00:03Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? Lydia, the tattooed lady. She has eyes that men adore so,
00:13and a torso, even more so.
00:16Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia, that encyclopedia. Oh, Lydia, the queen of tattooed. On her back is the Battle of Waterloo.
00:25Beside it, the wreck of the Hesperus, too. And proudly above waves, the red, white, and blue, you can learn
00:33a lot from Lydia.
00:34La, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la. When a robe is unfurled, she will show
00:44you the world. If you'll step up and tell a where. For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris
00:51or Washington crossing the Delaware.
01:01Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? Lydia, the tattooed lady. When her muscles start relaxin', up the
01:13hill comes Andrew Jackson.
01:15Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia, that encyclopedia. Oh, Lydia, the queen of them all. For to bid she will do a
01:24mosaic her in jazz. With a view of Niagara that nobody has.
01:31And on a clear day, you can see Alcatraz. You can line a lot from Lydia.
01:38La, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
01:44Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso. Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso.
01:51Here's Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon. Here's Godiva, but with her pajamas on.
01:58La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
02:05Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? Lydia, the tattooed lady.
02:12When she stands, the world grows littler. When she sits, she sits on Hitler.
02:20Lydia, oh, Lydia, that encyclopedia. Oh, Lydia, the queen of them all.
02:26She once swept an admiral clear off his feet. The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.
02:33And now the old boy's in command of the fleet. For he went and married Lydia.
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