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00:00:19Once I loved
00:00:23And I gave so much love to this love
00:00:26It was the world to me
00:00:32Once I cried
00:00:36At the thought I was foolish and proud
00:00:41And let you say goodbye
00:00:46Then one day
00:00:50From my infinite sadness you came
00:00:55And love it all again
00:00:59Now
00:01:01Now I know
00:01:05That no matter
00:01:07Whatever befalls
00:01:08I'll never let you go
00:01:11I will hold you close
00:01:15Night and day
00:01:19Because love is the saddest thing
00:01:22When it goes away
00:01:27You know goldfish have only a three second memory
00:01:31That means if it takes three seconds to swim around the bowl
00:01:34Everything is new
00:01:35Each time two goldfish meet
00:01:37It's like it's the first time
00:01:40It's just like humans really
00:01:42Each time we fall in love
00:01:43It's as if we're doing it for the first time
00:01:46Some kind of chemical reaction kicks in
00:01:48And wipes out all the memories
00:01:49Of how painful the last heartbreak was
00:01:51And we think
00:01:52Wow
00:01:53This is great
00:01:54This is new
00:01:56This is different
00:01:57Like women
00:01:58Forgetting the pain of childbirth
00:02:00Lovely
00:02:01So we never change
00:02:02Or learn
00:02:03Or grow
00:02:04We simply go round and round
00:02:05Repeating the same mistakes
00:02:06Until we die
00:02:07But what's the point?
00:02:09Love
00:02:10What is love?
00:02:13I brought you a present
00:02:15Hmm
00:02:15It's all
00:02:18Rilke's poems?
00:02:19Yes
00:02:21In German?
00:02:24Yes
00:02:24With facing translation
00:02:26Thanks
00:02:27Here
00:02:28Look at page 23
00:02:29Again and again
00:02:31Again and again
00:02:32Even knowing the landscape of love
00:02:35And the little church out there with its sorrowing names
00:02:38And the hauntingly silent abyss
00:02:41Into which the others descend
00:02:44No, I think more something like
00:02:46Um
00:02:47Champion
00:02:47No
00:02:51Cuckoo
00:02:53Ah
00:02:53Holy mother of God
00:02:55I'm so sorry
00:03:00I'm sorry
00:03:01Yeah, look, you're fine
00:03:04Sorry
00:03:08Typical
00:03:14Wah
00:03:17Phew
00:03:21Hear
00:03:21Surprise, surprise
00:03:22It's raining on Sir Patrick's day
00:03:24Uh
00:03:24All right
00:03:30That looks quite interesting
00:03:32Hi, I'm Angie Power from the Nine O'Clock News.
00:03:34Yeah, I recognise you.
00:03:36I was wondering if you'd like to come over and tell us what this is all about.
00:03:39Sure.
00:03:42Um, so why are you here?
00:03:44Well, there's ample evidence to support the fact that Patrick was North African
00:03:48and that many of his beliefs reflected the teachings of ancient Egyptian religion.
00:03:53The Catholic Church, of course, has simply used Patrick as propaganda
00:04:00to squelch out the indigenous religions of the day.
00:04:03That's very interesting.
00:04:05Yeah, they did the same thing to Jesus.
00:04:07Right. I'd love to hear more about this.
00:04:11Maybe you could give me a ring sometime.
00:04:16Oh, okay.
00:04:18Cheers.
00:04:30She's the new semiotics professor.
00:04:33She's nice, isn't she?
00:04:36Not my type.
00:04:37What, over 30?
00:04:40Yeah.
00:04:42You're going to have to watch yourself with these young ones.
00:04:45Why?
00:04:48Apparently, one of your, um, recent conquests went off and cried to mommy
00:04:52and they filed a report.
00:04:55That's ridiculous.
00:04:57Getting your heart broken is as much a part of first love as moonlight and roses.
00:05:02God save us from Irish mammies.
00:05:04Well, you might choose to believe that, but the Dean...
00:05:06Look, I love these girls, each and every one of them,
00:05:09and my actions are dictated only by love.
00:05:12I provide them with a safe place to blossom,
00:05:14and when they want to, they can move on.
00:05:16That's very noble.
00:05:17I like to think so.
00:05:20No, no, no, no, no,
00:05:22no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:05:30no, no, no, no.
00:05:31No.
00:05:34No.
00:05:46Again and again, we walk out together under the ancient trees,
00:05:52lie down again and again amongst the flowers,
00:05:56face to face with the heavens.
00:06:04All right, I'll breathe again.
00:06:06Make sure to read the sorrows of the young bird every next week.
00:06:18You want to see me?
00:06:21Ah, yes.
00:06:22Yes, Isolde.
00:06:23That was a brilliant essay.
00:06:25Oh.
00:06:26Really insightful.
00:06:27Oh, thanks.
00:06:28You know, I especially liked your view on the notion of half-in-love that Keats talks about,
00:06:32because, of course, you've hit on his very weakness.
00:06:34And being half-in-love is like being half-pregnant, isn't it?
00:06:37Yes, that's what I think.
00:06:39I mean, you either are in love, or you aren't.
00:06:45Yes.
00:06:51Are you walking out?
00:06:52Yes.
00:06:54Of course, there's a difference between love and attraction.
00:06:59Oh, yes, of course, even though attraction sometimes feels like love.
00:07:04It's a funny old business, isn't it?
00:07:07Yeah, sometimes.
00:07:09For your sake, I don't.
00:07:11I just know I do sometimes, eh?
00:07:14Anyway, it's all important.
00:07:15I don't care.
00:07:23It'd be nice to kind of light you to go.
00:07:27Okay?
00:07:29I'll say, let it go, I'll tell you.
00:07:30Okay.
00:07:31Do you speak German?
00:07:34A bit.
00:07:35Ah, yes.
00:07:36You see, I thought you understood that bit of the quote.
00:07:38Is that a test?
00:07:38No.
00:07:39No, no, no.
00:07:40No, just an in-joke.
00:07:41An intimate joke.
00:07:55Hiya.
00:07:56Hand delivery to the signatory only.
00:07:58Sorry, could you hold on?
00:07:59I'll call you back.
00:08:00Sands.
00:08:01You see, it starts with a toothbrush,
00:08:04and the next thing we're fighting over the laundry.
00:08:06Now, if you want true love and commitment,
00:08:08get a puppy.
00:08:16Oh, for sake.
00:08:25I'd ask you about before my flatmate sleeps during the day.
00:08:28He's a security guard.
00:08:29Ah, thank you, anyway.
00:08:30Oh, Isolde, could you do me a little favor?
00:08:33Sure.
00:08:34Could you, um, whisper to me in German?
00:08:38Whisper to you?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:40I just adore whispered German.
00:08:44Could you?
00:08:45Oh, what should I say?
00:08:46Oh, anything.
00:08:48Just tell me something you like.
00:08:52Please?
00:09:15Hello, hi.
00:09:16Is that Redburn?
00:09:17Yeah.
00:09:17Hi, this is, um, Bozo.
00:09:19You locked your bike to mine.
00:09:21It's easy knowing you don't make a fucking living on a bike.
00:09:24Well, I get off work at six, so...
00:09:26Okay.
00:09:27I'll see you then, at the bike.
00:09:29Okay, all right.
00:09:30I'll see you then.
00:09:30Okay.
00:09:31Bye.
00:09:32I'm an idiot.
00:09:33I'm an idiot.
00:09:40Lara!
00:09:41Oh, my God.
00:09:42What was I thinking of?
00:09:44I completely forgot.
00:09:45How long have you been here?
00:09:46I am so sorry.
00:09:48Come in.
00:09:48Come in.
00:09:51So, why did you say you were delayed?
00:09:54Oh, I had to have a little chat with one of the students.
00:09:56Which student?
00:09:58You wouldn't know her.
00:09:59What's her name?
00:10:01Isolde.
00:10:02Lovely.
00:10:06So.
00:10:07Good kisser?
00:10:09What are you talking about?
00:10:11You're a crap liar.
00:10:12I saw you, Tom.
00:10:14And, you know, I don't even care about you being with other women,
00:10:17or lying about it, but you're pathetic.
00:10:19And one day soon, you're going to end up a sad, lonely old man
00:10:23with a guilty conscience.
00:10:25Goodbye.
00:10:42You again?
00:10:43Have you got something against me?
00:10:45I'm so sorry, man.
00:10:46I can't believe it's...
00:10:47I don't know.
00:10:48I'm an idiot.
00:10:49You're all right.
00:10:50Would you mind unlocking it now, though?
00:10:52Oh, Jesus.
00:10:53Yeah, of course.
00:10:54Sorry.
00:10:55Sorry.
00:10:59Listen, thanks.
00:11:00Listen, um, I want to give you something for the wages that you lost.
00:11:04Oh, don't be silly.
00:11:06You just buy me a drink sometime.
00:11:09Yeah, all right.
00:11:10Great.
00:11:11See you.
00:11:12See you.
00:11:13See you.
00:11:27Hello, Angie.
00:11:28It's Clara.
00:11:30Hello, Clara.
00:11:32No, of course I remember you.
00:11:34Yes, yes.
00:11:37I'd love to.
00:11:38What about Thursday night?
00:11:41Perfect.
00:11:41Do you know Miss Julie's?
00:11:44Harkhurst Street.
00:11:45Seven o'clock?
00:11:47Perfect.
00:11:47Fantastic.
00:11:48I'll see you then.
00:11:49Okay.
00:11:49Bye.
00:11:51Yes!
00:11:52Yes!
00:11:54Yes!
00:11:54Yes!
00:11:55Yes!
00:11:55Yes!
00:11:55Yes!
00:11:57Yes!
00:11:58Yes!
00:11:59Yes!
00:12:00Yes!
00:12:02Yes!
00:12:04Yes!
00:12:08Yes!
00:12:13Yes!
00:12:16Yes!
00:12:17Yes!
00:12:17Yes!
00:12:17Yes!
00:12:18Yes!
00:12:21Yes!
00:12:21Yes!
00:12:21Hi!
00:12:22Hello!
00:12:23I'm so sorry, my lady.
00:12:24I've got a hell of a work.
00:12:25No problem.
00:12:25How are you doing?
00:12:26I'm good, I'm good.
00:12:27How are you?
00:12:27I'm great.
00:12:28Would you like a drink?
00:12:29I'd love one.
00:12:30Excellent.
00:12:31Love.
00:12:32I mean, what is love?
00:12:34By the way, I brought you a little something.
00:12:37Oh, thank you.
00:12:40Oh, wow!
00:12:42Wilkes-Powens.
00:12:44In the original German.
00:12:46Yes.
00:12:47With facing translation.
00:12:49I was hoping you might whisper one to me later.
00:12:54Why don't you look at page 23.
00:12:56Okay.
00:12:56You?
00:12:57Again and again.
00:12:59Again and again.
00:13:01Again and again.
00:13:01Even knowing that.
00:13:02You know, the usual.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:04Got my heart broken in 17 places, but, uh...
00:13:08Well, I learnt a lot.
00:13:10And you?
00:13:11Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:13Um...
00:13:14Not really.
00:13:15A girlfriend?
00:13:17No.
00:13:17Sorry.
00:13:18I just...
00:13:18You know, I didn't want to presume that you're straight.
00:13:22I mean, if you're not, it doesn't matter.
00:13:25Are you?
00:13:26Um...
00:13:27I dunno.
00:13:29Well, my best friend and I used to practice kissing on each other when we were 13, but, um...
00:13:34That doesn't really count, does it?
00:13:36Well, it depends.
00:13:38Did you enjoy it?
00:13:40I suppose.
00:13:42Um...
00:13:43Jesus.
00:13:44I haven't thought about this until now, but, uh...
00:13:47I suppose we...
00:13:50did it more than once, so...
00:13:54Um...
00:13:56Would you like another drink?
00:13:57Oh, yes please.
00:14:34Are you sure you've never slept with a woman before?
00:14:39I guess I'm just a natural.
00:14:44Rosie?
00:14:45Coo-coo.
00:14:50Hello.
00:14:52Nice niggers.
00:14:54Do you like them?
00:14:56Sure.
00:14:58Are they new?
00:15:00I got them for you.
00:15:03Thanks, but I don't think they'd suit me.
00:15:06You know what I mean.
00:15:08Do you want a beer?
00:15:10I'm on a butt brush. I'm on a butt brush.
00:15:13With every word, mind, rhyme, I push.
00:15:15I'm on a butt brush. I'm on a butt brush.
00:15:17With every pan, with five, like I touch.
00:15:20I'm on a butt brush. I'm on a rush to rush.
00:15:23I'm on a butt brush. I'm flipping out a sush.
00:15:25Their wedding break, keeping money, broke, broke, broke.
00:15:27You don't want me to stop.
00:15:28Go get back, you'll get exterminated.
00:15:30Take another one.
00:15:30Oh my god. He can't be more than 12.
00:15:32You don't want me to stop.
00:15:32Why? Do you feel old?
00:15:34Get exterminated.
00:15:48I had a great time.
00:15:50Me too.
00:15:51See you tonight?
00:15:52Can't wait.
00:16:06Good morning, Eddie.
00:16:08Good morning.
00:16:16You are a divine creature.
00:16:19No, no, no, seriously.
00:16:20Seriously.
00:16:24I love everything about you.
00:16:26I love the way you talk.
00:16:29The way you move.
00:16:33The way that lock of hair falls down over your eye.
00:16:39I'm crazy about you, Isolt.
00:16:41I love your name.
00:16:46I love you.
00:16:51I thought we were just going to have some fun.
00:16:54But we are having fun.
00:16:56Aren't we?
00:17:01Let's just keep it light, okay?
00:17:04I mean, I just got out of a heavy relationship.
00:17:07I don't want to get back into one.
00:17:09Of course, of course.
00:17:12Sorry.
00:17:13Don't be sorry.
00:17:15I'll go get dressed.
00:17:18Right.
00:17:28So, what's today's disaster, then?
00:17:30Sheila Devine.
00:17:31You know, the wife of that TD.
00:17:33Oh, your man that had the affair with the woman from the newspaper?
00:17:36Only for 17 years.
00:17:38Jesus.
00:17:40Mrs. Devine, how could you not know that she was deceiving you?
00:17:43Who?
00:17:44Sorry?
00:17:45Who was deceiving me?
00:17:47Your husband.
00:17:47Oh, no, no.
00:17:50No, I had no idea.
00:17:51No idea.
00:17:52Did you never suspect that she was lying to you?
00:17:54Sorry, who?
00:17:56Your husband.
00:17:56It sounded like you said she.
00:17:59She?
00:18:00Yes, she was lying to you.
00:18:01Who?
00:18:02That's what I mean.
00:18:20Hi.
00:18:22Hello.
00:18:23A little light reading?
00:18:25Research.
00:18:26Sure.
00:18:27What are you working on?
00:18:29You don't want to know.
00:18:30No, really?
00:18:32Oh, it's just paper on quantum physics and Stone Age architecture.
00:18:37You know, spirals and algorithms and all that.
00:18:40Oh.
00:18:43You doing research?
00:18:45Yes, yes, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, there's, uh, this paper, it's sort of, um, ready to go?
00:18:52Yeah, yeah.
00:18:54See you.
00:18:56Bye.
00:19:02Oh, look.
00:19:08Don't you ever want kids?
00:19:09Jesus Christ.
00:19:10I'm 22.
00:19:11Give us a chance.
00:19:12Oh, stop it.
00:19:13Would you just sit down?
00:19:15Sorry.
00:19:19Hiya.
00:19:20Box of matches, please.
00:19:22Box of matches.
00:19:22Bozo, how's it going?
00:19:26Hiya.
00:19:26Um, Red.
00:19:28Yeah.
00:19:28Listen, drinks all around.
00:19:31Well, here and here anyway.
00:19:33What are you having?
00:19:35Um, well, I, I, I have to, um, I owe you a drink, sir.
00:19:40That's true, you do.
00:19:41We'll have a tequila, thanks.
00:19:43I'll have tequila and I'll have a pint, please.
00:19:46Oh, great.
00:19:46I'm just in the mood to have a beer spilled to me.
00:19:50Over in the streets!
00:19:52Go on the piss!
00:19:53Go on the piss!
00:19:54Oh, when the saints go on the piss!
00:19:58I want to be absolutely punished!
00:20:02Oh, when the saints go on the piss!
00:20:04Go on the piss!
00:20:05Oh, when the saints...
00:20:07Shh!
00:20:09Shh!
00:20:10This is it.
00:20:11Right.
00:20:12I mean, I'd ask you what, but, uh...
00:20:14Girlfriend.
00:20:15Yeah.
00:20:16Yeah.
00:20:22Come back to my place.
00:20:24I can't.
00:20:25Why not?
00:20:26I have a girlfriend and...
00:20:27Yeah, so you keep saying.
00:20:29I'm not gay.
00:20:31Of course you're not.
00:20:37I think I love you.
00:20:49I'm sorry.
00:20:51Should I not have said that?
00:20:58I don't like using words like love.
00:21:01Why not?
00:21:03I love you really means do you love me?
00:21:06And I own you and all that crap.
00:21:10That's not true.
00:21:12You know, I...
00:21:14I don't expect you to love me back.
00:21:18It'll be nice.
00:21:21But...
00:21:24I really like you, auntie.
00:21:30Well, I really like you, too.
00:21:38Where are you going?
00:21:42To the loo.
00:21:44Oh.
00:21:46Sorry.
00:21:48Sorry.
00:22:14I'd love us to spend some...
00:22:15Some real time together.
00:22:17I'm seeing someone else, you know.
00:22:20Oh, yeah?
00:22:21Yeah.
00:22:22A woman.
00:22:25Cool.
00:22:26You don't have a problem with that?
00:22:28Why should I have a problem if you're bisexual?
00:22:30Who said anything about bisexual?
00:22:32Maybe I've turned lesbian.
00:22:36Have you?
00:22:38Would you have a problem with that?
00:22:39No way, babe.
00:22:41I believe in freedom in every possible way.
00:22:43You're beautiful.
00:22:45Of course everyone's going to want you.
00:22:46I can appreciate that.
00:22:47So you'd be cool about me seeing her and you at the same time?
00:22:51Yeah.
00:22:52Sure, babe.
00:22:54Why should we be limited to some antiquated bourgeois concept of monogamy?
00:22:57If you're attracted to someone, there's a reason for it
00:23:00and you owe it to yourself to find out what that reason is.
00:23:02Everyone in our lives is sent to us to teach us something.
00:23:04It's part of our karma from our past lives.
00:23:06So if the gods see fit to send you someone,
00:23:08who are you to question their judgment?
00:23:10You just have to say yes to life.
00:23:12Yes to love.
00:23:13Yes to pleasure.
00:23:13You just have to say yes, yes, yes.
00:23:15Let me smell it.
00:23:16Let me taste it.
00:23:17Let me feel it.
00:23:18I might die tomorrow.
00:23:19Give it all to me now.
00:23:21Do you know what I mean?
00:23:23Yes.
00:23:25Hi, it's Isolde.
00:23:26Leave a message and I'll call you back.
00:23:29Just my name, Isolde.
00:23:30Yeah, it's me again.
00:23:31Look, I'm sorry to leave so many messages.
00:23:33It's just, er...
00:23:34Look, I was worried about you, okay?
00:23:36I hope you're all right.
00:23:38You're left without a note or anything, so, er...
00:23:40Listen, give us a ring sometime and, er...
00:23:44I'm sorry to be rambling on, er...
00:23:46I'm at home and I'd love to see you, okay?
00:23:49Er, bye.
00:23:51What?
00:23:53You're a terrible man.
00:23:56Cuckoo!
00:23:58Sorry, I have to go.
00:24:07Hi, it's Clara.
00:24:08You know what to do.
00:24:09Hi, Clara.
00:24:10Yeah, Tom here.
00:24:11Just wanted to see how you are.
00:24:17I want to go dancing.
00:24:20We can dance right here.
00:24:25Okay.
00:24:26So you want to go out dancing?
00:24:29You never get bored just hanging around.
00:24:31You want to go dancing?
00:24:32I want to go dancing.
00:24:34Okay.
00:24:35So let's go dancing.
00:24:37Good.
00:24:38Fine.
00:24:42You know, Rosie, you don't get a medal for the amount of time you're sticking with the fella.
00:24:47I know.
00:24:47I know.
00:24:48I mean, every second you're unhappy is a waste of time.
00:24:51And that's a sin.
00:24:53Oh, God.
00:24:53Look, let's get another drink.
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:55Now you're talking.
00:24:56Hello, lovely ladies.
00:24:58How would you like a little libation?
00:25:00I'll go for a glass of champagne.
00:25:02Wouldn't you, Rosie?
00:25:03Yeah.
00:25:03Yeah, we'll have two cur royales, mister.
00:25:06A royal nectar for a royal highness.
00:25:09Christ, Helen, we'll be lumbered with him all night.
00:25:11I will catch a drink often.
00:25:18Give me two cur royales for those two wagons in the window.
00:25:21One of those two wagons is my girlfriend.
00:25:24Ah, well, my condolences.
00:25:27You can buy her the drink, son.
00:25:31Hang on.
00:25:32What's this?
00:25:33Ha, ha.
00:25:34Guess you'll just have to spend the night with me with no men.
00:25:36Gee, you beggar.
00:25:38Sorry about the phone.
00:25:40It must have got cut off.
00:25:41What are you doing here?
00:25:42What time do you finish?
00:25:43I can't.
00:25:44My girlfriend is here.
00:25:45Here?
00:25:46Where?
00:25:47Which one is she?
00:25:48She's over there.
00:25:51Lovely.
00:25:52I wouldn't have thought you'd be the dally board type.
00:25:54Or the other one.
00:25:59You know, you could do better.
00:26:01Do you want to order something?
00:26:03Yeah, I'll have a beer, thanks.
00:26:05What time do you say you finish?
00:26:06I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love
00:26:11you, I love you, I love you.
00:26:11Huh?
00:26:12How did it look?
00:26:13I look f***ing dreadful.
00:26:15Oh God, I mean you look great in going to the house.
00:26:17Sharon, how's it going?
00:26:18Oh, Konzo, how are you doing?
00:26:20Konzo, this is Angie.
00:26:21Oh, hi Angie, cool, Claire has told me a lot about you.
00:26:24Oh really?
00:26:25Yeah, she's some chick, what?
00:26:28What?
00:26:30Konzo, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but we're kind of in the middle of something, so do
00:26:34you mind leaving us alone?
00:26:35Ah, sure babe, if I get you, lovely to meet you, I'll see you again.
00:26:44Who is that?
00:26:45It's a guy from college.
00:26:46You told him a lot about me?
00:26:48No.
00:26:49Oh.
00:26:50He's just being obnoxious.
00:26:52Now that's a word, alright, arrogant little prick.
00:26:54I love this song.
00:26:55Dance with me.
00:26:56I love you.
00:27:04I love you.
00:27:10I treated you unkindly.
00:27:17I treated you unkindly.
00:27:21I love you.
00:27:23I love you.
00:27:26I love you.
00:27:27I love you.
00:27:28I love you.
00:27:31I love you.
00:27:32I love you.
00:27:33I love you.
00:27:35I love you.
00:27:36I love you.
00:27:37I love you.
00:27:38I love you.
00:27:39I love you.
00:27:44I love you.
00:27:45Abby, where are you going?
00:27:46I'm leaving.
00:27:47Where?
00:27:48Can I come with you?
00:27:48You can do what you like.
00:27:49Well, I'll just get my stuff.
00:27:50What, you mean say goodnight to him?
00:27:51No.
00:27:52I'll be outside.
00:27:53I've been so many places.
00:27:58I love you.
00:27:59It'll be a minute.
00:28:00My friend's just coming.
00:28:01Oh, well, now it's a busy old night.
00:28:03Look, turn on the meter if you like.
00:28:05She'll be right here.
00:28:05Yeah, she better be.
00:28:06Because if there's one thing I f***ing hate, it's wait.
00:28:13Hey.
00:28:14Are you your one off the telly?
00:28:16Listen, why don't you guys go ahead?
00:28:17I'll catch up with you.
00:28:18Ah, no.
00:28:19Shall we wait?
00:28:19There's only another ten minutes.
00:28:20The boss says I have to work late.
00:28:22But you're closing.
00:28:23What does he want you to do?
00:28:25There's a big clean-up in the storeroom tonight.
00:28:29Poor thing.
00:28:30Oh, look.
00:28:31I'm not that pushed about going out anyway.
00:28:33I mean, I don't mind waiting.
00:28:35Do you, Helen?
00:28:36No?
00:28:37No?
00:28:37We can get pissed as easily here is in there, Banner.
00:28:39But this place is crap!
00:28:43David, are you all right?
00:28:44Of course I'm all right.
00:28:45You're sweating.
00:28:46Fine, I'm fine.
00:28:48Time of the month.
00:28:49He's having a hot flush.
00:28:51I dug in.
00:28:53Not tonight.
00:28:55Well, how about Thursday night, then?
00:29:01You're okay.
00:29:05See you later.
00:29:06Follows up.
00:29:13He's nice.
00:29:21Are you coming to my place?
00:29:23Am I not?
00:29:24If you want.
00:29:25What's wrong, Angie?
00:29:26I don't enjoy being made a fool of.
00:29:28What do you mean?
00:29:29I mean your friend.
00:29:31Conzo.
00:29:31Whatever.
00:29:32What about him?
00:29:33Is there something going on between you two?
00:29:35Not really.
00:29:37Not really.
00:29:39Christ.
00:29:40What?
00:29:41I don't see what the problem is.
00:29:43You and I didn't swear to be monogamous.
00:29:44That's a separate issue.
00:29:45I don't enjoy being humiliated.
00:29:47You wouldn't.
00:29:48You are jealous.
00:29:50Jesus, I haven't even got to jealous yet.
00:29:51I'm still trying to get to the basic truth.
00:29:54Are you seeing him as well as me?
00:29:56Maybe.
00:29:57Would you mind if I did?
00:30:01Honestly, yes, I would.
00:30:02Why?
00:30:04There's no competition.
00:30:05Oh, I'm sure it's a very enlightened idea, Clara, but my stomach just turns at the thought
00:30:08of it.
00:30:09I'm only expressing my bisexuality.
00:30:14Do you really want to lock me into a monogamous relationship?
00:30:16I don't want to lock you into anything.
00:30:18If you're unfulfilled by being with me, then you shouldn't be with me.
00:30:22Then maybe I shouldn't be with you.
00:30:28Is that what you want?
00:30:31Angie.
00:30:33Angie.
00:30:33I can't change the way I am.
00:30:35I wouldn't want you to.
00:30:37Angie.
00:30:40I do love you.
00:30:43I thought you said that word was forbidden.
00:30:45Nothing is forbidden.
00:30:46That's my point.
00:30:51Oh, Clara.
00:30:54I'm sorry.
00:30:56I'm sorry, too.
00:31:06Do you want a lift, Pat?
00:31:23I've just been thinking.
00:31:24Tom.
00:31:24Hi, Tom.
00:31:26What are you doing here?
00:31:27You've never sucked a little ferris.
00:31:29Take it easy, Tom.
00:31:30He's twisted out of his head.
00:31:31You're miserable little...
00:31:32What's wrong?
00:31:32But why him?
00:31:34Tom, if I were to have to drink after class, it's none of your business.
00:31:37Oh, so that's it.
00:31:38What we had meant nothing to you.
00:31:39You are a cruel woman.
00:31:40Come on, Tom.
00:31:41Calm down.
00:31:42Take this, Tom.
00:31:43Ow.
00:31:45Oh, my God.
00:31:46Oh, dear.
00:31:48Come on.
00:31:50Oh, God.
00:31:51Come on.
00:31:52Come on, come on, you cowards.
00:31:54Come on, I'll take on the two of you.
00:31:55What, are you afraid?
00:31:56Come on.
00:31:56Come on, you big girl's blows.
00:31:59Come on.
00:32:01I'm sad bastard.
00:32:02Here.
00:32:26Angie, what's wrong?
00:32:28It's Butch.
00:32:31We'll be right over.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:37Oh, you poor teen.
00:32:44Do you want me to, uh...
00:32:59I've got...
00:33:02I've got your hair...
00:33:08No.
00:33:14I just don't want Femme to be lonely.
00:33:19She must be so upset.
00:33:21She'll be okay.
00:33:24Look, tomorrow morning we'll go to the pet shop, yeah?
00:33:30Are you out tonight?
00:33:33With Clara.
00:33:35And how's it going?
00:33:41It's over.
00:33:44Why?
00:33:45What happened?
00:33:48She's seeing this stupid guy as well as me.
00:33:52She says she's bisexual.
00:33:55Or in everybody else.
00:33:57Don't you start.
00:33:59Well, 10% of people are gay.
00:34:0210% are straight.
00:34:04And everybody else is bi.
00:34:05That's my theory.
00:34:06Well, I'm sick of theories.
00:34:08Do you want some tequila?
00:34:10Oh, sure.
00:34:19Hi, Clara.
00:34:20Yeah, Tom here.
00:34:21Listen, just wanted to see you.
00:34:27I'm through with women.
00:34:28Men aren't any easier.
00:34:30Women are so complicated.
00:34:32Yeah, and men are so f**king simple.
00:34:35Imagine two women having PMT at the same time.
00:34:38Imagine two men who are equally selfish.
00:34:41Women are so sensitive.
00:34:43You know, and every day it's something different.
00:34:45Right when you think you've got a handle on it,
00:34:47something else happens and you're right back to square one.
00:34:50At least it's better than being with someone who's incapable of showing their feelings.
00:34:53And who just cares only about themselves.
00:34:55Yeah, but women have so many feelings, you know, and all they want to do is express them.
00:34:59The only feelings men express are hunger and lusts.
00:35:05I'd love that.
00:35:06I'd love your problems.
00:35:08To men.
00:35:09To women.
00:35:11To women.
00:35:21I don't think I'll ever find true love.
00:35:24Ever.
00:35:25Well, that's definitely not true.
00:35:32Oh, Brad.
00:35:34Why can't I just be attracted to you?
00:35:37That would be so much easier.
00:35:41You're my best friend.
00:35:43You understand me?
00:35:46And you're gorgeous looking.
00:35:48Well, if I had to be attracted to any woman, I'd be attracted to you.
00:36:15Rosie.
00:36:19Who did you think it was, David?
00:36:21You, Rosie. You.
00:36:59Mind if I join you?
00:37:01Oh, you must be on your own.
00:37:04Yeah, I am.
00:37:05Why?
00:37:05Because if you were with your fancy lesbian lover, you wouldn't be speaking to me.
00:37:09Konzo, that's not true.
00:37:10It is f***ing true.
00:37:12I thought you were cool.
00:37:13I am cool.
00:37:14I'm cool about you and whatever you want to do in bed, but I'm not cool about being treated like
00:37:17shit.
00:37:18I'm out of here.
00:37:35You wanted to see me.
00:37:39Lucy, I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your essay on Shelley's love is death metaphor.
00:37:44Thanks.
00:37:45Are you walking out?
00:37:47Yeah, I'm meeting somebody.
00:37:48Right.
00:37:50Would you like to get a cup of coffee sometime?
00:37:52Are you propositioning me?
00:37:54No. No, of course not.
00:37:56Because if you are, I just want to say I think you're a really nice guy, but...
00:38:00Well, I don't really go for older men.
00:38:04Sorry.
00:38:06No, no, no. I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your essay.
00:38:09Thanks.
00:38:11Right.
00:38:13Right.
00:38:24There you go.
00:38:25Oh, f*** you ready. You have saved my day.
00:38:27It's in my nature.
00:38:28You know, you're more than welcome to stay if you want.
00:38:31Oh, thanks.
00:38:31The idea of dining with six lesbians is tantalising, but who's coming anyway?
00:38:37Oh, there's Felicity and Sophie.
00:38:38Oh, I thought they split up.
00:38:40Oh, they had. But you know, they're still friends.
00:38:42Of course they are.
00:38:43And Felicity's bringing her new girlfriend, Sinead, who actually used to be Sophie's girlfriend before she met Felicity.
00:38:49Oh.
00:38:49I know, it's very intricate.
00:38:51Oh, and there's Emma and Jane.
00:38:53Are they still together?
00:38:54Oh, still breaking up.
00:38:57Of course. Emma and Felicity were lovers years and years ago.
00:39:00Oh, so is there going to be anyone at the table who isn't somebody's ex?
00:39:03Oh, well, Sinead's bringing her friend Kate, who I haven't met for.
00:39:07Of course, she's Karen Reynolds' ex.
00:39:10Well, if Kate was Karen's ex and Karen is Suzanne's ex, then Kate must be your ex's ex's ex.
00:39:17So, you two have got to sleep together, you know, complete the circle.
00:39:21Oh, no, no, no. I am through with love.
00:39:24I'm going to buy myself a puppy, settle down as a happy single person, and quit wasting my time kissing
00:39:29a bunch of frogs.
00:39:30That is a good plan. Listen, have a good time.
00:39:34What are you up to tonight?
00:39:36I'm meeting Prince Charming.
00:39:39Ooh.
00:39:45Take care, Kate. See you later. Bye.
00:39:47Bye.
00:39:48Bye.
00:39:50Yes, you're right.
00:39:55Oh, Kate.
00:40:01Some more wine?
00:40:03Why not?
00:40:11See you later.
00:40:17You're in my love.
00:40:19You're in my blood.
00:40:22You can be anything
00:40:24that you want.
00:40:27You climb into my mind.
00:40:30You drive everything inside wild.
00:40:33And then I curl around you madly.
00:40:35You say you remind me with your life.
00:40:39There are four corners on my bed.
00:40:44There are four angels overhead.
00:40:49This is a carriage I am safe inside.
00:40:53It's refuge where my horse is riding to the stormy night.
00:40:59You're in my love.
00:41:13I'm so sorry, Rosalyn.
00:41:15OK, look.
00:41:17I deserve that.
00:41:18You deserve far worse than that, David.
00:41:20Please.
00:41:21Please.
00:41:21Just try and understand.
00:41:23I've been in hell.
00:41:24Oh, no, David.
00:41:26No.
00:41:26I'm sorry, but this is not the time to be looking for sympathy.
00:41:29You can look for that from your f***ing boyfriend.
00:41:36I'll keep the flat.
00:41:38You move out.
00:41:40OK, if that's what you want.
00:41:42If that's what I want.
00:41:44Like, any of this is what I want.
00:41:48Like, what I wanted was to be dumped for a man.
00:41:51Rosie, that's not what's happening.
00:41:52I want you gone by the time I get home.
00:41:54I don't have anywhere to go.
00:41:57Frankly, David, I don't give a s***.
00:42:16Oh, hi.
00:42:19Isel.
00:42:20Hi.
00:42:22Clara.
00:42:23Clara.
00:42:23Clara.
00:42:24How you doing?
00:42:26I'm...
00:42:27I'm grand.
00:42:28And yourself?
00:42:29Good, thanks.
00:42:30Well, see you around.
00:42:33OK, bye.
00:42:42Hey, Rhys.
00:42:44Hey.
00:42:45How's it going?
00:42:47Good.
00:42:49What are you going on holidays?
00:42:52No.
00:42:53I told Rosie about us.
00:42:54She kicked me out.
00:42:55Oh, s***.
00:42:57Listen, I was just wondering.
00:42:58Do you think I could...
00:43:00maybe leave my stuff with you for a little while,
00:43:02while I go and look at a flat?
00:43:03Oh, yeah.
00:43:04Yeah, no problem.
00:43:05Look.
00:43:06Come on in.
00:43:07Look, you can leave it in here.
00:43:12Just a hole in the corner there.
00:43:15Are you all right?
00:43:17Do you want a drink?
00:43:18Come and see you?
00:43:18No, no, thanks.
00:43:19Look, I...
00:43:19I just head off.
00:43:21Shouldn't take long.
00:43:22All right.
00:43:23Listen.
00:43:25Thanks, all right?
00:43:26It's okay.
00:43:34Hey.
00:43:36Look, fuck it.
00:43:38Why don't you stay here tonight?
00:43:40No, I can't, Dad.
00:43:41Yeah, look.
00:43:41I have the day off.
00:43:43It's a nice cosy warm bed down there.
00:43:45Right, and a three day old Indian in the fridge.
00:43:48All right, well in that case...
00:43:49Yeah.
00:43:50Come on.
00:43:51OK, but...
00:43:52just for tonight, all right?
00:43:54Well, fuck it.
00:43:55It's only one night.
00:43:59And further on a room of Grecian girls,
00:44:01the first and tallest her white kerchief waving,
00:44:04were strung together like a row of pearls,
00:44:06leaped hand in hand,
00:44:08and dancing,
00:44:09each two having down her white neck long floating auburn curls,
00:44:12the least of which would set ten poets raving.
00:44:15Their leader sang and bound into her song
00:44:17with choral step and voice the virgin throng.
00:44:20All these romantics go on about is love, love, love.
00:44:22Well, you know what?
00:44:23They were lucky.
00:44:24They all died young.
00:44:25In poetically tragic circumstances, of course.
00:44:28They had it easy.
00:44:29They didn't have to suffer through the shit like the rest of us.
00:44:31Life is great when you're dead by 30.
00:44:37What would you all know?
00:44:43What would you do?
00:44:43So you've been working here for four years?
00:44:45Five now, actually.
00:44:47Almost.
00:44:47Look at her pretty furrow, Mummy.
00:44:50Isn't she gorgeous?
00:44:51Yeah.
00:44:53Do anyone want to have kids?
00:44:56No.
00:44:58Yeah.
00:44:59I do.
00:45:00One day.
00:45:01What about you?
00:45:03I would.
00:45:04I would.
00:45:04Yeah.
00:45:11Is that its real name?
00:45:14It is.
00:45:15Yeah.
00:45:16Oh.
00:45:17Haha.
00:45:20We're.
00:45:29We're.
00:45:31What's going on?
00:45:32There's a thing.
00:45:33We're a good school that's all over there.
00:45:34We're a good school.
00:45:35We're a good mother.
00:45:35Oh, we're a good school.
00:45:36I know you're a good school.
00:45:36So we're all there.
00:45:37Yeah.
00:45:44We're all there.
00:45:45We're all there.
00:45:45this pass without a celebration did you? Thanks. I need it.
00:46:23Perfect. You're welcome to enjoy the labour pains. Right. And you can do the night feeds.
00:46:30With pleasure.
00:46:36Hi again, Isolde. Hi.
00:46:41Clara. Yeah.
00:46:46I'm very sorry, but how do we know each other?
00:46:50Well, you know Tom Lawless? He was cheating on me with you.
00:46:54Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
00:46:56No, please. I'm sorry for you.
00:46:59I'm sorry for both of us.
00:47:00You're not seeing him anymore, then?
00:47:02Jesus, I was never seeing him. I mean, it was a mistaken fling that he took too seriously.
00:47:08Oh, my God. I'm proud of you.
00:47:11I mean, no offence.
00:47:12You're not offending me.
00:47:14Did he pull the Rilke spiel on you?
00:47:16Oh, yeah.
00:47:17Did he do the goldfish speech on you?
00:47:20Yes.
00:47:22Oh, crazy.
00:47:35Are you all right?
00:47:45You know, the only person who'd care if I did myself in right now would be my mother. And she'd
00:47:50only be troubled by the inconvenience.
00:47:51That's not true.
00:47:53You don't know my mother?
00:47:55No. I would care.
00:48:02Thanks. That's very kind of you to say so.
00:48:19Thank you for saving my life.
00:48:22It wasn't high enough to kill you anyway.
00:48:24I might have fractured my wrist or scraped my knee.
00:48:29Excuse me.
00:48:30Would you get your man over there, whatever he's having?
00:48:33Thanks.
00:48:34Oh, Helen, what are you at now?
00:48:35It's only a bit of fun.
00:48:37We both know the only cure for heartache is a good ride.
00:48:40Sir, will you have another drink coming?
00:48:42It's my friend.
00:48:43There's two ladies right over there.
00:48:44He's all right.
00:48:45Not really my type.
00:48:46Well, Rosie, your type is at this moment having sex with a man.
00:48:50I'm trying to expand your range here.
00:48:55She's coming over.
00:48:59Hi, sorry.
00:49:00I don't mean to intrude.
00:49:01I just wanted to thank you for the drink.
00:49:03You're welcome.
00:49:04Would you like to join us?
00:49:05Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:10Okay, yeah, I'll...
00:49:14I'll just get my drink.
00:49:20I'll just get my drink.
00:49:22Oh, my God.
00:49:24You speak German?
00:49:26A bit.
00:49:28Read some more.
00:49:30Please.
00:49:33Rilke.
00:49:34I mean, you could at least choose Schiller.
00:49:36I can't believe you speak German.
00:49:38What's this?
00:49:40What?
00:49:40Tom Lawless.
00:49:41That's you.
00:49:42Oh, no, give that to me.
00:49:44No.
00:49:45I'd really like to see it.
00:49:46No, please just give it to me.
00:49:47It is the least you can do after I saved your life.
00:49:58Look, I was a kid when I wrote that.
00:49:59I didn't know what I was doing.
00:50:06That's really nice, Tom.
00:50:08There's great potential here.
00:50:09What happened?
00:50:11What do you mean?
00:50:13Do you still write?
00:50:14No.
00:50:15No, not poetry.
00:50:16The odd academic article, just to keep my job.
00:50:19But why not?
00:50:21Well, you know, it's work and everything.
00:50:24All right.
00:50:25I'm lazy.
00:50:27I'm a lazy, good-for-nothing, cowardly, philandering, has-been, bad poet, all right?
00:50:33So now that you know, you can be on your way.
00:50:35Go on!
00:50:42I'm still drinking my cocoa.
00:50:49So do you have a boyfriend?
00:50:50Not at the moment.
00:50:51Girlfriend?
00:50:52No.
00:50:53Sorry.
00:50:54I just didn't want to assume you were straight or anything.
00:50:59Ever been with a woman?
00:51:01No.
00:51:02Well, I'm being against the idea.
00:51:05It's just, you know...
00:51:07I can't see how you can, really.
00:51:10I don't know.
00:51:11I'm into, you know, sex.
00:51:16Me too.
00:51:29Oh, yippee!
00:51:36Can we do that again?
00:51:37All right.
00:51:49Thanks for seeing me home.
00:51:51I'm sorry if Helen put you on the spot.
00:51:53No, no.
00:51:53She was, um...
00:51:55fun.
00:52:03I should go.
00:52:06Could I walk into your door?
00:52:09If you like.
00:52:13I'll be back in a minute.
00:52:14I hear no-one not waiting all night.
00:52:15Trying to me wait for an old man.
00:52:17I'll make it worth your while.
00:52:18Just make it quick.
00:52:24I-I'm, er...
00:52:27really glad to have met you.
00:52:29You too.
00:52:30I mean, I mean, me too.
00:52:33I don't even know what to say in these situations.
00:52:34Like, me too and you too.
00:52:36You know what I mean?
00:52:37Like, if I say me too, then doesn't mean I'm really glad to have met me.
00:52:40Or if I say you too, then doesn't mean that you...
00:52:44Huh?
00:52:46Hey!
00:52:46Hey!
00:52:47I'm a busy man!
00:52:52I suppose I should go.
00:52:56Well, you can come in if you like.
00:52:59I'd like that very much.
00:53:02Me too.
00:53:03Rene, Rene, Rene...
00:53:06Oh, Faye.
00:53:09Relay.
00:53:10B-day.
00:53:18So if you did have our baby, who would be the father?
00:53:22Ooh!
00:53:23The killer detail.
00:53:24I don't know.
00:53:26What do you think?
00:53:28What about Red?
00:53:29No.
00:53:31You two are so close.
00:53:33It'd be weird.
00:53:35What about your brothers?
00:53:36One of them is 12.
00:53:38The other's married to a battle axe.
00:53:43What about an anonymous donor?
00:53:45What if you get an axe murderer?
00:53:47No, no, no.
00:53:47You can choose.
00:53:48They have, like, menus on the internet.
00:53:49What kind of weirdos don't eat their sperm?
00:53:53I don't know.
00:53:55Egomaniacs, I suppose.
00:53:56Oh, I'd rather go off to Greece and find some strapping young Adonis
00:53:59than just play Russian Roulette.
00:54:01Yeah, but you wouldn't know what weird genetic defects
00:54:03he might be carrying with him.
00:54:08Plus, wouldn't you have to have sex with him?
00:54:15I just wish I could get pregnant by you.
00:54:20Me too.
00:54:35You know, goldfish have only a three-second memory.
00:54:38Oh, really?
00:54:40And how do they test the memory of the goldfish?
00:54:42I don't know.
00:54:44Flashcards.
00:54:46It's an urban myth.
00:54:48Well, but don't you think humans in love are like that?
00:54:51You know, we fall in love and we forget all the pain.
00:54:53And everything.
00:54:55How long was your last relationship?
00:54:58About three months.
00:54:59And before that?
00:55:02I don't know, maybe about the same.
00:55:04Before that?
00:55:06Look, I don't see what this is.
00:55:08A couple of months?
00:55:10If you ever take, yeah.
00:55:11Maybe you're just a goldfish, Tom.
00:55:19Okay.
00:55:20Oh, there it is.
00:55:21Project Fertility.
00:55:23And what we do, donor search.
00:55:26Right.
00:55:26Good.
00:55:28Oh, look.
00:55:29Here we go.
00:55:31Okay.
00:55:33Here's Brad, 24, likes surfing and snowboarding.
00:55:38And has like totally no brains out.
00:55:40Oh, Felipe, 26, is a male model studying to be a neurosurgeon.
00:55:46This is like blind date.
00:55:48Felipe, what do you like to do on cold winter evenings?
00:55:51Oh, Bill from Tucson, Arizona won the Mr. American Western semifinals.
00:55:58Wow.
00:55:59What if we had a black baby?
00:56:01What about me?
00:56:03Sorry?
00:56:04I mean, if you're that desperate for sperm, what's wrong with me?
00:56:08I've got decent genes.
00:56:11Apart from anti-ethna.
00:56:12No, thank you.
00:56:13But thanks anyway.
00:56:15Oh, meet Ricky, a Hawaiian ichthyologist.
00:56:23Now, don't be surprised if Mummy asks about kids.
00:56:25She's got visions of 17 grandchildren dancing around her feet.
00:56:29That's fine by me.
00:56:29I've always fancied having loads of kids, haven't you?
00:56:33Well, I don't know.
00:56:35I mean, I have to deal with kids all day in the nursery.
00:56:39I think one would be as much as I'd want to handle at home.
00:56:42Oh, really?
00:56:43Well, yeah.
00:56:46That's... we don't...
00:56:48We can just play it by ear, then.
00:56:51Exactly.
00:56:52It's not like we have to decide right this second.
00:56:54Exactly.
00:56:57Oh, by the way, let on, you're a Catholic.
00:56:59Okay.
00:57:00What?
00:57:02Mummy.
00:57:03You're late.
00:57:06So, what'd you do last night?
00:57:09Oh, well, that was Shane.
00:57:11Oh.
00:57:15So, what did you do?
00:57:18Just had a few drinks.
00:57:22Did you sleep?
00:57:27I thought we had an open relationship.
00:57:29I was just asking.
00:57:31Yes, I did.
00:57:33I knew it.
00:57:34He's had his eye on you since the moment he met you.
00:57:37He's only been waiting for a chance to drag you into bed.
00:57:39Well, I wasn't exactly right.
00:57:41How could you sleep with him?
00:57:42I didn't ask you if you could sleep with that Konzo creep.
00:57:46Jesus, Clara.
00:57:47You said you were cool about it.
00:57:49I am cool about it.
00:57:50Where are you going?
00:57:51Commie, will you grow up?
00:57:57I thought I did well with the whole Catholic thing, didn't you?
00:58:00You were great.
00:58:01I mean, there is a difference between communion and confirmation, but you'll learn all about that when you convert.
00:58:06Yeah, right.
00:58:08I'm serious.
00:58:11If we're to be married at a church, you'll have to convert.
00:58:15No!
00:58:16No, I'm sorry.
00:58:18I mean, taking it to your parents is one thing.
00:58:23I'm not seriously going to convert.
00:58:28A little break, Mammy's heart.
00:58:30I'm not marrying Mammy.
00:58:34We'll sort something out.
00:58:36I'm sure.
00:58:40Do you know what day this is?
00:58:42No.
00:58:43It's our three-month anniversary.
00:58:46Wow!
00:58:47That's very sweet of you to know this.
00:58:50I'm a very sweet guy.
00:59:14Best of three.
00:59:24Best of nine.
00:59:29Oh, God.
00:59:32I had to tell you in person.
00:59:36That someone died?
00:59:38You're never going to believe this.
00:59:40You've won the lottery.
00:59:46I'm pregnant.
00:59:50Congratulations!
00:59:52That's wonderful.
00:59:53I still can't get my head round it.
00:59:55That's a miracle.
00:59:57We should celebrate.
00:59:58But did you...
01:00:00Did you and Kate do the old turkey base or thing?
01:00:03I know it's a bit kinky, but if you're into kitchen...
01:00:06Kate doesn't even know yet.
01:00:08Sorry?
01:00:09Red, I'm so scared that she's going to leave me once you find out.
01:00:12What?
01:00:14Sorry, no.
01:00:15I'm completely confused.
01:00:17Who did you...
01:00:18What?
01:00:19You haven't gone straight, have you?
01:00:21Red.
01:00:24Remember.
01:00:24You remember what?
01:00:27You remember what?
01:00:28Angie?
01:00:29Angie?
01:00:33You mean...
01:00:37Oh, mother of God.
01:00:41You're winding me up.
01:00:43No, I'm not.
01:00:45Are you absolutely sure?
01:00:47Sure.
01:00:48Thirteen pregnancy tests.
01:00:49I think so.
01:00:51But how could that happen?
01:00:52We used a condom.
01:00:54One very determined little sperm.
01:00:57Oh.
01:00:59What are you going to do?
01:01:00I don't know.
01:01:02I don't know.
01:01:03I have to talk to Kate about it.
01:01:06Look, I don't think I'd be the greatest dad in the world.
01:01:09Look, Red, this isn't just about you, you know.
01:01:11No, I know.
01:01:12I know.
01:01:14It's just...
01:01:16I'm sorry.
01:01:17I'm a little shocked.
01:01:19So am I.
01:01:24Do you want a drink?
01:01:25Yes.
01:01:26Please.
01:01:27And not tequila.
01:01:30Are you not having one?
01:01:32No.
01:01:33Not on my condition.
01:01:36Look at me, Dad!
01:01:47I got some farmer!
01:01:51It was pretty long!
01:01:53Is this a tree?
01:01:55It
01:01:55It's difficult!
01:02:28I love you, Dad!
01:02:56Jesus, David, this is stupid.
01:02:58Look, if I wanted a wife and kids, I could have just stayed with Rosie.
01:03:01You said you were gay!
01:03:02Yeah, but you said you weren't!
01:03:03Well, I'm not!
01:03:04Oh, I am!
01:03:13I don't have to go.
01:03:15Can we not talk about it?
01:03:16I'll call you!
01:03:47I wrote you a poem.
01:03:51Really?
01:03:53I mean, it's really bad, but, uh, would you like to see it?
01:03:58You read it.
01:04:03Simply to love you shall suffice today,
01:04:06so let us leave the gift of its return
01:04:08until some later hand has shaped my clay over and over,
01:04:13fitter for your name.
01:04:15And if that secret hand should never learn
01:04:18a new perfection on the endless wheel,
01:04:21ever my love must strengthen in the flame
01:04:23and make me true upon a rack of steel.
01:04:27I shall not weary if you dare to say
01:04:29ages of life as swiftly shall be gone
01:04:32as tumbling sands within the living glass.
01:04:35Oh, promised you, how could I curse the way
01:04:38or from the shadows to the shadows pass
01:04:41and not feel nearer sudden shafts of dawn?
01:04:55Mm, smell this.
01:04:58The pulverised cream rose petal and...
01:05:01placenta!
01:05:03Listen, Rosie, on the 15th of next month
01:05:06I have to go to Galway for a conference
01:05:07and, um, I thought I might go out to Connemara for three days.
01:05:14What? Why?
01:05:15That's only four days before the wedding.
01:05:17There's so much to do.
01:05:18No, I know, I know. I just think I need to be by myself
01:05:23just for a little while, you know, contemplating.
01:05:27Contemplating?
01:05:28What are you turning into, some kind of monk?
01:05:29No, no, no, no.
01:05:33I just need to sort my head out.
01:05:36You know, the druids, they used to go into the temple
01:05:39for three days and nights by themselves
01:05:42to get inspiration.
01:05:44Druids. Now you're a druid.
01:05:46I'm not a druid.
01:05:49I just really think I need to do this.
01:05:54And I thought three days had a sort of power about it,
01:05:57like Christ in the tomb.
01:05:58Oh, so now you're Christ resurrected.
01:06:00If you can't understand it, this is something that...
01:06:02Why can't you understand that I need a bit of help in the run-up?
01:06:05It's a major event, you know?
01:06:07It takes a huge amount of planning and an organisation.
01:06:10I know, I thought maybe one of your 13 bridesmaids might help you there.
01:06:12You're a typical man, just leave all the hard work to do with it.
01:06:15Oh, Rosie, Rosie.
01:06:19Is this the way it's going to be for the rest of our lives?
01:06:22No.
01:06:23It gets worse.
01:06:38Have you ever thought about getting married?
01:06:43Is that a proposal?
01:06:45No.
01:06:46Oh, God, no.
01:06:47No, I was just wondering, you know.
01:06:50Theoretically.
01:06:51I mean, I don't know.
01:06:52It's...
01:06:53Sorry.
01:06:54I was...
01:06:55I was just thinking out loud, I think.
01:06:59Sorry.
01:06:59You are sorry.
01:07:00You are sorry.
01:07:02No, I'm sorry.
01:07:09You're sorry.
01:07:12I'm sorry.
01:07:15You're sorry.
01:07:16I was like...
01:07:17Yeah.
01:07:20Um...
01:07:21Oh...
01:07:28That's where the fess is.
01:07:59I got a job offer today.
01:08:02Really? From where?
01:08:04Boston University.
01:08:07Boston, America?
01:08:08Yes.
01:08:10Wow.
01:08:11What did you say?
01:08:13I told them I'd think about it.
01:08:17Are you going to take it?
01:08:20That depends.
01:08:24Ah.
01:08:26I have to let them know as soon as possible.
01:08:30Okay.
01:08:31Okay.
01:08:33Well, congratulations.
01:08:35Are they offering tenure?
01:08:37Tom.
01:08:38Am I wasting my time completely?
01:08:41How do you mean?
01:08:43Forget it.
01:08:44You've just answered my question.
01:08:47No, what are you talking about?
01:08:48Just forget it. What?
01:08:50I'm not 22 anymore.
01:08:51I don't care.
01:08:53I do.
01:08:55I don't get it.
01:08:56I know.
01:08:57I know.
01:09:15I think I love you.
01:09:22I love you too.
01:09:22I think I love you too.
01:09:23I love you too.
01:09:23I know.
01:09:23I know.
01:09:24I know.
01:09:33You've got to leave.
01:09:40You have no messages.
01:09:44Sad bastard.
01:09:46Surely you can understand the people's shock
01:09:49at the idea of a lesbian couple raising a child.
01:09:51I'm well aware of their prejudices.
01:09:53But let me share with you an article
01:09:55from last week's paper.
01:09:56I quote,
01:09:57Lesbians make better parents
01:09:59because they are better at dividing up household tasks,
01:10:02spending more time with their children,
01:10:04and organizing alternative methods of work
01:10:06whereby each can spend more time at home.
01:10:09Yes, but every child
01:10:11is the same.
01:10:11He needs a father.
01:10:12My child has a father.
01:10:14What, did you think it was the virgin birth?
01:10:24Thanks for meeting up with me, Lesbians.
01:10:26I just wanted to say that I am really, really sorry
01:10:29about that stupid incident
01:10:31at the gallery.
01:10:32You don't have to apologize.
01:10:34I wanted to see you.
01:10:36Yeah? Really?
01:10:37Yeah.
01:10:39Oh, cool.
01:10:40I mean, good, because, well,
01:10:42I just wanted to say that, well,
01:10:45if you could ever bring yourself to seeing me again,
01:10:47like, I would be totally cool
01:10:49about the way you wanted to wear this.
01:10:50Clara, I really like you.
01:10:55I really like you, too.
01:10:56Look.
01:10:58Um, do you want to be my girlfriend
01:11:01for the next week exclusive, like?
01:11:03And then we can renew, or not,
01:11:06um, next week.
01:11:07No pressure.
01:11:08Yeah.
01:11:11Yeah.
01:11:12That'd be great.
01:11:14Good.
01:11:15Good.
01:11:22Don't bother him to fight you down.
01:11:27It's the Mirage of Atlantis XO travel system we want.
01:11:29Check this out.
01:11:30Look at the suspension in this baby.
01:11:32Mmm!
01:11:34Absolutely fantastic.
01:11:35An amazing drive with...
01:11:36Oh!
01:11:38I'm terribly sorry.
01:11:40I didn't mean to.
01:11:41This is the Atlantis here.
01:11:42I'll do it.
01:11:42It's fine.
01:11:43Red, it's here.
01:11:44Stand over there, please.
01:11:46It has a car seat included,
01:11:47lockable front swivel wheels,
01:11:49a removable washable seat pad,
01:11:51a weather shield,
01:11:52and a handy-parent tray.
01:11:53What's that for?
01:11:54Cocktails?
01:11:55It also has a comfortable two-position lie-flat seat.
01:11:58Genius.
01:11:58Let's get it in silver.
01:12:00I prefer black.
01:12:01But silver is much nicer.
01:12:03I found the right model,
01:12:04so I get to choose the colour.
01:12:06That's not fair.
01:12:07Yes, it is.
01:12:08It isn't.
01:12:08Yes, it is.
01:12:09It is not.
01:12:09We also have an aqua one here.
01:12:14We'll take it.
01:12:15We'll take it.
01:12:20We are pleased to inform you that we would like to...
01:12:25publish one of your poems.
01:12:35We will.
01:12:36We will.
01:12:38We will.
01:12:38We will.
01:12:38This is Rene.
01:12:39Sorry I can't get to the phone.
01:12:40If you leave a message, I'll give you a call back next.
01:12:55It has a car seat included, lockable front swivelled wheels, a removable and washable seat pad, a weather shield, and
01:13:03oh look, a handy little tray for your martinis.
01:13:07That's great, Red. Thank you.
01:13:11Look at the least a proud daddy can do.
01:13:54Are you happy to be getting married?
01:13:55I suppose, are you?
01:13:58Yeah.
01:13:59You don't sound too sure.
01:14:01Well, it's just, can you imagine never making love with anybody else in your life ever again?
01:14:18I know you're in there.
01:14:19I was going to be moving.
01:14:20Yeah.
01:14:34Is this the right woman?
01:14:36The right time?
01:14:38Give me a sign.
01:14:41Any kind of a sign.
01:14:47And you're a mess.
01:14:50Dear Larry, this is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
01:14:56But neither of us wants to make each other unhappy.
01:14:59Neither of us wants to live a lie.
01:15:02If I can even be attracted to another man then I'm sure you'll agree I'm not ready for marriage.
01:15:08I'm so sorry to be telling you this way but, well, maybe it's for the best.
01:15:13I will always love you, Rosie.
01:15:19I don't know what the right thing to do is, Rosie.
01:15:22I do love you.
01:15:23It's just, I don't think I can go through with it so far.
01:15:31Hi Tom, it's me.
01:15:33I'm going to meet the man from Boston University today.
01:15:37And it's, um, really obvious what my answer will have to be.
01:15:40I'm, um, sorry that it ends up I have to say goodbye on an answering machine.
01:15:45But maybe it's better this way.
01:15:56F***ing sick man, have you never heard of a hangover?
01:15:58Where is she?
01:15:59Are you her dad?
01:16:00What?
01:16:01Are you her dad?
01:16:01Because if you are, she's not here.
01:16:02Who?
01:16:03Who are you looking for?
01:16:04Renee, the woman who lives next door.
01:16:05Where is she?
01:16:07What?
01:16:07Kind of cuteness, Scarlett O'Hara kind of.
01:16:10Yeah.
01:16:10No f***ing idea.
01:16:11Is she not at home?
01:16:13You're very welcome.
01:16:16Jeez, I thought it was your dad.
01:16:33For God's sake, come on.
01:16:35What's happening?
01:16:35I think a man and broad dad won't move.
01:16:39Hurry up.
01:16:52How much?
01:16:53Ah, you're all right.
01:16:54I love a good high speed chase.
01:16:56Thanks.
01:16:56Listen, if you'd like to wait, we should be right back.
01:16:57Wait.
01:16:58Wait.
01:16:59Wait.
01:16:59I f***ing hate wait.
01:17:00I'm not hanging around here.
01:17:06Hey!
01:17:08Hey!
01:17:10Hey!
01:17:13Hey!
01:17:13Hey!
01:17:23Hey!
01:17:25Hey!
01:17:29Hey!
01:17:31Hey!
01:17:34Hey!
01:17:35Hey!
01:17:36Hey!
01:17:38Hey!
01:17:45Hey!
01:17:52Hey!
01:17:53Hey ya!
01:17:54Yees!
01:17:55Thank you!
01:17:57God!
01:17:58Thank you!
01:17:59Oh!
01:18:00Thank you!
01:18:01Thank you!
01:18:03Thank you!
01:18:05He shoots!
01:18:06He misses!
01:18:08Thank you!
01:18:09Thank you!
01:18:10Thank you...
01:18:11God!ínaic!
01:18:34A stick, a stone, it's the end of the world, it's the rest of the stuff, it's a little
01:18:41world, oh she's gorgeous, she's so beautiful, pretty, what's her name?
01:18:48Oh,よveteena, lovely, good luck, thanks a lot.
01:18:57You'd make a lovely mother.
01:19:01Thanks guys, she'll look great in it.
01:19:04No problem.
01:19:05Well, looks like brotherhood really suits you both.
01:19:07We really were loving it.
01:19:09In fact, that's what we wanted to talk to you about.
01:19:13Oh?
01:19:14Yeah.
01:19:15You were wondering, Kit.
01:19:20Well, I...
01:19:23You know, I have always wanted to have a child.
01:19:28Yes.
01:19:29We want to.
01:19:31That is, I want to.
01:19:34Go on, it's okay, don't be nervous.
01:19:37You see, we, uh, we were...
01:19:43We were wondering, David, if you would like to have a baby.
01:19:47Sorry, sorry.
01:19:50What about you?
01:19:51Me?
01:19:52I was jilted.
01:19:53No.
01:19:53Eh, runaway bride.
01:19:55She took off with some rugger bugger on her honeymoon tickets to Rio.
01:19:58You must have been devastated.
01:20:00To be honest, I was having one or two doubts of my own.
01:20:05I got over it.
01:20:08You know, goldfish have only a three-seller in my mouth.
01:20:17A stick, a stone, it's the end of the road.
01:20:21It's the rest of the stump.
01:20:22It's a little alone.
01:20:24It's a sliver of glass.
01:20:26It is life, it's the sun.
01:20:28It is night, it is death.
01:20:29It's a trap, it's a gun.
01:20:31The oak when it blooms, a fox on the brush.
01:20:34The knot in the wood, the song of the thrush.
01:20:37The word of the wind, the cliff, a fall, a scratch, a lump.
01:20:42It is nothing at all.
01:20:44It's the wind blowing free.
01:20:46It's the end of the slope.
01:20:47It's a beam, it's a void.
01:20:49It's a hunch, it's a hope.
01:20:50And the river bank talks of the waters of March.
01:20:54It's the end of the strain.
01:20:55It's the joy in your heart.
01:20:57E o pé, e o chão, e a marcha estradeira, passarinha no mal, pedra e a teladeira.
01:21:03E o maia vem no céu, e o maia vem no chão, e o regal do fonte, e o pedaço
01:21:09de pau, e o fundo do poço, e o fim do caminho.
01:21:13No rosto dos costos, e o porco sozinho, e o strip, e o prego, e o ponte, e o ponte,
01:21:20e o ponte, e o ponte, e o pingo pingado, e o cante, e o conto.
01:21:23E o ponte, e o gesto, e o meu prato, e o guiando, e o luz de manhã, e o
01:21:28techo, e o chicano.
01:21:30A mile, a must, a trust, a bump.
01:21:33It's a girl, it's a rhyme, it's a cold, it's the moss.
01:21:36The plan of the house, the body in bed, and the car that got stuck, it's the mud, it's the
01:21:42mud.
01:21:43A float, a drift, a flight, a wing, a hawk, a quail.
01:21:48The promise of spring, and the river bank talks of the waters of March.
01:21:52It's the promise of life, it's the joy in your heart.
01:22:20A truckload of bricks in the soft morning light.
01:22:23The shot of a gun, and the dead of the night.
01:22:27A mile, a must, a trust, a bump.
01:22:30It's a girl, it's a rhyme, it's a cold, it's the moss.
01:22:34The plan of the house, the body in bed, and the car that got stuck, it's the mud, it's the
01:22:39mud.
01:22:40A float, a drift, a flight, a wing, a hawk, a quail.
01:22:45The promise of spring, and the river bank talks of the waters of March.
01:22:50It's the promise of life, it's the joy in your heart.
01:22:53A stick, a stone, it's the end of the road.
01:22:56It's the rest of the stump, it's a little alone.
01:22:59It's a sliver of glass, it is life, it's the sun.
01:23:03It is night, it is death, it's a trap, it's a gun.
01:23:06The oak when it blooms, the fox and the brush.
01:23:09The night in the wood, the sun of the thrush.
01:23:12The word of the wind, the cliff of fall.
01:23:16A scratch alone, it is nothing at all.
01:23:19It's the wind blowing free, it's the end of the slope.
01:23:22It's a beam, it's a void, it's a hunch, it's a hope.
01:23:25And the river bank talks of the waters of March.
01:23:28It's the end of the strain, it's the joy in your heart.
01:23:32It's the grave, it's the end of the drought.
01:23:34It's the end of the drought.
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