00:00Cops.
00:02Anyone else want to guess?
00:04Yeah.
00:05This way.
00:08We don't want to shoot you, Beeble Brox.
00:11Suits me fine.
00:14Back to the lift?
00:16Back to the lift.
00:22Hey, they're shooting at us.
00:24I thought they said they didn't want to do that.
00:26Yeah, I thought they said that.
00:27Hey, I thought you said you didn't want to shoot us.
00:30It isn't easy being a cop.
00:33What did he say?
00:34He said it isn't easy being a cop.
00:35Well, that's his problem, isn't it?
00:37I thought so, yeah.
00:38Now, listen.
00:39I think we have enough problems of our own having you out there shooting at us.
00:43So if you'd like to avoid laying your personal problems on us as well,
00:47I think we'd all find it a lot easier to cope.
00:50Now, look, buddy.
00:52You're not dealing with any dumb two-bit trigger-pumping morons
00:57with low hairlines, little piggy eyes, and no conversation.
01:02We're a couple of caring, intelligent guys.
01:06You'd probably really like if you met us socially.
01:09I don't go around gratuitously shooting people
01:12and then brag about it in seedy space rangers' bars.
01:16I go around gratuitously shooting people
01:19and then I agonize about it afterwards to my girlfriend.
01:23And I write novels.
01:25Yeah, he writes them in crayon.
01:27Though I haven't had any published yet.
01:30So I better warn you.
01:32I'm in a mean mood.
01:37How are these guys?
01:39I think I preferred it when they were shooting.
01:41So are you gonna come quietly
01:43or are you gonna let us blast you out?
01:46Which would you prefer?
01:56You still there?
02:01We didn't enjoy that at all.
02:04We could tell.
02:06Now listen to this, people, Brox.
02:08And you better listen good.
02:10Why?
02:12Uh, because it's gonna be very intelligent
02:16and quite interesting and humane.
02:24Okay, shoot.
02:26I mean, fire away.
02:29Sorry, uh, misunderstanding there.
02:34Beeblebrox,
02:35either you all give yourselves up
02:37and let us beat you up a little,
02:40though not too much
02:41because we are firmly opposed to needless violence,
02:44or, uh,
02:46or we blow up this entire planet.
02:51And one or two others
02:52that we noticed on the way over.
02:54But that's crazy.
02:55You wouldn't do that.
02:57Yes, we would.
02:58I think we would.
02:59Wouldn't we?
03:00Oh, yes.
03:01We'd have to.
03:02No question.
03:03But why?
03:04Tell her.
03:05No, you tell her.
03:06You tell her.
03:07You tell her.
03:08You tell her.
03:08Oh, you're the one who's...
03:10Will you just tell her?
03:11Well, one of you tell her.
03:14It isn't easy being a cop.
03:17Listen.
03:19If we keep them talking,
03:20maybe that brain's all season.
03:22Shall we, uh,
03:24shoot them up again for a while?
03:26Yeah, why not?
03:27Yeah, yeah.
03:28Wake!
03:29Wake!
03:29Wake!
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