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00:00:20All right, listen up, you bunch of degenerates.
00:00:22Y'all come to my house every week and party, drink my booze, throw up in my toilets.
00:00:27Just indulge me for one moment, please.
00:00:33Thanks, dude.
00:00:34Anyway, it's called...
00:00:41All right, I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend, Kelsey Barrington.
00:00:47It's a little fair.
00:00:58A lot of flies roam in a meadow of unbridled thought.
00:01:04And admit it, they all said, wouldn't be easy, you're just being who you are.
00:01:22Okay, can we get some real music back in here?
00:01:29Wait, you're not even supposed to be here.
00:01:31Ben banned you.
00:01:33You didn't mean it, right, Ben?
00:01:35Yeah, I meant it.
00:01:50Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
00:01:54It's all right, Miri.
00:01:56Just try not to walk and text at the same time, all right?
00:01:59Copy that.
00:02:01I was actually talking to Kelsey.
00:02:03Congratulations.
00:02:05For what exactly?
00:02:07You're going to be a great-grandma, duh!
00:02:09To twins.
00:02:11Not that you look like a great-grandma or anything.
00:02:14Definitely a Gigi Milf.
00:02:16A great-grandma I'd like to, you know.
00:02:19Right.
00:02:20And Kelsey told you there's good news?
00:02:23Well, yeah.
00:02:24She's not going to tell her family without telling me.
00:02:27Indeed.
00:02:28Will you please excuse me?
00:02:31Bye, Gigi Ma.
00:02:34Twins?
00:02:35That's definitely against the rules.
00:02:43Okay, you ready?
00:02:45Almost.
00:02:46I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:02:48I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:02:50Okay, well, hurry up.
00:02:51My grandmother don't like it when I'm late.
00:02:53Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant, but tonight is not the night that
00:02:56she's finding out about that.
00:02:58Hopefully.
00:03:01Okay, stud, go off.
00:03:04Why, thank you.
00:03:05Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington Original jacket, possibly on pants, with a
00:03:10Fruit of the Loom underwear.
00:03:15Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:03:17My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner except my mom and I.
00:03:22And that wasn't even until I was like 15.
00:03:29Well, I'm so honored.
00:03:33I have to run back to the house.
00:03:35I'm going to have to meet you there, okay?
00:03:36Don't go staying under any mistletoe without me.
00:03:54You got this, Ben.
00:03:57All you gotta do is ask.
00:03:58Okay.
00:03:59The rest is up to her.
00:04:01Wish she could say his no, right?
00:04:08There you are.
00:04:09I've been looking all over for you.
00:04:11Sky, I don't have time for this.
00:04:12I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:04:14Well, I won't keep you, but I just thought you should know.
00:04:23You've got more than one baby, Mama.
00:04:26That's not even possible.
00:04:27Do the math, dummy.
00:04:29We last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.
00:04:32I'm about as far along as she is.
00:04:35You're not even showing.
00:04:36Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:04:38Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:04:41Much hotter than Kelsey's.
00:04:43No.
00:04:44It's just another one of your stupid tricks.
00:04:47Believe what you want, Papa.
00:04:49But this baby is yours, so what are you going to do about it?
00:04:57I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra, darling.
00:05:03Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world, you know that.
00:05:07But also, where's this new beau of yours, Kelsey?
00:05:10Yes, Kelsey.
00:05:11Is he even going to show?
00:05:18I'm so sorry.
00:05:20I'm late.
00:05:20So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:05:24I'm sorry, Dean Merrick.
00:05:27Oh my goodness.
00:05:28I'm so sorry.
00:05:29You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:05:31So nice to meet you.
00:05:32Wow.
00:05:34You guys look a lot away.
00:05:35Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:05:39I'm just kidding.
00:05:41I'm just kidding.
00:05:43I'm just kidding.
00:05:43Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.
00:05:46Especially from such a good looking young man as yourself.
00:05:49Oh.
00:05:50Mom.
00:05:52Right.
00:05:53Best behavior.
00:05:58So.
00:06:00Nothing.
00:06:02Men don't like me.
00:06:04I'll tell you later.
00:06:05Okay?
00:06:12Sorry.
00:06:13I came from a quick study session.
00:06:16Is it okay if I use restroom?
00:06:19Of course.
00:06:27A ring?
00:06:31So, Kelsey.
00:06:33I happened to run into your little friend.
00:06:37Rather, she ran into me.
00:06:39Merely?
00:06:40Oh.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:42I haven't really seen her in a long time.
00:06:44You know.
00:06:45Exams.
00:06:47That explains why she was so eager to chat with me.
00:06:51Such a talkative girl.
00:06:54Sorry, guys.
00:06:56What did I miss?
00:06:57I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend, Mere, the other day.
00:07:03And, um, she is such a talkative girl, but, uh, she had some very strange news.
00:07:11Yeah.
00:07:12Did she get her MCAT results back?
00:07:15Could never be a doctor.
00:07:16What is it, Marley?
00:07:19Well, you should get over your squeamishness before you become a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:07:28Mom, come on.
00:07:30Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:07:32They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:07:35Take it from me, kids.
00:07:36Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:07:39Sage advice.
00:07:41A shame that, uh, they didn't follow it or my rules.
00:07:46What are you talking about, Mom?
00:07:49Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:07:52Mom, I'm...
00:07:54I'm really sorry.
00:07:55I, um...
00:07:56We didn't plan it, obviously.
00:07:58It was...
00:07:58It was an accident.
00:08:02Um...
00:08:04A happy accident.
00:08:05Couldn't have been any happier.
00:08:08Not only is she pregnant...
00:08:11But, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting?
00:08:17Two.
00:08:18What?
00:08:19Two babies.
00:08:20Twins.
00:08:21Two blessings.
00:08:22You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:08:25Mom.
00:08:26No, I'm serious, Kels.
00:08:27You know how hard it was on me, being pregnant so young.
00:08:31To raise me?
00:08:32Geez.
00:08:32Wow.
00:08:33I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:08:35I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:08:38Then prove it.
00:08:39Prove it to my daughter, because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:08:45I'm sorry, how do you want me to prove that to you?
00:08:48I will offer you $100,000 if you get up right now.
00:08:59Excuse me?
00:09:00I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:09:08How does that solve anything?
00:09:11I grew up without a dad, and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:09:15No father is better than one that's going to leave later.
00:09:18Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.
00:09:22Yeah, right, fine.
00:09:24Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:09:28Maybe I do, okay?
00:09:31Maybe it would have been nice to have a father, or just any family at all.
00:09:36Grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:09:41Enough!
00:09:43Let Ben answer.
00:09:45Are you going to get up and leave for the money?
00:09:49No.
00:09:52That's it?
00:09:52I said no.
00:09:55What else do you want?
00:09:57I don't know.
00:10:01Defend me.
00:10:03Defend yourself.
00:10:06I don't have anything else to say.
00:10:13Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:10:15Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:10:17Sorry to disappoint you.
00:10:19I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:10:21I just want it better for you.
00:10:23You know, a fairytale ending, not some guy.
00:10:26Ben is not some guy.
00:10:28He's just...
00:10:29He's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:10:32So...
00:10:35Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him, and we're going to leave.
00:10:44So you'll give me the money?
00:10:52I'll take the $100,000, but...
00:10:54You have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:11:03Kelsie's going to stay in school.
00:11:05She gets to participate in the fashion show.
00:11:08And she's going to graduate exactly the way she wants it.
00:11:12Who do I make the check out to?
00:11:15I don't know.
00:11:15I don't know.
00:11:15I don't know.
00:11:16I don't know.
00:11:17I don't know.
00:11:18I don't know.
00:11:19I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
00:11:21It's...
00:11:21My fault.
00:11:23No, don't say that.
00:11:24I mean...
00:11:25It was going to come out eventually.
00:11:27What an absolute piece of shit.
00:11:29I wish I could...
00:11:31Kick his ass.
00:11:32Yeah, me too.
00:11:34My mom was right.
00:11:36I'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run.
00:11:43Save it, Hunter.
00:11:44I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:11:47Um...
00:11:48Okay, but...
00:11:49Ben left this for you.
00:11:51What is it?
00:11:54Uh...
00:11:55I'm not sure, to be honest.
00:12:01What's it say?
00:12:05Um...
00:12:05Nothing.
00:12:06I...
00:12:06I just want some time alone, so I'll, um...
00:12:09I'll catch you later.
00:12:12Ugh.
00:12:13Who knew your best friend was such an asshole?
00:12:15Word.
00:12:16Well, since she asked for some space.
00:12:19You wanna go make out?
00:12:26I was never faking it.
00:12:28I'm sorry.
00:12:41Kelsey!
00:12:42There you are.
00:12:45Guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:12:50Ben never played you.
00:12:51He was being honest.
00:12:52He just didn't want to be with you, Skye.
00:12:55So you're defending him?
00:12:57Even after he left?
00:12:59I heard he took all of his shit overnight.
00:13:02Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:13:05Look, he has his reasons.
00:13:07I think.
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:12I'll show you the reason.
00:13:17Ben is just another deadbeat daddy.
00:13:20Knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:13:27This isn't real.
00:13:29It's very real, Kelsey.
00:13:32Face it.
00:13:33You're not special.
00:13:35You know what?
00:13:36Just stop.
00:13:37You're just another notch on his bedpost.
00:13:40Just.
00:13:41Like.
00:13:42Me.
00:13:59Hey!
00:14:00Okay.
00:14:00I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.
00:14:03Look at this!
00:14:04Look how cute this is!
00:14:05This little changing table.
00:14:07That's the crib.
00:14:08And that's where you're going to put all the little dirty diapers.
00:14:11And then look at all the little stuffed toys.
00:14:13We've got the little clothes here.
00:14:16I cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation, baby girl.
00:14:20I know.
00:14:21I've been hard on you, Kells.
00:14:22But I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work.
00:14:30I'm still looking for you.
00:14:35Oh god.
00:14:36Oh no.
00:14:37Oh god.
00:14:38oh no.
00:14:51Oh god.
00:14:52Oh god.
00:14:52Oh god.
00:14:53Oh god.
00:14:54Oh god.
00:14:55I want you to see the kids win.
00:14:56He doesn't! Wait!
00:14:59Wow! Ditching me for that loser? It's like you have feelings for her.
00:15:04You know what, Skye? Maybe I do.
00:15:10So? Did you tell him?
00:15:14You know, in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party? Not such a great idea.
00:15:20You can't keep putting this off, Kels.
00:15:23You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:15:25I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is going to want to settle down and play house.
00:15:31Hmm. No.
00:15:33You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never going to know about this.
00:15:38Baby?
00:15:39Oh, this is too good.
00:15:45I can't believe you talked me into this.
00:15:47You're like, we need a drink.
00:15:49Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start.
00:15:51You know, showing.
00:15:53This could be our last hurrah!
00:15:55Yeah, more like our last hurrah.
00:16:00Ooh, I'm gonna go try this now.
00:16:06Kelsey!
00:16:07Where's your drink?
00:16:09You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
00:16:12Hmm. No. I'm okay, Skye.
00:16:14No! Here!
00:16:16I insist.
00:16:18Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:16:20Oh, come on.
00:16:21It's just one beer.
00:16:23Can't hurt, right?
00:16:24No, Skye.
00:16:28Baby.
00:16:30Baby?
00:16:34Uh...
00:16:34Kelsey, what baby?
00:16:36Um...
00:16:40Awkward.
00:16:42Yeah, for you.
00:16:43Why would you do that to her?
00:16:45You really are a heartless bitch.
00:16:47But...
00:16:47I don't want to see you around, Kelsey.
00:16:50Or me.
00:16:51Ever.
00:16:53Looks like your day's parting at Sigma House or over.
00:17:02Come here, E.
00:17:03I just want to be alone right now, okay?
00:17:07Please!
00:17:16It's the baby mine.
00:17:18Kelsey, it's the baby mine.
00:17:20Kelsey!
00:17:21Would it matter if it was?
00:17:24Would it matter if it was?
00:17:26Of course it would matter if it was mine!
00:17:29Because you're...
00:17:31I'm what?
00:17:32You!
00:17:34You're Ben Lawson!
00:17:35You're like the king of hookups!
00:17:37The prince of partying!
00:17:38The sultan of sex!
00:17:39The sultan of sex?
00:17:40Yeah, and I'm just...
00:17:42I'm me.
00:17:44And I don't do one night stands.
00:17:46But you did.
00:17:47With you!
00:17:48And only you, so...
00:17:50Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben!
00:17:54Don't sleep around, okay?
00:17:56And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.
00:18:02Hold on.
00:18:03I never said that.
00:18:04You said that.
00:18:05You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here,
00:18:09and you were still messing around with Skye!
00:18:12Not on any apps.
00:18:13And about Skye.
00:18:14Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter.
00:18:15You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
00:18:18But I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.
00:18:21I mean, my mom was a single mom and I turned out fine.
00:18:25I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant, like super broke, but I'm fine!
00:18:30I want to be a part of this baby's life.
00:18:31Look, I know you do.
00:18:32But you do.
00:18:35Yes.
00:18:36More than anything.
00:18:38My mom was alone.
00:18:40My dad was never around.
00:18:42I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything for them.
00:18:47What about Sigma and all of your friends and Skye?
00:18:52I don't care about that anymore.
00:18:54You know, someone wise recently inspired me to stop thinking about what everyone thinks
00:19:00and just live my life for myself.
00:19:03I know what it's like to go through life alone.
00:19:08I'm all in ghosts.
00:19:10You'll let me.
00:19:23Grandma?
00:19:24I know your little secret.
00:19:29I know your little secret.
00:19:33You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
00:19:37I don't know what you're talking about.
00:19:39I think you do.
00:19:41I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
00:19:48Wow, she just hung up on me.
00:19:50What was that?
00:19:51That was my grandma.
00:19:54The one who made the rules.
00:19:57The whole reason the rules exist is because my mom got pregnant with me in college.
00:20:04And she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
00:20:09Alone.
00:20:10And my grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so...
00:20:14Now I have.
00:20:17But you're not alone.
00:20:20I'm right here.
00:20:21You're not here for me.
00:20:22We're not together.
00:20:27Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:32Ben Lawson?
00:20:35I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:20:40Well, like, my fake boyfriend.
00:20:44Wait.
00:20:45What?
00:20:46Okay, look.
00:20:47My grandma might know about the baby, but she doesn't know about you or us.
00:20:50And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship,
00:20:54she just might let me stay in school.
00:20:56Graduate or, you know.
00:20:59Like Liv.
00:21:01Okay, but a fake relationship?
00:21:04Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
00:21:07You can still go off and sleep around, do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:21:14Mm-hmm.
00:21:14But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone.
00:21:18I mean, if that's what you want.
00:21:21Okay.
00:21:23Hear me out.
00:21:26Or we could, I don't know, actually date.
00:21:31You know, like, make this work for the baby.
00:21:35I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
00:21:39Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls.
00:21:45I just want to survive senior year.
00:21:51So, what do you say?
00:21:58Okay, let's do this.
00:22:03But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
00:22:06Just so people don't get suspicious?
00:22:09I like your thinking, Lawson.
00:22:16Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
00:22:23Alright.
00:22:25Time to hit the books.
00:22:35Okay.
00:22:36What is my dog's name?
00:22:39Sir Fluffington, no wait.
00:22:42Wrong.
00:22:42Sir Douglas McFluffington.
00:22:45Okay.
00:22:47What's the name of my cat?
00:22:49Easy.
00:22:49Hi.
00:22:50Hannah.
00:22:51And what kind of crazy person is a human name that would pet me?
00:22:56Okay, cause Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better.
00:23:01Hmm.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:03What do I want to be when I grow up?
00:23:05Another easy one.
00:23:07You want to be a fashion designer.
00:23:09I hate to break it to you.
00:23:11You are grown up.
00:23:12You're having a kid soon.
00:23:14Shh.
00:23:16What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:23:18I am also having a kid soon.
00:23:21It's kind of funny how that works.
00:23:22No, like...
00:23:24What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:23:27I don't know, actually.
00:23:29Wait, so you're...
00:23:31A senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
00:23:38Honestly...
00:23:39I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
00:23:42I was never really good at school.
00:23:46And...
00:23:46Wait.
00:23:48A dad.
00:23:50Always wanted to be a dad.
00:23:53Looks like my dreams are coming true.
00:23:58Okay.
00:23:58The most important question.
00:24:02Where did we meet?
00:24:04A frat party?
00:24:05No, not IRL.
00:24:07Like...
00:24:07Our backstory.
00:24:09Our fake backstory.
00:24:10Um...
00:24:10I was walking through Douglas McFluffington the sixth at the park.
00:24:14There's a sixth one?
00:24:15Big backstory.
00:24:16Oh.
00:24:17Keep up, girls.
00:24:18Sorry.
00:24:28Crap.
00:24:30What's wrong?
00:24:35What's wrong?
00:24:36Is it the baby?
00:24:37No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:40No, Ben.
00:24:40That's really cute.
00:24:41You know, the modesty thing and everything.
00:24:43But I mean, we've slept together and we're kind of having a baby.
00:24:45So, I mean, there's...
00:24:47Kind of no need.
00:24:49Yeah.
00:25:00What?
00:25:04I...
00:25:04Shit, I didn't bring a change of clothes.
00:25:06I didn't think I was gonna spend the night.
00:25:08Yeah.
00:25:09Alright, well, I'm gonna go home and change.
00:25:10I'll catch up with you later.
00:25:13You will?
00:25:14Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:25:17Or...
00:25:17With my grandma.
00:25:18I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:25:22Okay.
00:25:22Yeah.
00:25:24But you should, um...
00:25:27Right.
00:25:33Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:25:35No.
00:25:36You're meeting your grandma here?
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40Yeah, she works here.
00:25:41Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?
00:25:43Uh...
00:25:44The head of the entire school?
00:25:46Uh...
00:25:46Duh.
00:25:47You didn't think to tell me that?
00:25:48After we studied each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:50Ben, you know my last name.
00:25:53And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:55Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
00:25:57I can't believe you didn't put two and two together!
00:26:02Uh...
00:26:03Okay, I'm really late.
00:26:04Are you coming?
00:26:14I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:26:18Well...
00:26:18Grandma, I...
00:26:22Sorry, I'm late.
00:26:26And who in God's green earth is this?
00:26:29Well, Grandma, this is...
00:26:31I...
00:26:32Am...
00:26:32Kelsey's boyfriend.
00:26:33Ben.
00:26:40I've heard so many nice things about you.
00:26:42So good to meet you.
00:26:43Have you?
00:26:46I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.
00:26:49Academic probation?
00:26:51Suspension?
00:26:53Ah...
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:54That incident at the Sigma house?
00:26:56The hamster?
00:26:57Total misunderstanding.
00:26:58You might know, Dean Barrington, that my grades this last semester actually earned me the title of most improved on
00:27:05the academic honor roll.
00:27:06That may be.
00:27:08But the question still remains, why is he here?
00:27:13Well, Grandma, whatever you have to tell me, you can say in front of Ben.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:20Very well.
00:27:22Kelsey, as you know, I must hold you to the highest academic and professional standards because you represent me.
00:27:31And thus, Claremore College.
00:27:35Lest you forget, I helped you get into Claremore.
00:27:40I know I'm strict with you.
00:27:43But according to this video, you've broken one of my cardinal rules.
00:27:53Uh...
00:27:53I can actually explain what's going on in that video for you.
00:27:58Ooh, that's cold!
00:28:00Hashtag justice for beer girl.
00:28:04Now who would waste a perfectly good beer like that?
00:28:08That's a House of Liang top.
00:28:10If it were me, I'd be suing the girl who put a beer on my designer dress.
00:28:14Even if it was last season.
00:28:16Rule number two.
00:28:19Stay out of trouble.
00:28:20Does this look like you're staying out of trouble?
00:28:24Oh.
00:28:25So, she doesn't know that I'm pregnant.
00:28:31Well, young lady.
00:28:32That's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.
00:28:35And I told her to stay away from Kelsey, but she never listened.
00:28:40Everything you saw in that video is all my fault.
00:28:43That may be.
00:28:44But Kelsey knows better than to get involved with drama like this.
00:28:49If you don't clean up your act, I will not be able to let you take part in this senior
00:28:55fashion show.
00:28:57Grandma, the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremore was for the fashion show.
00:29:02I mean, it could completely make or break my career.
00:29:03Marissa Leung from House of Leung is going to be there.
00:29:07And you know it's my dream to work for her.
00:29:09I cannot allow anything that would tarnish the reputation of this university.
00:29:15And mine.
00:29:17Rules are rules.
00:29:19Don't break them and this won't be an issue.
00:29:29Thank you, Dean Barrington. It was so good to meet you.
00:29:32Actually, Mr. Lawson, why don't you stay behind and we'll have a little chat.
00:29:38Kelsey, please close the door behind you.
00:29:49Oh, crap. What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?
00:29:55So let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mr. Lawson?
00:29:59What are your intentions with my granddaughter?
00:30:01I'm not really sure what you mean.
00:30:02Well, I hope you're not dating her for her money. She doesn't have any.
00:30:07Her mother was disowned from the Barrington family fortune years ago.
00:30:12Kelsey is here on a financial aid provided by my office.
00:30:18Hence, the need for her to apply the rules.
00:30:22I can assure you I was completely unaware of any family fortune.
00:30:27My sources tell me that you can date and have nearly every girl in this school.
00:30:34So why my granddaughter?
00:30:36With all due respect, Dean Barrington, are you being serious?
00:30:41I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time.
00:30:44This is all really new to me.
00:30:46I know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy, you know, who doesn't, like, settle down.
00:30:51But, um, I'm starting to believe I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.
00:30:57I'm sure you're not.
00:31:00But, I would sure be damned if I didn't try to be.
00:31:04Kelsey, man, she's, she's brilliant.
00:31:07Like, I love the way her mind works, her, her designs, her style.
00:31:13She just knows exactly what she wants for herself.
00:31:16There's not only one reason, Dean Barrington.
00:31:18It's everything.
00:31:20Very well.
00:31:22You're dismissed.
00:31:26I'll be watching you.
00:31:28I have eyes everywhere.
00:31:32Cool.
00:31:41That was incredible. I totally believed all of it.
00:31:43Believed what?
00:31:44The act, what you said, and all those things you love about me.
00:31:47Yeah, right.
00:31:49As a reward for an award-winning performance, I have a surprise for you.
00:31:53A surprise?
00:31:54Mm-hmm.
00:31:59So, this is the surprise?
00:32:01Is everything okay with the baby?
00:32:04I'm sorry to keep you two waiting.
00:32:06My last appointment rang over.
00:32:08Mr. and Mrs.
00:32:10No, we're not married.
00:32:11I'm Kelsey, and this is, uh, my boyfriend, Betty.
00:32:15Yum, love.
00:32:16Well, you two, are you ready to see your baby?
00:32:20Right now?
00:32:27I'm sorry.
00:32:29If he is.
00:32:30I'm sorry.
00:32:40So, my son is and I'm supposed to be the same as you.
00:32:44I'm sorry.
00:32:45You're just that I'm sorry.
00:32:47You're just very sweating.
00:32:51You're lying.
00:32:52I'm sorry.
00:32:54You're lying, though.
00:32:58Wow, no way. Would you like to know if you're having a little baby boy or a little baby girl?
00:33:08I think we want it to be a surprise.
00:33:10Then we're all set. We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
00:33:16I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.
00:33:19It's rare to see two parents as a love of the two of you.
00:33:32Well, this is me.
00:33:36I'll call you for the next appointment. Should be in about a month.
00:33:39But there's no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong.
00:33:47Wait, we can't just not hang out if we're dating.
00:33:51Fake dating, then.
00:33:53Yeah, but it's gotta look real.
00:33:55Well, Grandma told me she has, like, eyes all over this place.
00:34:00I mean, I guess that's true.
00:34:03After all, you are my fake girlfriend, so I should use to be a good fake boyfriend.
00:34:08Maybe take on a few fake dates.
00:34:11What are you thinking?
00:34:14What kind of fake dates?
00:34:17I don't know.
00:34:18Just, like, do the stuff in the movies that people don't really do in real life.
00:34:22Sure.
00:34:22I mean, what kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?
00:34:25Hell...
00:34:27Ugh...
00:34:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
00:34:35I don't know.
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