00:00Target return back off. Target's the other way miss. Oh, thank you for mansplaining that to me
00:04Why don't you tell me where everything in this whole fucking mall is, okay? God, why do you hate lesbians?
00:10Go away, fascist. It's me.
00:12She's here.
00:14Thank you for coming.
00:16I love you. I love you so much.
00:19Hey, I swallowed it back.
00:21Oh no, I'm not okay.
00:25Don't you fucking dare.
00:27I'm not going to. I'm definitely not going to.
00:29I just wish you hadn't made me eat that hot dog on a steak.
00:31Fill the tub!
00:34How did you not know?
00:35You know there's only five seasons if I didn't know I was pregnant.
00:38One woman actually gives birth in her pants.
00:39But weren't you having your period?
00:41My period is always weird and I thought it was gassy.
00:44And WebMD said it was bok choy.
00:45We'll recall it, Kansas. I thought it was like, fuck WebMD.
00:48It always stresses me how I'm fine.
00:50In a way, it's funny because I did think you were looking kind of thick.
00:53Wait, that kind of good way?
00:54I mean the tits for sure.
00:56But you didn't tell me.
00:57I don't know whether to be bad or OK about this.
00:59Let me just do it.
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