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00:00:05Oh my god, that's Christopher Stinnett, State Candidate?
00:00:11He's so hot, I want him to campaign all over me. Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:19Pleasure to sit with me, I'm sorry.
00:00:27Pleasure to sit.
00:00:32Mr. Stinnett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you. And you are?
00:00:40Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:43Well, are you gonna drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:55Oh, wow. Excuse me. For a second.
00:01:08Let's go upstairs together, handsome. Let me take care of you.
00:01:12What are you talking about?
00:01:13Don't deny it. You need me, baby.
00:01:23Oh, baby. You just don't worry. We'll be in our room soon.
00:01:28Who the hell are you? Get away from me. Fuck out of my way.
00:01:57Hey! New intern. Are you serious?
00:02:00This entrance is for wealthy political donors only. The side door is for the help.
00:02:06Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:10Get out! And go through the back.
00:02:12I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
00:02:17Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:23I don't know how. She doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:27How garnished. This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office.
00:02:32You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:33Well, I just fired an intern for hating on our candidate, so...
00:02:39I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:41Excuse me. We grow brussels sprouts, not corn.
00:02:46And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas and I...
00:02:50Excuse me, intern. Not another word. Get lost.
00:03:04You ruined my mink. Are you drunk?
00:03:07Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:12You clumsy hick. You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:16I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign.
00:03:20I'll fix it. I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:23Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:25You dumb hick.
00:03:27This is all your fault.
00:03:29Don't worry. There's cleaning supplies upstairs.
00:03:32Stay out of this, maid. Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:45Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:48You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:51I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:55You're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:58Us working-class girls gotta stick together, right? I'm Stephanie.
00:04:01You're right.
00:04:04God, I had a really tough day.
00:04:06It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous.
00:04:09Don't blame yourself.
00:04:10That's why I'm interning on this campaign. To stand up for people like us.
00:04:15I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:18Amen, girl. And...
00:04:22Look at you.
00:04:25You look like you fit right in.
00:04:31Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos. I totally belong here.
00:04:39Hey, I gotta run, but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:46Call me if you need me. Good luck.
00:04:49Thanks again. See you later.
00:05:06Is somebody here?
00:05:09Is somebody in there?
00:05:18Oh, sorry. Um...
00:05:21God, he's so hot.
00:05:29Are you okay?
00:05:30Okay.
00:05:43I'm hungry.
00:05:46Come on.
00:05:47Bye.
00:05:48I'm hungry.
00:05:58Bye.
00:06:00Bye.
00:06:00You don't need nothin' to me
00:06:02E-Boys, I'm here at dinner
00:06:04I don't believe what you greet
00:06:06You'll just make you begin
00:06:08I don't believe what I see
00:06:15I am gold
00:06:20So you didn't go into Stenner's room?
00:06:22He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:25I- I-
00:06:25You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:28I hired you
00:06:29to drug him
00:06:31and to film a scandalous sex tape
00:06:35and you
00:06:36returned empty fucking-handed!
00:06:39Sir, I think I have something
00:06:42Well then show me, you idiot!
00:06:48This might just be enough
00:06:50to bring my election opponent down
00:06:54Hehehehe
00:07:06I can't believe me
00:07:07I slept with a hot stranger!
00:07:13I have to clean this or I'll be fired
00:07:41Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:44If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired
00:07:46No I did fix it, it's right here
00:07:49It doesn't matter
00:07:51You belong in a farmers market, not a campaign office
00:07:55A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow so
00:07:59Today's your last day
00:08:01A little trash girl
00:08:02No, Rebecca, please
00:08:03I really want this job
00:08:09Candidate Stenner is running a little late
00:08:11Uh, which isn't like him
00:08:12But he'll be here soon
00:08:14So, be ready
00:08:15He's never late
00:08:17I wonder if our candidate got laid last night
00:08:20He wouldn't
00:08:21He'll be my man sooner or later
00:08:23Stop gossiping
00:08:24Mr. Stenner is a candidate of the United States Senate
00:08:28Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal
00:08:34And a little bit
00:08:59Let's find out
00:08:59Beautiful
00:09:00Beautiful
00:09:00Good
00:09:05you gotta be kidding me the man i slept with is the candidate hello miss thank god he didn't
00:09:12recognize me i fucked up if anyone finds out i slept with him it'll be a scandal have we met
00:09:25miss absolutely never sarah's a new intern from some farmland i don't think she's cut out for this
00:09:36something's familiar about her oh my god he recognizes me i'm in so much trouble sir i
00:09:42think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough
00:09:46glad to have you on my team sarah thank god he didn't recognize me
00:09:54he's way out of your league farm girl stay away from him
00:10:00he'd never go for a poor farm girl like you so don't even think about it hey something happened
00:10:06last night emergency meeting let's go no intern's allowed get me a coffee with non-fat dairy-free
00:10:18oat-free oat milk sir what happened you disappeared from the fundraiser last night
00:10:26it's hazy but i think some of the events slipped something in my drink
00:10:31it's foggy but i spent the night with a woman who
00:10:36you slept with someone and she drugged you she was it was a setup
00:10:41oh god a sex scandal will sink this campaign the slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by
00:10:48the senator
00:10:49are you okay
00:10:58no no i don't remember much but the girl i was with last night isn't like that
00:11:02she's a good person you're being naive okay this is dirty politics your enemies will do anything to
00:11:10entrap and ruin you she's not like that no one's gonna find out there will be no scandal
00:11:22no one will find out senator hester is about to do a press conference attacking you
00:11:34i will protect your second amendment right
00:11:37you get a bazooka you get a bazooka you get a bazooka you get a bazooka it's your god-given
00:11:43right and us men we know how to safely handle firearms oh shit
00:11:53gotcha i did that on purpose where was i oh my opponent christopher stent
00:12:00laid with a prostitute last night what i'm not a prostitute this indecent immoral
00:12:09and premaritable sex will have him burn in hell all eternity he's lying i didn't sleep with a
00:12:18prostitute he has no proof i have proof that my opponent christopher stent slept with the hooker
00:12:26last night oh no he got a photo of us in bed he has a photo we're doomed
00:12:47oh god useless intern i'm so sorry i'll clean it up and i have proof that my opponent christopher
00:12:57didn't slept with the prostitute last night that isn't a photo of me wait a second that is not the
00:13:09woman i slept with last night she was much more beautiful that stupid foreign girl smirk off your
00:13:16face i'm sorry i'll just get out sir this is bad it doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with the
00:13:23prostitute or whoever she was if we can't prove it wasn't a fake then it'll sink and ruin the campaign
00:13:31wait the girl last night gave me her phone number
00:13:50the annoying farm girl intern she's your one night stand please no you can't sleep with your
00:13:57intern it'll be a massive scandal no sorry it's just my mom calling i knew it the boss would never
00:14:04be with someone as lonely as you know get out intern you don't belong in this high level meeting anyway
00:14:11hi mom one second
00:14:16damn she didn't pick up good don't talk to her your one night stand was probably a spy sent by
00:14:24senator
00:14:24hustler to entrap you sir the center is all over tv spreading massive lies that you stuck with this
00:14:30prostitute and they'll believe him and we'll lose this election okay unless we can prove it's a lie
00:14:36how can i if the girl i was really with won't answer my calls wait there must be security camera
00:14:43footage proving that i didn't go in the room with that prostitute
00:14:48yes of course we'll get that hotel security camera footage asap
00:15:03we'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute and maybe we'll see the woman
00:15:08i was really with last night too you'll see i'm who he was with
00:15:14you're on your phone again go get me a muffin cinnamon raisin no raisins
00:15:22and make sure it's gluten-free i was just calling in your order no actually
00:15:30stephanie this is um sarah we met remember you what's up girl
00:15:34uh um is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from
00:15:40floor 28 and delete it where's my muffin intern i'm still placing the order
00:15:47delete the footage may i ask why i know it's a lot to ask um i'll explain later but it's
00:15:52an emergency
00:15:54us working class girls gotta look out for each other right staff in the security room is my friend
00:15:58i got it thank you thank you thank you my people are arriving at the hotel we'll have that footage
00:16:04in no time come on stephanie delete that footage fast or i'm in trouble
00:16:16hey sarah right sorry i haven't had a chance to get to talk to you um it's been a crazy
00:16:21day
00:16:21no it's okay i swear it's not usually like this but i would love to hear your position on my
00:16:27campaign platform don't waste your time talking to an unqualified corn growing intern who doesn't
00:16:33know the first thing about politics senator hustler's all about the politics of anger but topher isn't
00:16:38he doesn't name call or put people down so you shouldn't either and for the last time my family
00:16:42grows brussels sprouts bravo bravo that's the right attitude think about learning some tips from her
00:16:52she's a lot smarter than you gave her credit for what but geez
00:17:00i would love to get to know you sir our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage
00:17:13don't worry sir we're gonna figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage
00:17:17any second now go ahead what the footage was deleted with the footage gone no one will find out
00:17:27we slept together not even him i'm in the clear i'll figure out something to disprove the senator's
00:17:42god he's so hot but i need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us
00:17:52no sir she she's unqualified she doesn't know anything about politics she's nobody
00:18:01This is her last day, actually.
00:18:04She's exactly what I need.
00:18:06Oh, no. Not me.
00:18:09You're my new assistant, Sarah.
00:18:11Be ready. We're going to be spending a lot more time together.
00:18:18So much for staying away from him.
00:18:22You little hick.
00:18:25How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:18:31The candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week.
00:18:34Policy positions. Memorize all of it.
00:18:36There's a false rumor going around that the candidate slept with a prostitute.
00:18:41If anyone finds out that he's intimate with an intern, it's game over for all of us.
00:18:46So, keep it professional.
00:18:48I believe in this campaign. I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:52That's why I stole the footage?
00:18:54Because you accidentally slept with your Senate candidate boss?
00:18:57I didn't know that it was him. And he thought I was just some rich snob lady.
00:19:02Oh, my God. You like him.
00:19:05I get it. He's freaking hot and successful.
00:19:09I know. But he doesn't know that it was me.
00:19:14And if word ever got out that he slept with his own...
00:19:16Don't worry. The footage is gone.
00:19:19And your hot little secret's safe.
00:19:22Crisis averted.
00:19:24My opponent, Christopher Stinnett, is a lying scantor.
00:19:28In this election, I will prove it.
00:19:31Vote for me.
00:19:32What the hell is he talking about?
00:19:34He's just making up this story about the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night.
00:19:38What? He called you a hooker?
00:19:40No, not me.
00:19:41But he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on Topher.
00:19:47And it's all a lie. He's just framing him.
00:19:49I actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress.
00:19:54What?
00:19:55I was there.
00:19:57And he definitely didn't take that woman to his room.
00:20:00You were the only one.
00:20:02Stop.
00:20:03I will.
00:20:04After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:20:07I will.
00:20:16Just avoid being alone with Topher.
00:20:20He's in his office. Go on in.
00:20:22Oh no, I don't want to interrupt.
00:20:31Morning, sir. Your coffee?
00:20:34Sarah.
00:20:35Please, call me Topher.
00:20:39Ah.
00:20:40Just what I needed.
00:20:42Well, I want to give you what you need.
00:20:46It's my job as your assistant.
00:20:48May I say, you're excelling at it.
00:20:52You seem nervous.
00:20:54I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:56No, I, um...
00:20:58Senator Hesler is just saying you were with the hooker.
00:21:03It's a lie.
00:21:04It's so frustrating.
00:21:06That's what my opponent does.
00:21:09He lies.
00:21:11But do you know why we're going to win?
00:21:14Because we have the truth on our side, don't we, Sarah?
00:21:17The prostitute's story won't hold up because it isn't true.
00:21:22So all we have to do is just smile, take a breath, and it's okay.
00:21:30Perfect.
00:21:31Just like that.
00:21:37What are you doing here, farm girl?
00:21:40The hooker story isn't going away.
00:21:43Senator Hesler is about to give a press conference attacking you.
00:21:46But there's no proof.
00:21:47Politics isn't about proof, intern.
00:21:49It's about stories, okay?
00:21:51And the senator's telling you a pretty juicy one.
00:21:54Whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us.
00:21:57The senator is lying.
00:22:00Let's go confront him.
00:22:01I'll do it myself.
00:22:02No, sir.
00:22:03It's politically dangerous.
00:22:05I'm not worried.
00:22:06Let's go confront the senator and put this nonsense story behind us.
00:22:13And put this nonsense story behind us.
00:22:16Yeah.
00:22:17Make the bully say his lies right to your face.
00:22:20Let the adults take it from here, farm girl.
00:22:23I'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee.
00:22:26Wait.
00:22:27Sir, we gotta go.
00:22:28Now.
00:22:29I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp.
00:22:32I'm not forgetting about her.
00:22:34Come on.
00:22:35I want you with me.
00:22:45Stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:49He slept.
00:22:50With the hooker.
00:22:59Excuse me, senator.
00:23:01You're gonna lie about me.
00:23:03Say it to my face.
00:23:04Aw.
00:23:05The immoral man who slept with hookers has arrived.
00:23:10I didn't know such thing.
00:23:12A photo in the elevator is not proof, senator.
00:23:14I don't think you should mention proof.
00:23:17Because it's showtime.
00:23:19Bring in the hooker!
00:23:22You screwed up.
00:23:25This horned dog, Christopher Stinnett, pays yours truly for sex.
00:23:31Bad door.
00:23:36She's lying.
00:23:37I didn't sleep with her.
00:23:39I was with someone else.
00:23:40Well, we can't prove it.
00:23:41Damn it.
00:23:42I deleted the footage.
00:23:43That would prove it.
00:23:44I gotta do something.
00:23:46Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:23:48Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:23:50Get out, intern.
00:23:51Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:54Christopher, what do you have to say now, you shameless sex creep?
00:24:00She didn't sleep with me.
00:24:01She drugged me.
00:24:03That's a lie.
00:24:04You were sober.
00:24:05Didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:24:10Likely story, Stinnett.
00:24:14Admit it.
00:24:15Admit you paid for sex.
00:24:17I don't lie to the public.
00:24:18Unlike you, senator.
00:24:20I'm honest.
00:24:21Oh, baby, I know you can't forget all the nasty things you did in bed.
00:24:28Boy, you better say what little dignity you have left and drop out of the race.
00:24:35I'm fighting for working people.
00:24:38I'm not giving up.
00:24:39Especially not because of a lie.
00:24:47I don't know you.
00:24:49Stop.
00:24:49Oh, come on.
00:24:50You know me.
00:24:52I'm like that big booty last night.
00:24:54Slap it again.
00:24:56Absolutely not.
00:24:57That's a lie.
00:24:59Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:25:02You have been exposed as a D.N.C.
00:25:05Dirty sex creep.
00:25:07Now drop out of the race.
00:25:09Now.
00:25:09Now.
00:25:11Not so fast.
00:25:17It's you.
00:25:19Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:25:27You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:25:30I did.
00:25:30And I can prove it.
00:25:36You didn't sleep with him that night.
00:25:38I did.
00:25:39And I've got the proof.
00:25:40Who the hell are you, Blondie?
00:25:42You're lying.
00:25:43Are you sure about that?
00:25:46Who the hell is this?
00:25:47Get her out of here.
00:25:49This is my exam.
00:25:51No.
00:25:52Don't know her.
00:25:53She works at the hotel.
00:25:53She saw everything.
00:25:55That's right.
00:25:55I was on duty that night.
00:25:57And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stenet in the hallway.
00:26:01But she failed.
00:26:03He pushed her off and went into his room.
00:26:05And she headed to the elevator.
00:26:06Stenet.
00:26:07How much did you pay to a random maid to testify for you?
00:26:12I told the truth.
00:26:13And your photos can prove I was there.
00:26:19Look.
00:26:20There I am in your photos.
00:26:22Drugging a man is a felony.
00:26:24So the question is, why did you do it?
00:26:27And why are you lying about sleeping and...
00:26:32This wasn't part of the deal.
00:26:34Shut up, Candy.
00:26:35Gee, Senator.
00:26:35You're such a moral, family values man.
00:26:39Why are you on a first-name basis with a sex worker?
00:26:45Screw you.
00:26:46I'm out of here.
00:26:47You get your ass back.
00:26:53Is it true, Mr. Stenet?
00:26:55You spent the night with this woman?
00:26:57You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:58I can't let his campaign fail because of me.
00:27:01I have to do something.
00:27:03I won't help you save your campaign.
00:27:05But I need you to trust with me, okay?
00:27:16Random stranger?
00:27:17Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:27:20My name is Beth.
00:27:22I'm his fiancée.
00:27:26My name is Beth.
00:27:28I'm his fiancée.
00:27:32Beth, who are you?
00:27:34Where are you from?
00:27:35What's your last name?
00:27:36Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:27:38She's a private person.
00:27:40I'm running it for office, not her.
00:27:43Thank you all.
00:27:50Hell yes.
00:27:51We just lodged a scandal.
00:27:52Thanks to her.
00:27:53Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:54Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:55If that intern abandoned her post again, we need to finally fire her.
00:28:02You're engaged now?
00:28:04As Beth?
00:28:05I didn't know what to do.
00:28:07I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:28:10I mean, that was terrifying.
00:28:12I can't do it again.
00:28:14I thought my heart was going to explode.
00:28:15But it's sexy.
00:28:17And don't worry.
00:28:18The election's in a week.
00:28:19You won't have to do it again.
00:28:21You're fine.
00:28:21You snuck off to be with a filthy hotel maid?
00:28:23This filthy hotel maid just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:28:28There you are.
00:28:29Did you see it?
00:28:30I did see it, sir.
00:28:31It was great.
00:28:32No, you didn't.
00:28:33You weren't even there.
00:28:34You're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring Beth in the hotel maid to fix it.
00:28:42Topher, just fire her already.
00:28:44What?
00:28:44No.
00:28:45Why would you fire me?
00:28:46I'm the one who set it up.
00:28:47I called Beth.
00:28:48I mean, I didn't.
00:28:50I actually did.
00:28:51Sarah.
00:28:52If you're the one who called Beth, you just saved my ass.
00:28:56What?
00:28:57Sarah's lying.
00:28:58She did it.
00:28:59No, I did.
00:29:01I did it to help Mr. Stinnett.
00:29:03To help Topher.
00:29:04She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:29:16I had it all planned.
00:29:20We catch Stinnett with the hooker I hired.
00:29:24And that damn rich blonde bitch ruined it.
00:29:29Oh, Robbie loved that.
00:29:30I want her investigated and de-fucking-stroyed.
00:29:35Dead-stroyed!
00:29:36Sir, I can't find any information on her.
00:29:39It's like, Beth, she just doesn't exist.
00:29:42That's not impossible, sheep.
00:29:45You're right, Bobby boy.
00:29:49She doesn't exist!
00:29:55Danny, tell them the good news.
00:29:57We're back in a close race.
00:29:58If we keep fighting and avoid scandals, we can win this election.
00:30:03And, and, it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancée, Beth.
00:30:07We all owe a huge thanks to the best campaign intern and assistant I could have ever asked for.
00:30:14When this campaign ship was sinking, you helped to keep afloat.
00:30:18It was nothing, really.
00:30:21Sarah saved us all.
00:30:23I need to get a more woman to turn him against the farm bitch.
00:30:26Alright, everyone.
00:30:27Back to work.
00:30:28Topher.
00:30:29Sir.
00:30:31Can I talk to you for a second?
00:30:34Really, Sarah.
00:30:35You saved me.
00:30:36And I'll never forget it.
00:30:38I want to personally thank you.
00:30:40Topher.
00:30:41Senator Hessler is claiming that your fiancée, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:30:46He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:30:49We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:30:51Damn.
00:30:53Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:55I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly, but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:31:06She's not picking up.
00:31:08Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:31:09Can you try to call her again?
00:31:14Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:31:15Can you try to call her again?
00:31:17Sarah, please call her right now.
00:31:19No, I can't pretend to be Beth again.
00:31:21It's too risky.
00:31:22I'll do my best.
00:31:23She's useless.
00:31:24I told you.
00:31:25She doesn't even know Beth.
00:31:27No time.
00:31:28Topher, we need to get Beth involved publicly, ASAP.
00:31:30Give us Beth's number.
00:31:33We'll track her location, drag her ass here.
00:31:36No.
00:31:37I'm not going to treat Beth like that.
00:31:39I'm here to protect her.
00:31:40Even if it hurts my campaign.
00:31:42It won't just hurt our campaign.
00:31:44It'll destroy it.
00:31:46This isn't your campaign, Rebecca.
00:31:48It's mine.
00:31:50And you work for me.
00:32:01What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:32:03I'm smiling because Topher put your ego in its place.
00:32:07You bitch.
00:32:10I don't know how, but I know that the scandal with Beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault.
00:32:16My fault.
00:32:17I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:32:21You're such a liar.
00:32:22Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman.
00:32:27You are a poor, dirty farm girl.
00:32:32You don't know Beth.
00:32:34And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it, I'll make sure he fires you.
00:32:45I can't be Beth in public.
00:32:48It's too risky.
00:32:49But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:32:52I cannot ruin his career.
00:32:55The center's telling the media that Beth isn't real.
00:32:59We need her.
00:33:00She didn't pick up the phone.
00:33:01Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:33:02She said she could contact Beth.
00:33:04As if.
00:33:08Think about it.
00:33:09How does a poor intern who just arrived off the bus from the cornfield know a beautiful, wealthy city heiress?
00:33:17I wonder that too.
00:33:18If she can't get Beth to come today, fire her for lying.
00:33:22I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:33:25Beth.
00:33:31Hi, I'm Rebecca.
00:33:33It's so great to meet you.
00:33:35May I call you Beth?
00:33:37Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:33:41I knew Sarah would come through.
00:33:48Topher, I hope you understand why I've been distant.
00:33:51You're running a campaign, and I'm a private person.
00:33:55I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:33:58We need her.
00:34:00The center is telling the world that she doesn't exist.
00:34:02Unless you do a joint TV interview, the scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:34:07You need me.
00:34:09On live TV.
00:34:11I can't do it.
00:34:12I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera.
00:34:15It would be a disaster.
00:34:17Beth.
00:34:17It's your choice.
00:34:18This is all Sarah's fault.
00:34:21By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:34:24She's late.
00:34:26Screw it.
00:34:27I have to fire her.
00:34:29Enough, Rebecca.
00:34:30I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:34:33She may just be a working class girl from a farm, but she's a hard worker.
00:34:37Not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like this.
00:34:41Excuse me, I...
00:34:42You heard what I said.
00:34:43Back off.
00:34:45And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn.
00:34:48I'm sorry to ask, but I need you.
00:34:53Topher.
00:34:55If it helps your candidacy, I will do the interview.
00:34:59Yeah?
00:34:59I'll script the whole thing.
00:35:00Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:35:02This interview will save my campaign.
00:35:04Or, if I don't handle it perfectly, I'll be exposed and you'll lose the election in a landslide.
00:35:10Well, I've got a meeting scheduled, so I must go, but see you then.
00:35:15See...
00:35:16Where is she always running off to?
00:35:23Okay, I have all our lines memorized.
00:35:26Me too.
00:35:27I mean, I helped Beth memorize everything.
00:35:30Good, but the interview's soon.
00:35:31Where's Beth?
00:35:32Mr. Stinnett, is your fiancé here yet?
00:35:34We're live in five minutes.
00:35:36Any second now.
00:35:40I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:35:42Not so fast, fun girl.
00:35:44Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:35:46You shameless bitch.
00:35:49You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:35:52Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you.
00:35:54I just need to use the ladies for...
00:35:55Hold it in.
00:35:57This isn't your corn farm.
00:35:58You can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it.
00:36:05You're not going anywhere.
00:36:07We're live in four minutes.
00:36:08If Beth isn't here by then, I'm reporting that your fiancé ditched you.
00:36:13You'll take the blame, farm girl.
00:36:15If Beth doesn't show, it's your fault.
00:36:17Mr. Stinnett, where is Beth?
00:36:25You're not going anywhere.
00:36:27If Beth doesn't show up for the interview, you're gonna be here to take the blame.
00:36:32You can't sneak away this time.
00:36:36Rebecca, Beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and Sarah.
00:36:39What?
00:36:40Beth said that?
00:36:42She isn't even here.
00:36:44You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb.
00:36:47Sarah is brilliant and perfect and beautiful.
00:36:52And she deserves to be here just like anyone else.
00:36:55Beautiful?
00:36:57What fuck's your attitude, Rebecca?
00:37:01Thank you, Topher.
00:37:03I mean, sir.
00:37:06Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:37:07I should have said that.
00:37:09But yes, I do think you're beautiful.
00:37:12I barely know Beth.
00:37:14Opposing as my fiancé was just to avoid a scandal.
00:37:17Honestly, I'd much rather be on an interview stage with you by my side.
00:37:21Not her.
00:37:23Topher.
00:37:24I know.
00:37:25We have to worry about the election.
00:37:27For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:37:30After that, all Beths are off.
00:37:33Three minutes to air!
00:37:35Where's Beth?
00:37:36I'll go get her.
00:37:44My name is Beth, and Topher and I started dating five months ago.
00:37:54Just breathe.
00:37:55If I can herd cattle, I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:38:00One minute left.
00:38:12Come on, Beth.
00:38:13Let's go and introduce the world on TV.
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:41My campaign manager told me exactly what to say.
00:38:45This will be a breeze.
00:38:49We meet the mysterious Beth.
00:38:51Fiancé of Senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor, Christopher Stinnett.
00:38:57Tell us, Beth.
00:38:58How did you two meet?
00:39:00Okay.
00:39:00Just have to repeat the lines the campaign scripted for us.
00:39:04Well, it's been a whirlwind.
00:39:05We started dating about five months ago.
00:39:08We met at a political event.
00:39:10That farm girl bitch intern, Sarah, disappeared again.
00:39:13Quiet.
00:39:14Topher and Beth are doing great.
00:39:15Sarah's the one who got Beth you.
00:39:17Beyond politics.
00:39:19What do you love about Beth?
00:39:20It's a person.
00:39:22Shit.
00:39:23I forgot the right answer to that question.
00:39:25Come on, Topher.
00:39:27It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:39:31What do you love about Beth?
00:39:36It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:39:40What do you love about Beth?
00:39:42My fiancé is so modest.
00:39:44We're not used to being in public together.
00:39:47You can answer.
00:39:48I won't be embarrassed.
00:39:50I don't know anything about Beth.
00:39:52I need to think about someone I know and have actual feelings for.
00:39:55Well, where's Sarah?
00:39:58Mr. Stinnett.
00:40:01What do I love about her?
00:40:04She has an upbeat and optimistic personality.
00:40:07She's charming and funny, but passionate about the things we both care about.
00:40:13She's beautiful.
00:40:16And humble.
00:40:17Sarah is...
00:40:18Are you talking about me?
00:40:19Sarah.
00:40:20The real me.
00:40:21Sarah.
00:40:21Oh, did I say Sarah?
00:40:22Sarah is my middle name.
00:40:24That's right.
00:40:26Beth, Sarah.
00:40:27Of course I was talking about Beth.
00:40:29My fiancé.
00:40:31Well, same question for you, Beth.
00:40:33We know Christopher, the politician.
00:40:35Tell us what you love about the man.
00:40:41We know Christopher, the politician.
00:40:44Tell us what you love about the man.
00:40:48Beth is a private person.
00:40:50I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:40:51Well, this is a public TV interview.
00:40:53It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship.
00:40:56No, I don't think she has to.
00:40:58No, I don't mind.
00:40:59What do I love about Topher?
00:41:03There's something special about him.
00:41:05Yes, he is successful and handsome, powerful, but unlike other men like that, he's also kind.
00:41:18He has a big heart.
00:41:20He sees people for who they are, regardless of wealth or status.
00:41:27He respects and listens to everyone, even his interns.
00:41:33He makes them feel good.
00:41:36You have a surprise.
00:41:38Mr. Senate's opponent in this election, Senator Hessler, has called into our program.
00:41:42Senator, welcome.
00:41:47This is an interview between myself and my fiancée.
00:41:50We didn't discuss having my opponent.
00:41:52What's the matter, boy?
00:41:53On?
00:41:53Afraid to speak to me in front of the voters?
00:41:58No.
00:41:59Of course not.
00:42:01Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:42:03Do you have a question for your opponent or for his fiancée, Beth?
00:42:06I do.
00:42:07It's funny.
00:42:08Beth claims to be an heiress and political donor, but I've been in politics a long time,
00:42:13and neither I nor anyone I know has ever heard of her.
00:42:17She is a private person, Senator.
00:42:20I want the opportunity to meet her in person.
00:42:23Politics can be so nasty.
00:42:25But let's have a night where it isn't.
00:42:28There is a non-partum.
00:42:31Charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:42:33I'll be there.
00:42:34Bring your fiancée, Beth, along.
00:42:36I have seen it.
00:42:37I've never been to a black-tie event before.
00:42:39The Senator will expose me.
00:42:40Unless you're afraid to be together in public.
00:42:44Of course not.
00:42:46Beth will join me.
00:42:50Absolutely.
00:43:04How am I going to pull this off?
00:43:05I have never been to a black-tie event.
00:43:08It'll be fun.
00:43:09The booze is free.
00:43:11I'm excited to go out with him, but not as Beth.
00:43:14I won't know how to act.
00:43:15I mean, do I put my pinky out when I'm sipping champagne?
00:43:18Only if you're the Queen of England, or something.
00:43:21You will be fine.
00:43:23What are you so worried about?
00:43:24I just don't want to hurt Topher, or his campaign.
00:43:28Wow.
00:43:28You've got it bad for him, huh?
00:43:31A knight on the arm of your handsome crush.
00:43:34And you get to dress up.
00:43:35And eat caviar.
00:43:37And finally see how the other half lives.
00:43:39I'm jealous.
00:43:41You're going to need a fancy dress.
00:43:46Are you serious?
00:43:48Good thing I swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel.
00:43:50A rich guest left it.
00:43:52I got you covered.
00:44:08That's the one.
00:44:09Topher, darling, another glass of champagne?
00:44:12Yes, girl.
00:44:13Make him work for it.
00:44:14You think he'll like it?
00:44:15Like it?
00:44:16He'll be drooling.
00:44:19Sarah!
00:44:19It's me, Topher.
00:44:21I know it's late, but I need to see you.
00:44:22He's here to see me?
00:44:25But he can't see me like this.
00:44:31Sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state
00:44:34is outside your door looking for you.
00:44:38No, Topher, hold on, please.
00:44:41He can't see me as Beth,
00:44:43so I just need you to go distract him.
00:44:46I brought you something.
00:44:47I'll just leave it outside for you here.
00:44:52I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:44:54Just one second.
00:44:55Oh.
00:44:57What has gone into you?
00:44:58I'm in, but distract him.
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:03Sarah.
00:45:04Oh, hi.
00:45:06Uh, you're from the hotel.
00:45:07Stephanie, right?
00:45:08Yes, yes.
00:45:09Uh, Sarah will be out in a second.
00:45:11I was just leaving.
00:45:13Have fun, you two.
00:45:19What was that?
00:45:20Is everything okay?
00:45:28Wow.
00:45:28I told you I'd be done in a second.
00:45:31I heard a crash.
00:45:32I thought you might be hurt.
00:45:36What are you doing here?
00:45:37I, uh, I could make something up and say I needed help with a draft of my speech, but
00:45:44I don't.
00:45:45I came here to see you.
00:45:48I'm very thankful for all the help you've done with my campaign.
00:45:53Beth, wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her.
00:45:55You were pretty convincing, all on your own.
00:45:58I wish I could say what I came here to say.
00:46:01But I have a fake fiance.
00:46:04And after the election, when there's no worries about scandal, let's revisit this conversation.
00:46:12Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:46:15I won't need luck if you're there.
00:46:18It's a black tie.
00:46:19I thought you might need something to wear.
00:46:28Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:46:32But I shouldn't be there as your intern.
00:46:35You're my assistant.
00:46:37I need you there with me.
00:46:38I want to thank you and Beth together.
00:46:41Good night, Sarah.
00:46:46And Beth, in the same room?
00:46:58Okay, piece of cake.
00:47:00Just have to be two people in the same place tonight.
00:47:02Sarah, the campaign intern, and Beth, the heiress fiancée.
00:47:06Dumb hick.
00:47:07Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:47:10You snuck away again.
00:47:12I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca.
00:47:14But didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:47:17Nice.
00:47:18How the hell am I supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:47:21Look at this knockoff dress.
00:47:24Let me see if it's cheap.
00:47:25It isn't cheap, so don't touch it.
00:47:28Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:47:30How the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:47:34We are days out from an election, and you're stealing?
00:47:38If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal.
00:47:40I didn't steal it.
00:47:41It was a gift.
00:47:42Ha ha.
00:47:44From who?
00:47:44Special man in my life.
00:47:46What do you think?
00:47:47You're Cinderella?
00:47:49Get lost.
00:47:50Intern, he's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look.
00:47:54Looking very handsome tonight, sir.
00:47:57Should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:48:01Wow.
00:48:03Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:48:05Excuse me.
00:48:07She stole that dress.
00:48:11She stole that dress.
00:48:13It's not stealing if it's a gift.
00:48:18What?
00:48:19What?
00:48:20Who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:48:23Am I not in my right mind?
00:48:25I bought it for Sarah.
00:48:27What?
00:48:29What?
00:48:40Looky, looky.
00:48:41The sex creep candidate.
00:48:44Flirting with the poor young intern behind his fiancée's back.
00:48:50And speaking of your fiancée, back.
00:48:52I'm going to go change into bath, Topher.
00:48:54Just hang on.
00:48:55Why is she?
00:48:56Your concern for my personal life is touching, Senator.
00:48:59My fiancée will be right here.
00:49:01Isn't that right?
00:49:05Mr. Stinnock, where's your lovely fiancée?
00:49:08Yes, and when exactly are you going to be marrying that pretty girl?
00:49:12Yeah!
00:49:12Topher?
00:49:14Where is she?
00:49:15Your woman is in here in five seconds.
00:49:19You will be destroyed, I'm telling you.
00:49:30Darling, is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:49:34Only a little, darling fiancée.
00:49:37Shall we sit for dinner?
00:49:38Yeah.
00:49:44I have been dying to meet you, Beth.
00:49:50I think you're a fraud.
00:49:52And I'm going to be watching you all night long, like a hawk.
00:50:01Oh, shit.
00:50:02What am I supposed to do during a five-course meal?
00:50:05Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:50:07Ladies and gentlemen, as your senator, I am proud to be raising money for, for my Bobby boy.
00:50:17Um, the family community council.
00:50:19Family community council.
00:50:19Yes.
00:50:20Family values.
00:50:22Yes.
00:50:23Which my opponent, Stenet, has none of.
00:50:25First, a prostitute, and then a sudden fiancée, we know nothing about.
00:50:33Senator, this isn't a political event.
00:50:36It's charity.
00:50:38Leave the nasty politics aside for the night.
00:50:43I'm sorry you have to sit without the night.
00:50:45It's okay.
00:50:46Just pluck my nose when I'm around him.
00:50:49Smart.
00:50:50His odor's legendary.
00:50:54Beth!
00:50:56You're an heiress, and a political donor.
00:51:00Hmm.
00:51:01Funny.
00:51:03Politics is such a small world, after all.
00:51:07And I have never seen or heard of you until now.
00:51:11That's funny.
00:51:12I hadn't heard of you, either, until you started attacking the rights of women and working people.
00:51:18A wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette.
00:51:23Ha!
00:51:28Beth, are you all right?
00:51:30Of course she knows.
00:51:33It's the fort.
00:51:34Don't go, Church, Stenet.
00:51:36A rich heiress who doesn't know which is the salad fork.
00:51:41What else are you hiding?
00:51:44Senator, these elitist banquets are a little pretentious.
00:51:48I may be rich, but in my heart, I'm working class.
00:51:52The kind of people who don't give a damn much work to use.
00:51:58Like Christopher.
00:52:00I support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people, not the elites like you are, Senator.
00:52:08Nice try, girl.
00:52:10My name is Beth, not girl.
00:52:13I'm an independent woman who thinks for myself.
00:52:15The kind of women you fear.
00:52:17Because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election.
00:52:22Damn, Beth.
00:52:23Well played.
00:52:25This is outrageous.
00:52:26This is a charity event.
00:52:29This is not a woman's right, feminist, Nazi gathering.
00:52:33If you're so rich, where did you get your money?
00:52:38I want to see your taxes.
00:52:39I want to see your birth certificate.
00:52:42And I demand to know anything.
00:52:45Lady!
00:52:46Is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator.
00:52:51Come on, my lady.
00:52:52Stance.
00:53:01Sorry.
00:53:03I know this is one you signed up for, but I really appreciate it.
00:53:07It's okay.
00:53:08I'm having fun with you.
00:53:15Is something wrong?
00:53:17I'm sorry, Beth.
00:53:18I really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiancee in order to save my campaign,
00:53:23but I had my heart set on someone else.
00:53:26Someone I have really real feelings for.
00:53:28Maybe even love.
00:53:30Who is it?
00:53:32I shouldn't act on it, because it would be a scandal.
00:53:35A senator press would devour me, because she's my intern.
00:53:39I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah.
00:53:43Really?
00:53:51Oh, my God.
00:53:52He loves me.
00:53:53What?
00:53:54Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:53:58Well, I know Sarah.
00:54:01And I'm certain that she feels the same about you.
00:54:04Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard.
00:54:06Do you know where Sarah is?
00:54:07I need to talk to her.
00:54:08I want to talk to...
00:54:11She wants to talk to you, too.
00:54:15She'll meet you in your office after this event.
00:54:18Perfect.
00:54:18Thank you, Beth.
00:54:23I'm sorry.
00:54:30He loves me.
00:54:32He loves me!
00:54:34But how will he react when I tell him I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:54:38Will he hate me for it?
00:54:40Sarah.
00:54:42Sarah.
00:54:46I need to see you.
00:54:47Me, too.
00:54:48Topher, I need to tell you something.
00:54:50It's something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time, but...
00:54:55Not now, guys.
00:54:56Yes, now.
00:54:56The intern can wait.
00:54:57Uh, what is the intern doing here, lonely with you?
00:55:00Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak.
00:55:02Just give us a few minutes.
00:55:04This is important.
00:55:05A lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about.
00:55:09You're rising fast in the polls, and it's days before the election.
00:55:12You're tied with Senator Hessler.
00:55:13It's all thanks to your relationship with Beth.
00:55:15People love her.
00:55:17She's our secret weapon.
00:55:19Seriously?
00:55:20People love me, but not the real me.
00:55:23The rich blonde they've been pretending to be.
00:55:25Politics is so ridiculous.
00:55:28I see.
00:55:28It's good news.
00:55:30Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:55:31No time.
00:55:32We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going.
00:55:37That's...
00:55:40Wait!
00:55:42We're not doing any press conferences.
00:55:44I'll have a moment alone with Sarah.
00:55:45Now.
00:55:46Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:55:48What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:55:59Sarah, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment.
00:56:01Too tough for...
00:56:02I know it's dangerous and scandalous, but...
00:56:05I need to tell you that I...
00:56:10Wait.
00:56:19You're Beth.
00:56:20It's you.
00:56:24It's you.
00:56:26You're Beth.
00:56:27Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:56:29Sarah.
00:56:30Beth.
00:56:31Whoever you are.
00:56:32Why?
00:56:33I had hardly left the farm my entire life before I came here.
00:56:37But I came here because of you.
00:56:39Because I believed in your campaign.
00:56:41You inspired me.
00:56:43That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:56:45I wasn't pretending.
00:56:46I was just having fun.
00:56:48I didn't know it was you that night.
00:56:49But then...
00:56:52Then we had that night together.
00:56:54A beautiful, magical night.
00:56:59Then I came to the office, and you walked in.
00:57:03And I knew that if anyone found out, you weren't sleeping with your intern.
00:57:07It would ruin my campaign.
00:57:09I had to protect you, Topher.
00:57:12So I pretended to be Beth.
00:57:20Say something, Topher.
00:57:22Please.
00:57:24I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:57:28I can't.
00:57:29If anyone found out, Senator Hessler used this information to destroy you.
00:57:33It would ruin both of us.
00:57:35I'm willing to take that risk.
00:57:38But I can't.
00:57:40I believe in you.
00:57:42Your campaign is too important.
00:57:44I can't jeopardize you.
00:57:46But I love you.
00:57:47Now, if he gets intimate with his assistant, it's game over for all of us.
00:57:53So keep it professional.
00:57:55Please.
00:57:58Don't tell me.
00:58:06Hey, what's going on?
00:58:10The press is outside.
00:58:11They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:58:14Come on, the election's tied.
00:58:21What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:58:24Nothing.
00:58:25It's none of your business.
00:58:29You're so important to him.
00:58:33This is his speech.
00:58:35Make yourself useful.
00:58:37And give it to him.
00:58:39Now.
00:58:39Hurry.
00:58:45Now you'll be fired.
00:58:48Hick.
00:58:58It's just your speech.
00:59:05Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:59:07I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:59:32You know, I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech, like most politicians.
00:59:40But I'm a different candidate.
00:59:42So why don't we flip the script?
00:59:45You ask me any question, and I will answer.
00:59:49Any questions?
00:59:57This is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator.
01:00:01But how am I supposed to win if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech?
01:00:07Who gave him the speech?
01:00:09Who?
01:00:10Farm girl did it.
01:00:12I saw her give the speech to him.
01:00:15No, that's not true.
01:00:16So you didn't give him the papers.
01:00:17No.
01:00:18Yes, I did give him the papers.
01:00:20Are you trying to sabotage us?
01:00:22Are you working for Senator Hessler?
01:00:25No.
01:00:26No.
01:00:27No.
01:00:28No.
01:00:42I didn't do this.
01:00:43We have to fire her.
01:00:45That's right.
01:00:46Fire the incompetent.
01:00:48Wait.
01:00:50Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him.
01:00:54You pathetic lying hick.
01:00:56I'm not a liar, and stop calling me a hick.
01:01:00Enough.
01:01:02I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
01:01:06She's a good person.
01:01:07I want her to stick around no matter what.
01:01:08She gave you the papers.
01:01:10There's one easy way to prove this.
01:01:14Check the printer ID.
01:01:16Sue printing out these pages.
01:01:18What?
01:01:18But Sarah did it.
01:01:20She did it.
01:01:21Case closed.
01:01:23The end.
01:01:23Fire her.
01:01:24Case is closed, Rebecca.
01:01:26Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
01:01:31No.
01:01:32I...
01:01:32It's not what it looks like.
01:01:34This is your final warning.
01:01:36You do one more thing to ruin my campaign, or demean Sarah one more time.
01:01:41And you're fired.
01:01:44I need to speak with you.
01:01:46Alone.
01:01:46Topher.
01:01:48Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:50I can't.
01:01:52I won't be the reason to lose the election, so...
01:01:56It's a good profession.
01:01:58Wait, Sarah.
01:01:59Sarah!
01:02:02You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign, Adam.
01:02:05Forget about the intern.
01:02:07We need to go.
01:02:08Now.
01:02:09I'm only going.
01:02:10If Sarah goes.
01:02:12Sarah goes.
01:02:15Why?
01:02:23Senator Hessler's reckless...
01:02:25I...
01:02:26I mean, radical ideas.
01:02:29Cut.
01:02:30Topher, what's going on?
01:02:32I'm fine.
01:02:33Let's just go for another take.
01:02:34What the hell did you do for him, girl?
01:02:35What did you say to him in his office?
01:02:37For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
01:02:40Leave you alone?
01:02:42I don't know what you did, but I know that this is somehow your fault.
01:02:46You screwed with the candidate's mind, and now he's going to lose.
01:02:49No, I only want him to win.
01:02:51Well, whatever you're doing, you're doing a terrible job.
01:02:54Idiot.
01:02:56Action.
01:02:57I'm Christopher Stinnett.
01:02:58Vote for me, Stinnett.
01:03:00Senate.
01:03:01Vote for the Senate.
01:03:02And I'm here to talk about...
01:03:04What?
01:03:05Love.
01:03:07Love.
01:03:07Cut.
01:03:08Cut.
01:03:09Topher, what's going on?
01:03:18Why are you looking at an intern?
01:03:23It's just in it.
01:03:25I'm here.
01:03:26I just want to see you do your best.
01:03:28I know you can win this, so...
01:03:31Let's see it.
01:03:32Let's go.
01:03:32Again, another take.
01:03:38Senator Hesler runs on fear and hatred.
01:03:41I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:03:43I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:03:46Whether you're a high-powered CEO or a working girl on a farm, I believe that everyone should follow their
01:03:51heart and their passions, whether it's popular or not.
01:03:56Love conquers hate, and love is worth taking this for.
01:04:00This election, don't let fear control you.
01:04:04Follow your heart.
01:04:06Vote for love.
01:04:08I'm Christopher Stinnett, and I approve this message.
01:04:11Cut!
01:04:12That was fantastic!
01:04:14Bravo!
01:04:16Woo!
01:04:17What's gotten into you, man?
01:04:21Let's keep filming.
01:04:23You can give orders to your intern later.
01:04:25I'm tired of later.
01:04:27I want to talk now.
01:04:29Mr. Stinnett.
01:04:30Don't call me Mr. Stinnett.
01:04:32To you, it's just over.
01:04:36Excuse me?
01:04:38Where are you going?
01:04:41That was great, sir.
01:04:54You're more important.
01:04:55I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:04:58I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:05:01I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:05:42I want to be together, for real, if you do.
01:05:54That was so beautiful.
01:05:57Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:05:58For what?
01:05:59you've made me happy truly happy I've been so focused on my career I've never
01:06:06had a chance to feel love like this I feel the same way when I win the first
01:06:11thing I'm gonna do is let the whole world know you're my girl you will win
01:06:16mr. future senator we need to commemorate this moment with a drink
01:06:24be careful are you okay
01:06:31yeah I just cut my finger don't move
01:06:36I don't want to let you get hurt again
01:06:40it's not a big deal
01:06:44don't move
01:07:01I don't care if she's us together
01:07:02I'm still your intern the world still thinks you're engaged to meth
01:07:12we've been trying to reach you
01:07:14damn
01:07:15what's going on are you having an affair
01:07:19is there someone in here
01:07:21I'm entitled to my privacy
01:07:23get out
01:07:24this is a political campaign there's no such thing as privacy
01:07:30oh sorry
01:07:31Beth I
01:07:33Topher I didn't realize you were with your fiance
01:07:35what happened to your finger bath
01:07:36can't handle all the candidates passion in the bedroom
01:07:39enough Rebecca get out
01:07:42I apologize sir
01:07:43I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls
01:07:47we'll see you in the morning
01:07:51did you hear that
01:07:53it's a few more days without any scandals
01:07:55and you'll be a U.S. senator
01:07:57I think I called for some celebration
01:08:01where were you
01:08:07farm girl give me a pen quickly
01:08:11your finger is injured just like
01:08:13excuse me
01:08:14no why would you fire me
01:08:16I'm the one who set it up
01:08:17I called Beth
01:08:18Topher
01:08:19I wasn't sure if I should come
01:08:21but Sarah convinced me to
01:08:23holy shit
01:08:29holy shit
01:08:32you are Beth
01:08:34Becca please keep your voice down
01:08:36you lying slut
01:08:39I don't know how it works on the corn farm
01:08:42but in the real world
01:08:43there are consequences
01:08:45do you know what this means
01:08:48a candidate
01:08:49for senate
01:08:50sleeping with his intern
01:08:52this will be a huge scandal
01:08:54Christopher
01:08:55will lose the election
01:08:58thank you for the reminder
01:08:59but no one will know
01:09:00if you don't
01:09:01how did a
01:09:01dumb
01:09:03poor farm girl
01:09:05like you
01:09:05seduce the hottest
01:09:07most eligible bachelor
01:09:09in the state
01:09:10did you
01:09:10drug him
01:09:11or something
01:09:12he should have been mine
01:09:14please keep
01:09:15your voice
01:09:15down
01:09:16what is going on
01:09:17I warned you
01:09:19about yelling at Sarah
01:09:20I just found out
01:09:21you're sleeping
01:09:22with this slut
01:09:23not only is it shocking
01:09:25it'll end
01:09:27your career
01:09:28I know
01:09:29that you do not
01:09:30care about her
01:09:31so just
01:09:32dump her
01:09:33now
01:09:33and we'll figure it out
01:09:34I don't care about her
01:09:38I love her
01:09:43I don't care about her
01:09:48I love her
01:09:51sorry
01:09:52I was on a call
01:09:52what's going on here
01:09:54Topher
01:09:55I need your help
01:09:56finalizing this press release
01:09:57let's go
01:09:59he should be mine
01:10:00you stupid
01:10:01lying
01:10:03slutty
01:10:04corn growing hick
01:10:05for the last time
01:10:06my family
01:10:07grows brussel sprouts
01:10:08and remember what happened
01:10:09the last time
01:10:10you called me a hick
01:10:11Topher threatened
01:10:12to fire you
01:10:13just think what
01:10:14my boyfriend
01:10:15will do
01:10:15when he finds out
01:10:18oh no
01:10:19poor girl
01:10:20we should really
01:10:20be more careful
01:10:28I'm fine
01:10:29I'm okay
01:10:31did you do this?
01:10:33what?
01:10:35no
01:10:35of course not
01:10:36I warned you
01:10:37Rebecca
01:10:39if the hick
01:10:40says I pushed her
01:10:41she's lying
01:10:42I warned you
01:10:43about the name calling
01:10:44I will not tolerate
01:10:46members of my staff
01:10:47being cruel
01:10:48I didn't
01:10:49enough
01:10:50you're fired
01:10:51what?
01:10:54that stupid bitch
01:10:55lied
01:10:55no
01:10:57Topher
01:10:57you can't fire
01:10:58your senior staff
01:10:59this close to election night
01:11:00yes I can
01:11:02you evil bitch
01:11:03I'll make you pay
01:11:07this is a big mistake
01:11:12I will always protect you
01:11:13Sarah
01:11:14I know
01:11:15Topher
01:11:16but aren't you worried
01:11:17now that she knows
01:11:18that she's gonna go
01:11:19and tell
01:11:19Senator Hesler
01:11:20and the media
01:11:21you're sleeping
01:11:21with your intern?
01:11:23as long as I can
01:11:24be with you
01:11:25but
01:11:26don't worry
01:11:27Becca's just jealous
01:11:29she cares about
01:11:29this campaign
01:11:30too much
01:11:30and destroy it
01:11:31I don't care
01:11:32about that right now
01:11:34all I care about
01:11:34is you
01:11:36did you mean it
01:11:38when you said
01:11:38that you love me?
01:11:41of course I did
01:11:42I love you
01:11:43Sarah
01:11:46I love you too
01:11:56Sarah
01:11:57let me think about
01:11:58this line
01:11:59for the debate
01:12:00to help
01:12:02I like it
01:12:03glad you like it
01:12:07hmm
01:12:09I think that's enough
01:12:10input from the intern
01:12:13we have an election
01:12:14tomorrow
01:12:14and a debate
01:12:16against Hesler
01:12:17in a couple of hours
01:12:18no more distractions
01:12:20let's go
01:12:23come on
01:12:24get your head in the game
01:12:25trust me
01:12:25I'm gonna round up
01:12:27Sarah
01:12:28would you care
01:12:28to join us
01:12:29no
01:12:29she's not coming
01:12:30you're engaged to bet
01:12:33I'm not gonna let the media
01:12:34see the lusty ways
01:12:35you look at your intern
01:12:36she's not coming
01:12:48when he goes low
01:12:49you go high
01:12:51in the debate
01:12:52I need you to emphasize
01:12:53love over hate
01:12:55hate
01:12:55right here
01:12:56get that?
01:12:57yeah
01:12:57where's Sarah
01:13:08hi I'm Sarah
01:13:09from the Christopher Stenet campaign
01:13:11he's expecting me
01:13:12oh Sarah
01:13:13yes
01:13:14here you are
01:13:15hmm
01:13:17his campaign manager
01:13:18specifically told me
01:13:19to keep you out
01:13:20go away
01:13:21but
01:13:31hi
01:13:31I'm here for my
01:13:32fiance's interview
01:13:33my name is
01:13:34I know you are
01:13:34you're Beth
01:13:35please
01:13:36go right in
01:13:38oh
01:13:38good luck tonight
01:13:42Sarah
01:13:43I'm so glad you're here
01:13:45you're my good luck child
01:13:51sorry
01:13:52Beth
01:13:52I
01:13:53what
01:13:53wait
01:13:54Sarah
01:13:55you're sleeping with your intern
01:14:00oh my god
01:14:01Beth doesn't even exist
01:14:03it's been Sarah this whole time
01:14:05calm down
01:14:07I ordered you not to come here
01:14:09you're a scandal waiting to happen
01:14:11we're in love
01:14:12he wants me at this debate
01:14:14stupid
01:14:15hey
01:14:16that's
01:14:17my girl
01:14:18your girl
01:14:19Jesus
01:14:20Topher
01:14:21this is a disaster
01:14:22you've let this little farm girl
01:14:24hijack your entire campaign
01:14:27dump her now
01:14:29and kick her out
01:14:30or I'll resign as your campaign manager
01:14:34Sarah
01:14:36the election is in two days
01:14:37I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager
01:14:40congratulations Sarah
01:14:42you're my new campaign manager
01:14:44what
01:14:45your services are no longer needed
01:14:49good luck winning without me
01:14:54listen
01:14:57go out there
01:14:59kick Senator Husser's back
01:15:07hey
01:15:07warm slut
01:15:10Becca
01:15:10Topher fired you
01:15:12what are you doing
01:15:12are you doing here
01:15:14I'm working for Senator Husser
01:15:16and I told him everything
01:15:18how Topher is sleeping with you
01:15:20his intern
01:15:24this debate is about to be a
01:15:26what yeah
01:15:31Becca I can't believe you defected to the enemy
01:15:34because you hate me that much
01:15:36you really are spineless
01:15:37what are you going to do about it farm girl
01:15:39try and fight me
01:15:42no
01:15:43I don't fight
01:15:45I go to war
01:15:47we are live for the Senate debate
01:15:49between Senator Husser
01:15:51and his challenger
01:15:52Christopher Stinnett
01:15:55that's a lie Senator
01:15:57we saw you fire a gun indoors
01:15:59at a press conference
01:16:01we all saw the video
01:16:02what video
01:16:03if there was a video
01:16:06with an AI fake
01:16:08whoo
01:16:09you are really getting nasty
01:16:12in the dirt
01:16:13like a farm girl
01:16:17you and your boyfriend
01:16:19are about to be drowning in scandal
01:16:21and speaking of farm girls
01:16:23you have one as your intern
01:16:26right
01:16:27Stinnett
01:16:28are you sleeping with your intern
01:16:35you are having
01:16:39an unethical
01:16:40immoral
01:16:43disgusting
01:16:44taunt
01:16:45affair with one of your employees
01:16:47your intern
01:16:48I
01:16:50hang on
01:16:52no
01:16:54this
01:16:59what are you smiling about
01:17:01your boyfriend is about to be destroyed
01:17:05Topher sees the best in people
01:17:08but on the farm
01:17:09I learned to trust my gut
01:17:11I knew you would do something desperate
01:17:12when he fired you
01:17:14so I prepared for this
01:17:17you rang
01:17:18Sarah
01:17:19how the hell can a maid help you
01:17:23all you have to do is tell the truth
01:17:34candy
01:17:35I mean
01:17:35who are you
01:17:36you have spent your entire campaign
01:17:39mocking and demeaning women
01:17:40now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine
01:17:45aww come on Senator H
01:17:48you know me
01:17:49I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to
01:17:54but I sure did sleep with you big boy
01:18:00I am a religious
01:18:02moral family man
01:18:03and I did not have sex
01:18:05with this woman
01:18:15now turn that damn thing off
01:18:18we have a bigger scandal right here
01:18:20Topher is not only screwing
01:18:23his intern
01:18:24his fiance
01:18:25isn't real
01:18:27he lied
01:18:28he lied
01:18:29he lied
01:18:30he lied
01:18:32he slept with his intern
01:18:35then he lied to all of you
01:18:37to pretend that his fiance
01:18:39was a social lie
01:18:45after we destroy your life tonight
01:18:48you'll have no choice but to run home
01:18:50to your little corn farm
01:18:51I
01:18:52I
01:18:52I
01:18:53you lied
01:18:54admit it
01:18:55and then drop out of this race
01:18:57in disgrace
01:18:58fool
01:19:07you're right
01:19:09I wasn't honest about my personal life
01:19:11you all deserve the truth
01:19:15straight from me
01:19:16scandal
01:19:16godless
01:19:19unethical
01:19:19immoral
01:19:21lying
01:19:21s-o-b
01:19:23I did lie
01:19:26I did lie
01:19:26but the difference between us
01:19:29you lied for cruelty and power
01:19:33I did it for love
01:19:36Sarah
01:19:37I love you
01:19:38and I want everyone to know it
01:19:40I care more about you
01:19:41than I care about winning this election
01:19:45will you please come on to the debate stage with me
01:19:47he wants me
01:19:48to go on national tv
01:19:51don't do it heck
01:19:53they can do this
01:19:54for Topher
01:20:01what in the hell are you doing
01:20:03this is a TPD
01:20:06a televised political debate
01:20:08you can't bring pride
01:20:09you think all women are objects
01:20:12Sarah
01:20:13is not
01:20:14promising
01:20:15this is highly irregular
01:20:18this is cheating
01:20:19this is rigging the election
01:20:21and this girl's got no
01:20:23no
01:20:24my name is Sarah
01:20:25not girl
01:20:27you want to talk about rights
01:20:30you've been fighting
01:20:31to take away women's rights
01:20:33senator
01:20:33you've demeaned and degraded women
01:20:35for far too long
01:20:36shut up
01:20:39sit down woman
01:20:40no
01:20:41I'm showing you what it's like
01:20:43to finally have a powerful woman
01:20:45stand up to you
01:20:46you
01:20:46sexist
01:20:51give him hell babe
01:20:53I'm not his intern
01:20:56I'm his campaign manager
01:20:59what
01:21:00when I first met this woman
01:21:01it was a case of mistaken identity
01:21:04I didn't know she was my intern
01:21:06and she didn't know I was her boss
01:21:08Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth
01:21:10and because Senator Hessler
01:21:13is a psychopath
01:21:14who was stalking Topher
01:21:16in an attempt to bring him down
01:21:18I was afraid to create a scandal
01:21:21so yes
01:21:22I pretended to be Beth in public
01:21:24but I didn't fall in love with Beth
01:21:27I fell in love with Sarah
01:21:29some things are more important than elections
01:21:31than politics
01:21:34but I love you Sarah
01:21:36win-win or lose
01:21:38I want to be with you
01:21:40OMG
01:21:41I am so confused
01:21:43is it Beth?
01:21:44is it Sarah?
01:21:45is it Clark Kent?
01:21:45is it Spider-Man?
01:21:47either way
01:21:47you guys had an illicit affair
01:21:49and you lied about your engagement
01:21:51for once Senator
01:21:53you're right
01:21:54we're not engaged
01:21:57but I'm here to correct that
01:22:10Sarah, I love you
01:22:12whether I win or lose this election
01:22:13I don't want to lose you
01:22:16will you marry me?
01:22:18yes
01:22:18of course I'll marry you
01:22:30I will have you criminally investigated
01:22:34I've done it before
01:22:36I've stolen so much money from the Senate
01:22:39I'm rich
01:22:41and I'll use this money
01:22:42to destroy you
01:22:43and to bribe prosecutors
01:22:45to investigate you
01:22:46ha
01:22:49no
01:22:49Senator
01:22:50stop talking
01:22:52it's about time you admitted to your crime
01:22:55Senator
01:22:55thank you
01:22:56hey I didn't mean it
01:22:58it's all taken out of context
01:23:00if you see a clip of me
01:23:02on some video admitting crimes
01:23:05it is a fake AI video
01:23:08a cheap fake fake news
01:23:09cut you commercial
01:23:11now
01:23:11what?
01:23:24Senator
01:23:25we can figure this out
01:23:27silence you incompetent woman
01:23:30go
01:23:30talk to the media
01:23:32get them
01:23:33to report
01:23:35Senate
01:23:35scandal
01:23:36I tried
01:23:37they don't care
01:23:39they love him
01:23:40and his
01:23:40farm girl love story
01:23:42farm girl
01:23:43ooh
01:23:43that is kind of hot
01:23:45I can't lose this
01:23:46election
01:23:48I can't lose this election
01:23:49I can't lose this election
01:23:50I can't lose this election
01:23:50I've made a huge mistake
01:23:54I can't lose this
01:23:56I can't lose this
01:23:57no matter what happens
01:23:59we ran a good campaign
01:24:02I'm forever grateful
01:24:03for all of you who have helped
01:24:05no regrets
01:24:07you crushed Senator Hessler in the debate
01:24:09but he has a big base of support
01:24:13this will be an extremely close election
01:24:1650-50 coin toss
01:24:17you need to relax
01:24:19come with me
01:24:28as your campaign manager
01:24:29I disagree with the staff
01:24:31the voters don't want cruelty
01:24:33they want hope
01:24:35I think you'll win in a landside
01:24:38I hope so
01:24:40but if I lose
01:24:41it's not your fault
01:24:43no matter what
01:24:44I still love you
01:24:44and I can't wait to marry you
01:24:46me too
01:24:48but you won't lose
01:24:49an election this close
01:24:51it'll take hours
01:24:52for the results to come in
01:24:54I think I will know
01:24:55what we can do
01:24:56to kill some time again
01:25:05Senator Hessler has been defeated
01:25:07it is a landslide
01:25:09for Christopher Stinnett
01:25:10our new U.S. Senator
01:25:15yes
01:25:15yes
01:25:17yes
01:25:18yes
01:25:19yes
01:25:19yes
01:25:21Mr. Senator-elect
01:25:25Sarah
01:25:27we won because of you
01:25:29you were right
01:25:31congratulations
01:25:32both of you
01:25:33on
01:25:33great victory
01:25:34and
01:25:35great victory
01:25:39woo
01:25:40yes
01:25:41oh
01:25:42yeah
01:25:44this is weird
01:25:45I know
01:25:46I know
01:25:48Senator
01:25:48she's coming
01:25:58I'm the luckiest man in Washington
01:26:00because I have you
01:26:02I know
01:26:06I know
01:26:07I like you
01:26:07when I left the farm
01:26:09I wanted to help me change the world
01:26:11but I never imagined
01:26:13I would end up here
01:26:15okay
01:26:15let's skip to the end
01:26:16and now pronounce you
01:26:18Senator and wife
01:26:26woo
01:26:26woo
01:26:27woo
01:26:27yeah
01:26:28yeah
01:26:31Mrs. Senator
01:26:32the honeymoon can wait
01:26:34first
01:26:36let's change the world
01:26:38get us a copy of our women's right amendment
01:26:40let's make this thing into law
01:26:43yeah
01:26:43yeah
01:26:44yeah
01:26:44yeah
01:26:45yeah
01:26:45yeah
01:26:45yeah
01:26:45yeah
01:26:45yeah
01:26:45yeah
01:26:46yeah
01:26:46yeah
01:26:46yeah
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