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00:00:00I might be your wife, but I'm not yours.
00:00:02I will never love you.
00:00:29My wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of my life.
00:00:38But instead, I'm being handed to a man known for bloodshed, the cruel heir of the New York Mafia.
00:00:51There's my bride.
00:01:01Tonight, I'll take my virginity like he takes lives.
00:01:05Without mercy.
00:01:09You're mine now.
00:01:19It's my 18th birthday.
00:01:21I'll finally have a taste of freedom for my strict dad and his mafia.
00:01:25Maybe I'll even get my first kiss.
00:01:28Aria.
00:01:30Happy 18th birthday, Aria.
00:01:33Instead of a birthday party tonight, we'll be having a wedding.
00:01:37Yours.
00:01:39A wedding?
00:01:42I don't even have a boyfriend.
00:01:44I've never been allowed to so much as kiss a boy.
00:01:46Who will I marry?
00:01:47Luca Vitiello.
00:01:49Heir to the New York Mom.
00:01:51Father, you can't.
00:01:52He's cruel and the biggest playboy in the country.
00:01:55He killed his first man at 11.
00:01:57Which means strength for a man in our world.
00:02:00We need to make allies with New York.
00:02:03It's business.
00:02:04You're selling your daughter off for business?
00:02:07Watch how you talk to your father.
00:02:10Would you rather it be your little sister, Gianna?
00:02:13Gianna's 16.
00:02:14But don't think I won't make her.
00:02:20Tell Gianna she's engaged and it's your fault.
00:02:24I wanted to wait for love.
00:02:26Not marry someone who beds women roughly for pleasure.
00:02:29But Gianna is my baby sister.
00:02:31I must protect her.
00:02:33I'm sorry.
00:02:34No.
00:02:36Not Gianna.
00:02:38I'll do it.
00:02:42I will marry Luca.
00:02:44And you'll obey him the way you obey me.
00:02:47And you'll give him a son soon.
00:02:49So that the families unite.
00:02:51I'm just a tool, aren't I?
00:02:55Arya, you come back here.
00:02:57I'm only 18.
00:02:59I can't lose my virginity tonight to...
00:03:07Hello, my bride.
00:03:09Luca.
00:03:13Good.
00:03:16Your father did promise me...
00:03:19The most beautiful girl in Chicago.
00:03:24Give me your hand.
00:03:34This hand is mine now.
00:03:46As is the rest of you.
00:03:49Now tell me...
00:03:50What is our familia's motto, fiancé?
00:03:55Born in blood.
00:03:56It's one in blood.
00:04:08Arya, how dare you disobey me and put your hands on Luca.
00:04:12You stupid little girl.
00:04:16What are you doing, Luca?
00:04:18She is mine now.
00:04:19Mine to protect and do what I wish with.
00:04:21No one touches my wife but me.
00:04:32And tonight, I won't just touch you.
00:04:36I'll wreck you.
00:04:40And you'll beg me for more.
00:04:44Luca is not just any man.
00:04:47He's a beast.
00:04:48And tonight, I'm the sacrifice.
00:04:57You know, you don't have to do this.
00:05:00I would rather spend the rest of my life with Luca
00:05:03than to see my baby sister married off to the familia.
00:05:08Don't worry about me, Gianna.
00:05:11What are you doing?
00:05:12She's just preparing you for tonight.
00:05:14You need to be presentable for your husband.
00:05:17Well, if you don't look good from the front,
00:05:19that won't stop him from taking you from behind.
00:05:22I hear Luca's a beast in the bedroom.
00:05:24That's enough.
00:05:27I'm gonna look at her.
00:05:28I need to speak to my fiancé.
00:05:34I wasn't asking.
00:05:41Why are you always wearing such little clothing when I see you?
00:05:49Take one.
00:05:57Now be a good girl and swallow for me.
00:06:00And now you'll have nothing to worry about, good girl.
00:06:05I'll see you at the altar.
00:06:10Did he do that to protect himself or me?
00:06:17You're pleading.
00:06:19I had to handle some business.
00:06:22And will you honor each other as husband and wife for life?
00:06:29Do you know the promise new members of the familia make?
00:06:35Say it.
00:06:46I vow I will enter alive and I will leave dead.
00:07:01You may now kiss your bride.
00:07:04I know this is your first kiss, princess.
00:07:08It's gonna be the first of many things I take from you tonight.
00:07:17It's official.
00:07:19I'm married to Luca.
00:07:20A king.
00:07:22A god.
00:07:23A monster.
00:07:28Oh, the garter toss.
00:07:32Oh, he is just so sexy.
00:07:35And she's so lucky.
00:07:36Well, she won't be feeling so lucky once the stallion finishes riding her tonight.
00:07:40Oh, I cannot believe this little lamb is now married to the big bad wolf.
00:07:53He's a beast.
00:07:54And not just in the bedroom.
00:08:15Oh, he's a beast.
00:08:19Oh, he's a beast.
00:08:35¿Estás tremendo porque estás miedo de mí? ¿Estás emocionado por esta noche?
00:08:41Si piensas que tu lega está shaking ahora, no podrás estará capaz de estar mañana mañana.
00:08:56No, Luka, estoy embarazada.
00:09:01No, Luka, estoy embarazada.
00:09:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:13¡Gracias.
00:09:16Get yourself together, Aria.
00:09:19¡God, I just—don't wanna lose my virginity to Luka the Mafia God!
00:09:23Well, maybe I can help with that.
00:09:28Rafael, what are you doing here?
00:09:30I'm worried about you, Aria.
00:09:32I know Luka's reputation and I know you don't wanna lose your virginity to some guy who fucks girls like
00:09:39an animal.
00:09:39I need to do this
00:09:41For my family
00:09:42Look, don't you want your first time to be with someone who's going to be gentle with you?
00:09:47Someone you love?
00:09:48That's what I've always wanted
00:09:52Then let me help you
00:09:53My sweet, innocent Arya
00:09:57Let me help break you in
00:09:59That way when Luca fucks you
00:10:01It won't hurt as bad
00:10:09Raphael, no
00:10:11I'm Luca's wife now
00:10:12He is the only man that can touch
00:10:14Oh please
00:10:15He's probably out fucking some whore in the broom closet
00:10:22Take your dress off
00:10:23Or I'll take it off for you
00:10:33Where's your little bride?
00:10:35She seems a bit cold to you
00:10:37Doesn't she know that women would kill to be in your bed?
00:10:40We could tell her
00:10:43Or
00:10:44We could show her
00:10:46Grace
00:10:48I won't save you
00:10:51Besides you should be thanking me
00:10:53At least when I fuck you
00:10:54I won't treat you like a whore
00:10:57You think Luca cares about you?
00:10:59He will never love you like I do
00:11:01He will gut you for this
00:11:03My father is second in command of the Chicago Mafia
00:11:06That New York pussy can't do shit to me
00:11:10Now let me give you a little preview of what's going to happen tonight
00:11:16You little bitch
00:11:17No! Luca!
00:11:20Arya
00:11:24That's it
00:11:26I said no one touches my wife
00:11:28Well me
00:11:38What makes you think that you can touch my wife?
00:11:41I didn't I swear
00:11:42Now you're lying to me?
00:11:44The head of the familia?
00:11:46Now it would not be a proper Mafia wedding without some entertainment
00:11:51And Raphael here of the Chicago Mafia is generous enough to provide us with that
00:11:56But you see Raphael didn't know that in our family
00:12:01We don't fucking harm women
00:12:03We don't touch our brother's women
00:12:05And we definitely don't disobey me
00:12:12So my darling wife
00:12:14Which hand did he touch you with?
00:12:16And make sure that you choose the right one
00:12:19Because he will lose it tonight
00:12:24Oh well it looks like my gracious wife is feeling forgiving today
00:12:31So how do you feel about just one pinky?
00:12:35No please
00:12:36Please please
00:12:37No I'm sorry
00:12:38Well this is to make sure that you never forget
00:12:42No
00:12:43No
00:12:43No
00:12:44No please
00:12:51And let this be a lesson to you
00:12:53Nobody
00:12:55Touches Arya
00:12:57But me
00:13:20My family is going to wait outside and listen to make sure that we consummate the marriage
00:13:32Are you ready for them to hear your moans?
00:13:42You hear them out there?
00:13:45They're not going to leave until we give them what they want
00:13:49And as you can probably feel right now, I really want it too
00:13:54You look like a skittish little doe in the clutches of a wolf
00:14:00I'm not going to maul you
00:14:05Oh don't look at me like that
00:14:06I can't kiss you when you look at me like that
00:14:08Then maybe I'll look at you this way all night
00:14:10Then maybe I'll take you from behind so I don't have to look at your face
00:14:15Will you relax? I'm not a monster
00:14:16Just a killer?
00:14:19We're supposed to be in love
00:14:26I don't do love, Arya
00:14:40Here comes the night not afraid of the dark
00:14:46try this I might but don't know where it's time
00:15:05i don't make love
00:15:08i fuck
00:15:22your father didn't lie
00:15:24you are the most beautiful girl in chicago
00:15:30now you're mine
00:15:32say it
00:15:36i married you to protect my sister
00:15:38my family
00:15:42i might be your wife but i'm not yours
00:15:44i will never love you
00:16:10sorry i didn't mean to i'm sorry
00:16:12stop
00:16:13i will not force you aria but
00:16:16if there's no blood on that sheet tonight then our families will go to war again
00:16:21and this
00:16:22this is nothing compared to the bloodshed that will follow
00:16:34they want blood
00:16:38they'll get blood
00:16:40they'll protect your granny and i'll protect you
00:16:43deal
00:16:52you gotta work hard in school
00:16:54then you can be super successful when you grow up
00:16:57i promise
00:16:57i will just don't leave
00:16:59chris
00:17:00hayley
00:17:02chris
00:17:04hayley
00:17:12i'm gonna work hard just like i promised
00:17:15and when i grow up i'm gonna marry you
00:17:25what's that mr robin
00:17:32it's been 18 years
00:17:34hayley where have you been
00:17:35now you'll be happy to know that i've kept my promise
00:17:38i've worked hard
00:17:39made a name for myself
00:17:41but you haven't responded to any of my letters
00:17:44i hope you and your granny will do it
00:17:56get my son out of the car and bring him to me
00:17:58yes ma'am
00:18:03mr robinson
00:18:04please allow me to hop your way out
00:18:16i don't need anyone's help
00:18:17of course
00:18:18you're a somatic for your age
00:18:29bring me the gift i've prepared for my son
00:18:35mom what's this for
00:18:37i've spent hundreds of thousands of dollars
00:18:40sending you to the top prep schools
00:18:42every year you come home with straight f's
00:18:44if you're not going to study
00:18:46you're going to need to learn some useful life skills
00:18:48which include
00:18:52mowing the lawn
00:18:53chris robinson
00:18:54this is your last chance
00:18:56do you want to study
00:18:57or do you want to mow the lawn
00:19:01i pick
00:19:04mowing the lawn
00:19:10chris
00:19:10you actually rather mow lawns than study
00:19:16alright ma'am
00:19:16he'll come around
00:19:18gemminar
00:19:19tops
00:19:20fine
00:19:21i'll call his bluff
00:19:22we'll wait for him to give up first
00:19:28he's been over an hour and he's still out there having fun
00:19:31he's never going to take his studies seriously
00:19:33dear lord
00:19:34send me an angel to help whip my son into shape
00:19:37wow
00:19:39oh no
00:19:40why is this flower uprooted
00:19:42hey
00:19:43somebody give me a plant pot
00:19:44we have to keep these flowers alive
00:19:46stop right
00:19:49stop right there
00:19:50stop
00:19:51stop right there
00:19:54stop
00:19:57oh
00:19:58oh
00:19:58oh
00:19:59oh
00:19:59oh
00:20:00oh
00:20:01yeah served you right
00:20:02is that how your mama raised you
00:20:04to rock from a poor old lady
00:20:06you ought to be ashamed
00:20:07oh you little brat
00:20:09oh
00:20:10i'm gonna beat your ass
00:20:12oh
00:20:13oh
00:20:14wow
00:20:14look at that amazing little girl
00:20:17she put that thief in his place like a boss
00:20:21if she were watching over chris i bet she could set him straight
00:20:25learned your lesson yet you stupid thief
00:20:28oh
00:20:28i'm sorry i'm sorry to waste your mercy
00:20:30sweetie
00:20:31i called the cox i'll see to it that she's arrested
00:20:35hailey
00:20:36hailey are you hurt
00:20:38nah i'm fine granny
00:20:39looky here
00:20:40i got your money back
00:20:41thank you hailey
00:20:43i'll need every cent for my surgery
00:20:45how could that wallet fit enough cash for surgery
00:20:51hey
00:20:52i'm real sorry i broke a flower pot
00:20:54ew
00:20:55stay away from you country bumpkin
00:20:57you're all dirty and gross
00:20:59i'm dirty and gross
00:21:00you're not covered in mud
00:21:02you look like a sticky hobo
00:21:03hailey
00:21:04remember what i said
00:21:06we don't judge people by their appearances
00:21:09sorry granny
00:21:10i shouldn't have said that
00:21:11come on
00:21:12we gotta get you to the hospital
00:21:17take chris home
00:21:20i'm going to see about getting my son a tutor that can set him straight
00:21:31how much is it
00:21:32mom the upfront cost is two hundred thousand dollars
00:21:35i'll be fine without surgery
00:21:38i'll pay the two hundred thousand
00:21:41oh
00:21:41you're the nice lady from earlier
00:21:44but
00:21:46why do you want to help us
00:21:47well i'd actually like a little help from you in return
00:21:51i'd like you to whip my bratty little son into shape
00:21:59homework
00:21:59no thanks
00:22:00i'll rip it all up so there's nothing you can do about it
00:22:03mr robinson please stop these books are brand new
00:22:06shut up
00:22:07one more word and i'll tell my mom to fire you
00:22:10i could do whatever i want
00:22:12so long as i may can behave right
00:22:14of course miss
00:22:15but be warned
00:22:16he's already driven off a dozen tutors with his antics
00:22:18you're our last hope
00:22:20relax
00:22:21i got this
00:22:22now
00:22:23get me a belt
00:22:24and make sure
00:22:25it's real leather
00:22:28yeah
00:22:29that's right
00:22:30i'd rather mow the lawn
00:22:31than do my homework
00:22:34ah
00:22:46you again
00:22:47the country bumpkin
00:22:48how'd you even get in here
00:22:49i'm not a country bumpkin
00:22:51i'm hayley
00:22:52and starting right now
00:22:53i'm a new tutor
00:22:54so are you gonna study
00:22:56or am i gonna have to feed some senses to you
00:22:58i'm never gonna study
00:23:00yeah you heard me
00:23:01what's she gonna do huh
00:23:02hit me
00:23:04i dare you
00:23:06no one's ever dared me that before
00:23:08but sure
00:23:09gladly
00:23:15you
00:23:17you actually hit me
00:23:20this girl hit me
00:23:21call the cops
00:23:22you really think the cops are gonna care that you got whipped by a little girl
00:23:25you are not getting out of this
00:23:40i'll ask you one more time
00:23:43are you gonna do your homework
00:23:48fine fine
00:23:49i'll do my homework
00:23:50i'll do it
00:24:02how's that for a lesson
00:24:04chris how could you
00:24:06you asked for this
00:24:07you asked for this
00:24:16ow mom
00:24:17do something
00:24:19i'm your own child
00:24:20don't let this lunatic kill me
00:24:22well
00:24:23you should have listened to hayley
00:24:25and eaten your dinner like a good boy
00:24:26and maybe she wanted to break out the belt
00:24:29yeah
00:24:30now are you gonna eat your steak
00:24:31or am i gonna have to beat you some more
00:24:35fine i'll eat it
00:24:42i've never been so humiliated in my life
00:24:45hayley
00:24:46you're gonna regret this
00:24:53where's chris
00:24:55he's in the study miss
00:24:56really?
00:24:57since when is he such a good student?
00:25:08i'm not a good student
00:25:20i'm not a good student
00:25:22i'm not a good student
00:25:26i'm not a good student
00:25:27i'm not a good student
00:25:27i'm not a good student
00:25:28i'm not a good student
00:25:28i'm not a good student
00:25:29i'm not a good student
00:25:29i'm not a good student
00:25:29i'm not a good student
00:25:38¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:25:59Ma'am, Ms. Hayley isn't going to break him, is she?
00:26:04Nonsense. Hayley's a kind young lady. She'll know when to stop.
00:26:10Trying to bully me so you can get out of study?
00:26:13No, no, no, I'm not, I'm not. I'm sorry. I'll study, I'll study!
00:26:32Chris really finished all this on his own?
00:26:35Yeah, he's actually a pretty fast learner when he puts his heart to it.
00:26:40Whoa, it's been one month of tutoring. That's the first time she said something nice about me.
00:26:46Thank you, Hayley. You really saved Chris.
00:26:56Wow, are you giving me the whole universe?
00:27:00This is truly magical.
00:27:03What's in your cookie, Tim?
00:27:04I can't tell you now. It's a surprise. We'll have to wait till we're grown up.
00:27:11Okay.
00:27:25Since when do you work out?
00:27:27I want to get it buff and strong so I can protect the people I care about.
00:27:32I want to get buff and strong too. Then I can protect Granny.
00:27:41Hayley, you'll protect your Granny and I'll protect you. Deal?
00:28:07Here's what's in your video.
00:28:08Wow. Chris, you aced your practice exam. At this rate, you'll be top of your class.
00:28:16¿Qué te parece?
00:28:17Hayley, ¿crees que los vestidos de las hermosas? ¿Por qué te vas a ir a la?
00:28:21Auntie Donna, ya ha hecho mucho para mí. No puedo tomar nada más de ti.
00:28:27Hayley, ¿há dónde? ¿A dónde? ¿A dónde? ¿A dónde? ¿Es muy bien?
00:28:30Sí, Oregon es muy muy cerca.
00:28:32Estamos aquí a la L.A. para que Granny se ve mejor doctor.
00:28:38Hayley, no puedo agradecerle a Chris todo el año.
00:28:41He really changed him for the better
00:28:43I'm so grateful
00:28:47Listen, would you like to stay with us
00:28:49And go to school with Chris next year?
00:28:51Yeah, Hayley, stay
00:28:52We can go to school together
00:28:53You can have your own room at our house
00:28:55You can wear pretty dresses every day
00:28:59And I'll make sure we cook all your favorite foods
00:29:04Yeah, but the cow back at the farm
00:29:06Better have her baby
00:29:07So we gotta go take care of him
00:29:11So you're just gonna leave me just like that?
00:29:15We can write letters
00:29:16I'll talk to you next summer
00:29:17Really? Promise?
00:29:19I'm gonna write you letters every day
00:29:32Mom, you can't let Hayley leave
00:29:34You can't let her go
00:29:35Chris, I know you're sad to see her go
00:29:38But we have to respect Hayley's decision
00:29:39I don't care, Mom
00:29:41You can't let her go
00:29:43Chris, you gotta work hard in school
00:29:46And you can be super successful when you grow up
00:29:48I promise
00:29:49I won't
00:29:50Just don't leave
00:29:51Chris
00:29:52Hayley
00:29:53Chris
00:29:56Hayley
00:30:04I'm gonna work hard
00:30:05Just like I promised
00:30:07And when I grow up
00:30:08I'm gonna marry you
00:30:17Welcome back, Mr. Robinson
00:30:24It's been 18 years
00:30:25Hayley, where have you been?
00:30:28Boss
00:30:29Are your sinuses acting up again?
00:30:44Boss
00:30:45I got the best doctor in the country to take a look at you
00:30:47She's cured so many patients
00:30:49People started calling her Dr. Elixir
00:30:51Dr. Elixir
00:30:52It's a pretty lofty title, huh?
00:31:07Those eyes seem familiar
00:31:15Please, sit
00:31:20Could she be
00:31:22Hayley?
00:31:23So, I looked over your blood work
00:31:25And there's nothing too serious going on
00:31:26You just need an allergy, Sean
00:31:28You should be fine in a few days
00:31:29I'm sorry
00:31:30Hold on one second
00:31:31Did you say a few days?
00:31:34See, I've had seasonal allergies my entire life
00:31:37So how are you going to cure it in a few days?
00:31:40Just give it a shot, okay?
00:31:42You never know
00:31:45Now please, stand up
00:31:51And pull down your pants
00:31:53I'm sorry, pull down my pants
00:31:55Yeah, that's not gonna happen
00:31:56Yes, the shot needs to be administered to the gluteal muscle for the best impact
00:32:00What?
00:32:00No, I don't
00:32:02Sir, I don't have all day
00:32:03Ah, ah, okay
00:32:09She's only the second girl to pull down my pants
00:32:13All done
00:32:20Your fiance sent you flowers again
00:32:22The wedding's coming up soon, isn't it?
00:32:25Lucy, I'm so patient
00:32:27Oh, sorry
00:32:28Pardon my intrusion
00:32:32Now she reminds me of Hayley
00:32:33But there is no way they didn't lie, Hayley
00:32:38Just come back next year for another shot
00:32:40I need to come back here
00:32:43Oh, uh
00:32:48Hey, who was that?
00:32:50I feel like I've seen this face somewhere
00:32:53Needs me
00:32:54He's probably just another tech founder there everywhere these days
00:32:58Sure seems like it
00:32:59Sure seems like it
00:32:59Oh, and about your granny
00:33:01We looked into the reasons behind her relapse
00:33:04And it looks like you stepmom and stepsister paid her a visit
00:33:09And something they said to her sent her into a fit
00:33:12What?
00:33:13I can't believe they would rile her up like that
00:33:16I'm gonna find them and I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind
00:33:29Merrill's gonna have seen this día
00:33:30Bye
00:33:30Bye
00:33:32Bye
00:33:32Bye
00:33:36Bye
00:33:37Bye
00:33:38Bye
00:33:39Bye
00:33:39¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:34:09I found Haley. Hold on a second. She hasn't contacted me, so are you sure that it's actually Haley?
00:34:15As sure as it gets. She used the card you gave her at a local mall.
00:34:18She? From 18 years ago, that card that I gave her? She used it?
00:34:24Okay. Where does she live? I want to go see her right now.
00:34:27I'm confirming her address right now. I'll have an update soon.
00:34:29Great.
00:34:31I can't believe it. This is finally happening.
00:34:34Haley, I found you!
00:34:42Mom, we did it. We just had to ask Haley's grandmother for her birthday, and now we're millionaires.
00:34:49But I really wonder where that bitch found such a filthy rich benefactor.
00:34:54I mean, the guy's been sending her money every year.
00:34:57Good thing she lost her memories in that car accident.
00:34:59She probably doesn't even know herself.
00:35:02It's her loss.
00:35:07But Mom, that's Haley's card, right? Isn't that, like, fraud?
00:35:16Time to go home, Granny.
00:35:36How'd that little rat get some rich family to support her?
00:35:40Whatever.
00:35:41Now that she's lost her memory, all this money is ours.
00:35:49Oh, Bella, don't fret.
00:35:51She doesn't even know where the money's coming from.
00:35:53If she can't prove who the donor is, no one's going to believe her.
00:35:59Bella?
00:36:01What did you say to my Granny?
00:36:02Whatever you did made her relapse.
00:36:07Haley, you're just going to come in here and start yelling?
00:36:09I thought you'd finally grow some manners after all these years.
00:36:12Save the temper tantrum.
00:36:14We probably spent north of a million bucks on your old Granny surgeries.
00:36:17Yeah, I'd rather your Granny just kick the bucket so we stop wasting our money.
00:36:21Shut up.
00:36:22I've already told you I'm going to pay you back, and that's exactly what I'm going to do.
00:36:25Yeah, right.
00:36:26You're just a useless farm girl living off food stamps and scholarships.
00:36:31Okay, so I used to get financial help, so what?
00:36:33Now I'm the best doctor in town, and I'll pay back that debt in no time.
00:36:37Oh my god, Haley, if wearing a fancy coat makes you a doctor,
00:36:40then what do these designer clothes make me?
00:36:42The richest woman on Earth?
00:36:46Come on, just be a good girl in Mary Davis,
00:36:48and do it quickly before your Granny kills over.
00:36:50I already promised Davis' family that you'd marry him.
00:36:53In return, he'll pay Edith's medical bills.
00:36:56Can we quit it with this whole Davis thing?
00:36:58I'm already engaged to Hardy.
00:37:00Oh.
00:37:01You really think you're going to marry Hardy?
00:37:03Haley, he's in love with me.
00:37:05I'm the one marrying him.
00:37:07Just face it, and tie the knot with that cripple Davis.
00:37:12Be a good girl and marry that cripple.
00:37:14Your Granny's dead.
00:37:18So long as you're missing.
00:37:19You're good.
00:37:20That's cool enough.
00:37:22Ah, I'm going to go over here.
00:37:25Ah!
00:37:31Boss, it's been confirmed.
00:37:33This is Haley Sagres.
00:37:36Haley, it's been 18 years.
00:37:38I am so excited to see you again.
00:37:40Are you going to feel the same way about me?
00:37:45Arthur, how do I look?
00:37:48Dashing, successful.
00:37:50I need to make sure I make a good impression.
00:37:52He's the richest man in the world,
00:37:54and he's blushing with a little boy about to talk to his crush.
00:37:58Boss, you look dashing as always.
00:38:00Always.
00:38:02But she's not going to, like, reject me or anything.
00:38:05I'm not going to be disappointed.
00:38:07Of course not.
00:38:09But sir, it has been 18 years.
00:38:13Are you sure Miss Haley still remembers you?
00:38:16What if she's already married?
00:38:18No.
00:38:19No.
00:38:19She wouldn't get married.
00:38:21We made a promise.
00:38:22Long time ago.
00:38:24Not going to happen.
00:38:27Haley, I'm back.
00:38:29I can't wait to see you.
00:38:34Boss?
00:38:36We might be too late.
00:38:43No.
00:38:45That's impossible.
00:38:46Haley would never get married.
00:38:47So the girl Mr. Robinson's had his heart set on for 18 years
00:38:52is getting married?
00:38:53Don't tell me he's about to crash the wedding.
00:38:55Now, if anyone present would object to this happy couple's union,
00:39:00speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:39:02If not, you may kiss the bride.
00:39:09I'm Jack.
00:39:13Haley, you remember me?
00:39:19You know, it's been three hours since we said goodbye.
00:39:24You couldn't wait a few more?
00:39:26All night long, huh?
00:39:28Someone's confident.
00:39:32You know what else I'm confident in?
00:39:35I'll give you a little man who's going to get his lips later.
00:39:38Alara.
00:39:42Cool.
00:39:42It looks like it's a win-win.
00:39:44You get money, and I get a good time.
00:39:47Money?
00:39:48She thinks I'm an escort.
00:39:49Just when I think tonight couldn't get any more interesting.
00:39:53Good time.
00:40:06$50,000.
00:40:07If you sleep with me tonight, stranger.
00:40:13Does your husband know you're out, little missy?
00:40:21I want a divorce.
00:40:23No baby, no divorce.
00:40:26Hey, slow down.
00:40:28That'll go to your head before you know it.
00:40:43He's a total stranger, Alara.
00:40:45But he's perfect.
00:40:59$50,000.
00:41:01If you sleep with me tonight, stranger.
00:41:06Does your husband know you're out, little missy?
00:41:11Don't, little missy, me.
00:41:15He's the one who sent me here.
00:41:21Who are you?
00:41:23What's going on?
00:41:24What's going on here, honey, is your husband hired us to get you pregnant.
00:41:28No.
00:41:31Shit!
00:41:32Bisha's got a gun!
00:41:33Get out!
00:41:34Or I'll shoot!
00:41:36Shit!
00:41:36Bisha's got a gun!
00:41:38Run!
00:41:40Don't!
00:41:44Did you really just hire three psychos to...
00:41:48You're my husband, Josh.
00:41:52Alara, we've been through this.
00:41:56You're only my wife so you can get knocked up.
00:42:00Give me an heir so I can claim my inheritance.
00:42:03And Lord knows I'm not letting you have my kids.
00:42:07The only woman I will ever make babies with is Marie.
00:42:12It's just too bad I didn't meet her until after I was stuck with you.
00:42:15You're despicable.
00:42:17I didn't think I was ever in love with you.
00:42:20I want a divorce.
00:42:24Ain't for you to decide.
00:42:26You signed a contract, remember?
00:42:28No baby, no divorce.
00:42:31You know how powerful my family is.
00:42:34If you don't play along, you and your mom can rot in jail together.
00:42:41You know what?
00:42:42Fuck you.
00:42:43Your disgusting tactics.
00:42:46You know what?
00:42:48I will get pregnant.
00:42:50And I'm going to do it with a man who's a million times better than you.
00:42:57No one better than me will ever want someone like you.
00:43:04Just wait.
00:43:11Josh.
00:43:11Yeah?
00:43:12Your Uncle Cole Vance is in town.
00:43:14He's agreed to your request for a quick meeting.
00:43:17He's in town?
00:43:17Great.
00:43:18Thank you, Max.
00:43:19I'll meet him at the House of Escorts.
00:43:20There's lots of hot babes there.
00:43:45So are you going to tell me your name?
00:43:47Or are we going to remain strangers?
00:43:51All night.
00:43:52All night.
00:43:53All night long, huh?
00:43:56Someone's confident.
00:43:59You know what else I'm confident in?
00:44:02I don't know when you're staying to those lips later.
00:44:06Alara.
00:44:09Well, it looks like it's a win-win.
00:44:12You get money, and I get a good time.
00:44:15Money?
00:44:16She thinks I'm an escort?
00:44:17Just when I think tonight couldn't get any more interesting.
00:44:21Good time.
00:44:21I just let you go.
00:44:24I see red, red, oh, red.
00:44:33I come to your head.
00:44:37Red, to your head.
00:44:41Now all I see is red, red.
00:44:54I have to say, Cole.
00:44:56I'm very pleased with your services.
00:45:06I'm pleased to hear this.
00:45:08You know, I was thinking, why don't I hire you long-term?
00:45:14You can be my exclusive escort.
00:45:18Exclusive?
00:45:19Mm-hmm.
00:45:22Well, little Missy, how much do you think I'm worth?
00:45:43$500,000 a month.
00:45:47That's a deal, Alara.
00:46:04That voice, it sounds like Alara.
00:46:12I wouldn't if I were you, Josh.
00:46:15Max, I was just, uh, nothing.
00:46:23What was I thinking?
00:46:24Uncle Cole is the richest bachelor in the States.
00:46:27He'd never be with a nobody like Alara.
00:46:31Boss, your nine o'clock is here.
00:46:33Come in.
00:46:34Stay.
00:46:35Stay.
00:46:38Morning, boss.
00:46:39Sorry to interrupt with your, um, new friend.
00:46:44Well, technically, she's my client.
00:46:47She just paid me to sleep with her.
00:46:49What?
00:46:50Are you joking, boss?
00:46:51You're the CEO of Global Vantage.
00:46:53You're the richest man in the US.
00:46:55How could you let a woman buy you out?
00:46:57Shh.
00:46:58I want to stay low-key, remember?
00:47:00She doesn't know who I am.
00:47:02Sorry, boss.
00:47:06Sorry, boss.
00:47:12Hit me up.
00:47:14Little messy.
00:47:15You know I will.
00:47:16Big daddy.
00:47:36That kind of look like Alara.
00:47:40Are you here to meet me, or Gawk and my girl?
00:47:43Uh, hey, Uncle Cole.
00:47:45Um, sorry.
00:47:55That woman.
00:47:57Pushy.
00:47:59I don't believe I have to disclose the identity of my lovers to my nephew.
00:48:04Right.
00:48:06Sorry, Uncle.
00:48:10His lover?
00:48:11It definitely isn't Alara.
00:48:14There's no way she could beg a man like Uncle Cole.
00:48:18So what did you want to talk about, Josh?
00:48:19I don't have all day.
00:48:21Uh, yes, Uncle Cole.
00:48:22Uh, I was just wondering if you'd consider my construction company for your new project.
00:48:26Now, I know you and the family haven't had the best relationship, but, uh, family is still family.
00:48:33Your grandfather, my dad, disowned me.
00:48:38I built Global Vantage from the ground up.
00:48:41And now you want to play family?
00:48:43I'm not like Grandpa.
00:48:45Anything you need, Uncle Cole, I'll get for you.
00:48:49Here.
00:48:50A token of my sincerity.
00:48:53A Kronos Rolex?
00:48:56That must be 20% of your net worth, Josh, trying to bribe me.
00:49:02I'll get back to you after the funeral.
00:49:05Thank you, Uncle Cole.
00:49:20I want $500,000.
00:49:25For what?
00:49:27A male escort.
00:49:28I found a guy that I've taken some liking to, and I want to hire him for a month.
00:49:33You want to spend your husband's hard-earned cash on a male prostitute?
00:49:38Are you out of your mind?
00:49:41What else am I supposed to do, Josh?
00:49:43You want me to get pregnant, and you won't touch me.
00:49:47I'm trapped.
00:49:49Cut the crap, okay, Laura?
00:49:52You always had a crush on me growing up.
00:49:54You're just throwing a tantrum.
00:49:57Look, I found dozens of rich and powerful men for you, and you turned them down.
00:50:02You really expect me to believe you're going to run off with some cowboy?
00:50:05Who I sleep with is none of your business.
00:50:10Give me the money, and I'll have a positive pregnancy test for you within the month.
00:50:18Fine, take the money.
00:50:20But if you're not pregnant by that time, you and your mom are both dead.
00:50:37Don't forget my grandpa's funeral at three.
00:50:41I expect you to act like my wife and behave.
00:50:57Actually, Max, go ahead and drop me off right here.
00:50:59I'm going to walk.
00:51:01What?
00:51:01Are you sure, boss?
00:51:03Yes.
00:51:05And cancel my meeting with the mayor.
00:51:07This is more important.
00:51:32You know, it's been three hours since we said goodbye.
00:51:37You couldn't wait a few more?
00:51:39Look at that.
00:51:42Someone's bringing his A-game.
00:51:43I try to keep my clients satisfied.
00:51:48So, are you just going to stand there and stare at me all day, or can I come in?
00:51:55I suppose.
00:52:10And what's this, little missy?
00:52:12Your exclusive deal.
00:52:14Signed.
00:52:15I mean, this is business after all, cool.
00:52:18It's soft, love me freely.
00:52:20Okay, Alara.
00:52:22It's our business.
00:52:28Rule number one.
00:52:30I'll need you on call.
00:52:3224-7.
00:52:33Wherever I want.
00:52:35Whenever I want.
00:52:37For the next month, I'm all yours.
00:52:39Rule number two.
00:52:41We stay out of each other's personal lives.
00:52:43No last names, no childhood memories, nothing.
00:52:47Got it?
00:52:49Works for me, little missy.
00:52:51And rule number three.
00:52:52No more calling me little missy.
00:52:56Your wish is my command, Alara.
00:52:59All right.
00:53:01Then sign the contract.
00:53:20Well, is there anything else that I can help you with?
00:53:24Huh?
00:53:26Because I can think of something.
00:53:42That's your husband?
00:53:43The guy who hired those men to assault you, so you'd give him a child?
00:53:46Shh.
00:53:47This will just take a second.
00:53:50Alara, where the hell are you?
00:53:51You're supposed to be at the church for my Grandpa Alberto's funeral.
00:53:54The service doesn't start for another two hours.
00:53:56I don't give a shit about this stupid funeral.
00:53:58Donald, all the CEOs in town are here, and I need you to act like my wife while I rub
00:54:02some
00:54:02elbows.
00:54:04That sounds like your problem, Josh, not mine.
00:54:07Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm with someone.
00:54:10Who?
00:54:11Your imaginary callboy?
00:54:12Cut the crap, Alara.
00:54:14The only way someone would want you is if you paid them.
00:54:18I'm hanging up now.
00:54:19Good luck finding someone to fuck you.
00:54:23I don't give a shit.
00:54:41What was that?
00:54:44Alara!
00:54:45Alara!
00:54:46Don't hold back.
00:54:48Show that asshole what he's missing.
00:54:55Alara!
00:54:58Alara!
00:55:13Alara!
00:55:14Alara, are you really with the callboy right now?
00:55:17I thought you didn't care, Josh.
00:55:19No, you're not.
00:55:20You're probably watching some anime porn or something.
00:55:24Bye, Josh.
00:55:24I really am.
00:55:26See now.
00:55:29Disgusting.
00:55:34Now, where were we?
00:55:38Right now.
00:55:41You're special.
00:55:43And I feel bad.
00:55:45In a rush to get married, we never consummated our relationship.
00:55:49But maybe later tonight, we can...
00:56:08Stop moving.
00:56:10Hands up.
00:56:11Easy, soldier.
00:56:13You have some coffee?
00:56:14This weather's freezing my balls.
00:56:16This is a restricted military facility.
00:56:18Turn around and walk away, or I'll warm you up by unloading my clip into you.
00:56:23That would be a monumentally stupid thing to do.
00:56:25Let General Allen know that I'm here.
00:56:27Then step aside, soldier.
00:56:29General Allen, huh?
00:56:30Who do you think you are?
00:56:33The damn president?
00:56:36The general doesn't take walk-ins by random man in prissy suits.
00:56:40Back the fuck up, or I'll take you down.
00:56:59What the hell are you doing, soldier?
00:57:03Sir, this con man was trying to talk his way into our secure facility.
00:57:09Con man, this is Damian Blaine, CEO of Atlas Defense Group.
00:57:13Our top military contractor.
00:57:16He single-handedly controls the global arms trade.
00:57:19You fucking fool!
00:57:21I'm sorry, sir.
00:57:22I'm a fool, sir.
00:57:24Please, sir, forgive me for my stupidity.
00:57:28Out of here, soldier.
00:57:30Step aside.
00:57:38Gentlemen, your arsenal's best intercontinental ballistic missile takes 27 minutes to reach its target across the globe.
00:57:45Giving our enemies 27 minutes to prepare and launch retaliatory strikes.
00:57:49It's a weak spot, but we can't do any better.
00:57:52It's impossible.
00:57:54Impossible isn't in my vocabulary.
00:57:57We can do better.
00:57:59I have.
00:58:01I got it down from 27 minutes to only 3.
00:58:06I thought you'd be skeptical.
00:58:08So how about a show-and-tell?
00:58:10Gentlemen, I present to you the Titan Missile.
00:58:13Now you can strike anywhere in the world in just 3 minutes.
00:58:25And again, sir, we'll take all of it.
00:58:28No matter the cost, we'll take it all.
00:58:32I thought you'd say so.
00:58:33Good.
00:58:34Now, before you leave, the President would like to host you for dinner.
00:58:37Well, I'm honored, but please tell the President I'm unavailable.
00:58:40Tonight, I have other plans.
00:58:42You're standing up, the President.
00:58:45What plans could be more important?
00:58:47Hmm.
00:58:48Well, General, as you can imagine, I sell weapons for a living.
00:58:51And my father's worried that I'll die single.
00:58:53So tonight, I'm going on a date to find my future wife.
00:59:05So, what do you do for a living?
00:59:07Well, uh, I'm...
00:59:09My father's demanding I settle down.
00:59:12But I don't want a wife when he wants me for my money.
00:59:14I'm in sales.
00:59:16What about you, Sarah?
00:59:17Sales?
00:59:19How much do you make?
00:59:21But does that really matter?
00:59:23Yeah.
00:59:25Okay.
00:59:26Um, in a good year, 50 or 60...
00:59:3060 grand?
00:59:32Good Lord, you...
00:59:33You can't even get a one-bedroom rental on that.
00:59:37Oh.
00:59:39I cannot believe my daddy set me up with someone so...
00:59:43Poor.
00:59:45Why don't we get to know each other a bit before discussing money?
00:59:48Hmm, pass.
00:59:49Money's the only thing that matters.
00:59:53What a waste of my time.
00:59:55I passed up dinner with the president for this date.
00:59:58Talk about a waste of time.
00:59:59And I meant 50 or 60 million.
01:00:07Had a bad date, huh?
01:00:12This might sound crazy, but I would make it worth your while.
01:00:17Would you want to get married?
01:00:23My family's business is struggling.
01:00:25My father, a very traditional man, has got it in his head that the solution to our problems
01:00:31is marrying me off to some rich snob.
01:00:33I'm flattered, but what makes you think I fit the rich man profile?
01:00:38Doesn't matter.
01:00:39I don't care how much you make.
01:00:41I just need to get married to get my parents off my back while I fix our business.
01:00:45On-track marriage.
01:00:47Huh.
01:00:48That could work too.
01:00:49I know it's a crazy thing to ask, but I could pay you $10,000.
01:00:54All you'd have to do is play along and-
01:00:57That won't be necessary.
01:00:59I'd marry you for free.
01:01:04So I suppose my soon-to-be wife should know my name.
01:01:08I'm Damien.
01:01:10Irish Soulson.
01:01:12Pleasure to meet you.
01:01:13Pleasure to meet you.
01:01:14I hope you don't have any Christmas plans, because as my fiance, I need you to come meet
01:01:18my family.
01:01:21Looking forward to it.
01:01:25Mr. Damien, Merry Christmas.
01:01:27Merry Christmas.
01:01:28These are the Christmas gifts that you got for the Ulstons.
01:01:31They're worth hundreds of millions, so please let me securely deliver them to them.
01:01:35No need.
01:01:36I'll deliver them myself.
01:01:37Uh, but this is a company SUV.
01:01:40I'm a little confused.
01:01:42You're the Ulstons' honored guest, and they didn't get you a car?
01:01:45Do they realize who you are?
01:01:47I haven't met the family or told them who I am yet.
01:01:49That's how I want it.
01:01:51I want them to know me for me.
01:01:52Rather than my money.
01:01:54All right.
01:01:55Whatever you say, sir.
01:02:01Yes?
01:02:03And you are?
01:02:04Mom.
01:02:05This is my husband.
01:02:06We were just talking about you.
01:02:08Merry Christmas, ma'am.
01:02:09I'm Damien.
01:02:10I was hoping it was all a bad dream, but you're really here.
01:02:14My daughter really married a poor salesman.
01:02:18Mom, be respectful.
01:02:19I like him.
01:02:22Oh, God.
01:02:23This is Olsen.
01:02:26You're looking as lovely as ever.
01:02:29Oh, Marcus.
01:02:31What a lovely surprise.
01:02:33I didn't know you'd arrived.
01:02:36Um, what was your name again?
01:02:40Salesman.
01:02:41Oh, Damien.
01:02:42Yes, Damien.
01:02:43You should be honored.
01:02:45This is Marcus Walton, heir to the Walton Group, and the only man worthy of marrying my daughter.
01:02:53So, you chose to marry this, Iris?
01:03:01How bizarre.
01:03:02Bizarre.
01:03:03Bizarre.
01:03:04Yes.
01:03:05What can I say?
01:03:07My wife, Iris, has good taste.
01:03:10Don't be rude.
01:03:12Do you know who you're talking to?
01:03:15This man, the Walton Group, makes over a million dollars a month.
01:03:20You could probably never earn that much in an entire year.
01:03:25You'd be surprised.
01:03:27I'm sorry, Damien.
01:03:28This isn't...
01:03:29Don't bother, Mrs. Olsen.
01:03:30There's no point in trying to explain anything to someone like him.
01:03:35You're right, Marcus.
01:03:37Let's not waste our thoughts on such negative things.
01:03:40It's Christmas!
01:03:42It's Christmas.
01:03:46I'm sorry.
01:03:48Marcus is the douchebag my parents want me to marry.
01:03:51They only care about being rich, and they hate people who aren't.
01:03:55That's why my mom's being rude to you.
01:03:57They have no idea what being rich means.
01:04:00Damien, are you upset?
01:04:02Please, you're not going to back out of this, right?
01:04:04Oh, no, no, no.
01:04:05I'm all in.
01:04:06And when I make a promise, I plan to keep it.
01:04:10I never screw you like that.
01:04:12I mean, unless you can send it first.
01:04:17Iris, did you know Marcus is working on a deal with Harvey Lambert?
01:04:23No, Mom.
01:04:24I didn't.
01:04:25Because I don't even know who Mr. Lambert is.
01:04:28Harvey Lambert.
01:04:30He's on the second command, the world's largest defense contractor, Atlas.
01:04:39And with Mr. Lambert's support, we're going to take the one group worldwide.
01:04:45And, uh, quadruple our profits.
01:04:50Oh, you see, Iris, Marcus is very impressive.
01:04:54He's a mover and a shaker.
01:04:56He's the kind of man you should marry, not this salesman who could probably never get an appointment with someone
01:05:04as powerful as Harvey Lambert.
01:05:06I didn't realize Harvey was such a big deal to people outside the military.
01:05:10Harvey?
01:05:11In this house, we show respect.
01:05:14And you are not on a first-name basis with a man like...
01:05:18Oh, but I am.
01:05:21Harvey's an old friend.
01:05:25An old friend.
01:05:29That's not possible.
01:05:30Marcus, he's just a salesman.
01:05:33He's just making stuff up so he doesn't look bad in front of Iris.
01:05:37On the contrary.
01:05:38I feel bad for you, Iris.
01:05:40Not only is your husband unsuccessful, he's a compulsive liar.
01:05:46Shame.
01:05:47But don't worry, darling.
01:05:48If he's strapped for cash, I can hook him up.
01:05:51I'm fine.
01:05:52Thank you.
01:05:53Oh, it's Christmas time.
01:05:57I could hook you up with a, uh, big boy job.
01:06:01You can clean toilets at my company.
01:06:04If you're lucky, he might just catch a glimpse of, uh, your old friend as he's leaving the bathroom.
01:06:12Marcus, stop it.
01:06:14I don't care that Damien is poor.
01:06:16He's much more of a man than you'll ever be, and I won't let you insult him like this.
01:06:22Thanks, babe.
01:06:23But don't worry.
01:06:26They've got me all wrong.
01:06:28I actually, uh...
01:06:37I'll leave right away.
01:06:40Mr. Lambert isn't there yet, but, uh, he'd like me to join them.
01:06:43I'll just, uh, confirm with your old friend Harvey that he's never met you before, you little liar.
01:06:51Can't wait.
01:06:52And when you're ready to apologize, you know where to find me.
01:06:58You'll be apologizing to me.
01:07:00All right, well, Mrs. Olsen, Iris, I'm afraid I have to jet, but I have, uh, business to conduct.
01:07:08But don't worry, I'll be back with your Christmas gifts.
01:07:16Iris, how could you have been so rude to Marcus?
01:07:19And Damien, you liar.
01:07:23Mom, stop it.
01:07:24We're gonna be late for Christmas at Grandpa's.
01:07:26Let's just go.
01:07:34Merry Christmas, Amanda.
01:07:35Merry Christmas, cousin.
01:07:37I am so glad you did not bring that pathetic...
01:07:40Liz...
01:07:41Merry Christmas.
01:07:48Merry Christmas, family.
01:07:50Who's this, Rando?
01:07:51You must be Tom.
01:07:52Hi, I'm Damien.
01:07:54Iris' husband.
01:07:57So, you're the broke salesman who married Iris without even bothering to meet the family first?
01:08:03Oh, he doesn't care about Iris.
01:08:04He just married her for our money.
01:08:06Listen, guy.
01:08:07We all have a stake in this family business.
01:08:09You can't just waltz in here with Iris and steal it from us.
01:08:13I told you, Iris, darling.
01:08:14Bringing this freeloader home was a mistake.
01:08:17Enough.
01:08:18It's Christmas.
01:08:19If you all can't be decent, my husband and I are gonna have to leave.
01:08:23Iris, don't be like that.
01:08:25We're just joking.
01:08:26You're the guest of honor tonight.
01:08:28You can't leave.
01:08:28Come on, come here.
01:08:35I'm sorry, Damien.
01:08:37My family's business is in trouble.
01:08:39And they were counting on Marcus to save us by marrying me off to him first.
01:08:43It's nothing personal.
01:08:45They just see you as standing in front of their money.
01:08:47It's amusing, actually.
01:08:49They're so against me, but they don't know anything about me.
01:08:52I know everything I need to know about you.
01:08:57Unlike the men they want me to be with, you're a good guy.
01:09:00You're doing great.
01:09:01This is the best few grand I've ever spent.
01:09:03Well, I'm just keeping my promise.
01:09:06And Iris, I really don't need your money.
01:09:09I'm having a really good time with you.
01:09:12You're special.
01:09:13And I feel bad.
01:09:15In a rush to get married, we never consummated our relationship.
01:09:19But maybe later tonight, we can...
01:09:26Auntie Iris!
01:09:28Uh, who's that?
01:09:29Hi, Leslie.
01:09:31This is my new husband, Damien.
01:09:33Damien, this is my niece, Leslie.
01:09:35Merry Christmas, Uncle Damien.
01:09:36Merry Christmas, kiddo.
01:09:38I didn't know you had a niece.
01:09:39I wouldn't have brought her a gift.
01:09:41Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
01:09:43Whoa.
01:09:44Uncle Damien, my money arm's empty.
01:09:46Can you give me some money to fill it up for Christmas?
01:09:48Oh, honey.
01:09:50You're asking the wrong man.
01:09:52He's just a broke, small-town loser.
01:09:55He doesn't have any cash for you.
01:09:56Do you, Damien?
01:09:58Leslie, Damien can't afford it.
01:10:00Daddy, what's a broke loser?
01:10:03Oh, it's just someone who's stupid and lazy and doesn't have enough to eat.
01:10:09Sounds sad, right?
01:10:10Oh, no.
01:10:11I'm really sorry, Uncle Damien.
01:10:12I shouldn't have asked.
01:10:14Tom.
01:10:15Leslie, your dad is joking.
01:10:17But maybe, instead of something that costs money, Uncle Damien could take you somewhere.
01:10:22Now, Leslie, I'd love to fill your money gun.
01:10:24But I don't have any cash on me.
01:10:26But if you take this to the bank, they'll fill it up for you.
01:10:29Oh, Damien.
01:10:31You know the bank won't bother cashing a check that's worth less than the paper that it's printed on?
01:10:37Fifty grand?
01:10:39Fifty thousand dollars?
01:10:41Where'd you get this kind of money?
01:10:43That can't be right.
01:10:45Unless...
01:10:46Damien, I don't know where you're from, but in the real world, writing a bad check is a crime.
01:10:51I knew it.
01:10:52He doesn't have this kind of money.
01:10:54He's just trying to show off.
01:10:55This check is worthless.
01:10:58It's not, Leslie.
01:10:59Cash the check.
01:11:03This idiot's clothes don't even have a brand.
01:11:06If you're gonna pretend to be rich, try investing in some nicer clothes instead of these cheap knockoffs.
01:11:11Cheap.
01:11:12Huh.
01:11:12This is custom made, thanks.
01:11:13Damien, you are an embarrassment to this family.
01:11:17Lying to a child to protect your poor ego.
01:11:20How awful.
01:11:22You know, I was curious why your family's business was failing, but now I see why.
01:11:28You guys all jump to conclusions, and you can't see the truth when it's right in front of your face.
01:11:33You think I'm some poor loser?
01:11:35Prove it.
01:11:36Cash the check.
01:11:38Take it to the bank.
01:11:39And when you're ready to apologize, my wife and I will be here waiting.
01:11:42And when the check bounces, it won't.
01:11:48This is a family Christmas, and I'm done wasting my time on this loser.
01:11:53Agreed.
01:11:54Tom, help me with this.
01:11:56I need a drink.
01:12:03Who brought these Christmas gifts?
01:12:05They're from Damien.
01:12:07It's just a few gifts I got for the family.
01:12:09We can open them up during dinner.
01:12:10I really don't want to upset Dad during dinner, so I'd better check them out to make sure they're not
01:12:14too cheap or offensive.
01:12:15I know.
01:12:15Hey, tough guy.
01:12:16What, are you embarrassed about your Christmas gifts?
01:12:19What is this fuss about, huh?
01:12:22Grandpa.
01:12:24This is my husband, Damien.
01:12:26The one I told you about.
01:12:27Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
01:12:29Good, good.
01:12:30Not too tall, but handsome.
01:12:33You two make a lovely couple.
01:12:36Hey, Dad, what are you doing?
01:12:37Shouldn't you be ready?
01:12:38I couldn't wait to see my precious granddaughter.
01:12:42Is that a problem?
01:12:46Grandpa, everyone, dinner's ready.
01:12:49Okay.
01:13:11Can I help you, little girl?
01:13:12I'm here to get some cash from my uncle.
01:13:16My dad said it's fake, but my uncle Damien said it's real, and he's a nice guy.
01:13:22Can you help me cash it?
01:13:23$50,000?
01:13:25I think your uncle's playing a trick on you.
01:13:30I'm sorry.
01:13:32I didn't know.
01:13:33This is authentic.
01:13:35I'll get your cash now.
01:13:40Iris, where can I find a chair?
01:13:41Oh, you want a seat at our table when nobody wants you here?
01:13:46He's Iris' husband.
01:13:48Why don't you?
01:13:49Grandpa, we didn't even know Iris was married.
01:13:52It was random.
01:13:53Aren't you a little concerned that he could be coming for our family as well?
01:13:56Damien isn't like that.
01:13:58Iris, we're just looking out for you, okay?
01:14:00I mean, seriously, a guy like this,
01:14:02marrying the CEO of the Olsen Group,
01:14:05if he's not after our money,
01:14:06why else would he be here?
01:14:10That's enough.
01:14:11It's Christmas dinner.
01:14:13Everyone, be respectful.
01:14:16Damien, I got you a present.
01:14:27I think someone confused me for the dog.
01:14:30Good one, sis.
01:14:33Iris, your husband's just been begging
01:14:35like a pathetic dog for our family fortune.
01:14:39We're going to treat him like one.
01:14:40Amanda, is this some kind of a joke?
01:14:42Actually, I'm not hungry anyway.
01:14:44Oh, you won't eat the food we give you,
01:14:46you ungrateful little gold digger.
01:14:50I'm confused.
01:14:51Okay, Grandpa, let me explain to you
01:14:53what everyone's thinking here.
01:14:55Damien doesn't deserve Iris.
01:14:57Not even a little.
01:14:59He tried to scam my daughter with a fake check.
01:15:01He's a terrible role model and a liar.
01:15:05Merry Christmas.
01:15:12The check was real, Dad.
01:15:14It was in the world.
01:15:25Gracias por ver el video.
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