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00:20Good day, Mr. Claus.
00:22Looking good, Mr. C.
00:23Merry Christmas, Mr. Claus.
00:25What do you think, sir?
00:27Good day, Mr. Merriweather.
00:28Now, let me see.
00:31This one.
00:32An excellent choice, Mr. Claus.
00:34Santa! Santa!
00:36It's the day before the night before Christmas,
00:38and you have yet to check your list twice.
00:40I'm in such a good mood.
00:42Let's just forget about the naughty or nice list
00:45and make presents for everyone.
00:47Presents for everyone?
00:50But...
00:53Relax, Miss Holly Jolly.
00:55Santa will be checking the list
00:56at the press conference tomorrow morning.
00:58Press conference?
01:00Oh, ho, hum!
01:02You know what they say.
01:03Seeing is believing.
01:06Well, just wait until they see
01:07how long my naughty list is getting.
01:11Well, I'm off to check the weather.
01:14I hear they're calling for reindeer.
01:16They're calling for reindeer.
01:19Santa!
01:20You're looking well.
01:22Have you been working out, sir, huh?
01:25The answer is no, Dasher.
01:27No cookies and eggnog.
01:29But wait.
01:31What's this?
01:33A carrot.
01:34Ooh.
01:36I'm giddy with delight.
01:38Oh, yeah.
01:38And the lighter the reindeer,
01:41the quicker they fly.
01:43Ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:44Hey-ho!
01:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:56Now, as you all know,
01:58tomorrow night is Christmas Eve.
02:01Ho!
02:03And thanks to all your hard work,
02:06it's keeping up to me a very, very...
02:09Ho!
02:10Ho!
02:12Ho!
02:13Ho!
02:14Ho!
02:15Ho!
02:15Ho!
02:17Ho!
02:18Ho!
02:20Ho!
02:20Ho!
02:21Ho!
02:21Ho!
02:22Ho!
02:22Ho!
02:23Ho!
02:24Ho!
02:25Ho!
02:26Look out!
02:26Look out!
02:27Ho!
02:28Ho!
02:41Netmeg reindeer is ready to fly!
02:44Hee-hee!
02:44Ho!
02:46Ho!
02:47Ho!
02:48Ho!
02:49Ho!
02:50Ho!
02:50Ho!
02:51Ho!
02:52Good day, mates!
02:54Barry Buckley is the name and Outback Adventures The Game.
02:58You thrill seekers must be here for the dangerous down under wild animal safari.
03:05Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and not feed the animals.
03:11They're very wild and very unpredictable.
03:14Now, on your left, you'll notice a genuine boob.
03:17A female, I reckon.
03:19See how gracefully she navigates the rugged outback terrain?
03:23Oh!
03:25If you look right over there,
03:27you'll catch a rare glimpse of an adult male platypus
03:31about to take a dip in the billabong.
03:34That's a water hole.
03:37My mistake.
03:38This platypus is, in fact, a baby.
03:41A great big baby.
03:46Uh-oh. A crook.
03:48Now, keep me distance, mate.
03:49This could get ugly.
03:53Fast, isn't he?
03:55Fortunately, on Ami's weakness.
03:59Barry?
04:00Stop it!
04:06Pardon me, but there's something awfully fishy about all of this.
04:13Oh, sorry.
04:14That's me.
04:15I had tuna fish for lunch.
04:18Come on, Harold.
04:19I've seen enough.
04:23There.
04:24All better.
04:25Uh, don't you want to visit the gift shop?
04:28Sorry, mate.
04:29Nature calls.
04:30Mr. Buckley,
04:31you promised a wild animal safari.
04:34And these animals are clearly domesticated.
04:37I assure you, madam,
04:39they're anything but.
04:40Between you and me,
04:42their cooking's atrocious.
04:44Hey, what's a ten-letter word for absurd?
04:47Oh, that's ridiculous.
04:50Yep, that fits.
04:52Thanks, mate.
04:53So that'll be $20.
04:56Okay, five.
04:58But you're robbing me blind.
05:02Tell your friends.
05:04Let's see.
05:05I need a five-letter word
05:07for miserable failure.
05:10Oh, wait.
05:12B-A-R-R-Y.
05:14Never mind.
05:17Alpha Leader,
05:18this is Polar One.
05:19You're clear for takeoff
05:20on Santa Claus Lane.
05:22And this next one's going out
05:24to a very special reindeer.
05:26Good luck, Nutmeg.
05:28We're all pulling for you.
05:31Trying out for a spot
05:32on the flying team again this year,
05:34are we, Nutmeg?
05:35Yep.
05:36This is the year
05:36Nutmeg reindeer
05:37finally gets her wings.
05:39Around the world in one night, eh?
05:42Heh, heh, heh, heh.
05:43Well, good luck.
05:45Thanks, Dasher.
05:47Actually, I was talking to Santa.
05:49All right, Nutmeg.
05:50Shall we go over the procedure once more?
05:53Let's see.
05:53Strong nor'easter
05:55blowing at, uh, 30 knots.
05:57Runway clear of obstacles.
06:00Goggles.
06:00Map.
06:01Parachute.
06:02Um, did you say parachute?
06:06Um, no.
06:08All right, yes.
06:10But I'm confident
06:11this year there will be no mishaps.
06:13Heh, heh, heh.
06:14That makes one of us.
06:16Excuse me?
06:17I said that's wonderful.
06:20All right, Nutmeg.
06:22Let's go ho-ho!
06:28Oh, sorry.
06:31Emergency break.
06:33Woo-hoo!
06:36Woo-hoo!
06:37Whoa-ho!
06:38Whoa!
06:40Whoa!
06:43Now, you're probably all wondering
06:45why I'm dressed like Santa Claus.
06:47No, not particularly.
06:49Whatever.
06:51As you all know,
06:53Christmas is right round the corner
06:55and it got me to thinking.
06:56Oh, no.
06:58Every time you get another bad idea,
07:01it means more work for us.
07:04Oh, Nigel is right for once.
07:06I have calluses, Barry.
07:08Calluses.
07:09Come on, guys.
07:11When I took you all in,
07:13I promised that I'd take care of you
07:15and that's what I'm gonna do.
07:16Because we're like a family
07:18and families stick together.
07:20Right, Lily?
07:21Look, Barry,
07:22it's not like we don't appreciate the effort, but...
07:26What she's trying to say is
07:27maybe it would be best
07:29if we all just went our separate ways.
07:32I mean,
07:33it's not like I've forgotten
07:35how to survive in the wild.
07:38And so,
07:38with a bite strong enough
07:40to crush a soup can,
07:42the wild bingo
07:43latches on to its prey.
07:45Then again,
07:46let's not be hasty.
07:48He was saying,
07:49Barry?
07:50Barry?
07:50Barry?
07:51Barry?
07:52Ladies and gentlemen,
07:54marsupials and reptiles
07:55and, uh,
07:56whatever you are, Walter.
07:58Aye, sir.
07:58I'm a thespian.
08:00Welcome to...
08:04Barry Buckley's
08:06Down Under Winter Wonderland.
08:09Oh, good work, Barry.
08:11Beautiful, mate.
08:12Just beautiful.
08:13It's breathtaking.
08:15Uh,
08:16what is Barry Buckley's
08:18Down Under Winter Wonderland?
08:19I'm glad you asked, Nigel.
08:22We're going to bring
08:23the Winter Wonder
08:24to Australia
08:24all year round.
08:26That's 365 days
08:28of Christmas magic.
08:30See,
08:31over there will be
08:31the reindeer roller coaster
08:33and that's Sugar Plum Mountain
08:35and over here
08:36is Candy Cane Lane
08:37and the elf workshop
08:38where everything's
08:39really,
08:40really small.
08:41Sure,
08:42it'll take some work,
08:43but I've got a feeling
08:44business is about to explode.
09:07of course,
09:08there's still a few minor issues
09:09to work out,
09:11but I've drawn up a plan.
09:14Good idea.
09:16You guys rest up.
09:19Tomorrow's another big day.
09:29It was just yesterday
09:31I was nobody
09:34But now I've got a smile
09:36on my face
09:37And I've got a tune
09:39in my soul
09:40It feels like I can do
09:41nothing wrong
09:43If they could see me now
09:45If they could see me now
09:47Not mad,
09:49watch out for that slain!
09:56Lost call,
09:58eh, Santa?
09:58Eh?
09:59Santa!
10:00Ah!
10:03Ah!
10:07Ah!
10:08Ah!
10:09Ah!
10:11Ah!
10:12Ah!
10:13Ah!
10:13Ah!
10:15Ah!
10:16Ah!
10:16Ah!
10:17Ah!
10:18Ah!
10:18Ah!
10:19Gotcha!
10:20It feels like I can do
10:21nothing wrong
10:22It feels like I can do
10:23nothing wrong
10:24If they could see me now
10:27If they could see me now
10:29When I'm not happy
10:31Wakey-wakey!
10:32Oh, hey!
10:32There's Mrs. Claus!
10:33Hi, Mrs. Claus.
10:35Nutmeg!
10:36Santa Claus was supposed to be
10:37at the press conference
10:38an hour ago.
10:39I don't think
10:40Ms. Holly-jolly
10:41can hold them off
10:42much longer.
10:43Two turtle doves
10:44and a partridge in a pear tree.
10:46We want Santa.
10:48Look at it. We want Santa.
10:50What have you done to the sleigh?
10:53Oh, well, funny story, really.
10:57I got lost, and there was this bright light
11:01and a plane, and then Santa fell out,
11:03but then I caught him, and all things considered,
11:05I think it went really well.
11:06Are you quite sure about that nutmeg?
11:09What do you mean?
11:14It appears there's been some sort of mix-up,
11:17and panicking isn't going to get us anywhere.
11:19Now, when I remove my hand,
11:23I want you to calmly tell me your name.
11:27Nutmegreindeer.
11:28Not you. Him.
11:30Barry Buckley's the name, ma'am.
11:33Where am I?
11:34You're at the North Pole.
11:37The North Pole?
11:40Look, I have to get home to my animals.
11:42They need me.
11:43That's very nice, Mr. Buckley,
11:45but at this moment,
11:47I'm more concerned about Santa Claus.
11:49Santa?
11:51Wait a minute.
11:52It's all coming back now.
11:54I think he fell down my chimney.
11:56Oh, thank goodness.
11:58Then he's fine.
11:59It's certainly not the first time
12:01Santa's fallen down a chimney.
12:03Now, we'll just phone your place and...
12:05Actually, I don't have a...
12:08No phone, of course.
12:09Look, Mr. Buckley,
12:10this sleigh is not going anywhere
12:12without some major repairs.
12:13In the meantime,
12:15I need a Santa,
12:16and you certainly look the part.
12:18Now, hold on just a minute.
12:20Mr. Buckley,
12:21the entire world is watching
12:23and waiting for Santa Claus.
12:25Uh-huh.
12:25Now, if I don't produce him,
12:28they may just stop believing,
12:29and we don't want that to happen, do we?
12:33Um...
12:33No.
12:35No?
12:35Good answer.
12:37Now, remember,
12:39nobody can find out about this.
12:41Not the elves,
12:42not the other reindeer,
12:43and certainly not the press.
12:45As far as anyone is concerned, Barry,
12:48you are Santa Claus.
12:52This is like some kind of crazy dream.
12:55Barry!
12:56Barry!
12:57Barry, speak to me!
12:58Stop hiring me!
12:59It should have been me!
13:01Why?
13:03Oh, wait.
13:04I think he's coming too.
13:05Morning, Barry.
13:07Quite a tumble you took last night.
13:09You know, Barry,
13:10you may look like Santa,
13:12but next time do us a favor
13:13and use the front door.
13:15Oh, that's some bruise you got there.
13:18Ow!
13:19Stop that!
13:21Where am I?
13:23What happened?
13:24And why are you calling me...
13:26Barry?
13:28I'm Santa Claus.
13:32And I'm the Tooth Fairy.
13:34Look at me!
13:35Do-de-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
13:37And I'm the Easter Bunny!
13:38Yeah.
13:40And I'm a crocodile.
13:42No, Nigel.
13:43It's only funny.
13:44If you say you're something,
13:45you're actually not.
13:47Ah, right.
13:48Then I'm not a crocodile.
13:50What am I doing here?
13:52I don't remember a thing.
13:54Brilliant!
13:56I mean, the accent's terrible, but what conviction!
13:59You know, he did take a nasty knock on the noggin.
14:03Do you really not recognise us, Barry?
14:08Well, surely you remember Nigel.
14:10You took him in after he was fired from a petting zoo.
14:13Not fired. Asked to leave.
14:16There's a difference.
14:18I'm Lily. I used to box the local blokes.
14:23And I, of course, am Walter.
14:26Star of stage and screen!
14:29Yeah, right.
14:30He performed in a travelling sideshow as Mr Quack as the amazing beaver duck.
14:36Oh, yes. The glory days.
14:39Well, now that we're all reacquainted, how about some brekkie?
14:43Well, thank you. That would be...
14:45Ah!
14:47Oh, yeah. That's Simon. He's not normal.
14:50Don't you mean nocturnal?
14:53No.
14:54And nice try, Barry, but it's your turn to cook.
14:58Not that you'll find anything to eat, thanks to shovel puss over there.
15:02To eat or not to eat? That is the question.
15:07Well, for you, the answer always seems to be yes.
15:10You wound me, sir.
15:11I don't know what's worse, the overeating or the overacting.
15:15Well, you, sir...
15:15All right, you two. Back to your corners.
15:18No sense in pointing fingers.
15:20Yeah, Walter.
15:21The point is, we're out of food, out of money, Barry's out of his mind, and we're all out of
15:29luck.
15:29But I'm not Barry. I'm Santa Claus. Aren't I?
15:42Mrs. Claus!
15:43Mrs. Claus!
15:43Mrs. Claus!
15:44Over here!
15:44Mrs. Claus!
15:45Where is Santa?
15:46Mrs. Claus, is he making a list?
15:48Will he be checking you twice?
15:50Please, everyone, I can assure you he is going to find out who is naughty or nice.
15:55Mrs. Claus!
15:56Mrs. Claus!
15:56Over here!
15:56Mrs. Claus!
15:57Over here, Mrs. Claus!
16:04Now, don't worry about a thing. Just go on out there, pretend to check the list, and let
16:09Mrs. Claus handle the risk. What do you think?
16:12It's incredible. I look just like Santa Claus.
16:17You're practically twins. It's really no wonder I mixed you two up. Now give me a ho-ho-ho.
16:24Ho-ho-ho!
16:28Okay, maybe we'll just go with a smile and a wave.
16:30Mrs. Claus!
16:31Yes, this is a two-parter. Does he see us when we're sleeping? And does he know if we're awake?
16:38Oh, for goodness sake. Why, here he is now.
16:42Mr. Claus!
16:43Mr. Claus!
16:44Mr. Claus!
16:45Santa!
16:46Santa, over here!
16:47Santa!
16:48Santa, over here!
16:49Who are you wearing, Santa?
16:50How about a kiss with the missus?
16:51Please, everyone, Santa is very busy. I'll answer all of your questions.
16:57But first, Ms. Holly Jolly, the naughty or nice list, please.
17:04Mr. Claus, how do you respond to those who claim your list unfairly labels mischievous children
17:12as naughty?
17:15Um, uh...
17:18How, how, how?
17:25The list! You've destroyed the list!
17:31What are we going to do now?
17:34Um, make presents for everyone?
17:39If I can just have your attention.
17:42I don't think that Santa literally meant...
17:45Oh, no.
17:48Wow!
17:49Did you see that nutmeg?
17:51They loved me!
17:53Nice save, Barry!
17:55Now, Mrs. Claus said to keep a low profile while the sleigh is being fixed, so we should...
17:59Oh!
18:00Santa?
18:01We have a problem.
18:03No worries, love.
18:04Why don't you just show Santa what the problem is?
18:10Crikey!
18:11See how he slips into a trance-like state when I cover his eyes.
18:15This one's a beauty.
18:16Man, I'd like to get my hands on that guy.
18:20Let's see him try that...
18:24...fancy stuff on me.
18:26Walter, you shouldn't tease Nigel.
18:29He's got a brain the size of a peanut, you know.
18:31Yeah, did you hear that?
18:33A brain the size of a peanut.
18:36Speaking of which, how's it coming with those snacks, Barry?
18:40Look, I don't know who this Barry fellow is.
18:42I'm just fixing you a snack so I can have a moment's peace.
18:46There wasn't much to work with, but I did manage to whip up some Christmas cookies.
18:52Cheese.
18:53Oh.
18:54Hey, nice work, Barry.
18:56Where's the rest?
18:57There is no more.
18:58I didn't even get a taste.
19:00Not even a crumb.
19:01When did you learn to make cookies anyway, Barry?
19:05This is Douglas Fern reporting live on the scene from the North Pole,
19:09where Santa Claus has just promised presents to everyone this year.
19:16Ho, ho, ho.
19:19Ho, ho.
19:19Hold on.
19:21You see, you look and sound nothing like the real Santa.
19:26My person would have to be a real drongo to mix you two up.
19:30But that can't be Santa.
19:32I'm Santa Claus.
19:35At least I thought I was.
19:37Look, Barry.
19:39Maybe you'd feel a little more like yourself if you started to act a little more like yourself.
19:45You know, get into character.
19:48Well, I'm not saying that you're right, but I suppose it's worth a try.
19:54Now, what is it I like to do?
19:56You like to make sandwiches.
19:58Tuna fish.
20:00No crusts.
20:02What?
20:16Now, what seems to be the trouble?
20:20The trouble is, you've just promised presents for everyone on the day before Christmas.
20:24And why are you talking like that?
20:27Well, why are you talking like that?
20:30I'm an elf.
20:31I always talk this way.
20:33Well then, I'd expect you of all people to be a little more sensitive to that sort of thing.
20:50What are they waiting for?
20:52Santa, have you forgotten?
20:54Whenever the elves are particularly busy, you boost their Christmas spirit with a song and a dance.
21:01You know, that sort of thing.
21:03Oh, yeah, right.
21:05I know.
21:07This one knocked them dead last Saturday at the Wollonga dance.
21:11Well, so I've heard.
21:13Two, three, four.
21:14Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda, you go a-waltzing Matilda with me.
21:22It's not that I'm not enjoying this, because I am.
21:24But I think we were all kind of expecting something a little bit more, um, motivational.
21:31Oh, right, uh, you mean like a sing-along?
21:36Uh, all right, um, um, I've got an idea.
21:39Now give me a ho.
21:42Ho!
21:43Ho, ho!
21:44Ho, ho, ho!
21:45Ho, ho, ho!
21:47Now make some toys!
21:50Ho, ho, ho!
21:51Go Santa!
21:52Go, go!
21:53Go Santa!
21:54Go Santa!
21:55Go Santa!
21:56Go, go!
21:57Go Santa!
21:58Go!
22:16Go Santa!
22:17Go Santa!
22:18Go, go!
22:19Go Santa!
22:42Thanks for showing me the ropes, Nutmeg.
22:45All this will really come in handy when I open up me Christmas theme park.
22:48So what's next?
22:49Oh no, there is no next.
22:52The sleigh is almost fixed.
22:53So you just have to tell the other reindeer that I'll be leading the team this year.
22:58Then we fly you home, make the switch, and Santa forgives and forgets.
23:03You sure we shouldn't check with Mrs. Claus first?
23:06Why don't we leave the thinking to me, Barry?
23:09Here we are, the reindeer game room.
23:15Deck the halls with vows of holly.
23:18Come on, Tester, you know who I am.
23:20Deck the halls with vows of holly.
23:25Ugh.
23:25All right.
23:27La la la la la la la la la.
23:29Now let me in.
23:30Sorry.
23:32That was yesterday's password.
23:35Besides, the game room was really just for the flying team.
23:40Actually, that's just what Santa wanted to talk to you about.
23:45Mr. Claus!
23:46Ha, ha, ha.
23:47Why didn't you say so?
23:49Come in, come in.
23:51To what do we owe the pleasure, sir?
23:54Well, I wanted to let you know that Nutmeg will be leading the flying team this year.
24:03Nutmeg passed her flying test?
24:06I don't think so.
24:08Hey, you're not Santa.
24:10I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
24:13What do you mean?
24:14I am Santa Claus.
24:15You are not Santa Claus.
24:18Duster, of course he is.
24:19All right, then, Santa.
24:23Why don't we discuss this over some, uh, cookies and eggnog?
24:29Sounds reasonable enough, wouldn't you say, Nutmeg?
24:32Nutmeg.
24:33I don't think that's such a good idea.
24:36I knew it!
24:36He's a fake!
24:37Look, everyone!
24:39Fake Santa!
24:39Fake Santa!
24:40Now, Nutmeg, we don't want to give Dasher here the impression that I am not who I say I am.
24:47Do we?
24:48Well, no, but...
24:49Then it's settled.
24:51To the kitchen!
24:53Yahoo!
24:55Ow!
24:57Hold still, Barry.
24:59Ow!
25:01Ow!
25:02Get these irritating creatures away from me.
25:04We are removing them as fast as we can.
25:07Those aren't the irritating creatures I was referring to.
25:12Look, we're only trying to help.
25:14And isn't it about time you took off that ridiculous beard?
25:18Stop that!
25:19I'm keeping the beard, and I want my suit back.
25:23Your costume, Barry.
25:25I took the liberty of having it laundered.
25:28Uh, have you put on some weight, old chap?
25:32That's it.
25:33I've had enough of this nonsense.
25:34Well, Santa, why don't you just phone the North Pole and have Mrs. Claus send the reindeer to pick you
25:45up?
25:45Rachel, that's an excellent idea.
25:49Where's the telephone?
25:50Same place it's always been.
25:5220 clicks that way.
25:54Then that's where I'm going.
26:00Try the emergency brake, Barry.
26:03Oh, yes, of course.
26:12Having some car trouble, Barry?
26:14Well, I guess those are the brakes.
26:18Actually, Nigel, these are the brakes.
26:25Come on, Barry.
26:27We're just kidding around.
26:29Barry?
26:30Where are you going?
26:31I told you.
26:33I'm not Barry.
26:35I'm not your maid, and I'm not your mother.
26:39I'm Father Christmas, and I've got a holiday to save.
26:58Hi, Mrs. Claus.
26:59Want to take your hat?
27:00He-he-he.
27:09Santa, not me, are we now?
27:13What is going on in there?
27:15I'm gaining their trust, so they'll fly me home.
27:18Well, Mr. Buckley, I'm afraid these reindeer won't be flying anywhere tonight.
27:32Unfortunately, this leaves us with only one option.
27:39Alpha Leader, this is Polar One.
27:41We've got clear skies to the south, flurries to the east, and I am out of hot cocoa.
27:46I repeat, out of hot cocoa.
27:49Now, Nutmeg, Barry, I'm counting on you to find Santa.
27:54He's got to get these presents delivered and be back by sunrise.
27:58Here you are, Mr. Claus.
28:00Presents for everyone.
28:02Thanks, Miss Holly Jolly.
28:04I knew you could do it.
28:06No worries, mate.
28:07All right, Nutmeg.
28:08Let's take the winter wonder down under.
28:21Whoa!
28:23Drive safe!
28:26And buckle up!
28:27Mrs. Claus, that's not really Santa, is it?
28:32No, Miss Holly Jolly.
28:34It isn't.
28:39Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
28:41Thank you for flying air nutmeg.
28:44Whoa!
28:44Oh, dear.
28:46Um, there's still all loose articles under the seat in front of you.
28:49It's going to be a bumpy ride.
29:04Merry Christmas, good friend.
29:06I'll make sure there's a little something extra in your stocking this year.
29:10Ha, ha, ha, ha!
29:12Ha, ha, ha!
29:16La, la, la, la, la, la.
29:21Deck the halls with eucalyptus.
29:24La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
29:26Ho, ho, ho!
29:29Nothing wrong with eucalyptus.
29:29Excuse me, kind sir.
29:31Uh, pardon me, ma'am.
29:35My name is Santa Claus.
29:38Would you happen to have a telephone
29:40that I might use to make a collect call to the North Pole?
29:43Oh, good one, Barry.
29:46And nice beard.
29:48In fact, you just won the prize
29:50for the worst Santa costume of the night.
29:53You don't understand.
29:54I really am Santa Claus.
29:58Come on, Barry.
29:59You were Santa Claus last year.
30:01Make it.
30:01Ah, no, I thought I said I'm Santa Claus.
30:03I thought I was Santa Claus.
30:05No, I'm Santa Claus.
30:11What is going on around here?
30:15Oh, thank goodness, officer.
30:18You have to help me.
30:19I need to call the North Pole.
30:21There, there, Santa.
30:23It's all right.
30:25I'll take you somewhere nice and safe
30:28where you can make that phone call.
30:31Right this way, Barry.
30:32I mean, Santa.
30:35Oh, oh.
30:37Oh, dear.
30:41As you can see,
30:42we track Santa's progress
30:43using state-of-the-art technology.
30:49Not to worry.
30:51Santa's probably just flying around
30:52in some bad weather.
30:54I'm sure he'll be back on course
30:55momentarily.
30:59It's Santa.
31:00Santa?
31:01Or Santa?
31:04There, now, you see?
31:06Santa's on the phone right now.
31:08Hello?
31:09Oh, Sugar Plum.
31:12It's so good to hear your voice.
31:15I thought I was going crazy.
31:17Where am I?
31:18Oh, yes.
31:19Funny story.
31:21Jail?
31:22I mean, hail.
31:24Oh, is that all?
31:26Now, listen carefully.
31:28Barry and Nutmeg are on their way
31:30to pick you up,
31:31so you'd better get back
31:32to Barry's house.
31:33But how?
31:34You're Santa Claus.
31:36Why don't you use
31:37some Christmas magic?
31:39Christmas magic?
31:41Yes, of course.
31:42Thanks, Sugar Plum.
31:44I, uh, love you, Tim.
31:58I don't understand it.
32:00This is so unlike Barry.
32:02Yeah, I'm hungry enough
32:04to bite the legs
32:06off a low-flying duck.
32:08Let's not panic.
32:10Perhaps we could make ourselves
32:12something to eat.
32:15That's funny.
32:20I do miss Barry
32:22ever so much.
32:25I can't seem to find my way
32:33Home.
32:37Home.
32:39Home.
32:42I can't seem to find my way home.
32:52Take him home, baby.
32:56Gonna help him find his way.
32:59I can't seem to find my way home.
33:03Oh, please, help me.
33:07I'm lost and tired
33:09and hungry and, um...
33:12Oh, yes.
33:12I have to say it's Christmas.
33:14Hey, what kept you, mate?
33:18Tucker's ready.
33:19What?
33:19How did you know?
33:21Bush telegraph.
33:22I heard you coming
33:23from miles away.
33:24Honestly, I don't know
33:25how you'd deliver
33:25all those presents
33:26without waking
33:27all those kids.
33:28You know who I am?
33:29Oh, sure.
33:30You nearly clipped me
33:31the other night.
33:32We could fly a machine
33:33we got there.
33:35But I think your reindeer
33:36could use a few more lessons.
33:37Huh.
33:38By the way, bros,
33:39my name's Warren.
33:40Oh, oh, hold the phone, Warren.
33:42Are you telling me
33:43that you can fly?
33:45Sure, mate.
33:46Lions in the family's blood.
33:48My grandfather learned
33:49how to fly
33:50from the golden emus.
33:52He passed it on to my face.
33:54He passed the knowledge
33:54on to me.
33:55I didn't know emus could fly.
33:58No, no, no, no.
33:58Not the kind you ought to do, mate.
34:02Here we go.
34:04Ho, ho!
34:11Good.
34:12Now hold it steady.
34:14Be careful, Walter.
34:16A little more to the left, Lily.
34:19And...
34:20Voila.
34:22Oh, it's a masterpiece.
34:27Nigel.
34:28Are you crying?
34:30No.
34:31I've just got a crumb in my eye.
34:37Whoa!
34:41Um, ho, ho, ho, mate?
34:46Santa?
34:47No, it's me.
34:50Barry.
34:52Okay, okay.
34:53First you Barry,
34:55then you were Santa,
34:56and now you Barry again.
34:58Is anyone else confused?
34:59Never mind that.
35:01Where is the real Santa?
35:03San...
35:05San...
35:06San...
35:06San...
35:07San...
35:07Oh, no.
35:09We landed...
35:11on Santa?
35:13Ah!
35:13Not Santa.
35:15Sandwich.
35:16You crushed my sandwich.
35:19Pardon me,
35:20but did you say
35:21the real Santa?
35:24Oh, no.
35:26What have we done?
35:28What have we done?
35:29Well, I think we can safely assume
35:31that we've made next year's naughty list.
35:33Wait a minute.
35:34Are you telling me
35:35that you lot
35:36made your own sandwich
35:37all by yourselves?
35:40This is the proudest day
35:42of my life.
35:43Okay, reality check.
35:44It's Christmas Eve.
35:46Santa's missing.
35:47We've completely destroyed the sleigh,
35:49and you're excited about a sandwich.
35:52Yeah, that's right.
35:53If you guys can do that,
35:55you can do anything.
35:57And I've got a crazy idea.
35:59Uh-uh.
36:00No way.
36:01I'm not moving a muscle
36:03until I get a square meal.
36:06Now, what would you say
36:08to all the milk and cookies
36:10you can eat?
36:11I'd say,
36:12who's the moose
36:13and can we eat it?
36:15Ah!
36:19Now, let's see
36:20if I've got this straight.
36:22Reindeer can't naturally fly.
36:25Correct.
36:25As I've explained,
36:27they fly with the help
36:28of Christmas magic.
36:29Right.
36:30And this Christmas magic
36:32comes from...
36:34From believing.
36:35Children all over the world
36:37believe in Christmas magic.
36:38And so it is.
36:39But nobody actually believes
36:41that we can fly, right?
36:43Which is why we have
36:45to believe in ourselves.
36:46And why are we wearing
36:47these ridiculous antlers?
36:49It's called method acting,
36:51and I wouldn't expect you
36:52to understand.
36:53Now, what's my motivation?
36:56Harry McLean,
36:57pull over your, um,
36:59sly.
37:00Oh, yes, that'll work.
37:01What'd you do this time, Barry?
37:03I don't know,
37:03but we'd better see
37:04what he wants.
37:06The brakes!
37:07I've got no brakes!
37:08Oh, yeah.
37:10We probably should've
37:11mentioned that.
37:13Nutmeg, I can't stop!
37:14We're heading
37:15straight for the ruby!
37:17Don't worry, Barry.
37:18We've come too far,
37:20and we're not going
37:20down like that.
37:21Nutmeg reindeer
37:22is ready to fly!
37:29Um, step away
37:32from the sleigh!
37:36He's gotta be kidding.
37:43All right, mates.
37:45If we can't get it together
37:46right now,
37:48there's not gonna be
37:49any Christmas.
37:50And that, well,
37:52well, that's not gonna happen.
37:54Not on this Santa's watch.
37:55Now, maybe you haven't
37:56always believed in me,
37:58and maybe you haven't
37:59always believed in yourselves,
38:00but you'd better believe
38:01in Christmas magic.
38:04Because without that,
38:05well, without that,
38:07we might as well
38:07just give up and go home.
38:10Now, do you believe
38:11in Christmas magic?
38:13Sure.
38:13I suppose.
38:14Why not?
38:15I said,
38:17do you believe
38:19in Christmas magic?
38:22Sure!
38:22I suppose!
38:23Why not?
38:25Now, Lily,
38:26now, Simon,
38:27on Nigel and Walter,
38:29you gotta believe
38:30this is no time to
38:32falter
38:33from the hot outback sun
38:34to the cold Arctic snow.
38:36Now, Jack,
38:37do we all?
38:38I'm a couple!
38:39Ah!
38:44Ah!
38:46Woo!
38:49Woo!
38:50Woo!
38:52Woo!
38:55Woo!
38:57Woo!
38:57Woo!
38:57Woo!
38:58Woo!
38:59Woo!
39:00Woo!
39:03Woo!
39:07Woo!
39:09Woo!
39:10Do you believe?
39:12I believe!
39:15Woo!
39:21Woo!
39:22Woo!
39:22Woo!
39:23Woo!
39:24Woo!
39:25Do you believe?
39:27Do you believe?
39:31I believe.
39:33Do you believe?
39:37I believe.
39:38I believe.
39:40I believe.
39:46Time check. How are we doing, nutmeg?
39:48I hate to say it,
39:49but it's not looking good, Barry.
39:52Maybe, but we can't give up now.
39:55I know the odds are stacked against us,
39:57but we've got to stick together
39:59and try our best.
40:00Now, who's with me?
40:06I'm sure they'll be along any moment now.
40:10That's right.
40:11Any moment now,
40:13Santa will be arriving.
40:19Polar One to Alpha Leader.
40:22Here comes Santa Claus.
40:23I repeat,
40:25here comes Santa Claus
40:27right down Santa Claus Lane.
40:39Do you believe?
40:41Do you believe?
40:42I believe.
40:44I believe.
40:46I believe.
40:46Do you believe?
40:47Do you believe?
40:49I believe.
40:50I believe.
40:52I believe.
40:52Do you believe?
40:53Do you believe?
40:54Look out!
41:06Look out!
41:08Look!
41:09Actually, I'm a platypus.
41:11But you may recognize me as Mr. Quackers, the amazing...
41:15Reindeer.
41:16That's right.
41:17We're all reindeer.
41:19Eight, tiny, um, uh, five, tiny...
41:23What's going on here?
41:24What is the meaning of this?
41:25Why, they're all frauds!
41:27Gracious me, a charlatan!
41:29They're all a bunch of phonies.
41:30Those aren't real.
41:31Now, this is not right.
41:32Please, everyone, settle down.
41:35I think I can explain.
41:37You see, actually, I've got nothing.
41:42Honey, I'm hoo-hoo-hoo!
41:49Thanks, Warren!
41:54Oh, dear.
41:55And who might you be?
41:58Who am I?
41:59Who am I?
42:02Why, I'm...
42:04I'm...
42:05Barry Buckley.
42:09G'day, mates.
42:11Barry Buckley's the name.
42:12And Santa here's invited me and my friends to make a very special announcement.
42:18What are you doing, mate?
42:19I'm not Santa.
42:20Maybe not, Barry, but it looks to me like you really delivered.
42:25Now, I hear that Santa promised presents for everyone, and I've got a little something
42:30for you.
42:32Never underestimate the power of Christmas magic, Barry.
42:35Now, as I was saying, in one week today, Santa Claus will be my very special guest for the
42:44grand opening of...
42:46Barry Buckley.
42:48Down on the Winter Wonderland.
42:52It's Christmas time and the sun is shining.
42:55Every cloud has a silver lining.
42:58The man in red's gonna do his thing.
43:00Now, if you believe, let me hear you sing!
43:03All right.
43:15Do you believe in Christmas magic?
43:21Do you believe in Christmas magic?
43:24Christmas magic is here.
43:26It's everywhere!
43:27Do you believe in Christmas magic?
43:32Do you believe in Christmas magic?
43:36Christmas magic is here.
43:38It's the perfect time of year to spread a little bit of that Christmas cheer.
43:58Big finish!
44:14Do you believe in Christmas magic?
44:19Do you believe Christmas magic is here?
44:25Do you believe in Christmas magic?
44:31Do you believe Christmas magic is here?
44:36A very, very Christmas to everyone!
44:43Oh, I thought that sounded pretty good, guys.
44:45Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
44:47Ha-ha-ha!
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