00:00A tutti ascolti, questo è importante.
00:03I'm going to show you guys something, and when I show you what I'm going to show you, don't freak
00:06out.
00:13I can explain.
00:18It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
00:21High stakes as neighbors compete for best decorated house on the block.
00:25I think this is the house to beat.
00:29Wow.
00:30What's your Christmas wish?
00:33I just want to win this thing.
00:37I'll take it.
00:41Signature, please.
00:42Ignore all the fine print.
00:43It's like you're signing your life away.
00:46Merry Christmas.
00:47Yeah, Merry Christmas.
00:48Oh, it will be.
00:53Rise and shine, naughty boy.
00:57What the hell is all it is?
01:00Something's happening.
01:01Good morning, sir.
01:03Are you real?
01:03We all were, until we fell into that elf sick trap.
01:08You made your wish.
01:10You're in it now.
01:11I didn't sign on for this.
01:12You literally signed on for this.
01:14You gotta read the fine print, man.
01:15The terms of service are brutal.
01:19Say goodbye to your dad.
01:22Why are y'all dressed like Prince?
01:28We are not going to let her turn your dad into one of those weird Happy Meal toys.
01:32No offense, I'm sorry.
01:34None taken.
01:35A little taken.
01:38We are the Carvers.
01:41We gotta catch an elf.
01:44You messed with the wrong family.
01:48Who's split up?
01:49What do you mean we should split up?
01:50Have you never watched a horror film?
01:52If you split up, somebody dies.
01:54Have you ever died?
01:55No.
01:56It is not fun.
01:57That's true.
01:57I'd never died, but mom knows.
02:00I didn't know you died before.
02:01Let's go find these rings.
02:04Is that who I think it is?
02:06Oh my God, Black Santa!
02:08I knew Santa was black, man!
02:10is that who wants me to die, young children?
02:12I didn't know you, that's who I believe in Santa.
02:16I can't agree with Santa.
02:17I can't agree with Santa.
02:20I can't agree with Santa.
02:22I can't agree with Santa.
02:26I can agree with Santa.
02:28Grazie a tutti.
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