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00:00Alright.
00:02Wait.
00:03Why?
00:04It just took me.
00:09Oh no.
00:10Dude.
00:13I'm like getting stuck.
00:15Hard stuck.
00:23Come to me, Maratha.
00:33Sorry.
00:42The nature of this level.
00:44Because it was forcing us to go up so hard.
00:47Mhm.
00:56I totally meant to do that.
00:58No.
01:05How did you even...
01:08What?
01:11You know what I'm thinking.
01:12How...
01:14How did you walk your...
01:15Here's looking at you, kid.
01:18Why am I floating down like that?
01:23Really?
01:24I'm watching you.
01:36Uh oh.
01:37I just got myself stuck.
01:41I can't get down.
01:43Why?
01:47Really?
01:47How did you get down there?
01:52Kinda like that.
01:54But now I'm stuck.
01:57I hear my fat cat crying out in the hall.
02:01Alright brother, I'm sorry.
02:03But I'm stuck.
02:07Uh...
02:09Bye.
02:17There's a button right there.
02:23There's a button right there.
02:24Look at that precision.
02:25Oh, you nailed it.
02:27Ooh.
02:27Precision.
02:30I don't like that.
02:32When are we gonna get another monologue?
02:37Bye.
02:43Bye.
02:43Damn.
02:46I'm gonna take my sweet time.
02:53Really?
02:59To the heavens.
03:01Coming, brother.
03:03Is this the way we go?
03:04Go right?
03:05I think so.
03:09Oh, bye.
03:24I'll go up so it's easier for you to get up.
03:40That was amazing.
03:43It was nothing but luck.
03:48I...
03:49No!
03:50You fucking ruined it!
03:54Are we going down or up?
03:56I think we gotta go up.
03:57I don't...
03:58Yaaaah!
03:59I'm gonna die.
04:13Oh.
04:15Oh.
04:17You just yoinked me upward.
04:20Yes!
04:21damn it
04:24you fuck
04:27I got hit
04:28I'm sorry
04:30I do hate those
04:32goddamn things
04:32I'm on his page
04:37go go go
04:41what the fuck
04:44brother where are you
04:47I can really feel it
04:50I'm feeling like a banana now
04:52oh it's abuse
04:58I don't know if I go right
05:00or
05:06right and up
05:07is that an opening or is it
05:11or
05:13I'm losing my momentum
05:17oh
05:17oh no
05:19no
05:23I'm coming
05:33this is annoying like Joe and Joe
05:37but without the horribleness
05:39damn
05:40you son of a bitch
05:43you're leaving me
05:43I get yanked
05:48you know someday we should
05:50still
05:51buy
05:52baby feet
05:53or baby steps
05:55yeah
05:55yeah
05:56and do the mod
05:57because fuck
05:59of course
06:04please
06:05please
06:07please
06:09my ninja way
06:11no dude
06:14why
06:15oh what the
06:16where did I come from
06:22I'm coming up
06:23that's not there
06:24oh it is
06:26didn't it look like
06:27it was background
06:30oh no
06:33tell my story
06:35oh
06:36oh
06:36banana
06:37oh I'm gonna just go
06:39straight up
06:39look at that
06:42watch how you spin
06:43then
06:44and then I bounce
06:45off of it
06:50and I'm back
06:53not even bruised
06:55watch this shit
07:00bounce it off
07:01gain momentum
07:05that was almost
07:06perfect
07:07tell me it wasn't
07:09and you're
07:10back
07:10with you
07:11still
07:17oh
07:34my head hurts
07:40how you doing
07:42all right
07:43I'm opening my door
07:44because crybaby's
07:45out there
07:46move duke
07:53gonna defy gravity
07:58all right
07:59crybaby can come in
08:00now
08:01I don't even know
08:02where he went
08:04all right
08:05watch this
08:06watch this
08:06I'm winding up
08:07I'm winding up
08:09don't look at me
08:10brother
08:10I can't seem
08:12I can't seem
08:13to get traction
08:16I'm scared
08:17of going back
08:17to those spinny
08:18things
08:24oh
08:25oh
08:25oh
08:25it's taking me
08:26oh
08:27oh
08:28oh
08:28oh
08:29oh
08:29oh
08:29please
08:30please hurry
08:31brother
08:32I don't like
08:33this
08:33I don't like
08:34this
08:37oh
08:38I see
08:38are you
08:39there's no
08:41shot
08:44oh
08:45oh
08:47what the fuck
08:48is this
08:55oh
08:56it's gonna nail me
08:56wait
08:59oh
09:07we're surgeons
09:09we're surgeons
09:09tonight dude
09:09this is easy
09:10oh
09:11fuck
09:13oh
09:29I'll wait for you
09:35wait a bitch
09:37I can do it
09:40wait a bitch
09:42I am
09:43I am the master
09:43of my own destiny
09:44I am the banana
09:47watch me spin
09:48watch me spin
09:54not having a mental breakdown
09:55at all
09:58I did not like that
09:59you just did that
10:00I did not like that
10:03that was a dick move
10:05dude
10:07now look what you
10:08you just
10:09I hope you're happy
10:14with yourself
10:15I am
10:17oh no
10:19oh
10:22yeah
10:22I was gonna dock you
10:24boy
10:25to the left
10:26to the left
10:26to the left
10:29no
10:36this way
10:38oh
10:48alright
10:48I'm gonna just
10:49hug this
10:53oh
10:53you should've spun
10:54the other way
10:55you could've kicked
10:55off of that
11:07he's a fucking
11:08parkour champion
11:09look at this
11:10motherfucker now
11:11all
11:12slow and steady
11:13you might
11:15yeah
11:25I'll just
11:27really slowly
11:28bye
11:31no
11:32no
11:33no
11:34no
11:35no
11:36no
11:36no
11:37no
11:37no
12:01no
12:02Wow oh you really I really hate I really hate no no no no really hate I fucking
12:16knew it dude I'm back down in the pit
12:26ow
12:37oh it's in the middle see that oh on the right there no no right above it
12:44like directly in the middle we gotta go up
12:49do you see it now the white don't outline oh god I need you to boost me oh no I
13:00need you to boost me yes no no oh no brother you just fucked me
13:18hello goodbye oh how I did it I did it I know I did I know
13:34okay okay it's too late you can't go back can't go back we can't go back we
13:38just gotta go forward we just gotta go forward as the banana as the banana I'm
13:42gonna save this ship as a banana I'm gonna save myself as a banana I wanna find out
13:47what that large obstacle is too because I might have to be saving some people on
13:50what are we doing
13:51possible possible it's probably listening that it's a planet that it's a planet and if it is a planet it's
13:58possible and perhaps
13:59probable that it is populated populated with life and more than just bananas so I I
14:10come and feeling a little bit of responsibility like I perhaps should
14:16quickly make my I think you're going the wrong way sorry that was just really fun oh that
14:26was fun that was fun you know what yeah you know I was fun hey you know there's no
14:31rules saying we can't have a good time while we're you know trying to save the ship and
14:34shape this and save the planet whatever planet that is
14:41I'm fine with playing this more if you want to I meant our orientation we were um
14:47yeah it was pretty awkward uh we were lined up you know
14:58but yeah I think we go this way because we just came up and we're probably trying to get rocket
15:04me in there oh thank you I accept this dude you look so fancy later
15:13yeah
15:16fuck see you later
15:19oh no
15:23no you're gonna wedge me more
15:27I think I have to reset look how much movement I have damn dude
15:36thanks bruh
15:41oh wait what did it just say I wasn't paying attention get that key card over the switch
15:52no we can make contact with it and it's light
15:58oh
16:01by switch does it mean at the end or this down here
16:08you know what I'm saying probably not that what's the switch
16:27I forget why we designed
16:28yeah we need it
16:32you
16:33bitch ass bitch
16:35no it's a bitch ass banana
16:37I almost said that
16:41I'm gonna I'm seriously gonna bootstomp you
16:45I would like out of the corner
16:51oh it's back on the ceiling
16:59yeah
17:07that was teamwork
17:19yeah it's very light
17:23yeah give me
17:26oh yeah
17:27I just saw a video where someone's like will you autograph this they were dressed as spider-man
17:33I see I've seen that one he shuts it and looks at it yeah that's no spider senses
17:39we're whoa what the
17:47I'll be over there eventually I swear
17:50I hate this that we have to get this stupid thing because what's this orb doing here
18:07fire alarm
18:10oh I'm actually
18:11oh no I'm not stuck
18:14hmm
18:28no
18:29I like this side
18:33oh yeah
18:37this is it this is no I
18:49I just want to make sure you weren't leaving the room
18:54you just see what I saw
18:57that you hit it in there and didn't move
18:59yeah it can't go over it
19:14hmm
19:39damn it
19:41get up there
19:42damn it
19:50what
19:52no
19:55bye
20:03yeah rest your banana on the ball
20:07hello
20:11no
20:13I'm trying to get it now I'm stuck
20:17you're moving it
20:19right
20:19doesn't feel like it
20:21I don't know it looked like you moved it a tiny bit
20:30either way I'm stuck
20:38no
20:39no
20:39no
20:44are you
20:48are you
20:49yes chip me out
20:51no
20:58that was big
21:01no
21:04no
21:04no
21:07no
21:08no
21:18But now I gotta reset
21:21Wait
21:25No
21:26Alright reset
21:33Don't let it go
21:36Let it go
21:54Beat the piss out of it
21:59No fucking way
22:01You did not
22:05And you just body blogged me
22:07From fixing it
22:10Wait Goku man once I get spinning
22:12Dude you just fucked us too
22:17Fuck
22:18Fuck it
22:26Don't want back up here
22:31I'm just gonna
22:35There now we can hook it
22:43See that I'm doing shit
22:45I'm not just rubbing my banana on a fucking ball the whole time
22:51Don't do it
22:54Don't do it
22:55We did it
22:55Now we gotta go left
22:57Wait
22:58Oh
22:58Down
23:03I'm not waiting for you
23:05You've been disgraceful
23:09You motherfucker
23:10You motherfucker
23:12Yes
23:13Really
23:15That's exactly what I wanted
23:20Open the door
23:21That's so cool
23:22I did it again
23:25I'm so depressed
23:27I'm so depressed
23:42Bitch
23:46Another door
23:48Okay
23:51Yeah
23:52Yeah
23:56No
23:57Are you fucking kidding me
23:59There's
24:00Where is that
24:03We gotta go to the right
24:09No
24:13And probably to get the next button
24:17Come on
24:18Come on
24:18Come on
24:19Come on
24:19I can do this
24:20I can do this
24:20Come on
24:21Come on
24:22Come on
24:23Come on
24:24Come on
24:25Come on
24:25Come on
24:26Come on
24:26Come on
24:26Come on
24:26Come on
24:27Come on
24:28Come on
24:30Come on
24:32Go
24:32I don't care who gets it
24:35No
24:36We're not
24:37It's up there
24:38Oh
24:38Motherfucker
24:40Let's head back
24:41Oh
24:42Three seconds
24:48Alright
24:55Ooh
25:05Yeah
25:05Can you actually
25:06Do your part
25:07And hit that button
25:11It's not looking like it
25:19Then you're gonna just
25:21Chub into it
25:21Right
25:22Yeah
25:49Oh
25:50No
25:51Dude
25:52It's right there
26:06What the actual fuck
26:10No brother
26:11Are you
26:16And if you were to teleport to me
26:18It would bring me to you
26:20Because you're the host
26:21Most likely yes
26:28Yep
26:29Just like that
26:36Okay I'll be over here then
26:39Alright
26:47You think it's a hat
26:48But it's actually a do-rag
26:49I earned this thing
26:51In the slammer
26:53In the slammer
26:55I was banana
26:56I was banana-ing
26:58I was banana-ing
26:58Buttholes
26:59All day
27:02Wah
27:02Wah
27:05Did you like that
27:06Tactical rolls
27:07I got
27:11I'm just warming up
27:15See
27:17Then I bounce
27:19And I
27:20It's all
27:21An illusion
27:28There
27:29See
27:30Now I go
27:39Alright
27:40Get ready
27:40I'm gonna
27:41Oh fuck
27:52What are you doing
27:57Just depress
27:58Depressively
28:00Sliding
28:01Don't you dare pull me that way
28:11What
28:13What the fuck
28:16That was
28:18Killer
28:30I'll get to see it close
28:42I might as well
28:43Do this
28:43So we're not
28:44Fighting each other
28:46Right
28:47Right
28:48Alright
29:00I got this
29:06And then you go
29:07Without me
29:07Cause I don't matter
29:08Reset
29:09No just go
29:12I can reset
29:13If you get past
29:14The button
29:14Door
29:16Oh
29:17Oh
29:18That's excellent
29:19So far
29:20You're right
29:21There
29:27You got plenty
29:28Of time
29:28To slow
29:29Scoot
29:29Through
29:30Like that
29:31Yep
29:32Alright
29:32I might be able
29:33To do it
29:36Um
29:36Um
29:42Alright
29:48Probably the same
29:49Thing
29:52Oh no
29:58Or is there
29:59No
29:59Timer
29:59Up
30:00It's a trap
30:01There's a blue door
30:02Still here
30:18I'm just gonna slide
30:20Slide on over
30:20Skating
30:23Oh no
30:28You see the symbol
30:30A key
30:56He's not wrong
30:58Why is there
30:59Why is there
30:59A sign
31:00What floor
31:01Sign
31:02I don't know
31:09Please don't
31:10Hit it in the
31:10Top corner
31:11Don't tell me
31:12What to do
31:12You're not
31:13My boss
31:17Maybe if you
31:18Fucking did
31:18Something
31:19For once
31:21Yeah
31:22Alright
31:27Yeah
31:30That worked
31:31Wow
31:32Oh
31:34Good job
31:35Um
31:40Yes
31:54Hell yeah
32:08Do we go left
32:11Or right
32:17Bye
32:22Bye
32:30Did you just kill me
32:35Uh
32:35What is going on
32:37Brother
32:39I don't know
32:40But I can't move
32:43I can
32:44But
32:45Not
32:46Doing much
32:47What
32:48What
32:53Okay so we don't
32:55Go
32:55Right
32:57No
32:57No we don't
33:24What
33:25No
33:49Eat my dust
33:51Wait we have to go up
33:53Yeah
34:07Enough of these
34:08Silly games
34:19No
34:20Why is there
34:21Okay
34:25Air
34:30Oh no
34:31No
34:31No
34:32Dalton
34:32No
34:32No
34:33Take me back
34:35Brother
34:35Reset
34:36Reset
34:37He didn't
34:39Reset
34:39I'm holding it
34:40Wait
34:41Wait
34:42We cheesed it
34:45Back up there
34:50You
34:50Got my way
34:51You are trash
34:54Reset
34:56I have to
34:57Because
34:59Where am I
35:00Go left
35:01Go left
35:02Go left
35:02Die for me brother
35:03Die for me
35:08I'm resetting
35:09Don't worry
35:09We got this
35:17It's still saving us
35:19Time when you do
35:20Reset though
35:20Yep
35:31How the mighty have fallen
35:33Brown peel
35:36What was that poo hat
35:38You're just upset
35:39Because you're
35:41Going to space
35:46Ah now it doesn't matter
35:47We can get sucked out
35:49We just got to get to where the red was
35:55Ah
35:55Ah
35:57It just ripped you through the wall
35:58Ah
35:59Yeah
35:59Ah
36:04We're going this way
36:05Back into the space station
36:11Why
36:11No
36:13Why did my steam menu pop up
36:15My controller came unplugged
36:17Why
36:18Ah
36:19Ah
36:21I think
36:22Yeah it's back
36:23That's annoying
36:25I got to buy a new cord
36:27Even though it doesn't look wrong
36:28Or bad at all
36:31Why are we not jumping in
36:33Yeah
36:33Why was it not throwing us back in there
36:35Yeah that was weird
36:37Alright where does the red go
36:42To the left
36:59Such dramatic music
37:00For what's going on
37:02I know
37:03It's like
37:05Um
37:06Classical music right
37:07It is yeah
37:09Why
37:09Why couldn't I catch the lip there
37:14You have to reset there
37:16Because it just
37:17Sucks you up
37:19You know what I mean
37:21Like
37:21Almost like there's a current
37:34But where's the red
37:39Are you confused too
37:42Yes
37:44Because the red just stops
37:46Right there
37:53I'm so confused
37:57Is there a door right here maybe
38:06No
38:09Weird
38:10Oh there's
38:10Red over here
38:13That's the red that we used the button to come up from before
38:19Didn't we use a blue button over here to open up that
38:24Yeah
38:24You're right
38:25Give me a moment
38:31I wonder if it's going to be like a door down
38:33Yeah down below
38:35Okay
38:37No you
38:38Look what you just did
38:39You sucked me over here
38:41Like the most
38:43This is like the most perfect little glide
38:48I refuse
38:49Goodbye brother
38:59God damn it
39:14Pulling me upward
39:17Oh you got this
39:19Look at that
39:32Do not hit me
39:34You fucker
39:36Don't get away my spins
39:40Miyajiro she taught you so well
39:45What are you doing
39:47Is this the way to go
39:48Down
39:49Oh
39:50You see the red
39:53Did you know
39:56I'm a yellow genius
39:58I'm a yellow genius
39:59I'm a yellow
40:00I'm a yellow genius
40:02I'm a yellow genius
40:05Um
40:07Sure you are buddy
40:17Yeah we're not fucking with that
40:20Not when it forces you to go so far up
40:22You know what I mean
40:24Nah
40:44Did you do it
40:45I guess
40:49Come down here
40:50We'll see
40:51Together
40:54Oh
40:55You're a bitch
41:21You just yanked me up
41:41Oh
41:43How romantic
41:49Ow
41:50I
41:51I
41:54You're not stuck
41:55I know you're not
41:55You're doing this to be a dick
41:58Is that what you want
42:00Is that what you want
42:04You like that
42:05Fucking sick
42:18Yeah
42:18Yeah
42:18It went already done
42:21Everyone need to make a phone call
42:25Banana phone
42:32This is bogus
42:37Do we keep going down or what
42:38Yeah I'm guessing
42:46Are you coming or what
42:48I'm sliding
42:49Look
42:50I am moving
42:52Don't
42:53Don't you worry
42:57You can't rush a good thing
42:59This ship is in even worse condition
43:16Oh damn
43:20To the right
43:21To the right
43:22To the right
43:22Are you
43:23I guess
43:23Are you fucking kidding me game
43:25No way I fucking flew up that high
43:28Oh there's an orange button
43:30Orange button
43:31Or
43:33Card
43:34Yeah you hit me into it
43:57Oh my god
44:11I want a
44:12I want a brother
44:16Oh
44:17Oh
44:18Oh
44:18Oh no
44:23No
44:24It's on perfect track
44:38I want a
45:00are you fuck i wish they would shut the doors
45:08you know what i mean yep
45:16okay so we gotta hit wait what's the red button open will that shut the door let's hit the red
45:22button first before we do anything more stupid no did it open this door over here probably it did
45:36there it goes okay
45:41at least we didn't struggle it across the room just to find that right
46:10i remember all the good times we used to have with the crew
46:18where is the crew
46:24probably eating banana
46:28they're cantaloupes oh that gate that was so good
46:36oh my you were mach 10 there you as well all right i think we should call it here you
46:42work still yep it's gonna do dialogue let's listen to it
46:46i am sure i don't know what bananas think but i am i'm fairly certain that bananas think of nothing
46:53and so i am clearly a banana now and i am clearly thinking so i'm not a banana i'm just
47:00part banana
47:01i just look like a banana i look like a banana that's what it is i look like a banana
47:05i look
47:06like a banana but i'm clearly still me a person a scientist an astronaut an engineer a lover a
47:15husband a father uh well i can't remember everything i can't remember everything about
47:21my life but that was that was normal even when i wasn't a banana you know i don't remember every
47:25single detail about my day holy jeez i mean a lot of things happen a lot of things happen in
47:31a day
47:31and in a week even more seven times as much as things and in a month other than that and
47:37it goes
47:38on and on and on and i've been living you know i live my life every single day and i
47:42don't i don't
47:43keep rigorous records of every activity i do okay i don't so i can't remember everything about
47:52my life that doesn't mean that i've forgotten my life and that now i'm a fully i'm a fully banana
47:57now that my soul has been banana-fied no my soul is human my soul is those things i was
48:03saying
48:03earlier my form my physical form has been banana bananized has been banana-fied has been turned into
48:11this yellow you know it's it's a beautiful thing you know i have nothing against bananas
48:18you know i have nothing against bananas you know i have nothing against bananas you know i have nothing
48:25If I was a kiwi now, I'd be in a very different headspace.
48:30I'd probably be very upset, because I don't like the outside of kiwi.
48:34Why is it furry? It's got prickly hairs. It's like a little testicle.
48:41It's like a little fruit testicle, and I don't like that.
48:44That's what I don't like about kiwis. The inside is mushy, okay?
48:47Those things, as metaphorical attributes, I don't like.
48:55I wouldn't want to be a hairy, mushy testicle.
48:59I'm sure they taste alright, I guess.
49:01They're very tropical. They're too tropical. They're too tropical.
49:04I'll say it. I'll say it. A kiwi is too tropical.
49:07A banana on the other hand is fairly tropical.
49:12It's a fairly tropical fruit, but it's got other...
49:16You can make banana pudding. You can make banana pudding. You can make banana pie.
49:21Banana cream pie. Banana cream filling.
49:24You can cream bananas.
49:27Try to do that with a kiwi. Try to do that with a kiwi.
49:30Tell me how your kiwi pudding is.
49:32Oh my god, that sounds disgusting.
49:35I would never, I would never, I would never eat a kiwi pudding.
49:39Kiwi cream pie, that kind of sounds okay, but...
49:43It's too tropical. It's too tropical.
49:45It makes me think of monsoons and...
49:51Big tropical... birds.
49:53Not that there's anything wrong with big tropical birds, but you know, I've never seen one in real life.
49:57I feel like it, I don't, you know...
49:59They're probably loud as fuck.
50:04The great kiwi rant is over?
50:07But a banana...
50:08No.
50:09But a banana has just the right amount of tropicality.
50:14A banana is just tropical enough.
50:16It's got a little tropical edge, but it's got that nice...
50:18It's mellow.
50:20It's got sweetness, but it's mellow.
50:25And it's a beautiful, and it's a beautiful, beautiful fruit.
50:27It's yellow, it's got this beautiful, it's got this mathematically perfect logarithmic curve.
50:36It's angelic.
50:38It's angelic.
50:40It's math.
50:42Okay?
50:42I'm a scientist.
50:43I like math.
50:43I like bananas.
50:45I like糟i.
50:46It's Teacher C'mere.
50:49Let them know of your thoughts.
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