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00:00:28Transcription by CastingWords

00:00:58CastingWords

00:01:16There really are only a few steps when it comes to love.

00:01:22Unfortunately, those steps come with about a thousand bullet points apiece.

00:01:26It starts with attraction.

00:01:35Just one act of kindness in this chivalry-less world can land your foot in the door with almost anyone.

00:01:50Dating is a breeze.

00:01:52Just as long as you remember you choose each other for a reason.

00:01:56And everything you've been through in your past has led you to this point.

00:02:09I love you, Vanessa.

00:02:13Who's Vanessa?

00:02:22Heartbreak is like Waffle House.

00:02:24There's one around every corner and it's open 24 hours a day.

00:02:39Heartbreak is the easiest thing to find, but the hardest thing to get rid of.

00:02:45So if you follow the right steps...

00:02:47But if you follow the right steps...

00:02:49You can avoid mistakes altogether.

00:02:51Let's start the show.

00:03:17Heartbreak is a surprise.

00:03:20Heartbreak is a small one.

00:03:21Heartbreak be some more công ty.

00:03:22Relieve their minds, oh, relieve their minds

00:03:26And I wonder as the world goes down

00:03:29When answers to the call will go right through

00:03:36And every time you say goodbye

00:03:39I think to myself, could this be it for me and you?

00:03:54It's that easy

00:03:55It's that easy

00:03:56Now tell me something

00:03:58What's the best thing to do after the first date that you feel went well?

00:04:03Call her and ask her out that night

00:04:05No, no, no, no, no

00:04:08See, in most circumstances that would work

00:04:10But you don't want just a second date

00:04:14You want an anticipated second date

00:04:17Here's what you do

00:04:18Try sending her a half a dozen white and yellow roses

00:04:22You see, white and yellow could be deemed as friendship

00:04:26And a dozen is just coming on too strong

00:04:29Now here's the trick

00:04:32Don't tell her they're from you

00:04:33Leave that part blank

00:04:35But how does she know they're from me?

00:04:37Ah, she won't

00:04:39But if she's thinking about you the way you're thinking about her

00:04:43She'll anticipate that they're from you

00:04:45If it's your call and confirm

00:04:46And that will lead you to an anticipated second date

00:04:50Genius

00:04:51No, no, no, no, no, no

00:04:53Not genius

00:04:54Just common sense

00:04:55Something that a lot of people like

00:04:58Carefully examine the man or a woman vying for your attention

00:05:01Before committing to anything

00:05:04Prime example

00:05:05If you're out to dinner

00:05:07And they don't want to sit next to the window that's facing the street

00:05:11More than likely

00:05:12That's because they don't want someone to see them

00:05:15Because that someone just might see them

00:05:19Alright, so second date

00:05:20Where are you going?

00:05:22To a nice restaurant

00:05:23But not nicer than the one that you went to before

00:05:27Good answer

00:05:28But no

00:05:30Okay, okay

00:05:31How about a nice walk downtown

00:05:33And you let her choose the place

00:05:36Also a good answer

00:05:37But that can come later

00:05:39But your second date

00:05:40Should be at your place

00:05:42Put on your apron

00:05:44Or if you're culinary impaired

00:05:47Get you a chef

00:05:48By the sound of your voice

00:05:50I think you need to get you a chef

00:05:52Prepare you a nice meal

00:05:53Nothing luxurious

00:05:54Try something

00:05:57Baked and light

00:05:59But won't she feel like

00:06:01I don't know

00:06:01Like I'm trying to

00:06:03No, no, no, no, no

00:06:04Not if it's a dinner party

00:06:05You see

00:06:07So

00:06:08Here's what you do

00:06:10Invite some of your classiest friends

00:06:12That way you can play yourself up three ways

00:06:15One

00:06:15It shows that you can prepare a great meal

00:06:18Two

00:06:19It lets her see that you have the greatest friends

00:06:22And three

00:06:24Shows that you can throw a dope party

00:06:26Let her feel comfortable

00:06:28You bring her into your world

00:06:29I'm telling you

00:06:31Comfortability is key

00:06:34Comfortability

00:06:35Yes

00:06:35It's essential

00:06:37I'm telling you

00:06:39Okay, well

00:06:39That's all fine and good

00:06:41But how do I actually get her to go out on a date with me?

00:06:45Oh, hell

00:06:45That's the easy part

00:06:47Never have the second date at their house

00:06:49For one

00:06:50It's too lazy

00:06:51And two

00:06:52It makes them feel like they have the upper hand

00:06:55Always keep it as neutral as possible

00:06:58Being smooth is a trait that three out of 100 men possesses, right?

00:07:03Ladies

00:07:04If he's being an asshole

00:07:06And not a cute, charming type of way

00:07:09Reclaim your time

00:07:11Grab the check

00:07:12And dip

00:07:14Hey, Madison

00:07:15We've got a letter in

00:07:16They're asking all about chapter 13

00:07:18You know, the one about

00:07:19Friends of the opposite sex

00:07:21Yep

00:07:22I know

00:07:22This is an easy one

00:07:23We got this, right?

00:07:24I understand that sometimes it's hard finding friends of the same sex

00:07:29I get it

00:07:30Ladies

00:07:31Make sure you watch those lingering eye contacts

00:07:35Or those touchy-feeling type of friends

00:07:36Because more than likely

00:07:37If they haven't already had sex

00:07:39They're definitely thinking about it

00:07:42Tell me something, Christian

00:07:44What's the number one killer of a date or intimate moment?

00:07:48Gas

00:07:51Christian, Christian, Christian

00:07:54No, no

00:07:55Not gas

00:07:57Distractions

00:07:58Listen to me when I tell you this

00:08:00Silence

00:08:00Is your friend

00:08:02Mmm, so that must be why I can never reach it

00:08:05Oh, look who it is

00:08:08That angelic voice that you people heard

00:08:10Is my friend slash agent Ben

00:08:13The man who is responsible for telling me to put all this stuff into a book

00:08:18Okay

00:08:20So you all tuned in for a reason

00:08:21Whether you're having problems closing the deal

00:08:25Or can't even get it started

00:08:26That is where I come in

00:08:29Just stick with me

00:08:31And I will make all you listeners out there an expert in love in no time

00:08:35Just read my book

00:08:37Love the easy way

00:08:38Chapter one

00:08:39And I will see you all on Monday

00:08:42Take care

00:08:45Oh, buddy, buddy, buddy

00:08:48This has to be important if you came all the way down here

00:08:51Not at all

00:08:52I just figured I'd pop in and see it live with my own eyes

00:08:55And decide if everybody else believes what you say as much as you do

00:09:03You made a joke

00:09:04I hope you didn't make plans tonight

00:09:05Because we got a date in 30 minutes

00:09:08Look at you

00:09:09Coming down here being all demanding with your little wine suit

00:09:12With that little attitude, I'm definitely not putting out tonight

00:09:15Merlot, baby

00:09:16Merlot

00:09:17Look good

00:09:1930 minutes, Ethan

00:09:23Let me come find you

00:09:2630 minutes, Ethan

00:09:27Heard that

00:09:42Ethan

00:09:43Ethan

00:09:45Hey, it's me, Kristen

00:09:47The caller from earlier

00:09:48From the show

00:09:51You're a Christian

00:09:53Oh, okay

00:09:54I don't mean to be rude, brother

00:09:57But how'd you find me?

00:09:58Oh, you know

00:09:59You can find anyone on the internet these days

00:10:02Right, right

00:10:04So

00:10:04How can I help you, Christian?

00:10:05Listen, I need your help

00:10:08I know

00:10:08That's why I just asked you

00:10:10How can I help you?

00:10:11Right

00:10:12See, I know it's weird

00:10:13Me coming down here and all

00:10:14But

00:10:15I need more help than just a phone call

00:10:17Well, you've read the book, right?

00:10:19Yeah, I've read the whole thing

00:10:20Oh, you should be good

00:10:21Take it easy

00:10:23But do you really think it works?

00:10:27Well, Christian and I did write the book

00:10:29Could be something wrong if I said no, right?

00:10:32Yeah, but

00:10:34See, I don't have an approach

00:10:35Or any staying power in that bag

00:10:36Christian, Christian

00:10:38Look

00:10:39I get it

00:10:40I get it

00:10:42I didn't write this book from the womb

00:10:44I used to be just like

00:10:47I mean

00:10:48Honestly, that's easy for you to say

00:10:50No, no, no, no

00:10:50No, Christian

00:10:52If anything is easy

00:10:54It's not worth it

00:10:55You don't want it to be easy

00:10:58Okay

00:10:59Can you show me, please?

00:11:04Do you know the two things that cause failure?

00:11:09Lack of confidence

00:11:11Bad breath

00:11:13Now, you work on those two this weekend

00:11:15And we'll tackle this on Monday, alright?

00:11:17Okay

00:11:18Alright

00:11:19You have a good night

00:11:20See you, Ethan

00:11:32Wait, wait, wait

00:11:33Just calm down

00:11:34I'm almost at your door

00:11:35What happened?

00:11:37You sound like shit

00:11:39He's gone

00:11:41He's left

00:11:42I don't know

00:11:43I don't know it yet

00:11:48Abby

00:11:49Wait, wait, Abby

00:11:55What happened?

00:11:57I don't know

00:11:58We had a few drinks

00:11:59And we were watching a movie

00:12:01And I linked in

00:12:03And I don't remember exactly what I said

00:12:05But I want babies

00:12:15Whatever it was

00:12:17I mean, I came back home from work

00:12:18And all his things were gone

00:12:20He just left

00:12:23Uh-uh

00:12:24Girl

00:12:24Cut that shit out

00:12:27I'm sorry that I'm a human being, Madison

00:12:30Well, that's one of the things I don't blame you for

00:12:34What do I do now?

00:12:37So this is what we're doing?

00:12:44You surprised?

00:12:46A little bit

00:12:47A little bit

00:12:47I call you and tell you Paramount wants to turn your book into a movie

00:12:51You tell me you're doing a podcast

00:12:54Okay, first of all

00:12:55Didn't they already make a movie like my book?

00:12:58Matter of fact, didn't they already make two?

00:13:01Look, getting jiggy with it ain't got nothing on you, okay?

00:13:05Movies aren't my style, you know that

00:13:07I'm gonna need you to make it your style

00:13:09You're a best-selling author

00:13:11Best-selling authors make movies

00:13:13That's what they do

00:13:14No, best-selling authors write more books

00:13:17It's funny you would mention that

00:13:20What is it?

00:13:23Look, I know you

00:13:25And I know it's not about the money

00:13:28And we only grab drinks when you need to apologize for something

00:13:31So, what's up?

00:13:35It's you, bro

00:13:37Me?

00:13:38What about me?

00:13:40Fam, you're making a podcast

00:13:43Okay

00:13:44I mean, shoot

00:13:45Josh sounds more disgusted

00:13:48Excuse me, ma'am

00:13:50Can you send that beautiful woman over there a drink for me?

00:13:54Thank you

00:14:01Explain this to me

00:14:03Who are you trying to be right now?

00:14:05You Joe Rogan?

00:14:06All of a sudden, what is this, Nori, you drink champs?

00:14:11Are you Tony Robbins?

00:14:13Like, there has to be more in you than that

00:14:15There is more in me, alright?

00:14:17And I started the podcast for my own reasons

00:14:20Being light-skinned with a beard does not make you Joe Budden

00:14:25You are so funny

00:14:26We gotta book you on some of these comedy tours

00:14:28Is that before or after you writing a book?

00:14:32Look, I just haven't been inspired

00:14:35It's funny you should mention that

00:14:39Cause I got some inspiration for you

00:14:40He doesn't deserve you

00:14:42I know

00:14:44Doesn't mean I don't want him to have me

00:14:47Girl

00:14:47Abby, come on

00:14:49Are you serious?

00:15:07Slipping, man

00:15:09Slipping

00:15:14Until your light-skinned ain't in no more

00:15:16I do too deserve this

00:15:18You didn't

00:15:19Listen

00:15:21Men are emotionally weak

00:15:22They're so weak that it scares them once they realize it

00:15:25But they're not strong enough to admit it

00:15:28Here's what you're gonna do

00:15:29You're gonna forget about him

00:15:30And you're gonna get back out there

00:15:32Until you find a man that's gonna make you happy

00:15:35Okay

00:15:38You don't actually believe that, do you?

00:15:41Mm-mm

00:15:42Not one bit

00:15:43But did I sound convincing?

00:15:46No

00:15:48Wait, which part didn't you believe?

00:15:55I'm gonna be single forever

00:16:00Alright, genius

00:16:01Tell me about this inspiration

00:16:07What the hell is this?

00:16:08It's a book, stupid

00:16:10And it's your next best-selling idea

00:16:13How not to get your heart broken

00:16:15Correct me if I'm wrong

00:16:16But this looks like somebody else's best-selling idea

00:16:20Madison Marks

00:16:21The author of this book

00:16:23That's the polar opposite of yours

00:16:26Check me out

00:16:27This is what you do

00:16:28You take your nonsense and you apply it there

00:16:31Make her fall in love with you

00:16:33Then write about it

00:16:35Screw everything in a book wrong

00:16:38And everyone will be dying

00:16:40I need to read about the best-selling author

00:16:43That was proved wrong

00:16:46Church on the move

00:16:46I already got you booked for Will's show tomorrow

00:16:48You can talk about it, talk around it

00:16:50Whatever you want to do

00:16:51Okay

00:16:52Alright, this is a good idea

00:16:54Up until the part where you turned me into a supervillain

00:16:57Bro, I'm not turning you into a supervillain

00:16:59I'm saving you from yourself

00:17:01Look, I don't know what the hell you got going on

00:17:04But this podcast you're talking about

00:17:06You and I both know it's a cop-out

00:17:08Because you really don't want to deal with the shit you got going on for real

00:17:12So

00:17:13I'm your friend

00:17:14And as your friend

00:17:15And somebody who can at least pretend to sympathize with you

00:17:17I'm going to tell you this one time

00:17:19Get your shit together

00:17:24Alright

00:17:25Where do I find her?

00:17:29You know what the definition of coincidence is, right?

00:17:32Of course I do

00:17:33Where do I find her?

00:17:36You just bought her a drink

00:17:38You just bought her a drink

00:17:39It's right, right?

00:17:40I know

00:17:43There's been a two

00:17:45It's been a day

00:17:48How am I creating?

00:17:59You just bought her a drink

00:18:12He sent my drink back.

00:18:16Excuse me?

00:18:18I sent you a drink back there, he sent it back.

00:18:21Oh, did I hurt your feelings?

00:18:24Would you be nicer if I said yes?

00:18:27Probably the complete opposite.

00:18:31Bad breakup.

00:18:34What?

00:18:35Oh, I just assumed since you're so closed off, you just got out of a bad relationship.

00:18:43Did it ever dawn on you that maybe I just don't feel like being bothered?

00:18:48Not even a little bit.

00:18:50I'm Ethan.

00:18:52Ethan Baxter.

00:18:55Madison Marks.

00:18:56Nice to meet you, Ms. Marks.

00:18:57You have a good evening.

00:19:04You know, I just thought of something.

00:19:06I got a homegirl who I think you would hit it off with.

00:19:09She's real nice.

00:19:10Excuse me?

00:19:11No, I mean she's funny too.

00:19:12What on the face of this earth would make you think that I'm a lesbian?

00:19:17Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:19:18I just assumed that since you're so closed off that, you know what?

00:19:23You gotta admit.

00:19:25I mean, a beautiful woman.

00:19:27Press your bitch face.

00:19:29I can't tell what a man is trying to hit on her.

00:19:33And I'm assuming that you're going for the charming asshole move because you actually look smart enough to know that

00:19:38everything that just came out of your mouth sounds completely stupid.

00:19:43I'm sorry. I just heard that you called me smart.

00:19:46I have a man.

00:19:49No, you don't.

00:19:50No woman would be that heavy on her feet if she had a man.

00:19:56Really?

00:19:56Yeah.

00:19:58I just got dick issues.

00:19:59That's it.

00:20:00Oh, wow.

00:20:01I got dick issues?

00:20:03Is it obvious, huh?

00:20:04Only there's someone paying attention.

00:20:08And what do you have?

00:20:10Oh, God.

00:20:11Where do we start?

00:20:12Well, for one, committing issues and a tendency to be an asshole.

00:20:18Yep.

00:20:20What is it that you do?

00:20:22You know, for work?

00:20:26I'm a therapist.

00:20:29Wait a second.

00:20:31Madison.

00:20:32Madison.

00:20:33Madison.

00:20:34Wait.

00:20:36I know you.

00:20:38You wrote that book.

00:20:41Don't tell me.

00:20:42Don't tell me.

00:20:44How not to get your heart broken.

00:20:46Yeah.

00:20:46Okay.

00:20:47I used to date a woman who kept it on her coffee table.

00:20:51I have that work out for you.

00:20:54You see, I'm out here talking to you right.

00:20:58So, when can I schedule a session?

00:21:02You can't.

00:21:04But you can tune in every Wednesday.

00:21:06I mean, that's if you need pointers.

00:21:09On how not to get my heart broken.

00:21:10Yeah, exactly, yeah.

00:21:11I see what you did there.

00:21:13All right.

00:21:14I appreciate the offer, but my podcast queue is already full.

00:21:21That's all right.

00:21:21You don't seem like the type that would tune in anyway, so.

00:21:24Neither do you.

00:21:28Because?

00:21:30Because you don't seem like the type to open up enough to get your heart broken in the first place.

00:21:36Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

00:21:39Have you ever driven yourself crazy because he hasn't returned any of your phone calls?

00:21:44I haven't.

00:21:45Men are shallow.

00:21:47They only want two things, which eventually becomes one thing.

00:21:50They lie.

00:21:51They cheat.

00:21:52And they're never upfront about their feelings.

00:21:56I'm sorry.

00:21:57What was the second thing?

00:21:58Oh my gosh.

00:21:59No, no.

00:21:59I'm kidding.

00:22:00I'm kidding.

00:22:01Look, things were just getting a little bit too serious and I completely agree with you.

00:22:05Yep.

00:22:10You know, I have a book I think you should read.

00:22:12No, I'm probably not interested.

00:22:15I think you would.

00:22:17I'd love to discuss it over dinner.

00:22:21Why in the hell would I agree to go to dinner with you?

00:22:24Because it is freezing out here.

00:22:26And you have not walked away yet.

00:22:29Clearly, I'm standing on the corner because I'm waiting for my ride.

00:22:33And I was being polite.

00:22:35Now, I don't know if you're like a Ted Bundy, so I don't want you chasing after me or anything.

00:22:39But, um...

00:22:41Alright then.

00:22:52Damn, that bad, huh?

00:22:54Like Fergie singing the national anthem back.

00:22:57Oh, ain't nothing that bad.

00:22:59Look, bro.

00:23:00What'd you expect?

00:23:01She wrote a book called How Not To Get Your Heart Broken.

00:23:03I expected the girl to at least have a heart.

00:23:07Don't trip.

00:23:08You're just out of practice.

00:23:12Yeah, I guess.

00:23:13Maybe you're right.

00:23:15But if you can't beat her...

00:23:17Okay, easy.

00:23:18I'm the one that wrote the book, remember?

00:23:21Alright.

00:23:22See you, Mojo.

00:23:23How do I look?

00:23:25You look good.

00:23:27Go be charming.

00:23:28Wait, you not staying?

00:23:30Nah, I gotta get with the people who signed the checks.

00:23:33Alright.

00:23:35See you.

00:23:36Alright.

00:23:37We'll let him ask you no incriminating questions.

00:23:39Shut up.

00:23:48I was just about to call you.

00:23:50You're always about to do something, Ben.

00:23:53You always beat me to it, Mel.

00:23:56Did you talk to Ethan?

00:23:57I did.

00:23:58Well, did you actually talk to him or did you just do your little concerned friend act

00:24:02and not actually tell him what's going on?

00:24:04I talked to him.

00:24:06He knows what's at stake.

00:24:08Does he?

00:24:09He does.

00:24:10So he knows we're about to drop him.

00:24:14Wait, drop him?

00:24:16You never said nothing about that?

00:24:18You said either he does the movie or deliver a book.

00:24:20I assumed the drop him if he doesn't part was a given.

00:24:45So, when's the new book coming out?

00:24:48Oh, well.

00:24:49And I know you get this question all the time, but Love the Easy Way was such a success.

00:24:54Like, there has to be a follow-up to it, right?

00:24:56Uh, well, right now I'm just doing my podcast and trying to help the lonely hearts out there.

00:25:02A podcast?

00:25:03Mm-hmm.

00:25:05Well, I heard that we're going to turn the book into a movie.

00:25:08I mean, don't we want to see a movie?

00:25:10I think the answer is yes.

00:25:13Well, I don't know if there's a movie in the works, but I do know that I am working on

00:25:17my new book.

00:25:19See? And that is what I was trying to get out of you.

00:25:22You heard it here, folks, in the Will and Darby Show.

00:25:26Ethan Baxter, new book on the web.

00:25:30Thanks, Ed.

00:25:30Stop it!

00:25:32Thank you, Ed.

00:25:52Thank you, Ed.

00:25:58Do you mind passing your rose beyond the star, right there, please?

00:26:02Sure

00:26:05I'd use my go-go gadget arms, but they don't want to scare you, okay?

00:26:11I see how that could start with someone

00:26:19Well, um, thanks for the book. You're welcome

00:26:33I

00:26:53Damn it

00:26:56Confidence. Confidence. Confidence. Confidence. Confidence.

00:27:04You know, funny thing is you called me reading a book about Dr. Claw and I was embarrassed.

00:27:37Hey, Ma. Hey, baby. What you reading? Just doing a little research. For your new book or that podcast name?

00:27:47Definitely not the podcast name. Oh, well, so you're finally starting a new book. That is so exciting, baby.

00:27:56I don't know if I am or not, Ma. I saw you on that talk show today. How'd I do?

00:28:07You look tired, baby. Sounds about right. I'm serious, I mean, what's going on with you? Same old thing.

00:28:21Ain't the same old thing, because I didn't have to kick out some heifer when I came in here.

00:28:28Young ladies, well, they're young ladies?

00:28:31They're heifers until I see a ring on the finger.

00:28:36Young ladies, son, what's wrong? What's really going on with you? We need to talk.

00:28:48I just can't figure it out.

00:28:50What problem are you trying to solve?

00:28:55All right. Ben wants me to take on something that I don't think I can.

00:29:01Well, is it the right thing to do? Because, you know, Ben, he usually doesn't steer you wrong on it.

00:29:07No, no, he doesn't.

00:29:09So, what's so different about this time?

00:29:13It just feels out of my character.

00:29:16I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a good idea, but...

00:29:19Hell, it's a great idea, actually.

00:29:21It's just that I...

00:29:22Why are you having such a hard time with this, son?

00:29:24I don't know.

00:29:30Baby, what did I tell you when you had to take a test in school?

00:29:38I already know the answers.

00:29:40You just gotta fill them in.

00:29:47I love you, Mom.

00:29:51I know.

00:29:56I love you, too, baby.

00:30:01Big head boy.

00:30:02Big head boy.

00:30:29Oh, my God.

00:30:34Okay, I can set aside just a dozen roses, I had a yellow, the only white to be seen in

00:30:39his friendship does that's coming out too strong.

00:31:01Hi, I'm on my way down. Okay, I'm, I'm here. I'm down here. Waiting. You're funny. So National Geographic.

00:31:14Yeah, I love my job. And I get some great photographs but I like to work with more human emotion.

00:31:20So I've been, you know, focusing more on candid shots. They have the most realism.

00:31:25Yeah, I've been, I started this side gig and yeah, the side project. I'm really excited. It's, it's coming out

00:31:32great.

00:31:33So that's amazing. Congratulations. Thank you. So like, where's your favorite place you've ever been?

00:31:39Um, I gotta say Brazil. Really? Yeah. Have you ever been? No, never, never. It's beautiful. I would let it

00:31:46go sometime. That's for sure.

00:31:48Yeah. Maybe I could show you around. I would love that. Yeah. Yeah. It's fun.

00:31:57Excuse me. Are you Ms. Lancaster? Uh, yeah, that's me. These are for you. Oh. I mean, did you?

00:32:07No, I had nothing to do with that. Nice move. I try. I mean, I can't believe you. Bless you.

00:32:18Sorry, excuse me. You okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Where are we?

00:32:22Just... Just... Bless you. Where are we going? I'm happy. You okay? Yeah, I think...

00:32:31Oh, my God. Cologne? Is it my cologne? I mean... You okay? Your nose is getting red.

00:32:39I hate it. I don't. That'll go.

00:32:42Why? So you damn near killed the girl?

00:32:51She was fine. One thing we threw the flowers away.

00:32:55She moved away from the area.

00:33:01It's not funny, Ethan. She could've died.

00:33:06But she didn't. And I'm only laughing because she's cool and she agreed to go out with you

00:33:14again. Yeah, sure it was a pity date though. Hey, a yes is a yes. It's up to you if

00:33:22you

00:33:22take it as pity if not. Okay, then how do I make up for this massive screw-up of a

00:33:30first date? Did you read my book or not? Yes, it's like my Bible, cover to cover.

00:33:35Okay, then what's your second date?

00:33:40Hey, that could work. I'm gonna need you to come. Come on, eat. Ethan, I need you there.

00:33:50Please.

00:33:54Hell no.

00:33:58Okay, please. I really need you, Ethan.

00:34:05Alright.

00:34:09Can I get another one? Make that two.

00:34:21So, I want you to do the Will Darby Show.

00:34:27Pass.

00:34:29Okay, so let me rephrase that.

00:34:32You're going to do the Will Darby Show.

00:34:39Is this what I've become now?

00:34:42What, you mean someone popular?

00:34:45I write books. I'm an author.

00:34:48Yeah, I know, but you're also a smart, funny, beautiful black woman that a lot of people can learn something

00:34:54from.

00:34:54Um, you do know I've already paid you for the month, right?

00:34:58Yeah, well, that one's for free.

00:35:01Fine.

00:35:02Great, because it's tomorrow at 11 a.m.

00:35:06So I didn't even stand a chance, did I?

00:35:08No, you did not.

00:35:10I'm gonna get you for that.

00:35:11I'm gonna get you for that.

00:35:22You're alive!

00:35:24Shut up, Madison.

00:35:25I was saying, a man tries to kill you, but you're mad at me.

00:35:28He didn't try to kill me. He tried to do something sweet. It was nice of him.

00:35:33Hmm, sounds like game to me.

00:35:35Everything sounds like game to you.

00:35:37I'm just saying.

00:35:38Hey, at least someone gave me flowers.

00:35:41Okay, well, you got me there.

00:35:44So what are you doing tonight?

00:35:46Probably trying not to cloud my eyes out, because now I have to go to the stupid talk show in

00:35:50the morning.

00:35:51Great. You're going with me to the dinner party.

00:35:54No, I'm definitely not doing that.

00:35:55Yes, you are.

00:35:56He's having a get-together at his house, and I need my friend there.

00:36:00He, wait, wait, wait.

00:36:01He as in the killer botanist?

00:36:03Christian. His name is Christian.

00:36:06And you're going to his house for the second date?

00:36:08I'm going to a dinner party that so happens to be at his house.

00:36:12You didn't read not one page of my book, did you?

00:36:15What book?

00:36:17I knew it.

00:36:19I knew it. You know what?

00:36:20You are going to learn.

00:36:48What's up?

00:36:51Ethan, hey, how's it going? You made it.

00:36:53Let me get you a drink.

00:36:56You know I came by to see if you read my book or not.

00:36:58I told you I did.

00:37:01To paying attention.

00:37:02I'll drink.

00:37:07You did good, Christian.

00:37:09Thanks.

00:37:12It's all for her.

00:37:15I'll be right back.

00:37:25I'll be right back.

00:37:47This is a great party.

00:37:50I really appreciate you coming out.

00:37:53You know?

00:37:53Yeah.

00:37:54Your friends seem like a lot of fun.

00:37:55Yeah, they're all paid actors.

00:38:00You're funny.

00:38:02No, I'm serious.

00:38:04I paid them.

00:38:32So now you're just bringing them yourself

00:38:34instead of having them delivered.

00:38:37What makes it harder for you to say no that way?

00:38:44No.

00:38:46Now you're just saying no.

00:38:48It's just to say no.

00:38:50No, then no is a general one

00:38:52to whatever you're going to say or ask.

00:38:55It's just flat out.

00:38:56No.

00:39:04But you have great taste of this game.

00:39:10I'd becky.

00:39:14See, now you're being pretentious.

00:39:17And yet,

00:39:18you haven't walked away.

00:39:21Well, you see,

00:39:22my friend in there

00:39:23is making googly eyes

00:39:25with a tall, doofus-looking fella,

00:39:27so it looks like I'm going to be here

00:39:28for like another hour or so.

00:39:30You mean Christian?

00:39:32Wait, you know him?

00:39:34Yeah.

00:39:35He's actually the reason why I'm here.

00:39:37Can you believe this is their second date?

00:39:39I know, right?

00:39:42And it's at his house.

00:39:46And what's wrong with that?

00:39:49Well,

00:39:50dating is like a balance.

00:39:52If you shit too much to one side,

00:39:54everything falls over.

00:39:55Oh, I see.

00:39:56And her coming here

00:39:57is shifting the balance.

00:39:59Absolutely.

00:40:00But she's safe.

00:40:02Safe.

00:40:03Yeah,

00:40:04that's the most important thing, right?

00:40:07It is.

00:40:08I mean,

00:40:09you're here

00:40:11along with these good people,

00:40:12having a good time.

00:40:15There's no shifting balance.

00:40:17They may as well have

00:40:18their second date at a restaurant.

00:40:20Then why not go

00:40:21to the actual restaurant?

00:40:23Well,

00:40:24maybe he wanted to try

00:40:26something differently.

00:40:29Differently?

00:40:31Maybe he wanted to add

00:40:32a little charm

00:40:33to their second date.

00:40:35Get away from the

00:40:36ABCs of courtship.

00:40:39Or maybe he just wanted

00:40:40some home court

00:40:41advantage.

00:40:45Mm-hmm.

00:40:46Why are you like this?

00:40:48Why am I like what?

00:40:53Miserable.

00:40:54I'm not miserable.

00:40:56Wait.

00:40:57So I'm miserable

00:40:59because I'm critiquing

00:40:59someone on how

00:41:00they should date?

00:41:01Do you date?

00:41:03When I feel like it, yes.

00:41:06Which means

00:41:07you don't date.

00:41:08No, it means

00:41:09when I feel like it.

00:41:11Do you date?

00:41:12Oh, absolutely.

00:41:13Oh, let me guess.

00:41:14I take you for the

00:41:15traditional dinner

00:41:16and a movie type.

00:41:17Oh, but let me be

00:41:18a gentleman and pick you up.

00:41:19Am I right or am I right?

00:41:21No, no, no.

00:41:22Okay.

00:41:23I prefer booty call dating.

00:41:26What the hell

00:41:27is booty call dating?

00:41:28It's when everything

00:41:29is planned

00:41:30and nothing is planned

00:41:31and you meet up

00:41:32somewhere randomly

00:41:34and you hang out

00:41:35longer than what

00:41:36you're expected to.

00:41:37Hmm.

00:41:39Kind of like

00:41:40what we're doing now.

00:41:41Oh, no the hell

00:41:42we're not.

00:41:46What are we?

00:41:50Enjoy your universe.

00:41:52Famous.

00:42:08Oh, no.

00:42:09Oh, no.

00:42:18Slow motion

00:42:20We lose our sense of time

00:42:24No words unspeakened

00:42:28We keep on coming back to you

00:42:32Slow motion

00:42:39How's research going?

00:42:42Good

00:42:43Good

00:42:45But we gotta meet up later

00:42:47Cause I got some news

00:42:49Both

00:42:52Alright

00:42:53Alright later

00:42:57Thought you said you had a late morning

00:43:00Something came up at the office

00:43:03So uh

00:43:05About

00:43:07This?

00:43:07Yeah

00:43:09This was the last of it

00:43:12He said it was the last time nine times ago

00:43:18You're determined to ruin it aren't you?

00:43:21Wouldn't be me if I didn't

00:43:31Get Ethan on track

00:43:36I'm already in progress

00:43:40What?

00:43:42You're fine as shit

00:43:46Get out of here

00:43:47Get out of here Ben

00:43:47Go change your clothes

00:43:51I'm gonna see you tonight

00:44:17I'm gonna see you tonight

00:44:18Yeah I'm gonna see you tonight

00:44:19You should be careful when and where

00:44:20To pick these moments

00:44:22It's hard to make someone look like an ass

00:44:24And get away with it

00:44:29I'm gonna see you tonight

00:44:43I'm gonna see you tonight

00:44:54Here you go

00:44:55Well that's because I don't think you want me to

00:44:57And you got all this from last night

00:45:00Among other things

00:45:01I mean we were having a great time

00:45:03You think?

00:45:04What is this?

00:45:05Then that is my specialty trick

00:45:08They only make it here for me

00:45:09So this is a special moment for you

00:45:11Still going for the charming asshole move I see

00:45:15What are you reading?

00:45:18Okay

00:45:21You know I've been doing some research on you

00:45:23Is that right?

00:45:25Yeah

00:45:25And I've read your book

00:45:28Did you get a chance to read it all?

00:45:29I did

00:45:30And yet you still persist

00:45:33You know I have a book that I think you would like

00:45:35It's actually my book

00:45:36It's called

00:45:37Love the Easy Way

00:45:40Okay

00:45:41So I see I'm not the only one doing research

00:45:44It's a great book

00:45:45Self-help for people like you

00:45:47Self-help my ass

00:45:50It teaches men how to be f*** boys

00:45:53F*** boys

00:45:55Wow

00:45:56And here I am under the impression

00:45:58That it was for people who had trouble with relationships

00:46:00Well it helps men who are lonely how to get dates yes

00:46:03But for the experience it's a weapon that teaches men how to manipulate women

00:46:07Is that so?

00:46:09You should know you wrote it

00:46:10Okay

00:46:11Manipulate is a very strong word

00:46:13Where's the lie?

00:46:14Somewhere around

00:46:15You know I don't understand how somebody could be so against something that's meant to help someone

00:46:22Look my class is full of people who are hurt because of books like yours

00:46:26So the word help is a very suggestive word

00:46:31I'm sorry what did you say you're doing here again?

00:46:34Are you are you stalking?

00:46:37I feel like you're stalking me at this point

00:46:40I may have been in the neighborhood and saw on Instagram that you were here in your stories

00:46:46And you just decided to buy me a drink with the episode real quick and a ten-ish?

00:46:52Something wrong with that?

00:46:54I don't know I just thought that after our first encounter I made it perfectly clear that I wasn't interested

00:46:59Well the postman always rings twice

00:47:02Who are you?

00:47:05Ethan Baxter, best-selling author

00:47:07And besides

00:47:09Men are sometimes stupid

00:47:11It usually takes us three rejections to get the hit

00:47:15And I'm on two

00:47:17So after the next one

00:47:20I'll leave you alone

00:47:22I promise

00:47:25You enjoy that drink

00:47:52Can I help you?

00:47:53Is that Ethan's signature drink?

00:47:58Of course

00:48:22This was for you

00:48:27Everything that's what she was

00:48:30The first time I recognized beauty

00:48:33It was her

00:48:36She had long long hair

00:48:38Smooth brown skin

00:48:41Like dreamers say

00:48:44Shawty is a ten

00:48:47She's my lover

00:48:51And my friend

00:48:54My joy

00:48:56My happiness within

00:48:58She's my rider

00:49:01I'm a provider

00:49:03I'm a provider

00:49:04And when I'm beside her

00:49:07She makes my day

00:49:09Berighter

00:49:09I know I'm in love

00:49:14Totally

00:49:14Yeah, you and me

00:49:17This is how it's supposed to be

00:49:21I thank God

00:49:22That you chose me

00:49:24To be the one you love

00:49:27Yeah

00:49:28It's clear to see

00:49:29I need you here with me

00:49:31To be the one

00:49:33I love

00:49:34I love

00:49:37I know I'm in love

00:49:53I love

00:49:57Sometimes people try to win you over with playful little tricks

00:50:03Normally that's a sign of someone who's not ready to be up front with you

00:50:09What the hell was that?

00:50:11Wow

00:50:11Is the yelling really necessary?

00:50:13I mean I'm across the street

00:50:22Too much?

00:50:25A bit

00:50:27What are you doing?

00:50:29Just wanted to show you

00:50:32Show me

00:50:34It's okay to let go

00:50:39I'll see you

00:50:52Hello?

00:50:55I'm going to dinner tonight

00:50:57And you're telling me this because

00:51:00So you can either hand me my third rejection

00:51:02Or you can show up and try to have a good time

00:51:10We'll see

00:51:34What's up Madison Marks?

00:51:36On a scale of one to ten

00:51:39How excited are you to be here today?

00:51:42Well, my producer said that I had to at least say a seven and a half so I wouldn't seem

00:51:48ungrateful so

00:51:50Well, we are grateful to have you here and we wanted to pick your brain as the protector of your

00:51:56life

00:51:59So, when it comes to dating, what is one of the biggest red flags that you look out for?

00:52:05Well, first, thank you for having me

00:52:07And one of my red flags I would have to say is someone being too smooth

00:52:13Oh

00:52:13You know

00:52:15Right?

00:52:16Thank you

00:52:18There's charming and then there's also bathing in cologne, right?

00:52:22Thank you, no one wants all that, okay?

00:52:25Nobody

00:52:26And, uh, prime example

00:52:30Recently, someone accused me of being a lesbian because I wasn't falling for the charm

00:52:34What?

00:52:35I know, I mean, thank you, I mean, it's not for me, but to each of them

00:52:39That's rude

00:52:39Very rude

00:52:40And then I also heard about this, um, booty, booty date, call, booty

00:52:47Booty call dating

00:52:48Yes

00:52:48Yes, that's when you, like, randomly run into somebody and then it becomes a date

00:52:53Wait, what did you know about it?

00:52:54You know what I read about in a book once?

00:52:55Are you serious?

00:52:56Yes

00:52:56Okay, I'm new to this, this is my first time, really?

00:52:59No, no, no, no, I think it's like a relatively new thing, so you're good in your defense

00:53:05I'm a little late, but hey, if you heard about it, then I guess it's true

00:53:08Okay

00:53:09Um

00:53:13And then there's someone who playfully tries to embarrass you by doing some over-the-top act

00:53:22Madison Marks, it sounds like you know a lot of interesting people

00:53:26Believe it or not, that's all just one person

00:53:29Oh

00:53:32Okay, well, that sounds like my type of guys

00:53:37They're you, then me

00:53:42Well, what if she doesn't show?

00:53:47Well, that'll be strike three

00:53:49But of course she's gonna show

00:53:51I've intrigued her too much for her not to at least come out and give it a shot

00:53:54Yeah

00:53:56Well, I lie away

00:54:00You're my sweetest mistake

00:54:04I don't have to wait

00:54:04Don't eat

00:54:06And I'm a good one

00:54:15Yeah

00:54:20Oh

00:54:22That's it

00:54:23I'm a good one

00:54:24I love one

00:54:25I love one

00:54:27Oh

00:54:28That's what he's going into her

00:54:32Yeah

00:54:33This is for you.

00:54:36645, 75.

00:54:41She got her top back, 85 on 85.

00:54:45Ride Mustang, Sally Ride.

00:54:48We pop clutch, that smile is a weapon.

00:54:51Nick Cage, I was gone in 60 seconds.

00:54:54My Eleanor, I never stood a chance.

00:54:58A pilot...

00:54:59Hey.

00:55:03Last thing on my mind, a one night stand.

00:55:07We out here.

00:55:09Thanks for coming.

00:55:11Don't thank me yet.

00:55:20So, this is your spot, huh?

00:55:22Yeah, I like to think of this as home court advantage.

00:55:28And what are we toasting to?

00:55:33To self-preservation.

00:55:36I like that.

00:55:37Cheers.

00:55:38Cheers.

00:55:43You hungry?

00:55:44Because I'm starved.

00:55:45Yes.

00:55:52You know, I saw you on Will's show, talking about me.

00:55:56Oh, you thought I was talking about you.

00:56:00You mean to tell me you weren't?

00:56:01No.

00:56:04You know he does call-ins, right?

00:56:06No one really calls in, but he takes them.

00:56:09Oh, no.

00:56:10I didn't know that.

00:56:10Mm-hmm.

00:56:11Oh, wait.

00:56:12Did you almost call in?

00:56:14What?

00:56:15And interrupt you while you're on air talking about moi?

00:56:19Come on.

00:56:20Why would I do that?

00:56:21Oh, stop.

00:56:24No.

00:56:25Okay, well, the next time I know that you're on, I'm gonna call.

00:56:29Oh.

00:56:30How many of those have you had?

00:56:32Because now I know your sauce.

00:56:34What?

00:56:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:35You mean to tell me the hard line Madison Marks would call in for little old me while

00:56:42I'm on the air?

00:56:42No, stop.

00:56:43I would never.

00:56:45Excuse me, mister, I only come to the nicest spots in town, and everyone knows my name.

00:56:51Okay.

00:56:52First off, I'm not that much of a regular here.

00:56:56You think I want to spend all my money eating out every night?

00:57:00No, you don't seem like the type of man who cooks all the time.

00:57:03You seem more like the eat out type.

00:57:07Better than a break your heart type, right?

00:57:12You really do have a problem with the fact that I don't like your foot, don't you?

00:57:17Not at all.

00:57:19We all have our own experiences, right?

00:57:22True.

00:57:24I just wish that your experiences didn't lead you to write a book about heartbreak.

00:57:30Well, maybe if you all of them weren't idiots, I wouldn't have written my book.

00:57:36Why'd you let one idiot mess it up for everybody?

00:57:38One? No.

00:57:39Try four.

00:57:40Four idiots, yeah.

00:57:41Okay, four.

00:57:43Obviously, they didn't deserve you.

00:57:46And you do?

00:57:51Probably not.

00:57:53But I can tell you one thing.

00:57:55Those idiots, they're at home.

00:57:59And I'm right here.

00:58:02I don't know if that makes you look good, or if that makes me look like an idiot.

00:58:07Hm.

00:58:11Why are you like this?

00:58:12Why am I like what?

00:58:14I'm a good woman who really wants to love one person and wants that one person to love me back

00:58:19genuinely.

00:58:20But instead, you men just lie.

00:58:23Lie all the time.

00:58:24Okay.

00:58:24Can you stop referring to them as you all?

00:58:30All right?

00:58:32We're not all the same.

00:58:34Just give it some time.

00:58:37Slowly but surely, you all turn into the same type of man.

00:58:41We think that you're one way, and then you turn into another.

00:58:45I think that's just the way life is, I guess.

00:58:54Those are nothing but learning experiences.

00:58:57You learn from them, and you just hope not to make the same mistake for the fifth time.

00:59:05You know, sometimes you got to keep falling down in order for the right person to pick you up.

00:59:20So what are your plans for the rest of the night?

00:59:23I actually have to meet with my agent to talk about some new book details.

00:59:27Oh, some new book details, huh?

00:59:29Yeah, but I don't think I'm too invested in the idea, though.

00:59:35Well, I would like to hear more about it sometime.

00:59:38Sometime?

00:59:39Yeah.

00:59:40Okay.

00:59:41Does that mean I avoided strike three?

00:59:43Maybe.

00:59:45I know what it is.

00:59:46You tell me.

00:59:47It's the coat, right?

00:59:48Nah.

00:59:49It's the coat?

00:59:49It's the chain.

00:59:50Look, it's heavy.

00:59:52It's the chain?

00:59:53Oh, okay.

00:59:54You're not half fat.

00:59:56I'll take it.

00:59:56Yeah.

00:59:59So, when's your next broadcast?

01:00:01Tomorrow night.

01:00:04People with broken hearts constantly need someone to talk to.

01:00:09We should do this again sometime.

01:00:12We should.

01:00:14Thank you, Ethan, for dinner.

01:00:18Thank you for coming.

01:00:21I almost didn't come.

01:00:23But I'm glad I did.

01:00:25I'm glad I did.

01:00:26Well, okay.

01:00:27You surprised me.

01:00:29I don't know.

01:00:30There might be hope for other men out there.

01:00:33I'll take that.

01:00:35I'm glad you care.

01:00:42If in any case you decide to take a chance on something, make sure you prepare yourself

01:00:47to be let down.

01:00:49That way, if it doesn't happen, you win.

01:00:53But if it does, no big surprise.

01:00:59This is me.

01:01:03This is you.

01:01:04Yeah.

01:01:06I, um...

01:01:08I had a good time tonight, Ethan.

01:01:11Surprisingly?

01:01:13Surprisingly.

01:01:20Madison, I have to tell you something.

01:01:22I was supposed...

01:01:32I had a really good time, too.

01:01:35And can I see you again?

01:01:40See you.

01:01:57So what, you think you made a mistake?

01:02:00Look, man.

01:02:01I thought I could do this and be all business, but...

01:02:03But now she got you hooked?

01:02:04No.

01:02:05Hell no.

01:02:07Maybe.

01:02:10It's something.

01:02:10I don't know.

01:02:12Look, bro.

01:02:13Fall in love with the girl.

01:02:15Marry her.

01:02:16I really don't give a shit.

01:02:17Just don't lose focus of what we got going on.

01:02:19I got this.

01:02:20You sure?

01:02:21Yes.

01:02:22Then why you acting like this?

01:02:23I got it.

01:02:24Alright?

01:02:25Seriously, bro.

01:02:28They're gonna drop you, Ethan.

01:02:33What?

01:02:35You won't do the movie.

01:02:36So the book was our only end.

01:02:39Now you in love with her?

01:02:40I'm not in love with her.

01:02:41This ain't heist.

01:02:42Then why you acting like this?

01:02:42I don't know.

01:02:44Just...

01:02:47Alright, tell them I'll do the book.

01:02:49Alright?

01:02:50I'll do the book.

01:03:07Alright.

01:03:18I'll do the book.

01:03:19Right?

01:03:20I'd like to think so.

01:03:22What's going on?

01:03:23It's me.

01:03:24Do I seem different?

01:03:25Because I feel different.

01:03:28You mean other than this awkward shit you're doing right now?

01:03:31Abby, I'm for real.

01:03:32Come on.

01:03:33You seem fine, Madison.

01:03:35Okay, well.

01:03:37Brace yourself.

01:03:38Oh, really?

01:03:39I met someone.

01:03:41You?

01:03:42You met someone?

01:03:44Yeah.

01:03:45Wait, is it the cute guy from the bar?

01:03:47Yes.

01:03:47And we're only Christian's party?

01:03:49No, the party you didn't want to go to.

01:03:51Yes.

01:03:52That's him.

01:03:53That's him.

01:03:54And he's got you smiling like that?

01:03:56This man deserves an award.

01:03:57I can't believe I'm even talking about this, but...

01:04:00It's okay.

01:04:01I mean, you're not a robot, right?

01:04:03You do have feelings?

01:04:04Of course I do.

01:04:05Then let them out, Madison.

01:04:07Look, I met Christian at a bookstore of all places.

01:04:11And he's really trying.

01:04:13We've really hit it off.

01:04:14It's very cute.

01:04:16I don't know.

01:04:16I still feel like he's running game on you or trying to kill you.

01:04:20I'm just saying, as your friend, I'm just letting you know.

01:04:23You always think that.

01:04:25Look, open up, okay?

01:04:27You can't shut men out all the time.

01:04:30People are going to start thinking you're a lesbian.

01:04:32No, girl.

01:04:34You're right.

01:04:34But I'm just saying it's okay to let someone in.

01:04:37You never know what might happen.

01:04:41Yeah.

01:05:09Inside my lungs began to breathe.

01:05:13Yeah.

01:05:15I must have a point.

01:05:17We weren't supposed to ever live without your voice.

01:05:22No, you didn't have to, but you let me make the choice.

01:05:30When I broke your heart, you weren't the least surprised to see me run so far.

01:05:37How do I so quickly just forget that's who you are?

01:05:42Yeah.

01:05:43That's right.

01:05:44Yeah.

01:05:45And then you baked the sky.

01:05:48With every tear from every eye.

01:05:52When I was too afraid to fly.

01:05:55You gave everything a reason why.

01:05:59I guess it isn't all to say.

01:06:02Somehow it's all about him, hey

01:06:07Something inside, there's something inside

01:06:10Something inside, yeah

01:06:28Hey

01:06:35Hey

01:06:45You just gonna chew your straw and not go wait until the waiter comes and gets that order?

01:06:50I'm hungry

01:06:53What?

01:06:56You know, one of these days, I'm gonna have to come and audit your show

01:06:59You still trying to prove that everything I say is wrong, huh?

01:07:03No, I just wanna come audit your show to get some pointers just in case you, uh, break my heart

01:07:10Well, funny, tomorrow's taping is live, so you should come and sit in on that

01:07:15Well, I just might

01:07:17Um, Madison, look, I gotta take some

01:07:26You know what, after my show, why don't we go back to my place?

01:07:30I don't know, maybe we can have some drinks or watch a movie or something

01:07:35Sounds funny

01:07:37But sheesh, don't sound so excited

01:07:40This is supposed to be a special moment for you

01:07:44Is it?

01:07:44I know what you like

01:07:47I know what you like

01:07:47You like those rom-coms

01:07:49Yeah

01:07:49No

01:07:49No, no, no

01:07:51No, not the rom-com

01:07:52Okay

01:07:52Slasher films

01:07:54Ah

01:07:54Okay, stop making

01:07:56You can't be stabbing these people here

01:07:59You black

01:08:01I hope you're not afraid of the dark

01:08:10What?

01:08:14Nothing

01:08:14It's just thinking about how much fun we're gonna have

01:08:17Good

01:08:19Hey, it's Ethan

01:08:21Hey

01:08:22Hey

01:08:28Hey

01:08:28Yo, I think he did it again

01:08:31I read that part too

01:08:32It's really good

01:08:35So what's going on, man?

01:08:36You haven't called into the show in a while

01:08:38I haven't needed to

01:08:39I mean, ever since I found my baby

01:08:43See, I was wondering what this connection between the two of you was all about

01:08:46But then Christian told me about your book and how he changed his life

01:08:51Then I realized I have you to thank for him almost killing me with those flowers

01:08:56Oh, so now it's all starting to make sense

01:08:59Right

01:09:02Yeah, he's been spending a lot of time with her

01:09:05I don't think so

01:09:08Look, Ethan and Madison will be over as soon as the book's done

01:09:12No, he doesn't love her

01:09:16I know she has no idea that the book is about her either

01:09:20Look, I'm telling you, he's on top of it

01:09:22He was a little shaky at first, but he got on track

01:09:25It's almost done

01:09:31So, how is this going?

01:09:34I don't know

01:09:35How is it going, huh, babe?

01:09:38Annoyingly well

01:09:53Ethan, I really want to say thank you for it

01:09:56No, no, no thanks needed, you didn't

01:09:58No, no, no, no, seriously, if it wasn't for you

01:10:00I'd still be walking around that bookstore checking your breath

01:10:03You saw that?

01:10:06Of course

01:10:06All I heard was this heavy breathing

01:10:08He was like

01:10:10I have asthma

01:10:11Okay

01:10:19Believe me when I say that being proved right

01:10:22No matter how many times

01:10:24Is the worst feeling in the world

01:10:29Well, we just saw the two of you having a good time

01:10:32Just wanted to say hi

01:10:33Well, we appreciate you stopping by

01:10:35And I see what's going on here, too

01:10:38So, keep up the good work, Ethan

01:10:40I will definitely try

01:10:41I haven't seen Madison this happy in years

01:10:46I'll see y'all

01:10:46Have a good night

01:10:50Alright, baby

01:10:53I'm kinda really happy for them

01:10:55You should've seen Christian before I got a hold of him

01:10:57Total dumpster fire

01:11:01How's your book coming?

01:11:04Hmm?

01:11:06Your book?

01:11:09It's coming along fine

01:11:12What is it about?

01:11:15My book?

01:11:17Um, just a follow up

01:11:19From my first book

01:11:21About what?

01:11:23Yeah

01:11:24I'mma get you a refill

01:11:27Is your book about me?

01:11:30What?

01:11:33Is your book about me, Ethan?

01:11:36Who told you that?

01:11:39Wow

01:11:41Who told me that?

01:11:42Not

01:11:42No, Madison, are you absurd?

01:11:44No, of course your book is about you

01:11:46Does it matter?

01:11:47Madison

01:11:47Huh?

01:11:48You know what?

01:11:48Just...

01:11:49Madison, if you just let me explain

01:11:51Stop, Ethan, just stop

01:11:53If you just let me explain

01:11:55Thank you

01:11:56Because for a second

01:12:23Because for a second

01:12:24I almost forgot who I was

01:12:25There is something they're not

01:12:27There is something they're not

01:12:28They're the most dangerous kind

01:12:29The mind's getting torn apart

01:12:35You begin to fall for one because you think they're different from the rest

01:12:39But it hurts more than anything because you then realize you were wrong

01:12:49You make it seem like there's no one you can trust

01:12:53Sadly, that's the way it is sometimes

01:12:58Let's take a quick break

01:13:00We'll be right back with our live show after we pay some bills

01:13:10All right, and we're back

01:13:12Where I left off, I was saying that I would...

01:13:17Who put these here?

01:13:22I did

01:13:26What are you doing here, Ethan?

01:13:29Yellow or white roses can be seen as friendship

01:13:32And a dozen is coming on too strong

01:13:35But a dozen can let someone know you're serious

01:13:38And red is the universal color of love

01:13:44And I assume those are words out of your book?

01:13:47Come on, Madison, you know they're from my book because I know you read it

01:13:51Guys, you know we're live right now, right?

01:13:55What's your point, Ethan?

01:13:57My point is those words weren't just from my book

01:14:00They were from me

01:14:02Oh

01:14:03And what are the exact words out of your new book, hmm?

01:14:10All right, look, Madison, they were gonna drop me

01:14:12Oh, they were...

01:14:13And I couldn't tell you what the book was about because if...

01:14:15Because you knew that I wasn't gonna stick around and allow you to make a fool out of me

01:14:18No, no, I'm not like them

01:14:20No, you're not like them, you know what? You're worse

01:14:23Matter of fact, I can tell you exactly what you're...

01:14:25You know what you are?

01:14:25What? What?

01:14:27Caring? Funny? Charming?

01:14:29You're a f******

01:14:31I knew it when we met outside

01:14:33I knew it when I decided to link up with you for dinner

01:14:35I felt it in my intuition but I decided to ignore it

01:14:37So you and that book of yours can go straight to hell

01:14:42Okay, I messed up

01:14:43I messed up royally, okay?

01:14:45And I know it doesn't mean much right now but...

01:14:48I wish I never wrote a single word of the first part of that book

01:14:53But the second half...

01:14:55The second half was way different

01:14:58I trusted you

01:14:59And I never broke that

01:15:00You lied to me

01:15:01You hid who you really were

01:15:03I showed you exactly who I was

01:15:05But did you?

01:15:06Or was it all an act?

01:15:08What role or what character are you playing right now?

01:15:11You know what sucks about all of this?

01:15:13Is that I would never be able to trust you again because I don't know who you really are

01:15:17You are the exact reason why I wrote my book

01:15:22In the beginning

01:15:25If you knew what I had planned, would you even give us a chance?

01:15:31I thought so

01:15:33Madison, why can't you just admit that you're scared?

01:15:37Scared of what?

01:15:38Scared of us

01:15:39Of yourself

01:15:40Hell, of letting go

01:15:41Of letting go?

01:15:42So you want me to just look past the fact that you intentionally pursued me

01:15:46Just so you could write a book about how easy it was to have one up on me?

01:15:49The first half of the book, yes

01:15:51What? Are you kidding me?

01:15:54How can anyone look past that?

01:15:55Because none of that shit matters now

01:16:00Look, I know it sucks

01:16:02But we're here now

01:16:04We just let it go

01:16:07Just let it go?

01:16:08Yes

01:16:10Because what happened after that

01:16:12The second half of the book

01:16:15I know you know because you were there too

01:16:25I don't believe you

01:16:30Madison

01:16:32Madison, please

01:16:35Middle of the book

01:16:36the fifth day

01:16:44Here's a project

01:16:44I'm sorry

01:16:46I didn't know

01:16:47I should be there too

01:16:48I'm sorry

01:16:52I'm sorry

01:17:04You know, sometimes you just think it's easy, like it's all a game, and then you fall, and

01:17:16you realize that you can't govern someone's heart from the pages of a book.

01:17:20It takes time, work, honesty, and most of all, trust.

01:17:33Until next time.

01:17:56I'll see you next time.

01:18:02Oh, my God.

01:18:27Oh, my God.

01:18:56Ethan, this is great.

01:18:58You really outdid yourself.

01:19:03Thanks, man.

01:19:07Hey, man.

01:19:08The results from the focus group are back.

01:19:10They loved it.

01:19:12Smile, man.

01:19:13You back.

01:19:15Look, we've got you on all the major shows starting in a few weeks, so why don't you get some

01:19:20rest?

01:19:22The roller coaster is going to start soon.

01:19:26Great.

01:19:27We done here?

01:19:31E.

01:19:31Hey, we know what you gave up for this, man.

01:19:54Okay, so we have to start off

01:19:57with a now viral moment on Madison Marks' podcast.

01:20:01Of course.

01:20:03So tell us what happened.

01:20:05Did you know you were live?

01:20:06Um, well, no.

01:20:08I didn't know we were live.

01:20:10And, I mean, Madison and I, we had a thing.

01:20:13And now it's over.

01:20:17That's it.

01:20:19That's it?

01:20:21Um, well, no.

01:20:23I didn't know we were live.

01:20:26And, I mean, Madison and I, we had a thing.

01:20:29And now it's over.

01:20:32That's it.

01:20:34That's it.

01:20:37Okay, well, we do have the new book out, Love the Hard Way.

01:20:44So, there's actually a rumor going around

01:20:47that the book is about Madison.

01:20:50But no one can confirm that for us.

01:20:53So, Ethan, can you give us exclusive?

01:20:59Is the book about Madison?

01:21:26Um, yeah.

01:21:29Yeah, it is.

01:21:33Wow.

01:21:37Okay, um, wow.

01:21:39Because I read the whole book.

01:21:42And if the book is about her, then...

01:21:47Wow.

01:21:49Okay.

01:21:53Woo.

01:21:54All right, um...

01:21:57So, what brought all this on?

01:22:03Because I love her.

01:22:12I'm in love with her.

01:22:21I am at a loss for words.

01:22:25Does she know?

01:22:28I don't think so.

01:22:30We haven't spoken in a while.

01:22:35This is a mess.

01:22:37I mean, the whole book was a mess.

01:22:40But I'm not gonna lie.

01:22:41If I had a chance to do it again, I would,

01:22:44because...

01:22:45I wouldn't have met her if I didn't.

01:22:56I wouldn't have met her if I didn't.

01:22:58Talk about a hopeless romantic.

01:23:01Um, hope I didn't spoil anything for you guys.

01:23:04We will take it, even if you did.

01:23:07Uh, well...

01:23:08I don't know how to follow up with that, so, uh...

01:23:12Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:23:13I have a word for my...

01:23:15A word for my producers.

01:23:19Okay.

01:23:22Okay.

01:23:24Okay.

01:23:25All right.

01:23:26Well, this is a first.

01:23:29We have a call-in.

01:23:31And Ethan,

01:23:33it's for you.

01:23:43Hey.

01:23:51Hey.

01:24:04And Ethan,

01:24:05it's for down, yeah.

01:24:30Thinking back on those nights that we shared in that September.

01:24:34I see a purple neon light.

01:24:37I see the shape of your body, remember?

01:24:40Thinking back on those days all alone in that November.

01:24:45I see my thoughts going way off track.

01:24:48And still I find my way back to know when it moved right from wrong.

01:24:52And still, after all, I found...

01:24:56I found you.

01:25:00Before I knew you,

01:25:02My heart was sailing on an endless sea

01:25:09Before I knew you

01:25:12I didn't know what love could be

01:25:17I didn't know

01:25:20I didn't know

01:25:28You know

01:25:28How are the actual real things

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