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00:00:00Oh my god, that's Christopher Stinnett, state candidate?
00:00:12He's so hot, I want him to campaign all over me.
00:00:16Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:19I should be the same, absolutely.
00:00:30Mr. Stinnett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you.
00:00:40And you are?
00:00:41Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:43Well, are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:55Oh, wow.
00:00:57Excuse me, for a second.
00:01:00Let's go upstairs together, handsome.
00:01:11Let me take care of you.
00:01:12What are you talking about?
00:01:14Don't deny it.
00:01:15You need me, baby.
00:01:22Oh, baby.
00:01:24Don't worry.
00:01:25I'll be in our room soon.
00:01:27What the hell are you?
00:01:28Get away from me.
00:01:30Get the fuck out of my way.
00:01:31Hey.
00:01:32Hey.
00:01:33You intern.
00:01:41Are you serious?
00:01:44hey you intern are you serious this entrance is for wealthy political donors only the side door
00:02:03is for the help jesus that cheap dress might work on your corn farm but not here
00:02:07get out and go through the back i'm so sorry i didn't know
00:02:12just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign
00:02:20i don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate
00:02:25help garnish this is a senate campaign not a country bumpkin office you don't need a corn grower
00:02:31well i just fired an intern for hitting on our candidate so i needed someone to run errands
00:02:39excuse me we grow brussels sprouts not corn and i might not know a lot about the candidate but i
00:02:46really believe in his ideas
00:02:48excuse me intern not another word get lost
00:02:54you ruined my mink are you drunk oh my god on behalf of the campaign i apologize ma'am you clumsy hick
00:03:10you will not keep your job after this i'm so sorry please don't fire me i i really want to work on
00:03:16this campaign i'll fix it i'll i'll clean the coat and the wig right now well what are you waiting for
00:03:21you dumb hick
00:03:22this is all your fault don't worry there's cleaning supplies upstairs stay out of this maid
00:03:30fix it intern or you're fired
00:03:33thank you but where are the cleaning supplies you heard what she said if i can't get these clean i'll be fired
00:03:44i put you into room 2809 it's empty go up there you'll be alone
00:03:49you're a lifesaver i'm sarah us working class girls gotta stick together right i'm stephanie
00:03:55you're right god i had a really tough day it's okay these rich people are ridiculous
00:04:03don't blame yourself that's why i'm interning on this campaign to stand up for people like us
00:04:09i just wish i fit in better amen girl and
00:04:16look at you you look like you fit right in
00:04:20hi i'm a wealthy socialite i eat caviar not doritos i totally belong here
00:04:32okay i gotta run but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809
00:04:37call me if you need me good luck thanks again see you later
00:04:50is somebody here is somebody in there
00:05:10oh sorry um god he's so hot
00:05:21are you okay
00:05:21are you okay
00:05:33uh
00:05:50you don't need nothing to me
00:05:54so you didn't go into senate's room he shoved me out of the room senator i i
00:06:15don't need nothing to go into the room for you god damn worthless woman i hired you to drug him
00:06:22and to film a scandalous sex tape and you return empty-fucking-handed
00:06:29sir i think i have something well then show me you idiot
00:06:38this might just be enough to bring my election opponent down
00:06:45i can't believe
00:06:55i slept with a hot stranger
00:07:01i have to clean this or i'll be fired
00:07:15where the hell did you disappear to last night farm girl
00:07:32if you didn't get that coat fixed you're fired no i did fix it it's right here
00:07:35it doesn't matter you belong in a farmer's market not a campaign office a new intern from a wealthy
00:07:45family will take over your job tomorrow so today's your last day a little trash girl
00:07:50no rebecca please i really want this job
00:07:57candidate stinnett is running a little late which isn't like him but he'll be here soon so be ready
00:08:04he's never late i wonder if our candidate got laid last night he wouldn't he'll be my man sooner or
00:08:10later stop gossiping mr stinnett is the candidate of the united states senate even a little rumor could
00:08:17lead to a scandal
00:08:30so
00:08:31it's
00:08:32it's
00:08:36it's
00:08:38it's
00:08:40it's
00:08:44it's
00:08:46you gotta be kidding me the man i slept with is the candidate hello miss thank god he didn't
00:09:00recognize me i fucked up if anyone finds out i slept with him it'll be a scandal have we met
00:09:11miss absolutely never sarah's a new intern from some farmland i don't think she's cut out for this
00:09:21something's familiar about her oh my god he recognizes me i'm in so much trouble sir i
00:09:29think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough glad to have you on my team sarah thank god he
00:09:36didn't recognize me he's way out of your league farm girl stay away from him he'd never go for a
00:09:46poor farm girl like you so don't even think about it hey something happened last night
00:09:52emergency meeting let's go no intern's allowed get me a coffee with non-fat dairy-free oat-free oat milk
00:10:04sir what happened you disappeared from the fundraiser last night it's hazy but i think
00:10:13some of the events slipped something in my drink it's foggy but i spent the night with a woman who
00:10:19you slept with someone and she drugged you she was it was a setup oh god a sex scandal will sink
00:10:29this campaign the slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator are you okay
00:10:35no no i don't remember much but the girl i was with last night isn't like that she's a good person
00:10:48you're being naive okay this is dirty politics your enemies will do anything to entrap
00:10:55and ruin you she's not like that no one's gonna find out there will be no scandal
00:11:01no one will find out senator hester is about to do a press conference attacking you
00:11:12i will protect your second amendment you get a bazooka you get a bazooka you get a bazooka it's your
00:11:25god-given right and us men we know how to safely handle firearms oh shit
00:11:34gotcha i did that on purpose where was i oh my opponent christopher stenton slayed with the
00:11:45prostitute last night what i'm not a prostitute this indecent immoral and pre-maritable sex
00:11:55we'll have him burn in hell so this is bad for all eternity he's lying i didn't sleep with a
00:12:01prostitute he has no proof i have proof that my opponent christopher stenton slept with the hooker
00:12:09last night oh no he got a photo of us in bed he has a photo we're doomed
00:12:18oh no he got a photo of us in bed oh god you useless intern i'm so sorry i'll clean that up
00:12:32and i have proof that my opponent christopher stenton slept with the prostitute last night
00:12:41that is not the woman i slept with last night she was much more beautiful
00:12:51that stupid foreign girl smirk off your face i'm sorry i'll just get out
00:12:57sir this is bad it doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with the prostitute or whoever she was
00:13:05if we can't prove it wasn't a fake then it'll sink and ruin the campaign
00:13:09wait the girl last night gave me her phone number
00:13:14the annoying farm girl intern she's your one night stand please no you can't sleep with your
00:13:36intern it'll be a massive scandal no sorry it's just my mom calling
00:13:40i knew it the boss would never be with someone as lonely as me
00:13:44get out intern you don't belong in this high level meeting anyway
00:13:48hi mom one second
00:13:51damn
00:13:54she didn't pick up
00:13:56good don't talk to her
00:13:59your one night stand was probably a spy sent by senator hustler to entrap you
00:14:04sir the center is all over tv spreading massive lies that was stuck with this prostitute
00:14:09and they'll believe him and we'll lose this election
00:14:12okay unless we can prove it's a lie
00:14:14how can i if the girl i was really with won't answer my calls
00:14:17wait there must be security camera footage proving that i didn't go in the room with that prostitute
00:14:24yes of course we'll get that hotel security camera footage
00:14:30asap
00:14:31we'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute
00:14:41and maybe we'll see the woman i was really with last night too
00:14:44you'll see i'm who he was with
00:14:46you're on your phone again go get me a muffin cinnamon raisin no raisins
00:14:57and make sure it's gluten free
00:14:59i was just calling in your order
00:15:00no actually
00:15:02stephanie this is um sarah we met
00:15:08i remember you what's up girl
00:15:10um is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from
00:15:15floor 28 and delete it where's my muffin intern i'm still placing the order
00:15:21delete the footage may i ask why i know it's a lot to ask i'll explain later but it's an emergency
00:15:28us working class girls gotta look out for each other right
00:15:31staff in the security room is my friend i got it
00:15:34thank you thank you thank you
00:15:36my people are arriving at the hotel we'll have that footage in no time
00:15:39come on stephanie delete that footage fast or i'm in trouble
00:15:45hey sarah right sorry i haven't had the chance to get to talk to you
00:15:51it's been a crazy day
00:15:53that's okay
00:15:54i swear it's not usually like this
00:15:56but i would love to hear your position on my campaign platform
00:16:00you don't waste your time talking to an unqualified corn growing intern who doesn't know the first thing about politics
00:16:06senator hustler's all about the politics of anger but tofer isn't he doesn't name call or put people down so you shouldn't either and for the last time my family grows brussels sprouts
00:16:15bravo bravo that's the right attitude
00:16:20think about learning some tips from her she's a lot smarter than you give her credit for
00:16:25i would love to get to know you
00:16:34sir our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage
00:16:38don't worry sir
00:16:44we're gonna figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage
00:16:46any second now
00:16:48go ahead
00:16:49what
00:16:51the footage was deleted
00:16:53with the footage gone
00:16:55no one will find out we slept together
00:16:57not even him
00:16:58i'm in the clear
00:16:59i'll figure out
00:17:01something to
00:17:02disprove the senator's lies sir
00:17:05speaking of
00:17:07me
00:17:08have you
00:17:09decided who you want to be your assistant
00:17:12god he's so hot
00:17:14but i need to keep my distance
00:17:16and make sure nothing else happens between us
00:17:19no
00:17:21sir she
00:17:23she's unqualified
00:17:25she doesn't know anything about politics
00:17:28she's
00:17:29nobody
00:17:30this is her last day
00:17:32actually
00:17:33she's exactly
00:17:34what i need
00:17:36oh no
00:17:37not me
00:17:38you're my new assistant sarah
00:17:40be ready
00:17:41we're gonna be spending a lot more time together
00:17:43so much for staying away from him
00:17:48you little hick
00:17:51how did you get him to promote you over me
00:17:55the candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week
00:18:01policy positions
00:18:03memorize all of it
00:18:04there's a false rumor going around
00:18:06that the candidates slept with a prostitute
00:18:08if anyone finds out that he's intimate with an intern
00:18:11it's game over for all of us
00:18:13so keep it professional
00:18:16i believe in this campaign i won't jeopardize it
00:18:18that's why i stole the footage
00:18:21because you accidentally slept with your senate candidate boss
00:18:25i didn't know that it was him
00:18:27and he thought i was just some rich snob lady
00:18:30oh my god
00:18:31you like him
00:18:33i get it
00:18:34he's freaking hot and successful
00:18:36i know
00:18:38but
00:18:39he doesn't know
00:18:40that it was me
00:18:41and if word ever got out
00:18:43that he slept with his aunt
00:18:44don't worry
00:18:45the footage is gone
00:18:47and your hot little secret's safe
00:18:48crisis averted
00:18:51my opponent
00:18:53christopher standard
00:18:54is a lying schedule
00:18:55in this election
00:18:57i will prove it
00:18:58vote for me
00:19:00what the hell is he talking about
00:19:02he's just making up this story
00:19:03about the candidates sleeping with a hooker last night
00:19:06what
00:19:06he called you a hooker
00:19:08no not me
00:19:09but he has this photo
00:19:11of a woman in a red dress
00:19:14leaning on topher
00:19:15and it's all a lie
00:19:16he's just framing him
00:19:17i actually saw your boss last night
00:19:20with a woman in a red dress
00:19:22what
00:19:23i was there
00:19:24and he definitely didn't take that woman to his room
00:19:27you were the only one
00:19:30stop
00:19:30i will
00:19:32after you give me all the dirty little details
00:19:35just avoid being alone with topher
00:19:45he's in his office
00:19:48go on in
00:19:48oh no i don't want to interrupt
00:19:49morning sir
00:19:59your coffee
00:20:00sarah
00:20:01please call me topher
00:20:03ah
00:20:05just what i needed
00:20:07well
00:20:09i want to give you
00:20:11what you need
00:20:11it's my job
00:20:13as your assistant
00:20:14may i say
00:20:15you're excelling at it
00:20:17you seem nervous
00:20:20i'm not that scary am i
00:20:22no i um
00:20:23senator hustler is just
00:20:26saying you were with the hooker
00:20:29it's a lie
00:20:30it's so frustrating
00:20:31that's what my opponent does
00:20:34he lies
00:20:36but do you know why we're gonna win
00:20:39because we have the truth on our side
00:20:41don't we sarah
00:20:42the prostitute story won't hold up because
00:20:45it isn't true
00:20:47so all we have to do is just smile
00:20:50take your breath
00:20:52and it's okay
00:20:54perfect
00:20:57what are you doing here from girl
00:21:05the hooker story isn't going away
00:21:08senator hessler is about to give a press conference attacking you
00:21:12but there's no proof
00:21:13politics isn't about proof intern
00:21:15it's about stories
00:21:16okay
00:21:16and the senator's telling a pretty juicy one
00:21:19whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us
00:21:23the senator is lying
00:21:25let's go confront him
00:21:27i'll do it myself
00:21:29no sir
00:21:29it's politically dangerous
00:21:31i'm not worried
00:21:32let's go confront the senator
00:21:34and put this nonsense story behind us
00:21:37and put this nonsense story behind us
00:21:40yeah
00:21:41make the bully say his lies right to your face
00:21:44let the adults take it from here from girl
00:21:47i'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee
00:21:50wait
00:21:51sir
00:21:52we gotta go
00:21:53now
00:21:53i think sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp
00:21:56i'm not forgetting about her
00:21:57come on
00:21:59i want you with me
00:22:02stinnett is a liar
00:22:11who couldn't be trusted
00:22:13he slept
00:22:14with a hooker
00:22:16excuse me senator
00:22:25you're gonna lie about me
00:22:27say it to my face
00:22:28aww
00:22:30the immoral man
00:22:32who slept with a hooker
00:22:33has arrived
00:22:34i did no such thing
00:22:36a photo in the elevator is not proof senator
00:22:38honey you should mention proof
00:22:41cause it's show time
00:22:43bring in the hooker
00:22:44you screwed up
00:22:48this horndog christopher stinnett pays yours truly for sex
00:22:55bad boy
00:22:57she's lying
00:23:00i didn't sleep with her
00:23:01i was with someone else
00:23:02well we can't prove it
00:23:04damn it i deleted the footage that would prove it
00:23:07i gotta do something
00:23:08where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her
00:23:11would you excuse me for a minute
00:23:12get out intern
00:23:13let the grown-ups work
00:23:15christopher
00:23:18what do you have to say now
00:23:20you shameless sex creep
00:23:22she didn't sleep with me
00:23:24she drugged me
00:23:25that's a lie
00:23:26you were sober
00:23:28didn't even need viagra baby
00:23:30blacklist stories
00:23:33blacklist stories
00:23:34stinnett
00:23:34admit it
00:23:37admit you paid for sex
00:23:39i don't lie to the public
00:23:41unlike you senator
00:23:42i'm honest
00:23:43baby i know you can't forget all the nasty things you did in bed
00:23:48boy you better say what little dignity you have left and drop out of the race
00:23:55i'm fighting for working people
00:23:58i'm not giving up
00:24:00especially not because of a lie
00:24:01i don't know you
00:24:09stop
00:24:10come on you know me
00:24:12i like that big booty last night
00:24:15slap it again
00:24:16absolutely not
00:24:18that's a lie
00:24:19oh we can see it all now
00:24:22topa
00:24:23you have been exposed as a dnc
00:24:26dirty sex creep
00:24:27now drop out of the race
00:24:29now
00:24:30not so fast
00:24:34it's you
00:24:39who the hell are you
00:24:42bitch
00:24:42you didn't sleep with him last night
00:24:50i did
00:24:51and i can prove it
00:24:52you didn't sleep with him that night
00:24:56i did
00:24:57and i've got the proof
00:24:59who the hell are you
00:25:00who the hell are you blondie
00:25:01you're lying
00:25:02are you sure about that
00:25:03who the hell is this
00:25:06get her out of here
00:25:07this is my event
00:25:09no i don't know her
00:25:11she works at the hotel
00:25:12she saw everything
00:25:13that's right
00:25:14i was on duty that night
00:25:15and i saw that woman
00:25:17try to seduce mr stinnett in the hallway
00:25:19but she failed
00:25:21he pushed her off and went into his room
00:25:23and she headed to the elevator
00:25:25damn it
00:25:25how much did you pay
00:25:27to a random maid
00:25:29to testify for you
00:25:30i told the truth
00:25:32and your photos
00:25:33can prove i was there
00:25:34look
00:25:38there i am
00:25:39in your photos
00:25:40drugging a man
00:25:42is a felony
00:25:42so the question is
00:25:44why did you do it
00:25:46and
00:25:46why are you lying
00:25:48about sleeping with me
00:25:49this wasn't my deal
00:25:52shut up
00:25:53jeez senator
00:25:54you're such a moral
00:25:55family values man
00:25:57why are you on a first name basis
00:25:59with a sex worker
00:26:00screw you
00:26:05i'm out of here
00:26:06you get your ass back
00:26:07is it true mr stinnett
00:26:14you spent the night with this woman
00:26:15you slept with a random stranger
00:26:17i can't let his campaign fail
00:26:18because of me
00:26:19i have to do something
00:26:21i won't help you save your campaign
00:26:23but i need you to trust
00:26:25with me
00:26:25okay
00:26:26random stranger
00:26:36well i'm hardly a stranger to tofer
00:26:38my name is beth
00:26:40i'm his fiance
00:26:42my name is beth
00:26:45i'm his fiance
00:26:46beth
00:26:50who are you
00:26:51where where are you from
00:26:52what's your last name
00:26:53beth is a wealthy heiress
00:26:55she's a private person
00:26:57i'm running it for office
00:26:58not her
00:26:59thank you all
00:27:00hell yes
00:27:08we just botched a scandals to her
00:27:10beth you saved mine
00:27:11where the hell is sarah
00:27:12if that intern abandoned her post again
00:27:15we need to finally fire her
00:27:16you're engaged now
00:27:18you're engaged now
00:27:18as beth
00:27:19i didn't know what to do
00:27:22i didn't want to be the reason
00:27:23his campaign failed
00:27:24i mean that was terrifying
00:27:27i can't do it again
00:27:28i thought my heart was gonna explode
00:27:30but it's sexy
00:27:31and don't worry
00:27:33the election's in a week
00:27:34you won't have to do it again
00:27:35you're fine
00:27:36you snuck off to be with a filthy hotel maze
00:27:38filthy hotel maze just saved your boss's ass
00:27:40bitch
00:27:41there you are
00:27:44did you see it
00:27:45i did see it sir
00:27:46it was great
00:27:46no
00:27:47you didn't
00:27:48you weren't even there
00:27:49you're lucky the real campaign staff like me
00:27:52managed to bring beth in the hotel maze to fix it
00:27:55tofer
00:27:57just fire her already
00:27:58what
00:27:59no
00:27:59why would he fire me
00:28:00i'm the one who set it up
00:28:02i called beth
00:28:02i mean i didn't
00:28:04i i actually
00:28:05sarah
00:28:06if you're the one who called beth
00:28:09you just saved my ass
00:28:10what
00:28:11sarah's lying
00:28:13she
00:28:13she did it
00:28:14no i did
00:28:15i did it to help mr stinnett
00:28:18to help tofer
00:28:19she just brought my campaign back from the dead
00:28:21i had it all planned
00:28:34we'd catch stinnett
00:28:36with the hooker i hired
00:28:38and that damn
00:28:40rich
00:28:41blonde bitch
00:28:42ruined it
00:28:43oh
00:28:44robbie loves that
00:28:45i want her
00:28:46investigated
00:28:48and deep fucking destroyed
00:28:50dead destroyed
00:28:50sir
00:28:51i can't find any information on her
00:28:54it's like beth just
00:28:55she just doesn't exist
00:28:56that's not impossible
00:28:58she
00:28:58you're right bobby boy
00:29:03she doesn't exist
00:29:05danny tell them the good news
00:29:08we're back in a close race
00:29:10and if we keep fighting and avoid scandals
00:29:11we can win this election
00:29:13and
00:29:15and
00:29:16it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancee beth
00:29:19we all owe a huge thanks
00:29:20to the best campaign intern
00:29:23and assistant
00:29:24i could have ever asked for
00:29:26when this campaign ship was sinking
00:29:28you helped to keep afloat
00:29:29it was nothing
00:29:31really
00:29:32sarah saved us all
00:29:34i need to get him to learn to turn against the farm bitch
00:29:37all right everyone
00:29:38back to work
00:29:39tover
00:29:40sir
00:29:41can i talk to you
00:29:43for a second
00:29:45really sarah
00:29:46you saved me
00:29:48and i'll never forget it
00:29:49i want to personally thank you
00:29:51tover
00:29:52senator hesler is claiming that
00:29:55your fiancee beth is
00:29:56some actress that you hired
00:29:57he's saying that it's all just a giant lie
00:30:00we have to get beth in a public interview
00:30:02damn
00:30:03beth is a mysterious woman
00:30:06i don't know if she'll want to go out publicly but
00:30:09i'll call her and give her a try
00:30:10she's not picking up
00:30:19can you try to call her again
00:30:22sarah you've tried to get beth before
00:30:25can you try to call her again
00:30:26sarah
00:30:27please call her right now
00:30:29no i can't pretend to be beth again
00:30:30it's too risky
00:30:31i'll do my best
00:30:32she's useless
00:30:33i told you
00:30:34she doesn't even know beth
00:30:36no time tofer
00:30:37we need to get beth involved publicly
00:30:39asap
00:30:40give us beth's number
00:30:41we'll track her location
00:30:44drag her ass here
00:30:45no
00:30:46i'm not gonna treat beth like that
00:30:48i'm here to protect her
00:30:49even though it hurts my campaign
00:30:51it won't just hurt our campaign
00:30:54it'll destroy it
00:30:55this isn't your campaign rebecca
00:30:57it's mine
00:30:59and you work
00:31:01for me
00:31:02what are you smiling at
00:31:12farm girl
00:31:13i don't keep smiling because
00:31:14tofer put your ego in its place
00:31:17you bitch
00:31:18i don't know how
00:31:21but i know
00:31:22that the scandal with beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault
00:31:26my fault
00:31:27i'm the one who called beth to the event and saved us
00:31:30you're such a liar
00:31:31beth is a beautiful
00:31:34classy rich woman
00:31:36you
00:31:37you
00:31:37are a
00:31:38poor
00:31:39dirty farm girl
00:31:41you don't know beth
00:31:43and when the candidate finds out
00:31:46that you lied about it
00:31:47i'll make sure he fires you
00:31:50i can't be beth in public
00:31:55it's too risky
00:31:56but what if tofer loses the campaign
00:31:59i cannot ruin his career
00:32:02the senator's telling the media that
00:32:05beth isn't real
00:32:06we need her
00:32:07she didn't pick up the phone
00:32:08sarah
00:32:09where's sarah
00:32:10she said she could contact beth
00:32:12as if
00:32:12think about it
00:32:17how does a poor intern
00:32:19who just arrived off bus from cornfield
00:32:22know a beautiful wealthy city heiress
00:32:24i wonder that too
00:32:25if she can't get beth to come today
00:32:28fire her
00:32:29for lying
00:32:30i'll fire her if she lied to us
00:32:32beth
00:32:33hi i'm rebecca
00:32:41it's so great to meet you
00:32:43may i call you beth
00:32:44tofer
00:32:45i wasn't sure if i should come
00:32:47but sarah convinced me to
00:32:48i knew sarah would come through
00:32:50tofer
00:32:52i hope you understand why i've been distant
00:32:54you're running a campaign
00:32:56and i'm a private person
00:32:58i don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with
00:33:01we need her
00:33:02the senator is telling the world that she doesn't exist
00:33:05unless you do a joint tv interview
00:33:07this scandal will ruin our campaign
00:33:10you need me
00:33:11on live tv
00:33:13i can't do it
00:33:14i can't do it
00:33:15i won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera
00:33:18it would be a disaster
00:33:19but
00:33:20she was worse
00:33:22this is all sarah's fault
00:33:23by the way
00:33:25where is that dirty farm girl
00:33:27she's late
00:33:29screw it
00:33:30i have to fire her
00:33:32enough rebecca
00:33:33i don't like the way you talk about sarah
00:33:35she may just be a working class girl from a farm but she's a hard worker
00:33:40not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like this
00:33:44excuse me i
00:33:45you heard what i said
00:33:46back off
00:33:48and that's a good lesson for rebecca to learn
00:33:51i'm sorry to ask
00:33:52but
00:33:53i need you
00:33:55tofer
00:33:57if it helps your candidacy
00:34:00i will do the interview
00:34:02yeah
00:34:02i'll script the whole thing
00:34:03tell you exactly what to say on tv
00:34:05this interview will save my campaign
00:34:07or
00:34:08if i don't handle it perfectly
00:34:10i'll be exposed
00:34:11and you'll lose the election in the landslide
00:34:13well
00:34:14i've got a meeting scheduled
00:34:15so i must go
00:34:16but
00:34:17see you then
00:34:18see
00:34:18where is she
00:34:21always running off to
00:34:22okay
00:34:25i have all her lines memorized
00:34:27me too
00:34:27i mean i helped beth
00:34:29memorize everything
00:34:30good but
00:34:31the interview's soon
00:34:32where's beth
00:34:33mr stinnett
00:34:34is your fiance here yet
00:34:35we're live in five minutes
00:34:37any second now
00:34:38i'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:34:42not so fast fun girl
00:34:44did you gossip about me with beth
00:34:46you shameless bitch
00:34:49you're trying to sabotage me
00:34:51you're trying to sabotage me with a candidate
00:34:52no
00:34:52rebecca
00:34:53i don't have time to argue with you
00:34:54i just need to use the ladies
00:34:56hold it
00:34:56this isn't your corn farm
00:34:59you can't just go pee in the dirt
00:35:00whenever you feel like it
00:35:01you're not going anywhere
00:35:04you're live in four minutes
00:35:05if beth isn't here by then
00:35:07i'm reporting that your fiance ditched you
00:35:08you'll take the blame farm girl
00:35:11if that doesn't show
00:35:13it's your fault
00:35:14mr stinnett
00:35:15where is beth
00:35:17you're not going anywhere
00:35:23if beth doesn't show up for the interview
00:35:27you're gonna be here to take the blame
00:35:29you can't sneak away this time
00:35:31rebecca
00:35:33beth texted me
00:35:34and told me how mean you are to her and sarah
00:35:36what
00:35:37beth said that
00:35:39she isn't even here
00:35:40you see sarah is ignorant and dumb
00:35:44sarah is brilliant and perfect
00:35:46and beautiful
00:35:48and she deserves to be here just like anyone else
00:35:52beautiful
00:35:52well fix your attitude rebecca
00:35:55thank you tofer
00:35:59i mean
00:36:00sir
00:36:01do you really think i'm beautiful
00:36:04i should have said that
00:36:06but yes
00:36:07i do think you're beautiful
00:36:09i barely know beth
00:36:10posing as my fiance was just to avoid a scandal
00:36:13honestly i'd much rather be on an interview stage with you by my side
00:36:17not her
00:36:19tofer
00:36:20i know
00:36:21we have to worry about the election
00:36:23for one more week i'll pretend to be with beth
00:36:26after that
00:36:27all bets
00:36:28are off
00:36:29three minutes to air
00:36:31where's beth
00:36:33i'll go get her
00:36:34my name is beth
00:36:39and tofer and i started dating
00:36:41five months ago
00:36:43just breathe
00:36:49if i can herd cattle
00:36:51i can manage a simple tv interview
00:36:53one minute left
00:36:55come on beth
00:37:07let's go introduce the world on tv
00:37:09my campaign manager told me exactly what to say
00:37:18this will be a breeze
00:37:20we meet the mysterious beth
00:37:25fiance of senate candidate
00:37:27and formerly eligible bachelor
00:37:29christopher stinnett
00:37:30tell us beth
00:37:32how did you two meet
00:37:33okay
00:37:34just have to repeat the lines the campaign scripted for us
00:37:37well it's been a whirlwind
00:37:39we started dating about five months ago
00:37:41we met at a political event
00:37:43that far great bitch intern sarah disappeared again
00:37:47quiet
00:37:47tofer and beth are doing great
00:37:49sarah's the one who got beth here
00:37:51beyond politics
00:37:53what do you love about beth
00:37:54as a person
00:37:55shit
00:37:56i forgot to write and answer that question
00:37:58come on tofer
00:38:00shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiance
00:38:04what do you love about beth
00:38:06shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiance
00:38:10what do you love about beth
00:38:12my fiance is so modest
00:38:15we're not used to being in public together
00:38:17you can answer i won't be embarrassed
00:38:20i don't know anything about beth
00:38:23i need to think about someone i know and have actual feelings for
00:38:26where's sarah
00:38:27mr stinnett
00:38:30what do i love about her
00:38:34she has an upbeat and optimistic personality
00:38:37she's charming and funny
00:38:40but passionate about the things we both care about
00:38:43she's beautiful
00:38:45and humble
00:38:47sarah is
00:38:49you're talking about me
00:38:50sarah
00:38:51the real me
00:38:51sarah
00:38:52oh did i say sarah
00:38:53sarah is my middle name
00:38:54that's right
00:38:56beth sarah
00:38:58of course i was talking about beth
00:39:00my fiance
00:39:01well
00:39:02same question for you beth
00:39:03we know christopher the politician
00:39:05tell us what you love about the man
00:39:08we know christopher the politician
00:39:11tell us what you love about the man
00:39:13beth is a private person
00:39:17i don't want to put her on the spot
00:39:18well this is a public tv interview
00:39:21it's expected that she'll talk about your relationship
00:39:23no i don't think she has to
00:39:26no i don't mind
00:39:26what do i love about
00:39:28topher
00:39:29there's something special about him
00:39:32yes he is
00:39:34successful
00:39:36and
00:39:37handsome
00:39:38powerful
00:39:40but
00:39:41unlike other men like that
00:39:43he's also kind
00:39:44he has a big heart
00:39:46he sees people for
00:39:49who they are
00:39:50regardless of
00:39:52wealth or
00:39:53status
00:39:54he respects and listens to everyone
00:39:57even as interns
00:39:59he makes them feel good
00:40:02we have a surprise
00:40:05mr senate's opponent in this election
00:40:07senator hesler has called into our program
00:40:09senator welcome
00:40:11this is an interview between myself and my fiance
00:40:14we didn't discuss having my opponent
00:40:16what's the matter boy
00:40:17on
00:40:18afraid to speak to me
00:40:19in front of the voters
00:40:21no
00:40:23of course not
00:40:25welcome senator hesler
00:40:27do you have a question for your opponent
00:40:29or for his fiancee beth
00:40:30i do
00:40:31it's funny
00:40:32beth claims to be an heir and a political donor
00:40:35but
00:40:35i've been in politics a long time
00:40:37and neither i nor anyone
00:40:39i know
00:40:39has ever heard of her
00:40:41she's a private person
00:40:43senator
00:40:43i want the opportunity
00:40:45to meet her in person
00:40:46politics can be
00:40:48so
00:40:48but let's have a night
00:40:51where it isn't
00:40:53there is a non-partum
00:40:54charity spot-raiser tomorrow night
00:40:57i'll be there
00:40:58bring your fiancee beth along
00:41:00i have said
00:41:01i've never been to a black tie event before
00:41:03the senator will expose me
00:41:05unless you're afraid to be together in public
00:41:08of course not
00:41:09beth will join me
00:41:11absolutely
00:41:15how am i gonna pull this off
00:41:26i have never been to a black tie event
00:41:28it'll be fun
00:41:29and the booth is free
00:41:30i'm excited to go out with him
00:41:33but not as beth
00:41:34i won't know how to act
00:41:35i mean
00:41:36do i put my pinky out
00:41:37when i'm sipping champagne
00:41:38only if you're the queen of england
00:41:40or something
00:41:41you will be fine
00:41:43what are you so worried about
00:41:44i just don't want to hurt topher
00:41:46or his campaign
00:41:47wow
00:41:48you've got a bad form huh
00:41:51a knight on the arm of your handsome crush
00:41:54and you get to dress up
00:41:55and eat caviar
00:41:57and finally see how the other half lives
00:42:00i'm jealous
00:42:01you're gonna need a fancy dress
00:42:03are you serious
00:42:08good thing i swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel
00:42:10a rich guest left it
00:42:12i got you covered
00:42:13topher darling another glass of champagne
00:42:32yes girl
00:42:33make him work for it
00:42:34and if you like it
00:42:35like it
00:42:36he'll be drooling
00:42:37sarah
00:42:40it's me topher
00:42:41i know it's late
00:42:42but i need to see you
00:42:43he's here to see me
00:42:44but he can't see me like this
00:42:47sarah
00:42:49the most eligible bachelor
00:42:51in the state
00:42:52is outside your door
00:42:54looking for you
00:42:55no topher
00:42:57hold on please
00:42:58he can't see me
00:42:59as bath
00:43:00so i just need you to go
00:43:02distract him
00:43:02i brought you something
00:43:04i'll just leave it outside
00:43:06for you here
00:43:07just one second
00:43:13oh
00:43:13what has gone into you
00:43:16i'm in
00:43:16but distract him
00:43:17okay
00:43:18sarah
00:43:21oh
00:43:22hi
00:43:23uh you're from the hotel
00:43:25stephanie right
00:43:26yes
00:43:26yes
00:43:27sarah will be out in a second
00:43:28i was just leaving
00:43:30have fun you two
00:43:32what was that
00:43:38is everything okay
00:43:39wow
00:43:43i told you it'd be done in a second
00:43:45i heard a crash
00:43:47i thought you might be hurt
00:43:48what are you doing here
00:43:52i uh
00:43:53i could make something up
00:43:55and say i needed help
00:43:57with a draft of my speech
00:43:58but
00:43:59i don't
00:44:00i came here to see you
00:44:02i'm very thankful
00:44:04for all the help you've done
00:44:06with my campaign
00:44:07beth wouldn't have done that interview
00:44:09if you hadn't convinced her
00:44:10you were pretty convincing
00:44:11all on your own
00:44:12i wish i could say
00:44:14what i came here to say
00:44:15but i have a fake fiance
00:44:17and after the election
00:44:20when there's no
00:44:21worries about scandal
00:44:22let's revisit this conversation
00:44:24good luck at the event tomorrow
00:44:29i won't need luck
00:44:31if you're there
00:44:31it's a black tie
00:44:34i thought you might need
00:44:35something to wear
00:44:36tofur this is gorgeous
00:44:45but i shouldn't be there
00:44:48as your intern
00:44:50you're my assistant
00:44:51i need you there with me
00:44:53i want to thank you and beth together
00:44:55goodnight sarah
00:44:57and beth in the same room
00:45:04okay piece of cake
00:45:11just have to be two people
00:45:12in the same place tonight
00:45:13sarah the campaign intern
00:45:15and beth the heiress fiancée
00:45:17dumb hick
00:45:18where were you when they did
00:45:20the interview yesterday
00:45:21you snuck away again
00:45:23i don't know what you're talking about
00:45:24rebecca
00:45:25but didn't the candidate talk to you
00:45:27about being nicer to me
00:45:28nice
00:45:29how the hell am i supposed to be nice
00:45:31to a poor farm girl
00:45:32look at this knockoff dress
00:45:35let me see this cheap
00:45:36it isn't cheap
00:45:37so don't touch it
00:45:39too poor to remove the price tag
00:45:41how the hell did you afford
00:45:44a designer dress
00:45:45we are days out from an election
00:45:48and you're stealing
00:45:49if anyone finds out
00:45:50it'll be a scandal
00:45:51i didn't steal it
00:45:52it was a gift
00:45:53haha from who
00:45:55special man in my life
00:45:57what do you think you're cinderella
00:45:59get lost intern
00:46:01he's coming over to talk to me
00:46:03about how hot i look
00:46:04looking
00:46:05very handsome tonight sir
00:46:08should we
00:46:09get a drink
00:46:10and do some political strategizing
00:46:12wow
00:46:14sarah you look
00:46:15beautiful
00:46:16excuse me
00:46:18she
00:46:18stole
00:46:19that dress
00:46:20she stole
00:46:22that dress
00:46:23it's not stealing
00:46:25it's a gift
00:46:26what
00:46:28who in their right mind
00:46:31would buy a farm girl designer
00:46:33am i not in my right mind
00:46:35i bought it for sarah
00:46:37what
00:46:38looky looky
00:46:51the sex creep candidate
00:46:53flirting with the pole
00:46:56young
00:46:56enter behind
00:46:58his fiance's back
00:47:00and speaking of your fiance back
00:47:02i'm gonna go change into bath tofer
00:47:04just hang on
00:47:05where is she
00:47:05your concern for my personal life
00:47:07is touching senator
00:47:08my fiance will be right here
00:47:10isn't that right
00:47:12mr stinnett
00:47:16where's your lovely fiance
00:47:18yes and when exactly are you gonna be marrying that pretty girl
00:47:21yeah tofer
00:47:23where is she
00:47:25your woman isn't here in five seconds
00:47:28you will be destroyed i'm telling you
00:47:34darling
00:47:41is this cranky old man bothering you
00:47:44only a little darling fiance
00:47:46shall we sit for dinner
00:47:48i have been dying
00:47:56to meet you beth
00:47:58i think you're a fraud
00:48:02and i'm gonna be watching you
00:48:04all night long
00:48:06like a hawk
00:48:07oh shit
00:48:08what am i supposed to do during a five course meal
00:48:11why are there so many forks and spoons
00:48:13ladies and gentlemen
00:48:15as your senator
00:48:17i am proud
00:48:18to be raising money for
00:48:20for
00:48:22my bobby boy
00:48:23on the family community council
00:48:25yes
00:48:26family values
00:48:27which my opponent stinnett
00:48:30has none of
00:48:32first a prostitute
00:48:33and then a sudden fiance
00:48:36we know nothing about
00:48:38senator
00:48:39this isn't a political event
00:48:42it's charity
00:48:43leave the nasty politics aside for the night
00:48:46i'm sorry you have to sit with him tonight
00:48:51it's okay
00:48:52i'll just pluck my nose when i'm around
00:48:55smart
00:48:56his odors legendary
00:48:58beth
00:49:01you're an heiress
00:49:03and a political donor
00:49:06hmm
00:49:07funny
00:49:08politics is such a small world
00:49:11after all
00:49:12and i have never seen
00:49:14or heard of you
00:49:15until now
00:49:16it's funny
00:49:18i hadn't heard of you either
00:49:20until you started attacking
00:49:21the rights of women
00:49:22and working people
00:49:23a wealthy heiress
00:49:25who doesn't know
00:49:26basic banquet table etiquette
00:49:29ha
00:49:31beth are you alright
00:49:33of course she knows
00:49:35it's the fort
00:49:38don't coach her stinnett
00:49:39a rich heiress who doesn't know
00:49:42which is the salad fork
00:49:44what else are you hiding
00:49:46senator
00:49:48these elitist banquets are a little pretentious
00:49:51i may be rich but
00:49:53in my heart
00:49:55i'm working class
00:49:56the kind of people who don't give a damn much work to use
00:49:59like christopher
00:50:02i support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people
00:50:07not the elites like you are
00:50:09senator
00:50:10nice try girl
00:50:13my name is beth
00:50:14not girl
00:50:15i'm an independent woman who thinks for myself
00:50:19the kind of women you fear
00:50:20because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election
00:50:25damn beth well played
00:50:27well played
00:50:28this is outrageous
00:50:29this is a charity event
00:50:32this is not a woman's right
00:50:34feminist nazi gathering
00:50:36if you're so rich
00:50:39where did you get your money
00:50:41i want to see your taxes
00:50:42i want to see your birth certificate
00:50:45and i demand
00:50:46to know anything
00:50:48lady
00:50:48is done
00:50:50with your sexist interrogation senator
00:50:53come on my lady
00:50:55let's dance
00:50:56sorry
00:51:02i know this is one you signed up for but
00:51:04i really appreciate it
00:51:06it's okay
00:51:07i'm having fun with you
00:51:09is something wrong
00:51:15i'm sorry beth
00:51:17i really appreciate you signed up
00:51:20to be my fake fiance in order to save my campaign
00:51:22but i had my heart set on someone else
00:51:25someone i have really no feelings for
00:51:27maybe even love
00:51:29who is it
00:51:30i shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal
00:51:33the senator and press would devour me
00:51:36because she's my intern
00:51:38i think i'm in love with my assistant sarah
00:51:41really
00:51:43oh my god he loves me
00:51:50what
00:51:51should i tell him i feel the same way
00:51:53well
00:51:56i know sarah
00:51:57and i'm certain that she feels the same about you
00:52:00that's the best news i've ever heard
00:52:03do you know where sarah is
00:52:04i need to talk to her
00:52:05i want to talk to
00:52:06she wants to talk to you too
00:52:11she'll meet you in your office
00:52:13after this event
00:52:15perfect
00:52:15thank you beth
00:52:17i'm sorry
00:52:21he loves me
00:52:29he loves me
00:52:30but how will he react when i tell him i've been pretending to be beth
00:52:35will he hate me for it
00:52:37sarah
00:52:38i need to see you
00:52:42me too
00:52:42topher i need to tell you something
00:52:44it's something that i've been meaning to tell you for a long time
00:52:48but
00:52:48not now guys
00:52:50yes now the intern can wait
00:52:52uh what is the intern doing here lonely with you
00:52:55sarah and i need a few minutes alone
00:52:56to speak
00:52:57just give us a few minutes
00:52:58this is important
00:52:59a lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about
00:53:04you're rising fast in the polls
00:53:05and it's days before the election
00:53:06you're tied with senator hesler
00:53:08and it's all thanks to your relationship with beth
00:53:10people love her
00:53:11she's our secret weapon
00:53:12seriously
00:53:14people love me
00:53:16but not the real me
00:53:17the rich blonde they've been pretending to be
00:53:20politics is so ridiculous
00:53:22i see
00:53:23it's good news
00:53:24just give us a few minutes to talk
00:53:26no time
00:53:26we have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going
00:53:29wait
00:53:33i'm not doing any press conferences
00:53:36i'll have a moment alone with sarah
00:53:37now
00:53:38jesus get your priorities straight
00:53:40what could you possibly need to talk to her about now
00:53:43sarah i've been dying to get you alone for a moment
00:53:53too tophar
00:53:54i know it's dangerous and scandalous
00:53:56but
00:53:56i need to tell you that i
00:53:58wait
00:54:02you're beth
00:54:12it's you
00:54:13it's you
00:54:16you're beth
00:54:18tophar i wanted to tell you but i
00:54:20sarah
00:54:20beth
00:54:21whoever you are
00:54:23why
00:54:24i had hardly left the farm my entire life before i came here
00:54:28but i came here because of you because i believed in your campaign you inspired me
00:54:33that doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite
00:54:36i wasn't pretending i was just having fun i didn't know it was you that night but
00:54:40then
00:54:41then we had that night together
00:54:44a beautiful magical night
00:54:48then i came to the office and you walked in and i knew that if anyone found out you weren't sleeping with your intern
00:54:58it would ruin my campaign
00:54:59it would ruin my campaign
00:55:00i had to protect you tophar
00:55:02so i pretended to be beth
00:55:05say something tophar please
00:55:10i have feelings for you sarah
00:55:13i can't if anyone found out senator hessler used this information to destroy you
00:55:20it would ruin both of us
00:55:22i'm willing to take that risk
00:55:23but i can't
00:55:26i believe in you
00:55:28your campaign is too important i can't jeopardize you
00:55:33but i love you
00:55:34no
00:55:34now if he gets intimate with his assistant
00:55:38it's game over for all of us
00:55:40so keep it professional
00:55:42please
00:55:43hey what's going on
00:55:51the press is outside
00:55:55they want a statement about your rising polls
00:55:57come on the election's tied
00:55:59what the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly
00:56:08nothing it's none of your business
00:56:10you're so important to him
00:56:15this is his speech
00:56:19make yourself useful
00:56:20and give it to him
00:56:22now
00:56:23hurry
00:56:26now you'll be fired
00:56:31hick
00:56:33it's just your speech
00:56:43thank you all for coming tonight
00:56:51i'm here to talk about an urgent issue
00:56:53you know i could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech like most politicians
00:57:08you know i could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech like most politicians
00:57:20but i'm a different candidate
00:57:23so why don't we flip the script
00:57:25so why don't we flip the script
00:57:26you ask me any question and i will answer
00:57:29any questions
00:57:33this is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator but how am i supposed to win if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech
00:57:49who gave him the speech
00:57:50who
00:57:52farm girl did it
00:57:54i saw her give the speech to him
00:57:57no that's not true
00:57:58so you didn't give him the papers
00:58:00no
00:58:00yes i i did give him the papers
00:58:02are you trying to sabotage us
00:58:05are you working for senator hessler
00:58:08i didn't do that
00:58:09we have to fire her
00:58:10that's right
00:58:11fire the incompetent
00:58:13wait
00:58:16rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him
00:58:20you pathetic lying hick
00:58:22i'm not a liar and stop calling me a hick
00:58:26enough
00:58:28i can't believe that sarah would do this
00:58:32she's a good person i want her to stick around no matter what
00:58:34she gave you the papers
00:58:36there's one easy way to prove this
00:58:39check the printer id
00:58:40see who printed out these pages
00:58:41what but but sarah did it i
00:58:44she did it
00:58:45case closed
00:58:47the end fire her
00:58:48case is closed rebecca
00:58:50your id code was used to print the pages out
00:58:55no i
00:58:57it's not what it looks like
00:58:58this is your final warning
00:59:01you do one more thing to ruin my campaign
00:59:03or demean sarah one more time
00:59:05and you're fired
00:59:07i need to speak with you
00:59:09alone
00:59:10topher
00:59:11mr stinnett
00:59:13i can't
00:59:14i won't be the reason to lose the election so
00:59:18let's keep it professional
00:59:21wait sarah
00:59:22sir
00:59:23you're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad
00:59:28forget about the intern
00:59:30we need to go
00:59:31now
00:59:32i'm only going if sarah goes
00:59:38why
00:59:40senator hesler's reckless i
00:59:42i
00:59:45i mean radical ideas
00:59:47cut
00:59:49what's going on
00:59:50i'm fine let's just go for another take
00:59:52what the hell did you do for him girl
00:59:54what did you say to him in his office
00:59:56for once in your life rebecca just leave me alone
00:59:59leave you alone
01:00:00i don't know what you did
01:00:01but i know that this is somehow your fault
01:00:04you screwed with the candidate's mind and now he's going to lose
01:00:07no i only want him to win
01:00:08well
01:00:09whatever you're doing you're doing a terrible job
01:00:12idiot
01:00:13action
01:00:14i'm christopher stinnett
01:00:16vote for me stinnett
01:00:18senate
01:00:18vote for the senate
01:00:20and i'm here to talk about
01:00:21love
01:00:24love
01:00:25cut cut
01:00:26tover what's going on
01:00:30why are you looking at an
01:00:34an intern
01:00:36it's just in it
01:00:38i'm here i just want to see you do your best
01:00:41i know you can win this so
01:00:44let's see it
01:00:46let's go
01:00:46again another take
01:00:48senator hesler runs on fear and hatred
01:00:55i'm a different kind of candidate
01:00:57i believe everyone deserves respect
01:00:59and admiration
01:01:00whether you're a high-powered ceo
01:01:03or a working girl on a farm
01:01:04i believe that everyone should follow their heart
01:01:06and their passions
01:01:07whether it's popular or not
01:01:09love conquers hate
01:01:12and love
01:01:13is worth taking this for
01:01:15this election
01:01:16don't let fear control you
01:01:18follow your heart
01:01:19vote
01:01:20for love
01:01:21i'm christopher stinnett
01:01:23and i approve this message
01:01:25cut
01:01:26that was fantastic
01:01:28bravo
01:01:30woo
01:01:30what's gotten into you man
01:01:33let's keep filming
01:01:37you can give orders to your intern later
01:01:39i'm tired of later
01:01:40i want to talk now
01:01:42mr stinnett
01:01:45don't call me mr stinnett
01:01:46to you it's just tofer
01:01:48excuse me
01:01:51where are you going
01:01:53that was great sir
01:01:54thank you
01:01:55before you say anything
01:01:59sarah
01:02:01i want you
01:02:02i need you
01:02:04tofer what about the election
01:02:05screw politics
01:02:06you're more important
01:02:07i don't care how it affects the campaign
01:02:09i want to be together
01:02:11for real
01:02:12if you do
01:02:13you
01:02:43That was so beautiful.
01:03:06Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:08For what?
01:03:08You've made me happy.
01:03:10Truly happy.
01:03:11I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:14I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:17I feel the same way.
01:03:18When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:24You will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:29We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:33Be careful.
01:03:35Ouch.
01:03:37Are you okay?
01:03:39Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:42Don't move.
01:03:43I'm going to let you get hurt again.
01:03:48It's not a big deal.
01:03:52Don't move.
01:03:53I don't care if we're seeing this together.
01:04:09I'm still your intern.
01:04:11The world still thinks you're engaged to death.
01:04:19We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:21Damn.
01:04:22What's going on?
01:04:23Are you having an affair?
01:04:24Is there someone in here?
01:04:28I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:30Get out.
01:04:31This is a political campaign.
01:04:32There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:33Oh, sorry.
01:04:38That, I...
01:04:40Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:42What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:44Can't handle all the canon's passion in the bedroom?
01:04:46No.
01:04:47Rebecca, get out.
01:04:48I apologize, sir.
01:04:51I came to tell you we're officially tying the poles.
01:04:54We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:58Did you hear that?
01:05:00It's a few more days without any scandals,
01:05:02and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:04I'm going to call for some celebration.
01:05:07I'm sorry.
01:05:08I'm sorry.
01:05:08I'm sorry.
01:05:08I'm sorry.
01:05:08Mom, girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:18Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:20Excuse me.
01:05:21No, why would you fire me?
01:05:23I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:24I called Beth.
01:05:25Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
01:05:28but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:30Holy shit.
01:05:33Holy shit.
01:05:34You are Beth.
01:05:39Rebecca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:41You lying slut.
01:05:44I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:46but in the real world, there are consequences.
01:05:50Do you know what this means?
01:05:53A candidate for Senate sleeping with his intern?
01:05:57This will be a huge scandal.
01:06:00Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:02Thank you for the reminder,
01:06:03but no one will know if you don't pout it.
01:06:06Dumb, poor farm girl like you
01:06:10seduce the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the state.
01:06:14Did you drug him or something?
01:06:17He should have been mine.
01:06:18Just keep your voice down.
01:06:21What is going on?
01:06:23I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:25I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:28Not only is it shocking,
01:06:30it'll end your career.
01:06:32Sarah, I know that you do not care about her,
01:06:36so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:39I don't care about her.
01:06:43I love her.
01:06:47I don't care about her.
01:06:51I love her.
01:06:54Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:55What's going on here?
01:06:56Uh, Topher, I need you help finalizing this press release.
01:07:00Let's go.
01:07:02He should be mine.
01:07:04You stupid, lying, slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:07:08For the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:12And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:14Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:17Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:07:19Oh, no.
01:07:23Poor girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:31I'm fine.
01:07:32I'm okay.
01:07:34Did you do this?
01:07:36What?
01:07:36No, of course not.
01:07:40I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:42If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying.
01:07:45I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:48I will not tolerate members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:51I didn't.
01:07:52Enough!
01:07:54You're fired.
01:07:55What?
01:07:57That stupid bitch lied.
01:07:59No, Topher.
01:08:01You can't fire your senior staff this close to election night.
01:08:04Yes, I can.
01:08:05You evil bitch.
01:08:07I'll make you pay.
01:08:10This is a big mistake.
01:08:15I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:18I know, Topher.
01:08:19But aren't you worried now that she knows
01:08:21that she's going to go and tell Senator Hesler and the media
01:08:24you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:26As long as I can be with you.
01:08:28What?
01:08:29Don't worry.
01:08:30Becca's just jealous.
01:08:31She cares about this campaign too much to destroy it.
01:08:35I don't care about that right now.
01:08:37All I care about is you.
01:08:39Did you mean it?
01:08:41When you said that you loved me?
01:08:44Of course I did.
01:08:46I love you, Sarah.
01:08:49I love you, too.
01:08:50Sarah.
01:08:58What do you think about this line for the debate tomorrow?
01:09:04I like it.
01:09:06Glad you like it.
01:09:06I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:09:15We have an election tomorrow.
01:09:17And a debate against Hesler in a couple of hours.
01:09:20No more distractions.
01:09:22Let's go.
01:09:25Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:27Trust me.
01:09:27I'm all riled up.
01:09:29Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:30No, Topher.
01:09:31She's not coming.
01:09:32You're engaged to bet.
01:09:34I'm not going to let the media see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:38She's not coming.
01:09:46When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:48In the debate, I need you to emphasize love over hate.
01:09:53Hate, right here.
01:09:54Get that?
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:56Where's Sarah?
01:10:06Hi, I'm Sarah from the Christopher Stenet campaign.
01:10:09He's expecting me.
01:10:10Sarah, yes.
01:10:12Here you are.
01:10:15His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you out.
01:10:18Go away.
01:10:19But...
01:10:29Hi, I'm here for my fiancé's interview.
01:10:31My name is...
01:10:32I know you are.
01:10:33You're Beth.
01:10:33Please.
01:10:34Go right in.
01:10:36Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:40Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:43You're my good luck charm.
01:10:48Sorry.
01:10:50Beth, I...
01:10:51What?
01:10:52Wait.
01:10:53Sarah?
01:10:54You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:56Oh, my God.
01:10:58Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:00It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:01Calm down.
01:11:02I ordered you not to come here.
01:11:06You're a scandal waiting to happen.
01:11:08We're in love.
01:11:09He wants me at this debate.
01:11:10You stupid.
01:11:11Hey.
01:11:13That's my girl.
01:11:15Your girl?
01:11:16Jesus, Topher.
01:11:17This is a disaster.
01:11:19You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:23Dump her now.
01:11:24And kick her out.
01:11:26Or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:30Sarah.
01:11:32The election is in two days.
01:11:34I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:37Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:39You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:41What?
01:11:41Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:45Good luck winning without me.
01:11:47Go out there.
01:11:55Kick Senator Hussle's back.
01:12:03Hey, warm slut.
01:12:06Becca, Topher fired you.
01:12:07What are you doing?
01:12:08Are you going to hear?
01:12:10I'm working for Senator Hussle now.
01:12:12And I told him everything.
01:12:15How Topher is sleeping with you.
01:12:16His intern.
01:12:20This debate is about to be a blast.
01:12:23Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy because you hate me that much.
01:12:28You really are spineless.
01:12:29What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:32Try and fight me.
01:12:34No.
01:12:35I don't fight.
01:12:37I go to war.
01:12:39We are live for the Senate debate between Senator Hessler and his challenger, Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:46That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:49We saw you fire a gun indoors at a press conference.
01:12:53We all saw the video.
01:12:54What video?
01:12:55If there was a video with an AI fake, you are really getting nasty in the dirt like a farm girl.
01:13:07You and your boyfriend are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:13And speaking of farm girls, you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:19Stinnett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:22You are having an unethical, immoral, disgusting, tall dream affair with one of your employees.
01:13:36Your intern!
01:13:36I...
01:13:38Hang on.
01:13:41No.
01:13:42This.
01:13:47What are you smiling about?
01:13:49Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:53Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:56But on the farm, I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:59I knew you would do something desperate when he fired you.
01:14:01So I prepared for this.
01:14:05You rang, Sarah?
01:14:07How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:11All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:22Candy.
01:14:23I mean, who are you?
01:14:24You have spent your entire campaign mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:28Now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:33Aw, come on, Senator H.
01:14:35You know me.
01:14:38I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:14:42But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:14:45I am a religious, moral family man, and I did not have sex with this woman.
01:15:03Now turn that damn thing off!
01:15:06We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:08Topher is not only screwing his intern, his fiancée isn't real.
01:15:15He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:18Christopher's in it.
01:15:20He slept with his intern.
01:15:22Then he lied to all of you to pretend that his fiancée was a socialite.
01:15:27Ha!
01:15:31I.
01:15:32After we destroy your life tonight, you'll have no choice but to run home to your little corn farm.
01:15:38I.
01:15:38I, I, I.
01:15:39You lied!
01:15:41Admit it!
01:15:41And then drop out of this race in disgrace.
01:15:45Fool!
01:15:53You're right.
01:15:55I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:15:59You all deserve the truth straight from me.
01:16:02Scandal!
01:16:03Godless, unethical, immoral, lying!
01:16:07M-S-O-B!
01:16:09M-S-O-B!
01:16:10I did lie.
01:16:12But the difference between us, you lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:18I did it for love.
01:16:19Sarah, I love you, and I want everyone to know it.
01:16:26I care more about you than I care about winning this election.
01:16:29Will you please come on to the debate stage with me?
01:16:33He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:36Don't do it, Heck.
01:16:37They can do this.
01:16:39For Topher.
01:16:40Topher.
01:16:40What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:48This is a TPD, a televised political debate.
01:16:52You can't bring props.
01:16:53You think all women are objects?
01:16:57Sarah is not a promise of me.
01:17:00This is highly irregular.
01:17:02This is cheating.
01:17:03This is rigging the election.
01:17:05And this girl's got no business.
01:17:07No.
01:17:08My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:11You want to talk about rights?
01:17:14You've been fighting to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:17You've demeaned and degraded women for far too long.
01:17:21Shut up.
01:17:22Sit down, woman.
01:17:24No.
01:17:25I'm showing you what it's like to finally have a powerful woman stand up to you.
01:17:29You sexist girl.
01:17:33Give him hell, babe.
01:17:34I'm not his intern.
01:17:37I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:40What?
01:17:41When I first met this woman, it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:45I didn't know she was my intern.
01:17:47And she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:49Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:17:52And because Senator Hessler is a psychopath who was stalking Topher in an attempt to bring him down,
01:17:58I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:18:01So, yes, I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:05But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:08I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:10Some things are more important than elections, than politics.
01:18:13But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:17Win, win, or lose.
01:18:19I want to be with you.
01:18:20Oh, M.G.
01:18:22I am so confused.
01:18:24Is it Beth?
01:18:24Is it Sarah?
01:18:25Is it Clark Hand?
01:18:26Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:27Either way, you guys had an illicit affair and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:31For once, Senator, you're right.
01:18:35We're not engaged.
01:18:36But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:49Sarah, I love you.
01:18:51Whether I win or lose this election, I don't want to lose you.
01:18:55Will you marry me?
01:18:56Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:18:58I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:13I've done it before.
01:19:15I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:19:19I'm rich and I'll use this money to destroy you.
01:19:22And to bribe prosecutors to investigate you.
01:19:25No, Senator, stop talking.
01:19:32It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:19:35Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:37It's all taken out of context.
01:19:40If you see a clip of me on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:44it is a fake AI video.
01:19:47A cheap fake fake news.
01:19:48Cut!
01:19:49Cut to commercial now!
01:19:50What?
01:19:51What?
01:19:55Senator, we can figure this out.
01:20:05Silence, you incompetent woman!
01:20:07Go!
01:20:08Talk to the media!
01:20:10Get them to report Senate scandal!
01:20:14I tried.
01:20:15They don't care.
01:20:16They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:20:19Farm girl?
01:20:20Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:22I can't lose this, a rich election!
01:20:26Oh, short!
01:20:27Oh, short!
01:20:27Oh, I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:31You're a nice race.
01:20:34Oh, the volcano's erupted.
01:20:35No matter what happens, we ran a good campaign.
01:20:39I'm forever grateful for all of you who have helped.
01:20:42No regrets.
01:20:43You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:20:47but he has a big base of support.
01:20:49This will be an extremely close election.
01:20:5350-50 coin toss.
01:20:55You need to relax.
01:20:56Come on.
01:21:02As your campaign manager, I disagree with the staff.
01:21:06The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:08They want hope.
01:21:10I think you'll win in a landside.
01:21:13I hope so.
01:21:14But if I lose, it's not your fault.
01:21:17No matter what, I still love you, and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:21Me too.
01:21:22But you won't lose.
01:21:24An election this close will take hours for the results to come in.
01:21:28I think I will know what we can do to kill some time to go.
01:21:33They're about to call it!
01:21:34Senator Hessler has been defeated!
01:21:42It is a landslide for Christopher Stinnett, our new U.S. Senator!
01:21:49Yes!
01:21:50Yeah!
01:21:53Yes!
01:21:53Yes!
01:21:56Mr. Senator-elect.
01:21:57He won because of you.
01:22:04You were right.
01:22:06Congratulations, both of you.
01:22:08Great victory.
01:22:09And it was a great time.
01:22:14Woo!
01:22:15Yes!
01:22:16Oh!
01:22:16Yeah!
01:22:18Senator.
01:22:23She's coming.
01:22:24Come on.
01:22:24Come on.
01:22:24Come on.
01:22:24Come on.
01:22:25Come on.
01:22:25Come on.
01:22:25Come on.
01:22:25Come on.
01:22:25Come on.
01:22:25Come on.
01:22:25Come on.
01:22:25Come on.
01:22:26Come on.
01:22:26Come on.
01:22:27I'm the luckiest man in Washington.
01:22:35Because I have you.
01:22:37Quite a lot.
01:22:41I'm the lucky one.
01:22:43When I left the farm, I wanted to have a change the world.
01:22:46But I never imagined I would have done here.
01:22:49Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:51And now pronounce you Senator and wife.
01:22:54Come on.
01:22:54Come on.
01:22:54Come on.
01:22:55Come on.
01:22:55Come on.
01:22:56Come on.
01:22:56Come on.
01:22:57Come on.
01:23:05Come on.
01:23:05Mrs. Senator, the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:09First, let's change the world.
01:23:13Get us the copy of our women's right amendment.
01:23:15Let's make this thing into law.
01:23:17Yeah!
01:23:18Yeah!
01:23:18Woo!
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