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00:07The End
00:40The End
00:58Delta, Lambda, Chi
01:06The Lady needs a light
01:08The dreams seldom come true
01:16But if you look to the right
01:19The emotion of the pain
01:25The past part can't give you my face
01:31The reflection of the life
01:36Which you only mereka
01:43The reflection of the life
01:48That you only bear
01:59Care to dance?
02:03No, thank you.
02:05Come on, one little dance doesn't gonna hurt you.
02:07The lady said she didn't feel like dancing.
02:09Excuse me, I don't seem to remember hearing myself talking to you.
02:11It doesn't seem to matter who you talk to, pal.
02:14You don't seem to listen to them anyway.
02:16Come on, just one little dance.
02:19Look, I don't know who you are or what you want, but I said I don't want to dance.
02:24Now let me amend that.
02:25It's not that I don't want to dance.
02:27I don't want to dance with you.
02:29Do you want to dance?
02:31I love to.
02:35Yeah, that's how you feel.
02:37Well, I'll take a look.
02:38Come on.
02:39On the edge of the world.
02:42It's not a great night of the world.
02:46It's a great night of the world.
03:31Oh, my God.
03:34I ain't no problem.
03:40What if you want to be in there?
03:45Mind if I cut in?
03:47Hey, fella, you just don't know how to take no for an answer.
03:49No, leave him alone.
03:53Sure. I'd love to.
04:00Is there any chance you could find a hotel room around here?
04:03There you go.
04:04All the honeymoon this week, dude?
04:06That'd be fine. Just fine.
04:35Oh, God.
04:39Oh, God.
04:41It feels so good.
04:47Oh, God.
04:57It feels so good.
05:05Oh, God.
05:07Oh, God.
05:23This is crazy.
05:31I've never experienced anything like this before.
05:41I think I love you.
05:47Stop.
05:49Stop!
05:51Stop!
05:52Ah!
05:56Ah!
05:58Ah!
05:59Ah!
06:03Oh, my gosh!
06:07Come on!
06:08What are you doing?
06:09Let go of her!
06:10Come on!
06:10Let go of her!
06:11Let go of her!
06:12You're choking her!
06:13Get him off of her!
06:14Let go of her!
06:28Oh, my God!
06:31Stop jiggling!
06:32I'm just getting into the good part!
06:35Jack, what do you remember about that Cupid in Uncle Lewis's manifest?
06:39Ah!
06:40The Cupid of Malek.
06:42Yes, I remember picking that up in Cairo.
06:45That was commissioned by one Salomelec in 1453.
06:50In Italy.
06:51In, uh, Milan, to be exact.
06:54It was said that Malek was so ugly that no woman could look at him without turning away.
07:01That got him pretty upset.
07:04So he, uh, vowed vengeance on all those who denied him love.
07:08He had the Cupid cast in his own image.
07:13Why don't you try reading something a little more challenging for a change?
07:16Something with words.
07:20The man arrested for the brutal honeymoon sweet slayings, Gerald Hastings.
07:26Said he had to kill for Cupid's sake.
07:29You don't think there's any, uh...
07:30Item number 00729.
07:33The Cupid of Malek.
07:35It says here that Uncle Lewis sold it to a Frederick Mason, but...
07:40That was over four years ago.
07:42Eight M's.
07:44Mason.
07:47Ah!
07:49It seems...
07:51Mr. Mason didn't like women either.
07:54He killed three of them.
07:55He was sentenced to death.
07:59Well...
08:01What do you think?
08:02There's an old witch's saying,
08:04If it looks like a bat and it flies like a bat, it's a bat.
08:16I can't understand it.
08:18I know I saw the statue when we barged in.
08:22So it was here.
08:24Yep.
08:25Ugly little thing too.
08:28I know because I said to myself, it was too tacky even for a motel.
08:33Could the cops have taken it?
08:34I thought you were the cops.
08:35Another division.
08:37You were saying?
08:38Now that I think of it, it was gone already.
08:41Of course there was so much commotion.
08:43Thank God for those college guys.
08:45College guys?
08:46Yeah.
08:47From Tustin.
08:49They were on the bar having a couple of beers.
08:51When I heard the noise, I tried opening the door, but it was double locked.
08:57Next thing I know, these guys are knocking the door down.
09:03That's it.
09:05I remember now.
09:07One of them picked up this statue.
09:09Do you have any idea who was?
09:11No, not by name.
09:13But they all belong to the same fraternity.
09:16How do you know?
09:17Well, they all wear the same kind of t-shirts, you know, with these funny letters.
09:21Can you remember what they were?
09:23Nah.
09:24Who can read that stuff?
09:25It's all Greek to me.
09:30As fancy themselves as lover boys or something, though.
09:34Why do you say that?
09:35Because they all have this symbol on the front of their t-shirts.
09:39A heart with an arrow going through it.
10:10They all have this symbol on the front of their t-shirts.
10:11Mind telling me what you're doing up there, son?
10:14Just shooting pictures of birds, officer.
10:22For my natural studies class?
10:26Well, I always did like natural studies myself.
10:47I've been calling you.
10:49Hi, Eddie.
10:51Listen, I can't talk you on week for class.
10:53What's the matter?
10:54Didn't you get my messages?
10:55I thought we could go out again.
10:57Eddie, we never went out in the first place.
10:59I thought we did.
11:01We had a date, remember?
11:03It wasn't a date.
11:04I helped you with your homework.
11:05That was all.
11:07I see.
11:10You think you're too good for me, huh?
11:12No, that's not what I meant.
11:13Just leave me alone, okay?
11:16I'm not one of the guys on the football team.
11:18My car's not fancy enough.
11:20Is that it, huh?
11:21I don't want to talk about it.
11:22Please.
11:24Eddie, don't make me have to call for help.
11:27If I report you this time, you'll be kicked out of school for good.
11:33Excuse me, could either of you help us?
11:35Sure.
11:36What is it?
11:37There must be a dozen fraternities around here.
11:40Fifteen to be exact, but only about two or three good ones.
11:43We were looking for the one that has as its symbol the heart with the arrow going through it.
11:48That's Delta Lambda Chi.
11:51Are you a member?
11:53Yeah.
11:54Oh, then you can tell us how to get there.
11:56I could do better than that.
11:57I could show you where it is.
11:58I'm going that way myself.
11:59So am I.
12:00Care for a ride?
12:02It's really not that far.
12:05No, thanks.
12:06I think we'll walk.
12:09Sorry if we interrupted anything.
12:11I'm glad you did.
12:50Don't say we didn't want to come.
12:52Last Drew would be there tonight.
12:53Not a four time ago.
12:55You'd have to do with thearner of thearner.
12:56Just because I'm nice enough to let you wear Delta Lemnichai t-shirts does not mean you're one of us.
13:00Now you'll have to excuse me, I've got a million things to do.
13:02And don't forget to clean up the kitchen.
13:19What are you doing?
13:21Dustin.
13:26This is really nice.
13:28Ugliest mother in the world.
13:30Can't figure out how it helps you out with chicks, though.
13:32Is that what it's supposed to do?
13:34It's a Cupid, stupid.
13:36Oh.
13:37Now clean up my room, will ya?
13:38And leave my stuff alone?
13:57So what?
13:58What makes you think they're just gonna hand it over anyway?
14:00Because they removed evidence from the scene of a crime.
14:03So that's it.
14:04We're cops again.
14:04That's your big plan?
14:05Hey, it worked last time, didn't it?
14:15Academia had its advantages.
14:17I thought you dropped out of college.
14:18Just a school party.
14:20Party's not till tonight, folks.
14:24It's amazing what some people will lose around here.
14:28Is it all like this?
14:30No, we haven't had a chance to clean up the rest of the place yet.
14:33You are invited.
14:35Be here tonight.
14:39May I help you?
14:42Oh, we're looking for a statue.
14:44A statue?
14:45A statue?
14:45What kind of statue?
14:47Cupid.
14:48Oh.
14:49Well, that would be perfect for us.
14:52Look, we're here on official business.
14:54We have reason to believe that one of your brothers took it from the scene of a crime.
14:58Hold on a minute.
14:59Oh.
14:59We're gonna look around.
15:01Talk to some of the guys.
15:03Do you have a warrant?
15:04ID?
15:07Not really.
15:11Look, pal.
15:12Well, we're not cops.
15:16We need to find the Cupid.
15:18It's a personal matter.
15:19Can't help you.
15:21The brothers wouldn't be too thrilled if I let two strangers wander through their rooms.
15:26Surely you understand.
15:29You understand?
15:37Excuse me.
15:39Yeah?
15:39What can I do for you?
15:41Your turn to clean up, huh?
15:42Is something wrong with that?
15:43No, no.
15:44I do it all the time.
15:45Well, some of the time.
15:47We were just wondering if maybe you came across a statue in one of the rooms.
15:52A statue?
15:52What kind of statue?
15:54Cupid.
15:55Cupid.
15:56Cupid.
15:58Nope.
15:59Can't say I did.
16:00Cupid.
16:05I like the big guy myself.
16:07What?
16:07But I think the second guy's more your type.
16:08Brian, I'm engaged.
16:10Not tonight.
16:10Cupid.
16:14Cupid.
16:24Cupid.
16:25Cupid.
16:29Cupid.
16:30Cupid.
16:44Cupid.
16:45Oh, so much!
17:00This is so handsome, right?
19:37Eddie, why did you come here?
19:39Didn't we speak about this this afternoon?
19:41I know, I just thought...
19:42Eddie, please, don't make me have to have you forcibly...
20:11Steve!
20:38Can you believe they're actually doing that in public?
20:41At least the lights are on. Any luck?
20:43No, not yet.
20:50Neat slideshow, huh?
20:55Well, God's on campus.
20:59I gotta hand it to you, Pop. You make the best drinks in the world.
21:02There's just Jack Morzak special.
21:05Well, thank you.
21:06Uh, let me ask you something.
21:07You strike me as the kind of man who is alert
21:10and aware of everything that's going on around him
21:12that's of any importance.
21:13Uh, have you seen a statue of a Cupid anywhere
21:18in any of the rooms in this place?
21:20Cupid? You know, where...
21:22Oh, ugly mother.
21:24That high.
21:25You've seen it.
21:27I've more than seen it. I got it.
21:37Cupid!
21:41It's gone!
21:42Are you sure that's where you put it?
21:44Did I lie to you? Somebody must have taken it.
21:47But who?
21:50Eddie Monroe.
21:52Who?
21:53The guy who cleans up. Pretty strange guy.
21:57Yeah, him.
21:58Came by my room and I caught him holding it.
22:01Looking at it pretty strange.
22:04I bet he's got it. I bet that guy took it.
22:06When I get a hold of that guy...
22:08Too bad you've got to stay and look after your guests.
22:09I do?
22:10Why don't you let us try to find out where he is for you?
22:12Where did you say you lived again?
22:14Hayes Hall. In the basement.
22:34It's closed grave...
22:40I don't really need a...
22:40There's a lot of time that happens.
22:40But if we'll write a list...
22:40We're in the basement...
22:43No one thing we've thought of,
22:44Let's write...
22:46Why don't I have any moments?
22:46He's like, what's going on?
22:46I love that.
22:47That's my podcasting.
22:47Cause you know...
22:53I think we can count on it.
22:54I have nothing.
22:54We can use deer...
22:54You know, man.
22:55I twoˋ of that.
23:37I know the perfect spot. Out of the way, lots of beautiful flowers. Sweet smell.
23:43Oh, that's good, because I love flowers.
23:56I can't believe anyone lives like this.
24:00Dracula lives like this?
24:03I mean someone real.
24:05Are you suggesting Dracula isn't real?
24:11Careful. Looks like a cheap burglar alarm.
24:17No, I can't imagine what anyone would want to steal down here.
24:21How about the statue of a Cupid?
24:23Hey, you got a point there.
24:49I can't believe it.
24:51Hey, you got a point there.
24:52Oh, my God.
24:53Oh, my God.
24:53Oh, my God.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:55Oh, my God.
24:55Oh, my God.
25:15I'm sorry I was mean to you before.
25:18Hey.
25:20Hey, you just didn't know how terrific I was.
25:24Now I do.
25:30I love you.
25:48What's that?
25:50Honey.
25:52I love honey.
25:54Gives you energy.
25:56You want some?
26:15Where are you going?
26:17Little boy's room.
26:19I'll be right back.
26:20Be sure to lock the doors now.
26:22You wouldn't want the boogeyman to get you.
26:25What are you trying to do, scare me?
26:47It's got to be here someplace.
26:49I wonder if she knows about these.
26:55They make a cute couple, don't they?
26:59Miss Eddie's got a serious problem.
27:01Not as serious as hers.
27:31I missed you.
27:33I brought you some company.
27:36What's wrong, honey?
27:42Let me.
27:44Help!
27:45Help!
27:47Help!
27:49Help!
27:50Help!
27:51Help!
27:51Help!
27:53Help!
27:53Help!
27:54Help!
28:01Help!
28:02Help!
28:04Help!
28:05Help!
28:06Help!
28:07Help!
28:08Help!
28:12Help!
28:13Help!
28:13Help!
28:14Help!
28:14Help!
28:30I didn't want to go to law school, but my father made me after his third divorce.
28:34He said he wasn't going to keep paying that kind of money to someone outside the family.
28:38He's a jerk.
28:39Jack, Jack, come here!
28:40I wish I knew what it was like to sleep with a woman like that instead of just talking about
28:43it.
28:44We've got more to find than just a statue.
28:46We've got one sick guy.
28:47More than that, he's dangerous.
28:51This?
28:53Who is this?
28:55Eddie.
28:55Eddie Monroe.
28:56And the girl's name is Laurie Warren.
28:58Does she know?
28:59Well, I'll tell you what.
29:00I'll go and look for him while you two look for her.
29:04Have either of you seen Laurie Warren?
29:07Excuse me.
29:08Have either of you seen Eddie Monroe tonight?
29:10No, not since Harold kicked him out.
29:12Any idea where he went?
29:14Well, maybe down to the motel bar if he couldn't get a drink here.
29:17Give me a break, man.
29:18Shouldn't you be manning the bar?
29:19We're paying you by the hour.
29:21I'll deduct the time.
29:22What?
29:23Hey, hey.
29:25Hey.
29:41Come on.
29:42Come on.
29:43Come on.
29:53Yeah, I remember seeing him earlier.
29:56You're the second guy looking for him tonight.
29:58Real popular guy all around.
30:00What do you mean?
30:01Well, he left with this woman, kind of attractive.
30:04Don't know how he did it, though.
30:05He was a real dork.
30:07Must have some line.
30:08Or a very small arrow.
30:10Did you happen to see which way they were headed?
30:12Looked like to bed.
30:13She was all over him.
30:15I did overhear him say something about taking a ride to Mason Creek.
30:21Good man.
30:30Have you seen Jack?
30:31Yeah, he took off.
30:32You can tell him I'm going to dock his wages.
30:33Why don't you ditch that guy and let me show you how I'd have a good time.
30:36They always end up running away.
30:38Come on.
30:39Go on now.
30:39Go on now.
30:40Obviously,왕oo.
31:31Bowser, it's me!
31:33Pops, I thought you were ready.
31:34I was going to stomp his face for hot-fringing my statue.
31:36You better call the police.
31:42I have another bottle of Chardonnay, but it's back in the frat house.
31:46No, I'm not going back to that zoo.
31:49I'll wait here for you.
31:51Keep my seat warm.
32:14Nice night.
32:17You scared me.
32:19Sorry.
32:21Mind if I sit down?
32:23Yes, I do.
32:24I'm with someone.
32:26Oh, I see.
32:29That's too bad.
32:32Just go away, Eddie.
32:34Please.
32:36I brought you something.
32:37Listen, it's a token of my affection for you.
32:50Oh, this is progress.
32:51Can't find Laurie or Eddie, and now we lost Jack.
32:53Where would somebody go to be alone with their boyfriend?
32:57That's Eddie.
32:58He's got Laurie.
33:06Stay here.
33:07Look after her.
33:44Please, you've got to come with us.
33:46So he's taking a few pictures of me.
33:47So what?
33:48He's obsessed with you.
33:49He's dangerous.
33:51Eddie, you wouldn't harm a fly.
33:52I've got it.
33:52Let's get out of here.
33:53Where's Eddie?
33:59Listen, I'm not going anywhere until you explain to me what's going on.
34:02I'll tell you all about it after we get out of here.
34:03We can't wait.
34:04Come on, Laurie.
34:04Let's go.
34:05It's serious, Laurie.
34:05Let me go.
34:07Thank goodness you found her.
34:08We found everything.
34:09Jack, you look like you've seen a ghost.
34:13It was worse than that.
34:14Just up at Mason's Creek, we found the body of a girl.
34:17For a bit, I thought it was you.
34:19What were you doing at Mason's Creek?
34:21That's where Eddie was seen last.
34:22You see?
34:23You've got to come with us, just until we're sure.
34:25All right.
34:27Everything all right here?
34:28Yes, sir.
34:28Everything's fine, officer.
34:30What's that?
34:31Nothing.
34:32It's just a memento.
34:33The boys over at the Delta Lambic Eye House said something just like that had been stolen.
34:37Oh, come on now.
34:38It must have been something that looked like that.
34:39No, they described something like this exactly.
34:42Ugly little face, bow and arrows.
34:44I'm afraid I'm going to have to take this from you until I can bear my mind.
34:46Oh, officer.
34:46Not from that.
34:47Someone took it from us.
34:47It was ours to begin with.
34:50Look, officer, it's a very long and complicated story.
34:53I'm sure it is, and I wish I had time to hear it.
34:55No, no, no.
34:55Wait a minute.
34:56What are you going to do with it?
34:57I'm going to take it down to security until I can check it out.
34:59If you're telling the truth, you can pick it up in the morning.
35:02If not, just be glad I'm a nice guy and let him get off without any questions.
35:16We'll pick it up first thing tomorrow morning.
35:32Good evening, officer.
35:38Well, well, well.
35:40Do we have any more bird watching lately?
35:42Of course.
35:43I need the extra credit.
35:46Looks like you found our missing Cupid.
35:48This does belong to you, boys.
35:50It sure does.
35:52We bought it at the swap meet.
35:57I can't tell you how much we appreciate you finding this.
36:01Forget it.
36:01It's all part of my job.
36:03Stay out of trouble, okay?
36:06It's a promise.
36:18Is this where you live?
36:21It's not much, but it's home.
36:23You'll stay upstairs with me.
36:25Doesn't this place give you the creeps?
36:27You get used to it.
36:32Okay.
36:36Nicky, what's all this stuff about the Cupid and everything?
36:40It's a long story.
36:42Sometime you're going to have to explain to me what's going on.
36:45I will.
36:46I promise.
36:48But trust me, you won't believe it.
36:52Well, I think I'll turn in.
36:54It's been a long day.
36:55Yeah, it has been.
36:57See you in the morning.
36:58Good night.
36:59Good night.
36:59I really think we should call the cops on Eddie.
37:01Well, not until we recover the statute.
37:03Supposing he confesses and implicates you.
37:05Now, that's just what happened with the Cupid's last owner.
37:08And then they'd have to hold it for evidence.
37:10Jack's right.
37:11Then we'll be back at school one.
37:12How is she?
37:13Seems all right.
37:34Hi.
37:35Hi.
37:36I couldn't get to a phone until now.
37:37I was worried.
37:38What?
37:39I didn't know what happened to you.
37:41I had to go with him or else they would have gotten suspicious.
37:45Why don't you come over?
37:47Now.
37:47But it's almost morning already.
37:49So?
37:53We can still spend the rest of the night together.
37:55All right.
37:57Did you get back to Cupid?
37:58Yeah.
37:59I'm so glad.
38:01See you soon.
38:03I love you.
38:05I love you.
38:22I love you.
38:22You're welcome.
38:22I'm sorry.
38:22I don't care.
38:22I don't care.
38:23They're coming to you.
38:23I don't care.
38:24But I don't care.
38:24I don't care.
38:27I don't care.
38:28I don't care.
38:45Let's go.
39:24I've waited so long for this.
39:25I'll see.
39:30Tonight, it'll be just the three of us.
39:36You?
39:38I'm sorry.
39:39We overheard your little phone call with Lori.
39:42Where is she?
39:43It's safe.
39:44You can't get at her.
39:47Now give me the cubit.
39:50You tricked me.
39:52Mickey, let me in.
39:54Oh, no!
39:55I can't!
39:58This was for me and Laurie.
40:00Why?
40:01So you could kill her?
40:03I don't want to.
40:04I have to.
40:07It might as well be you.
40:09Just like that other girl tonight.
40:11She made fun of me.
40:14No more.
40:16She finally said she loved me.
40:19They all will.
40:21Even you.
40:26Mickey!
40:27Mickey!
40:28You all right?
40:30I'm fine.
40:39No!
40:40Mickey, get away from me!
40:42I love him!
40:43Hear that?
40:44Now, why don't you be a good fellow and just run along
40:46and let the little lady and I have some fun?
40:50You leave her alone.
40:51What are you gonna do about it?
40:54Eddie.
40:55Eddie, put down the axe.
40:56You want it?
40:58Come and get it!
41:01Help!
41:03Help!
41:05Help!
41:07Help!
41:08Help!
41:08Help!
41:08Help!
41:16I don't know.
41:40I don't know.
42:14What happened?
42:16It's a long story.
42:21Welcome to the world of love.
42:29It's amazing what some people will do for it.
42:31I don't know.
42:31I don't know.
42:54That's it, Jack.
42:56Another one for the trophy room.
42:58Never forget that we're dealing with forces which no one comprehends, my young friend.
43:03Don't take them lightly.
43:06Well, I hope that that disgusting little statue never sees the light of day again.
43:11Yes, don't even think about it.
43:13Now it's back in the vault.
43:14We have to make very good and sure that it's never unleashed again.
43:18All these bedeviled things, if they fall into the wrong hands, we'll have to do it all over.
43:25And remember that next time, we may fail.
43:36I really owe you an apology.
43:38You don't owe us anything.
43:39You didn't know what you were doing.
43:41Like most people in love.
43:44Hey, I got this really terrific idea.
43:46Why don't you and I go grab some sushi, catch a flick, and maybe, you know, take it.
43:49Watch some waves come in on the beach.
43:51Oh, Ryan, I'd love to.
43:52But I'm having somebody pick me up.
43:54Ready?
43:56Yeah.
43:58Maybe some other time.
43:59Yeah.
44:02Bye.
44:06Maybe if I just touched her with the arrow.
44:09Ryan.
44:10I'm just looking for a little edge, all right?
44:12What's life without a dream?
44:15You want to go out for dinner?
44:19Dream on.
44:42.
44:43.
44:43.
44:43.