for it
00:32:39Asher?
00:32:40Asher, it's me
00:32:41I haven't heard from you in like four hours
00:32:43What's going on?
00:32:45Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:46Call me!
00:32:48Leigh-Anne!
00:32:59Okay Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away
00:33:02But
00:33:03I'll leave you alone now
00:33:06If you ever want to be friends again
00:33:08You know where to find me
00:33:30It's Eric, leave a message
00:33:33Hey Eric
00:33:34Um
00:33:36I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night
00:33:39And I wanted to see what you were doing later
00:33:41Asher?
00:33:42Asher, where are you?
00:33:44Why won't you call me back?
00:33:46I know!
00:33:47You're with her!
00:33:48You lied to me!
00:33:50Okay
00:33:51Miss you
00:33:52Call me
00:33:53Bye!
00:33:58Beth
00:33:59I got your 35 messages
00:34:02Um
00:34:03Listen
00:34:04I'd really like to get to know you better
00:34:06And spend some time with you
00:34:07But
00:34:08Maybe we need to slow things down a bit
00:34:12I'll call you when I can
00:34:40Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe
00:34:41Slow down!
00:34:42Slow down!
00:34:42What are you doing now?
00:34:48To love
00:34:51Wait
00:34:53Love sucks
00:34:57Okay
00:34:59I think we've had enough
00:35:03How about we head back to the mud?
00:35:04Mmm
00:35:06What's up?
00:35:08Fabulous
00:35:10Oh
00:35:11Easy
00:35:39Let's eat.
00:35:40A lot of good you did me.
00:35:42Yeah.
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:45Yeah.
00:36:05Shit.
00:36:12I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:14Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:36:16I've been aloof.
00:36:16Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:18You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:19No, that's okay.
00:36:20Just life.
00:36:21Is it Leanne?
00:36:23I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:26You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:28I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:31Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:36And would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:39No way.
00:36:40She would never.
00:36:40He's a knob.
00:36:43Which is why I grabbed the photo.
00:36:49I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:33I guess she's not the same you think she's a knob.
00:38:36Sorry.
00:38:37I'm trying my best.
00:38:38Hey.
00:38:40Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:41He causes the game.
00:38:43Okay, hey.
00:38:44You've had too much to do.
00:38:45Don't tell you what to do, woman.
00:38:47She can handle herself.
00:38:49Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:52Asher.
00:38:52Look at the loser.
00:38:54So embarrassing.
00:38:58Fucking prick.
00:38:59Come here.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:05Come here.
00:40:35Unfortunately, they went in another direction.
00:40:37I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:41You're fired.
00:40:43You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:48I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:49You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:53Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:56And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:03I don't know.
00:41:39I don't know.
00:41:41I don't know.
00:41:42I don't know.
00:41:43I don't know.
00:41:44I don't know.
00:41:45I don't know.
00:41:48I don't know.
00:41:49I don't know.
00:41:51I don't know.
00:41:54I don't know.
00:41:57I don't know.
00:42:58This time, we need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:05Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:12XO, XO.
00:43:15When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:22I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:24Then how do you explain these texts?
00:43:26I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:29You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:37I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:38I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:42Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:47Lyria.
00:43:50I am not a cheater.
00:43:53I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break
00:43:56up over this, then fine.
00:44:03I do.
00:44:08Kate.
00:44:21You're my lover.
00:44:21You're my lover.
00:44:23You're my lover.
00:44:25You're my lover.
00:44:26You're my lover.
00:44:27You're my lover.
00:44:27You're my lover.
00:44:28You're my lover.
00:44:28You're my lover.
00:44:28You're my lover.
00:44:29You're my lover.
00:44:30You're my lover.
00:44:32You're my lover.
00:44:42I will, I will, I will!
00:44:54Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:57Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:02Please, don't marry him.
00:45:05You don't love her.
00:45:07You're rebounding.
00:45:14I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:19A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:26They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:29Thoughts?
00:45:44Seed your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:48I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:52Did you know that? It's crazy.
00:45:54Oh my God.
00:45:59Oh my God.
00:46:25Sure.
00:46:26Thanks.
00:46:45Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:57You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:00Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:04Ever.
00:47:12Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:17Effective now.
00:47:18Wait.
00:47:19What?
00:47:21Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:26Who's the source?
00:47:32Oh, my God.
00:47:34Why would she do this?
00:47:36Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:39No, it's not true.
00:47:40This will ruin me.
00:47:41You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:47But you never speak to me again.
00:47:51So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:53Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:57It doesn't matter at this point.
00:47:58It's already in the trades.
00:48:01You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:03Nobody will touch you.
00:48:06So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:17Asher?
00:48:18You bitch.
00:48:19What?
00:48:20You jealous bitch.
00:48:22What are you doing?
00:48:24What are you-
00:48:24I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:26So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:30Honey?
00:48:31What are you talking about?
00:48:33I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:35Oh, job well done.
00:48:37Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:39Stay away from me.
00:48:42Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:45We are not friends.
00:48:47Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:50Stay away from me.
00:48:51Don't contact me.
00:48:52Don't speak to me.
00:48:53Don't look at me.
00:49:00You are dead to me.
00:49:34Bye.
00:49:34Very little with the best friends.
00:49:50None of them, don't fall in place.
00:49:52I saw you kiss.
00:49:52In Kyla.
00:49:52I've never planned to ruin you again.
00:49:53Maybe you took me.
00:49:53You've never liked me, geez.
00:49:54But I've never worked.
00:49:54I'm dull and cute.
00:50:00You've never waited.
00:52:04Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:07I didn't write this.
00:52:08This is...
00:52:12Heliotrope purple.
00:52:17It was Beth.
00:52:23Heliotrope purple.
00:52:26It was Beth.
00:52:29She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:32Oh my god.
00:52:34Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:35I've to warn him.
00:52:38Come on.
00:52:39Come on.
00:52:40Come on.
00:52:41Okay.
00:52:43Come on.
00:52:49Shit.
00:52:50He blocked me?
00:53:18Beth?
00:53:19Beth?
00:53:19Oh my god.
00:53:31I don't know.
00:53:33No.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:44Oh my god.
00:53:45Just...
00:54:21Oh my god.
00:54:24She's insane.
00:54:26What are you doing here?
00:54:30Beth.
00:54:32You set me up.
00:54:35You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:38I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:42And I won.
00:54:46You stay away from me.
00:54:48You're insane.
00:54:52I'll scream.
00:54:54Nobody will hear you.
00:55:01Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:07I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:09I promise.
00:55:11Beth.
00:55:12Okay?
00:55:13You and Asher, or...
00:55:15You're a great couple.
00:55:17He loves you.
00:55:21Why don't I just go away?
00:55:24I'll move.
00:55:25I'll quit my job.
00:55:27Just...
00:55:27Please.
00:55:29Beth.
00:55:31Don't hurt me.
00:55:33Okay?
00:55:34I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:38But you've got to go.
00:55:45I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:49But you've got to go.
00:55:51No!
00:55:54No!
00:55:54I can't...
00:55:55I can't...
00:55:57No, no, no, no.
00:56:31No, no, no.
00:57:06Don't bother.
00:57:08That pipe's in there good.
00:57:09You're not going anywhere.
00:57:13You're crazy.
00:57:15You're never getting away with it.
00:57:17Oh, and I will.
00:57:19See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:21And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:23And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:28I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:38Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:45Toodles.
00:57:46Toodles.
00:57:46Oh, and by the way.
00:58:16I don't know.
00:58:49I don't know.
00:59:24I don't know.
00:59:37I don't know.
00:59:38Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:41Come on.
01:00:00Come on.
01:00:00I don't know.
01:00:16What are you doing here?
01:00:18Keep going fast.
01:00:19What's going on, Beth?
01:00:21Security, take this woman away.
01:00:23She's clearly deranged.
01:00:24Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:26We are gathered here today.
01:00:27Let's go finish it.
01:00:28Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:36What?
01:00:37That's completely absurd.
01:00:41Is this true?
01:00:43She's crazy.
01:00:44Security!
01:00:46She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:53Asher, you love me.
01:00:55We're getting married today.
01:00:56Go, go, go!
01:00:59Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:01From ruining everything!
01:01:12Beth, how could you?
01:01:13I did it for you, baby.
01:01:15For us.
01:01:16Get off me.
01:01:21I will kill you.
01:01:23I will kill you!
01:01:24Get off me!
01:01:26Get off me!
01:01:28Get off me!
01:01:28Get off me!
01:01:29Hey.
01:01:30It's a mess.
01:01:33No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:35I...
01:01:35Beth, why don't you take me?
01:01:37Asher, I'll leave your lock if you have a decline!
01:01:40Oh.
01:01:42Hey.
01:01:44You okay?
01:01:47Yeah, I think so.
01:01:49Okay.
01:01:51Okay.
01:01:52God.
01:01:53Someone grab a chair.
01:01:57You okay?
01:01:59Yeah, I think so.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:02Okay.
01:02:04God.
01:02:05Someone grab a chair.
01:02:11Babe.
01:02:12Hey.
01:02:13Wake up, babe.
01:02:14Baby, wake up.
01:02:15Baby.
01:02:16Hey.
01:02:17Wake up.
01:02:17Wake up, baby.
01:02:19The end.
01:02:20Oh.
01:02:22Asher.
01:02:23Yes, it's me.
01:02:24And it's all over.
01:02:31And I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:34I'm...
01:02:34I'm more sorry.
01:02:36You saved me.
01:02:37You're my hero.
01:02:42Asher, I love you.
01:02:45I love you, Lee.
01:02:52Let me help you.
01:02:54Come on.
01:02:58Come on.
01:03:00Uh, but...
01:03:01Before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:05When I take you to the hospital.
01:03:09I'm so sorry for that.
01:03:12Will you marry me?
01:03:18Yes.
01:03:19Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:20Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:21Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:22Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:23Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:33better.
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