00:22All right now, children, follow me.
00:25And Patrick, say, Polly want a cracker?
00:28Oh, Polly want a whacker.
00:31No.
00:32Golly want a whacker.
00:35No.
00:35Polly want a cracker.
00:37Yes.
00:38You're doing fine, Patrick.
00:40Now, Patricia, honey, you try it.
00:43Oh, oh, Polly, oh, Polly want, oh, Polly want a, Polly want a cracker.
00:54That's nice, honey.
00:57Now, Peter, be a nice boy and say, Polly want a cracker.
01:01I don't want a cracker, see?
01:03I want to be a sailor like me Pop, see?
01:10Huh, like your Pop.
01:11Why, that seafarer and homewrecker, that high seas hitchhiker, a fine father he's been, a seagull and slob, a sailor.
01:21Why, let me tell you something.
01:23When your father and I were first married, we lived in the Canary Island.
01:29Then the stork brought you lovely children.
01:32Oh, and I was all so happy.
01:36But your father, the rum-soaked old seagull, couldn't stand being anchored in mud harbor for five minutes.
01:42So he slipped his laurens and set sail for Hawaii.
01:47No, Ma, it was Catalina.
01:49Oh, oh, yes. Set sail for Catalina.
01:53Oh, I used to burn a little light in the window.
02:03Hoping that someday he'd come back to us.
02:07But he never did, the needle brain.
02:09Now, Peter, now you don't want to be a sailor, do you?
02:18What?
02:20What?
02:56Hiya, fella. What you doing? What you making?
02:59What's the barrel for? What you building?
03:00What you hammer for? What you making?
03:02Well, see, I'm building a boat, see?
03:05And I'm putting out to sea, see?
03:09Because, because, because...
03:11Today, I am a man.
03:15See?
03:16Oh, boy. Can I go? Can I be a sailor?
03:17I want to be a sailor. Will you let me be a sailor? Can I go with you?
03:21Okay, matey. But you gotta remember, see?
03:24I am the captain's kid. I do the things my old man did.
03:29For I'm the kid, the captain's kid, and half a fuckin' air.
03:33All aboard! Come on, by heck!
03:36Your job will be to scrub the deck, or else I'll twist your leather neck.
03:40For I'm a buccaneer.
03:43Shibahoy! Raise the pirate's flag.
03:47When we get the swag, we'll sail for treasure island.
03:52That's where I'll hide the gold, and keep it there till I grow old.
03:57Does not a pirate have his bold? For I'm the captain's kid, see?
04:08This picture is kind of like Muni on the county, don't you think?
04:14Oh, don't you?
04:15Oh, here's the hanor.
04:18I know-o.
04:26I know-o.
04:35It's a god.
04:35I know-o.
04:36You know, I know.
04:37But, I know-o!
04:42I know-o!
04:44I know.
04:44I know-o!
04:45Right-o!
04:45That's what I'm gonna do!
04:49Talk to the port side, see?
04:51Draw a danger.
04:52Make fast a boomer.
04:53We'll sink to the bottom.
04:55Well, don't stand there.
04:56Do something.
04:58What's more?
04:58I like rain.
04:59I like the water.
05:00Let the old tub sink.
05:00Wish I had lots of fun.
05:01Ain't I just talking this little guy.
05:03You know what I'm splashing and I'm swimming?
05:05It's lots of fun.
05:21I like the water.
05:50Help, help, mama, help, help.
05:53There's no lift.
05:54Calling outside.
05:55Calling outside.
05:57Save me, help.
05:58Help, help.
06:01Peter, I'm coming.
06:02I'm coming.
06:03I'm coming.
06:05I'm coming.
06:05Because my head is bending low.
06:07Yeah, I'm coming.
06:09Peter, I'm coming.
06:11Help.
06:16Help, help, help, help.
06:17Help, help.
06:23You big sissy.
06:25Oh, my baby boy.
06:27Are you all right?
06:29I knew you would get in trouble.
06:31Now, you don't want to be a sailor, do you?
06:39Yeah.
06:40What?
06:41No.
06:47Now, what would you do with a child like that?
06:49I knew you would get in trouble.
06:59I knew you would get in trouble.
06:59I knew you would get in trouble.
06:59I knew you would get in trouble.
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