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00:03Today is fast food party day and Gino just borrowed a mysterious machine from Bobby's storage room
00:11Bobby said we must absolutely not press this red button remember that everyone
00:16Zoe, oops, my fingers are too greasy this button feels like a bouncy gummy candy
00:28The living room just turned into a giant food world
00:31Don't panic look around
00:34Brutally inside a food amusement park yahoo the strawberry trampoline is crazy bouncy
00:40I know it's like a dream best amusement park ever totally. Let's go higher
00:48Giant protein slide
00:53100% cold energy boost. Why does dry instant noodle taste like illegal crunchy snacks?
00:59Because we're eating it before it becomes responsible adult packet like that
01:01Gino style skateboarding
01:03Yahoo!
01:04Hooray!
01:05Clear the way rookies!
01:07Behold the legendary giant cheese duck
01:09Nom nom nom
01:13This is paradise. We could eat this donut for a whole year
01:20A few moments later
01:24Wait, why is the table shaking? Is this an earthquake?
01:27No, that's not an earthquake. It's the monster cat Derpy
01:30To him we're just tiny toy mice
01:34Oh my gosh
01:38Run
01:39He's getting closer
01:40I refuse to become cat content
01:42You can't have run
01:43You can eat little snacks
01:45I don't want to be cat snacks
01:46Stay away from my friends you oversized boss cat
01:50Bean cannon activated
01:53We're out of options
01:54Oh no
01:56We have to press that button to reverse the shrinking
01:58Everyone listen carefully
02:00Oh my god
02:01Split up and hit the button when I distract the cat
02:06The physics launcher system is officially ready for launch
02:12Receive the blinding power of beauty
02:14Behold the light of cosmetics
02:16Two
02:16Three
02:17One
02:23Nice today Derpy
02:26Rah you wait
02:27Ha! Too slow
02:29Reverse activation
02:36Whoa
02:36Whoa, did someone just press the universe rewind button?
02:42What's that?
02:43Wait, we're normal size again
02:45Oh wow
02:46Look at that face
02:48Were you pretending to be a monster earlier or something?
02:52FBI open up
02:53I heard an explosion and came to rescue you
02:55Karu
02:56Wait
02:57You guys already solved it yourselves?
02:59Sorry Uncle Bobby
03:01What happened this time?
03:03Whew, that was one heart-stopping survival adventure for us vloggers
03:06And you look like you survived a food fight
03:10Lesson number one
03:11Never touch strange machines or mysterious objects unless you actually know what they do
03:17Lesson number two
03:20No matter how big the problem is, teamwork will always help us overcome it
03:26Remember to clean up your food properly or the cat might attack it
03:30Bye everyone, see you next vlog
03:34Operation School Rebellion has begun
03:36Objective
03:37Troll every powerful figure in this school
03:40Hidden cameras are live
03:41Huh? Meanwhile
03:43Today's soup is called Summer Bubbles
03:45Anyone who eats this will
03:48Oh no!
03:50A few moments later
03:52Oh no!
03:55Huh?
03:56Burp
03:57Wow
03:57I've turned into a bubble machine
04:02Help me, I can't stop bubbling
04:04You!
04:11Meanwhile
04:12Frank, please enjoy this very powerful energy drink
04:17A few moments later
04:20A few moments later
04:21A few moments later
04:24Oh no!
04:25Why is my heart doing push-ups?
04:30Oh mighty muscle angel
04:32Huh?
04:33You have descended into my life
04:37Hey, wait up!
04:38Leave me alone!
04:40But this is fun!
04:41No, it's not!
04:42Meanwhile
04:44Oh, my stomach hurts so badly
04:46I might need the whole day off
04:48Come on, sweetheart
04:49Just one little shot
04:53Meanwhile
04:53Alright, final boss
04:55No save points
04:56Uh-huh
04:58Why do I hear boss music in my head?
05:02Precision is key
05:03This chair must never forget us
05:05He's gonna sit
05:06And become one with it
05:09Meanwhile
05:10Yes
05:11Yes, discipline is very important
05:13We're dead
05:14Hide!
05:15Hide N-O-O-W
05:19Why is there never a curtain when you need one?
05:21Wham
05:22I am the tree
05:23Please hang your clothes responsibly
05:24Wow
05:27Wow
05:27This tree did not sign up for weight training
05:31Meetings are stressful
05:33Good thing I brought my emotional support essentials
05:35Huh?
05:36Ow, Wow
05:37Desks are way harder than they look
05:38Shh, you'll get us caught.
05:43So this is what team building looks like now?
05:46Nope, nope, nope. I'm totally fine. Totally not laughing.
05:49Bro.
05:51Shh, if we laugh now, we're dead.
05:54I swear my cheeks are about to explode.
05:57Bro, I can't. Why does it have a superhero logo?
06:00Who are you? Get that back right out!
06:03A whole collection? I'm done!
06:05Run! Principal by day, superhero boxer collector by night.
06:10Out! Everyone out! This never happened!
06:15Okay, smile for the camera. Now run!
06:17Worth it. Totally worth it.
06:18This officially counts as cardio.
06:20A few moments later.
06:23Why are they running like it's a cooking show finale?
06:26Target acquired!
06:28Nope.
06:29Don't drop the cookies!
06:30Oh, I forgot to mention. Those are wasabi cookies.
06:32Why?
06:33Why is this? What's that?
06:34I hate that I kind of like it.
06:36One hour later.
06:38Next time I say bad idea, remind me to listen.
06:41Hey, at least we're building character.
06:42I don't want character. I want freedom.
06:43And that's today's lesson. Always read the school rules.
06:46I regret nothing!
06:47Stop running! You're very fast!
06:49Yahoo!
06:50Good morning, everyone.
06:52Huh.
06:53Why is it so quiet?
06:55Did our Wi-Fi die overnight?
06:57Huh?
06:57A few moments later.
06:59Okay, this feels like the opening scene where everyone dies in five minutes.
07:05Uh, is this our kitchen?
07:08Or did CSI just wrap up an investigation here?
07:12Meanwhile...
07:13So, is Rumi actually coming?
07:15Huh?
07:16If it's for a skin detox, she'll show up anywhere. Even here.
07:20In this house, besides Zoe, nobody eats vegetables this violently.
07:27Wow. A bowl. A note.
07:30This is 100% a curiosity trap. Mm-hmm. Fine. I'll be stupid just for today.
07:35Brr.
07:36Meet us at Manchac Swamp.
07:38Huh?
07:39There's a surprise.
07:40Yay!
07:41Yeah. That sounds more like a trap than a gift.
07:44Ooh!
07:45If this is a prank, you guys better have an ambulance on standby.
07:49Aww.
07:50Meanwhile...
07:50We could have stayed home, but no. Let's go into the forest and get eaten by mosquitoes.
07:55Uh-huh.
07:55Hey, changing the scenery once in a while is kind of fun.
07:58One hour later.
08:02Okay. I know I'm late on my electric bill, but this level of intimidation feels unnecessary.
08:08Brr.
08:09Rumi, hey. Rumi, over here.
08:11Zoe? Are you cosplaying as a sweet potato or something?
08:14Shh. Someone's following us.
08:16Who? My creditors?
08:17Nope.
08:18Target confirmed. Proceed with the plan.
08:20Oh my god!
08:22Nice.
08:24Rumi! I'm here to rescue you!
08:29Okay, are you guys running some kind of shady swamp operation?
08:33Abby and Mira are missing. I think it's because of baby.
08:35I'm pretty sure Abby went this way.
08:37Really?
08:38Which explains literally everything.
08:41Oh my god! The map is upside down!
08:46Huh. That definitely wasn't there a second ago.
08:49Uh-huh.
08:50Go on, little kitties. Eat up.
08:54If you want more snacks, just follow me home.
08:58Meanwhile...
08:58Abby stays here to prep the food for tonight's feast.
09:01Mira and I will find the others.
09:02Cool. If we survive, this better be a legendary dinner.
09:07I just stepped on something.
09:11Oh...
09:13Ah...
09:14H!
09:19Run faster!
09:21Or say goodbye to going home for New Year dinner with your parents.
09:23Wow.
09:24Emotional damage, AN cardio.
09:26Multitasking kick.
09:31Oh my god!
09:33Meanwhile...
09:33See?
09:34I skip one meeting and chaos breaks out.
09:36Swim faster, buddy.
09:38My friends are about to become wildlife buffet.
09:40Wow.
09:42Oh!
09:42Wow, free lawn!
09:45Nature really upgraded!
09:47Run!
09:47Wait, why is the ground breathing?
09:49A few moments later...
09:51I knew it!
09:52Skipping breakfast makes everything look like a meadow.
09:55Next time we eat first, panic later.
09:58Aw.
10:01What?
10:05Huh?
10:06Hey, little earthworm.
10:07That one's my friend.
10:09Go play somewhere else, yeah?
10:10Yahoo!
10:16Meanwhile...
10:20Baby, save me!
10:22Nope.
10:23This thing wants custody of the egg.
10:25Ah!
10:26Ah!
10:29All right, little lizard.
10:30Flute concert's over.
10:32Now go home to your wife before she files a missing report.
10:35Wow.
10:36Wow.
10:37Is this a mud bath detox now?
10:40Zoe, Mira, skin care goals?
10:42Or survival mode?
10:44Yay!
10:45Happy birthday, too.
10:47Whoa!
10:49Okay, cake's safe.
10:50Duck, pretend that didn't happen.
10:54Happy birthday, dear roomie.
10:57Ooh!
10:58Yes, the forest heard it, too.
11:01Congrats on graduating, roomie.
11:03Okay.
11:03Next level unlocked.
11:05Marriage DLC coming soon.
11:07Oh!
11:09A few moments later...
11:11This is the most unforgettable early birthday ever.
11:15Thank you, everyone.
11:16Wait.
11:17Where's Genu?
11:19Meanwhile...
11:20Not gonna lie.
11:22This is way better than any fancy party I've ever been to.
11:27Good morning, guys.
11:29Another perfect day heading to school.
11:31Whoa!
11:32Hey, little friend.
11:33He's chasing a duck.
11:35Meanwhile...
11:44Today's vlog opens with our very own mudman baby.
11:48Oh!
11:50Oh!
11:51A few moments later...
11:54What?
11:55Oh, no!
11:57Is that smell?
12:02Why would you try to impress your crush with a smell like this?
12:07I...
12:07Really messed up.
12:09Huh?
12:10Move!
12:11I'm washing baby right now.
12:19You seriously need a proper bath.
12:22This is a biological hazard.
12:27Meanwhile...
12:29Careful.
12:30Don't let that gum touch my million dollar drawing.
12:33Relax.
12:34It's under control.
12:35Okay, vlog.
12:36Watch this.
12:37Huh?
12:41Uh...
12:41That was not the trick.
12:43A few moments later...
12:47If we're talking history...
12:49Hmm.
12:50This is exactly where it started.
12:52Huh?
12:53Perfect.
12:53No one's gonna notice.
12:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
12:57Oh, no, no, no.
13:00A few moments later...
13:02Abby.
13:03I'm literally glued to this chair.
13:05Help me!
13:06Bruh.
13:06One, two, three.
13:09Yeah!
13:10Yahoo!
13:12Oh, no!
13:13Abby.
13:13My favorite skirt is officially injured.
13:17Who's paying for emotional damage?
13:19Bruh.
13:20Meanwhile...
13:21Hey.
13:22Oh.
13:23Can you grab that backpack on the right for me?
13:25Huh?
13:31Oh, my God!
13:34Aaaaaah!
13:35One hour later...
13:37Loser buys karaoke for the winner.
13:39Okay.
13:40Deal?
13:40Deal!
13:41Warm up your singing voice.
13:42Okay, let's go.
13:47Oh, yeah!
13:50Oh!
13:50Don't blink.
13:52Wait!
13:53What?
13:54Oh, no!
14:00A few moments later...
14:02Guess I'm picking the karaoke songs.
14:06Wow.
14:12A few moments later...
14:16Whoa!
14:18What was that?
14:19Huh?
14:20Something's wrong with the water.
14:22Anyone brave enough to perform at the year-end party?
14:26Yay!
14:28We're R.E.
14:30Eddie.
14:32The next day...
14:33Apples are expensive now.
14:35Huh?
14:36Eat a banana.
14:37A few moments later...
14:38Oh, my God!
14:40Now no one can compete with me for the prettiest idol anymore.
14:45Rumi!
14:51Wait for me!
14:54Oh, my God, Rumi!
14:56Why are you sleeping without a blanket?
14:59Aren't you cold?
15:10I might have eaten too much shrimp paste this morning.
15:15Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
15:20So...
15:21Yeah.
15:23That is the end of today's vlog.
15:25Bye!
15:28Should we shut this down?
15:31Is this a play or a horror movie?
15:35Hi, guys.
15:37Today, Rumi is sharing the secret to getting that glass skin look.
15:40See, I'm totally barefaced.
15:42No lipstick, no makeup, no filter at all.
15:44That's right.
15:45We're naturally beautiful.
15:46All we do is drink plain water.
15:50Such a lie.
15:53This morning, I clearly saw you two slapping on tons of makeup.
15:59Genu is just joking around.
16:01Let's cut that part out, okay?
16:15What is it this time, Professor?
16:27Introducing the SOI 3000 Goggles.
16:29It uses anti-filter rays to strip away all makeup and visual illusions, revealing the raw, naked truth.
16:35No.
16:39Stay away from our faces!
16:41Mirror on the wall?
16:44Who's the fairest of them all?
16:47Girls line up just to look at me.
16:52It's exhausting being this attractive.
16:56Test subject number one.
16:59Diagnosis.
17:00Severe narcissism.
17:03Scanning subject.
17:10Oh, my God.
17:12I thought he was handsome.
17:14This is horrifying.
17:16Warning.
17:17Hair oil levels sufficient to fry an egg.
17:20Foreign object detected between teeth.
17:22Level seven.
17:26The so-called heartthrob romance has veggies stuck in his teeth.
17:32That's just...
17:36A new fashion style.
17:43Now it's the selfie queen's turn.
17:47No!
17:53Stay away from our faces!
17:56Help me!
17:57I haven't even drawn my eyebrows yet!
18:03I haven't contoured my nose yet.
18:06Don't zoom in!
18:15There's no escape.
18:16Maximum scan mode.
18:18Faxi child.
18:19Activated.
18:22No, mystery.
18:24Please don't scan my face!
18:27Someone stop him!
18:35Turn it off!
18:39Oh, no!
18:40If that machine scans my face, it might be even scarier than Rumi.
18:46There's too much data.
18:47The machine needs more time to analyze and find a solution.
18:50Hmm.
18:51Maybe we should.
18:52Change your facial skin layer, Rumi.
18:55System error.
18:57Virtual beauty level exceeds measurable limits.
19:02Data overload.
19:03Makeup layer too thick.
19:08The machine is overheating.
19:10Well, that's a wrap.
19:14But honestly, this looks way funnier than using a filter.
19:21Well, now everyone looks equally ugly.
19:24No need to be jealous anymore.
19:26Today's lesson, never let mystery invent things again.
19:29And remember, whether you're barefaced or wearing makeup, having fun is what makes you beautiful.
19:33Bye-bye.
19:37Ugh. Smells like smoke.
19:39If I stink like this, the girls are totally going to dump me.
19:42Hi, everyone.
19:44Welcome to my new vlog episode.
19:46But this isn't a travel vlog or a jungle exploration.
19:51We're staying here for a few days.
19:53Want to know why?
19:55Keep watching to find out.
19:59Rumi asked me to watch over these two pots of soup.
20:02While waiting, let's go see what everyone is doing on their day off.
20:06Okay, let's go.
20:07A few moments later.
20:09Is it okay to meditate without any music like this?
20:14Please don't bother me.
20:17Hands up!
20:18Hands up!
20:20Get out of my room now!
20:23So, bathing with a whole duck army like this means you won't feel lonely, right?
20:29Exactly.
20:31I'm feeling lonely, and can I borrow one duck to keep me company?
20:35Okay.
20:39It's time to say goodbye, my love.
20:45Oh, my God!
20:47I'm doing my makeup to go out.
20:49Don't distract me.
20:51I'm a makeup expert.
20:53Let me help you.
20:54Huh?
20:55When I have a girlfriend, I'll do her makeup, too.
21:01Your muscles look amazing.
21:04I want to be like that, too.
21:06Huh?
21:07Do you want to try lifting weights?
21:08Abby, why are these so heavy?
21:13Handsome face, but very weak.
21:16I was about to make a salad and can't find any cucumbers.
21:20Turns out they're all here.
21:21Yeah.
21:21No need to eat them.
21:22Just putting them on your face already gives you vitamins.
21:25I need vitamin B, but I don't want to wear a face mask.
21:29What the hell just happened?
21:32Hmm.
21:33Zoe, you eat spicy food like this.
21:35Is your stomach really okay?
21:37Hmm.
21:37This ramen isn't spicy at all.
21:39Try it.
21:40You'll get addicted.
21:40Hmm?
21:41You said it wasn't spicy?
21:44Did you trick me?
21:45You're just terrible at eating spicy food.
21:49Mystery.
21:50What are you even brewing over there?
21:52I'm creating a potion to cure your curiosity, Genu.
21:57I'll brew a potion to become more handsome.
22:12A few moments later.
22:22I just went out to film a vlog for a little while, so why is the kitchen on fire?
22:27I think I should tell my friends to leave the house.
22:30The main character who set the house on fire is Genu.
22:34I still don't know what I did.
22:36I'm innocent.
22:38A few moments later.
22:40The air here is very fresh.
22:42I think we will stay here for a long time.
22:45I want to go swimming with the duck.
22:48Baby Saja is still feeling hot after the house fire, so he decided to cool off by swimming.
22:56Are you picking wild flowers for some girl?
22:58Oh, bathing and soaking with flowers makes your skin fair and glowing.
23:03You didn't know that?
23:04This is my first time seeing someone soak in wild flowers instead of roses.
23:09It's so itchy!
23:10Genu, help me!
23:12Rumi, have you caught anything yet?
23:14I haven't caught any fish today.
23:17But I want to catch a fish named Genu.
23:22Oh no!
23:24I waited so long, I thought I caught a big fish!
23:28Mystery!
23:29The more beautiful the mushrooms are, the more poisonous they become.
23:32You know nothing.
23:33These mushrooms are very sweet.
23:35Let me taste one to prove it.
23:36Oh my god!
23:42Abby, the gym guy has officially become a lumberjack.
23:45I want to help you carry the wood back to the campsite.
23:48Alright, give me a hand.
23:50This small log is heavier than I expected.
23:52Oh, when we get back to the city, you should sign up for a gym.
23:58Zoe, you can really set up a tent by yourself?
24:01That's impressive!
24:02And whose fault do you think it is that I'm suffering like this, Genu?
24:06I forbid you from coming near the campfire.
24:08I don't want you to burn down our sleeping tents again.
24:10It's getting colder as it gets darker.
24:12I need to warm myself too.
24:14You never help with anything!
24:16You only cause trouble!
24:19Hey!
24:20Why did you suddenly get mad at me?
24:22Hopefully no wild animals visit us tonight.
24:28Good night, everyone.
24:30The next day.
24:31We're on our way back to the city.
24:34I wonder what our new house will look like.
24:37I'm so excited.
24:39One hour later.
24:41After all those tough days in the forest, we've finally returned to our new home.
24:45Genu, please don't destroy anything ever again.
24:50I'm really hungry.
24:52Why am I not allowed in?
24:54Should I go in and cook some soup?
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