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Reparto: Gianrico Tedeschi, Aldo Maccione, Jenny Tamburi, Alvaro Vitali, Lorenza Guerrieri, Anna Mazzamauro, Ninetto Davoli
Dirección: Armando Crispino
Sinopsis: El profesor Frankenstein regresa a la tierra de sus antepasados, acompañado de su novia Janet para casarse. Durante la ceremonia aparece en el umbral de la iglesia el viejo monstruo creado por sus antepasados. Éste presenta un desolador y terrible aspecto, los años lo han envejecido. Franknstein envia a Igor, su fiel criado, a buscar las piezas humanas que le hacen falta para crear un nuevo monstruo entre las que conseguirá el cerebro de un antiguo playboy.
Dirección: Armando Crispino
Sinopsis: El profesor Frankenstein regresa a la tierra de sus antepasados, acompañado de su novia Janet para casarse. Durante la ceremonia aparece en el umbral de la iglesia el viejo monstruo creado por sus antepasados. Éste presenta un desolador y terrible aspecto, los años lo han envejecido. Franknstein envia a Igor, su fiel criado, a buscar las piezas humanas que le hacen falta para crear un nuevo monstruo entre las que conseguirá el cerebro de un antiguo playboy.
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00:00:28The Holy Spirit
00:00:30No!
00:01:01No!
00:01:33No!
00:02:02No!
00:02:21And tomorrow, and tomorrow
00:02:25We will be husband and wife
00:02:28If we will be tomorrow, urururú.
00:02:36What tranquility! What peace!
00:02:42I was born here, sweet region, pleasant place, cheerful people attached to the land.
00:02:50Every time I return, seeing these beautiful and sunny places again,
00:02:53I experience a joy all the way here, right inside, in my very stomach.
00:02:58This landscape is so romantic, and everything is so incredibly full of life.
00:03:03Ah! There's the settler, always in his place, faithful, tireless, like a soldier.
00:03:07I have to give him a reward.
00:03:12What saying is this, Frankie?
00:03:14It's an owl, a cheerful and funny animal.
00:03:17Oh, they are plentiful in these fields.
00:03:19Oh! He's gone! I wasn't scared in the slightest.
00:03:25There's my castle. What do you think, darling?
00:03:28Oh yes, it's beautiful. I didn't realize it would be that beautiful.
00:03:32We, the Frankensteins, have always celebrated our weddings in the castle.
00:03:36It's a tradition.
00:03:38Castle, my little castle, small but beautiful.
00:03:40If tomorrow, if tomorrow, if tomorrow.
00:03:46Dominus, boviscum, pecuna esterechotua.
00:03:50Let us pray.
00:03:50Hm.
00:03:56Domine, ex audio elleraciones mean exclaimed mea febe niat.
00:04:01Amen.
00:04:09Father.
00:04:12Thank you.
00:04:41Hermona, but I don't like it.
00:04:43The typical American ditz.
00:04:45Corpus Domini Norte, Jesus Christ and guardians, animan tu, animan tu, animan eternal.
00:05:01Amen.
00:05:12Amen.
00:05:15Let us pray.
00:05:16Father, it is the ritual formula for spouses.
00:05:20Ah, yes.
00:05:21Tron and virtue, the God, the sacrifice, the beautiful one, the virtue.
00:05:25Because of its evidence, the one you instituted, the prayer, a school, a walk, a conception, union, in the different.
00:05:37Amen.
00:05:54Good morning.
00:05:56Amen.
00:06:01Amen.
00:06:08Hurry up, Teresa!
00:06:17What a beautiful ceremony!
00:06:23Oh, the devil!
00:06:48Let's run! Let's run! Run, run! Don't let him catch us!
00:07:01Excuse me!
00:07:08Miss, thank you.
00:07:22Oh my goodness!
00:07:27Oh my goodness!
00:07:32Oh my God! Oh my God!
00:07:34Oh my God!
00:07:35Come there!
00:07:38Ah!
00:07:45I don't know what's bothering me.
00:07:53You, Professor Frank, and Francisco, are Frankenstein's sons, and do you take Miss Janne McClindy to be your wife?
00:07:59present here?
00:08:00I?
00:08:01Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:08:03And you, Janne McClindy, do you accept Frankie and Francisco, etc., etc., from Frankenstein's men, as your wife?
00:08:08That?
00:08:09Ah!
00:08:11I bless Jor!
00:08:13Janne, my treasure.
00:08:14Let the rings fall!
00:08:15Professor, do you need help?
00:08:24Janet, my little girl, it's so rough, do you love me?
00:08:30My child! My little boy!
00:08:31What's wrong, Dad?
00:08:33Tell him, tell your dad
00:08:36Come on, come on, cheer up, you'll see it's nothing.
00:08:38He is in serious condition.
00:08:42I'm coming, daughter
00:08:48There's nothing to be done, he's in a coma
00:08:51Quick, open your mouth, I want to see your tongue
00:08:58Look, it's come loose.
00:09:01Poor thing, she won't even be able to whistle anymore
00:09:03Poor thing, he who ties it up
00:09:04It is a crisis, yes, a crisis of rejections
00:09:07It is dying, decomposing, falling apart, disintegrating
00:09:10In other words, falling to pieces
00:09:12This is like a dry leaf that's good for nothing.
00:09:17Look, professor, at your hands too.
00:09:18Ah, the inevitable Frankenstein curse, Igor
00:09:21Go see if Janet has come to.
00:09:23Poor thing, it's been a terrible trauma for her
00:09:25Science!
00:09:26Science, my science
00:09:27I am powerful, this is the end
00:09:30I can't do anything
00:09:31With all the pain in my heart, I have to agree
00:09:34Surrender
00:09:35There is no other option but to put him with his other siblings
00:09:40Bye
00:09:41My little son
00:09:45Damned cat
00:09:46Give me back my tongue
00:09:47Give me that right now, give me that tongue
00:09:49It's a memory, a relic
00:09:51The happiest days
00:09:53Yes, they are cheerful.
00:09:54Today has been the most terrifying day of my entire life
00:09:57I need to remember to write it down.
00:09:59Can!
00:10:01Forward!
00:10:05Finally alone, far from prying eyes
00:10:08You don't know how to call.
00:10:10But I did ask for permission.
00:10:11You wanted to see me naked
00:10:12No, I swear I haven't seen you
00:10:15Oh, no
00:10:16I haven't even repaired it
00:10:18You have white skin, a mole on your hip
00:10:21And some firm, round, thick buttocks
00:10:25No, I haven't seen anything.
00:10:27Janet, I desire you madly
00:10:29Even more than crazy
00:10:31I wish you
00:10:32Most inappropriately
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35My divine creature
00:10:36My wife
00:10:38Not yet
00:10:39But why?
00:10:40If nothing is missing except a small formal detail
00:10:42A minor formality, huh?
00:10:44I don't have the ring on my finger yet.
00:10:46And if that weren't enough
00:10:48We haven't yet said the ritual "yes."
00:10:50I'm telling you.
00:10:51Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
00:10:52Go on, you say it too
00:10:53Forward!
00:10:54Ah, it's you.
00:10:56I have allowed myself
00:10:58After such a hectic evening as this
00:11:01Good evening, professor
00:11:02Good evening, Igor
00:11:03Bring her an infusion of chrysanthemums
00:11:06Thank you
00:11:07It's very relaxing
00:11:09Test
00:11:10Hey, Igor
00:11:11No, you don't realize you're superfluous, do you?
00:11:14Go on, Ete
00:11:14Go away, go away
00:11:15Out, out, out, out
00:11:18Relax
00:11:18Ah, mother, how slashed
00:11:21Janet, now you'll see how wonderful I am.
00:11:23So that you feel wonderful without chrysanthemum infusion
00:11:26So you can sit in the mud
00:11:28I don't even know what upset me
00:11:30Calm down
00:11:30So
00:11:32Non mi vuoi
00:11:35I ask you
00:11:36Even my own flesh is brucia
00:11:38Ma me, I want to contain myself, Frankie
00:11:40I, invecece, so much bisogno d'affetto
00:11:42Tanto bisogno d'amore
00:11:43Soprattutto questa notte, Janet
00:11:45Because?
00:11:45My hai nacosto that I saw a show at home
00:11:47Ah, it's a long story.
00:11:50Vedi, secondo la legge ufficiale
00:11:52A creature, it's not a normal human
00:11:55Non debe existere
00:11:56My parrot thought that my creature was a monster
00:11:59He was a monster, Frankie
00:12:01No no
00:12:01Se tu lo avessi conosciuto
00:12:03Se tu lo avessi praticato
00:12:04Avresti imparato ad apprezzarlo
00:12:06To love it
00:12:07Janet
00:12:08Hey, Frankie, I pray
00:12:09Amore, cerca di capirmi
00:12:11Anche il mio sangue urla
00:12:12Ma il fiore della mia purezza
00:12:14I'll only give it to my husband.
00:12:15Allora can fit my pants
00:12:17Mi pare molto opportuno
00:12:20Love
00:12:21Love
00:12:21Love
00:12:23Love
00:12:25Che c'è questo qui?
00:12:28What disorder is there in this house?
00:12:30How soon will I have to say it?
00:12:33It has been a Nicola
00:12:58No, no, no, I'm sunk, no, I don't want to be crucified, the interrupted wind gauge,
00:13:04The decomposition of my creature, my masterpiece, no, it will not tempt me, I do not want to, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:12You must react, you have to react.
00:13:14How am I going to react? It's over, it's all over.
00:13:17Nothing is over.
00:13:20Professor, you cannot betray science.
00:13:25You must, you must recover, reanimate the pieces of the creature that are still good.
00:13:28Recover? Do you know what you're talking about? Everything is broken, disassembled, ruined.
00:13:32No
00:13:34He still has his thorax
00:13:36The head, the legs, professor
00:13:39A new brain and some fresh blood will suffice.
00:13:42And then, after planting, revive it
00:13:46Professor, your creature is not dead, it is not dead
00:13:51Cheer up, professor, cheer up
00:13:53You think?
00:13:54Clear
00:13:54Yes, I would like to, but...
00:14:00We have very few hours left.
00:14:02It would be a company that bordered on the absurd.
00:14:05I'll try
00:14:06Professor, I'm ready, what do we need this time?
00:14:09In short, feet are needed
00:14:11Well, just one foot
00:14:14Hands, enormous, powerful, monstrous hands
00:14:18The liver is there, the spleen is there, the brain
00:14:24Genital organs
00:14:28Oh, no
00:14:29And blood, lots of blood
00:14:31Hey, professor, put mine on.
00:14:33A few drops are enough for me.
00:14:34But if you have a yellow face
00:14:36The corrupted blood
00:14:37And you're deformed too
00:14:39And what does deformity have to do with blood?
00:14:41Actually, my blood is fresh and plentiful
00:14:43Your task is different, Igor.
00:14:45Under way
00:14:45Go away
00:14:46Runs
00:14:47Fly
00:14:47Bring everything
00:14:48Immediately
00:14:50Run, Igor
00:14:51Fly
00:14:52Yeah
00:14:52Date piece
00:14:53Runs
00:14:56I run, but I also stumble
00:15:01Everything will turn out as I wish.
00:15:09Good evening, corrupt one
00:15:11Well, look at you
00:15:27Cranial Collection Center Cerebroteca
00:15:54I'm going to retire.
00:15:56Sex maniac
00:16:00Prolific frame
00:16:06Inverted ambidextrous
00:16:08Sound boxer
00:16:09Unique copy
00:16:12Superbrain
00:16:13From the peak of the looking
00:16:24What do I do now?
00:16:30What's going on?
00:16:39Excuse me
00:16:40It's because nobody ever comes around here
00:16:42Well, look
00:16:43It just so happens that I'm passing by today.
00:16:45If only it were rose water
00:17:04What the hell does he want?
00:17:13What's happening?
00:17:18What's happening?
00:17:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:14Four.
00:18:42No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:49No, no, no, no.
00:19:40No, no, no, no, no.
00:19:57No, no, no, no, no.
00:20:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:40Pedal hard!
00:20:44Professor, you're rusting.
00:20:47Where is the oil can?
00:20:49Come on.
00:20:54Oh no, I'm falling!
00:20:55No, you bastard, traitor, murderer, saboteur, scoundrel!
00:20:59Switch to the other system soon!
00:21:01To the depilator!
00:21:05Oh no, I'm getting electrocuted!
00:21:11Lights, lights!
00:21:12That's not a light, it's a truth.
00:21:14Hit the thieving rug!
00:21:20You will be wretched, Luina!
00:21:21I should have left you at the asylum for crazy children!
00:21:23This is not an intervention!
00:21:25It's a town in the dark that needs radar!
00:21:28I agree, professor!
00:21:29Yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:21:31It's not enough!
00:21:33It's not enough!
00:21:35Free electricity, sparks from the sky!
00:21:38I wish you well!
00:21:39We'll do it like last time!
00:21:41We will steal electricity from the sky!
00:21:43With the little balloons!
00:21:44Yes, with the little balloons!
00:21:50The dome is open!
00:21:55What are you doing?
00:21:58There's a device that inflates them!
00:22:01Mess!
00:22:02But, but, professor, my breath is strong and...
00:22:06and abundant.
00:22:10What happens now?
00:22:13Professor, the inflation devices are a bit broken.
00:22:18Curse!
00:22:19Once it's ready, attach the electricity collector to the balloons.
00:22:26Get out of the way!
00:22:28Do you need more air, Igor?
00:22:32Professor, the coupling is coupled.
00:22:34Two more, Igor!
00:22:36So!
00:22:37Some pliers soon!
00:22:39Here they are!
00:22:41Ah!
00:22:43The ballast!
00:22:44Igor!
00:22:45Igor!
00:22:46Where are you going?
00:22:47No, professor!
00:22:48We've run out of balloons!
00:22:50What do we do now, professor?
00:22:53Oh, poor Igor!
00:22:55There's no electricity!
00:22:56How will I be able to operate?
00:22:58Enemy of science!
00:23:00Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down.
00:23:03I've already ripped it off.
00:23:10Igor's soul!
00:23:16Look out, I'm landing!
00:23:20Igor, how are you!
00:23:21Professor, the power has been fixed.
00:23:23Due to a fortunate series of circumstances,
00:23:25I hit the high-voltage cable.
00:23:27Are you happy?
00:23:28Science continues its journey!
00:23:31My son, I'll make you jump like a little goat!
00:23:35I don't want to!
00:23:35Give it your all!
00:23:36Come on!
00:23:37We need to make up for lost time!
00:23:39Forward!
00:23:39One behind us!
00:23:40Come on!
00:23:41Wow!
00:23:41Hurry!
00:23:42Let's not waste any time!
00:23:42Look how cute this one is!
00:23:44Oh everything!
00:23:44No, this one's been trimmed!
00:23:46Gabe, put that iron here!
00:23:47Calm down, their behavior!
00:23:50With order and prediction!
00:23:52Let's never lose our calm!
00:23:54How serious!
00:23:55Such a precise operation, let go!
00:23:57High!
00:23:59Tampon!
00:24:02Not all evils come to cause harm.
00:24:06If the operation is successful,
00:24:08If he lives,
00:24:10we will have a better creature,
00:24:12perfected,
00:24:14Perfect.
00:24:15That's right, professor.
00:24:16And modesty aside,
00:24:17All the parts are top quality.
00:24:19It must be said that the professor
00:24:20He hasn't done a simple transplant,
00:24:22She's done some embroidery!
00:24:24My dear colleagues,
00:24:27recebo.
00:24:27Oh yes!
00:24:28I'll reap!
00:24:31There isn't one, yes!
00:25:00Why don't you come back to life?
00:25:05You don't come back to life
00:25:07You don't come back to life
00:25:10Oh, professor
00:25:11We need to be patient.
00:25:12She also had apparent births the other time.
00:25:14Can we always start over?
00:25:16Oh, no, no
00:25:17Open your eyes!
00:25:38He's alive!
00:25:39He let out a fart!
00:25:41Uncultured, ignorant
00:25:43That has a scientific explanation.
00:25:45The corpses in contact with the air
00:25:47They release the compressed gases
00:25:49Even deaf-mute people don't know.
00:25:56It will be a scientific thing
00:25:57But I think it's a good fart maker
00:25:59Anyway, let's not lose heart
00:26:01A true scientist never collapses.
00:26:04Oh, professor!
00:26:06Lean on it!
00:26:08Igor, we're going to sleep
00:26:10Because we are very tired
00:26:11Take care of it yourself since you haven't done anything
00:26:13Take
00:26:14Oh, time for rest!
00:26:16Ah, the unbearable fatigue that comes from doing nothing!
00:26:19Forward!
00:26:20Always forward!
00:26:21Never stop!
00:26:23Oh, professor!
00:26:57Lean on it!
00:26:58Lean on it!
00:27:01Lean on it!
00:27:02Lean on it!
00:27:03Lean on it!
00:27:03Lean on it!
00:27:04Lean on it!
00:27:06Lean on it!
00:27:07Lean on it!
00:27:08Lean on it!
00:27:08Lean on it!
00:27:09Lean on it!
00:27:10Lean on it!
00:27:11Lean on it!
00:27:12Lean on it!
00:27:13Lean on it!
00:27:13Lean on it!
00:27:14Lean on it!
00:27:25Yes, yes, professor, right away
00:27:37But...
00:27:38But he is alive
00:27:40He's alive, professor! He's alive!
00:27:42It's moving, professor!
00:27:43Come and see him! He's alive! Professor, he's alive!
00:27:47He's alive!
00:27:50He's a beautiful child! Science triumphs!
00:27:53Oh, what joy!
00:27:54We have to celebrate! Let's drink champagne!
00:27:57Oh, how wonderful, professor!
00:27:58What a sweetheart! With joy and all my love!
00:28:02And you?
00:28:03Yes, yes, for the creature
00:28:05Cheers!
00:28:07To glory!
00:28:09Everlasting!
00:28:10From the divine and inimitable Professor Frankenstein
00:28:22Man's love
00:28:24Girl is more beautiful
00:28:26Rod!
00:28:28Rod!
00:28:29The one with the lions!
00:28:31The one with the camels!
00:28:34Oh!
00:28:36The love of man, so sweet and so beautiful
00:28:42The flight of the bird seems like a little girl's flight
00:28:46Ah! Great! Magnificent!
00:28:50Styled, groomed, and perfumed like Pinocchio in the last chapter
00:28:53Now take it away because first I have to prepare for the meeting with Chávez.
00:28:56Yes sir
00:28:58Yes, yes, my little one, later, later, later
00:29:01Put the gloves on him.
00:29:02Yes, because that's more elegant.
00:29:04No, because my hands didn't turn out very well.
00:29:08Go on, put your little hand in.
00:29:10Ah, beautiful apparition
00:29:12Good morning
00:29:13Good morning darling
00:29:14Come on, let's go
00:29:16Come
00:29:18Run, man
00:29:23Oh, over there.
00:29:24I've been awake all night thinking about...
00:29:26Good morning, professor
00:29:27Good morning, Anís
00:29:29Go on, hide there, let's go
00:29:32Be quiet
00:29:34For a man born like that, you're incredibly stupid, damn it.
00:29:38Silence, they're coming.
00:29:39I'll put you in now.
00:29:41There
00:29:45Did you sleep well, my dear?
00:29:47It's once upon a time
00:29:47Enter here with caution.
00:29:49No, boss
00:29:51Where?
00:29:51Where do I put you?
00:29:52I don't
00:29:55Oh, come on, get under the table and don't move.
00:30:01Stay still, okay?
00:30:02Ah, I like your castle.
00:30:05Wait for me, I'm coming too.
00:30:07A modest little castle
00:30:09Good morning, I'm hungry this morning
00:30:11Bon revoir
00:30:14Please
00:30:17Were you saying something, Frankie?
00:30:19I don't
00:30:22Please sit down.
00:30:27What makes use of everything?
00:30:29I'm not always in such a good mood in the morning, you know?
00:30:33Ah, yes, always
00:30:36What's up, Igor? What's up? Is there any coffee?
00:30:38There
00:30:38Where is it? In the coffee maker?
00:30:40It makes sense that the coffee is in the coffee maker.
00:30:43No, no, he's not here.
00:30:44So you've put it there, the tea's there, right?
00:30:47He doesn't have the habit of being specific this morning
00:30:51Thank you
00:30:51Ah, what a pleasant awakening
00:30:53Sweet and wonderful
00:30:55Without overly intense emotions
00:30:57Nothing unexpected
00:30:59I'm glad you slept well
00:31:01Speaking of emotions
00:31:02The voice of nature reaches us
00:31:04The typical silly Yankee girl
00:31:07Irremediable
00:31:09It's great!
00:31:10Do you want coffee, love?
00:31:13And now, Janet, I would like to tell you
00:31:15Ah, everything you say is so true, Frankie
00:31:18Of course, the teacher is always right
00:31:21Idiot afternoon
00:31:22Doctor, would you like some milk?
00:31:23Yes, yes
00:31:24I'm so hungry this morning
00:31:26On purpose
00:31:27He has already woken up
00:31:28He woke up feeling well
00:31:29Ah, yes, darling.
00:31:31I just wanted to tell you
00:31:33Igor, what's wrong?
00:31:34Why not try some of this?
00:31:36Yes, take that chestnut one.
00:31:38It's great!
00:31:40Excellent
00:31:41Exquisite
00:31:42Your servant is quite a character
00:31:44You don't know that well, Janet
00:31:45You're going to
00:31:46Thank you
00:31:47To your phone, madam
00:31:49Ah, little biscuits, little biscuits
00:31:56The coffee is delicious.
00:31:58Did you do it in Italian, Igor?
00:32:02Mmm, exquisite.
00:32:05As I was saying before, Janet
00:32:06I spent the night without any sticks
00:32:08On the other hand, I slept wonderfully.
00:32:10Yes, well, that's exactly what I wanted to tell you
00:32:12Speaking of that
00:32:13Oh, yes, speaking of that
00:32:14I don't know, now to wake up to the sea
00:32:16Oh!
00:32:19Why did you pinch me?
00:32:21I'm not stupid
00:32:21I know what I'm saying.
00:32:22You're crazy
00:32:23I don't know why you're making it so mysterious.
00:32:25Sooner or later
00:32:26It needs to be known
00:32:35Relax
00:32:35No?
00:32:36Honey, stop acting childish.
00:32:37They're watching us.
00:32:38Oh, yes, sorry, baby
00:32:40Sorry
00:32:45And what about Zambito's dance?
00:32:46Uh, I slipped.
00:32:49Oh!
00:32:51Oh!
00:32:51Oh!
00:32:54I'm having so much fun!
00:32:56How funny, stuccoed!
00:32:57He's like a court jester
00:32:58Perhaps that's why he's a hunchback
00:32:59Oh!
00:33:04Oh!
00:33:05Oh!
00:33:06It was a small earthquake
00:33:07A castle worthy of respect
00:33:09To stop their seismic activity
00:33:10A fourth-degree earthquake
00:33:15From the Mercalli scale
00:33:16However, it seems a little strange
00:33:18Because these phenomena
00:33:19At breakfast time
00:33:21Yes, that's true.
00:33:25It's hot, isn't it?
00:33:27He's a beautiful little boy.
00:33:28Remind me to tell you, Frankie
00:33:30And on top of that, when I woke up
00:33:31I've come across this wonderful day
00:33:34Oh, really?
00:33:35Marvelous
00:33:44Excuse me, I'll bring you some lemonade now.
00:33:46Disgusting!
00:33:47Excuse me
00:33:57I hope you enjoyed the menu, miss.
00:33:59Ah, yes, dear Igor
00:34:01Everything has been excellent
00:34:06Sorry, my stomach hurts.
00:34:14What a joy!
00:34:15Early morning jokes
00:34:16Good luck too, right?
00:34:18Yeah
00:34:19This morning Igor has a habit of breaking
00:34:22A little spoiled cream?
00:34:24No
00:34:24Igor, when you want
00:34:25An exceptional cook
00:34:30What a gentle caress!
00:34:31How delicate must it be, Frankie?
00:34:34Actually, it was me.
00:34:36Excuse me, I spilled a little milk
00:34:44Kitten?
00:34:45Kitten?
00:34:53What happens now?
00:34:57Excuse me, I cut myself with the knife
00:34:58Be more careful, Igor
00:35:00How amusing your servant is, you jester!
00:35:02Yes, this morning he has a habit of self-harming.
00:35:04Leave it, darling
00:35:05Live
00:35:06I feel so wonderful among you all
00:35:09So well defended
00:35:11So protected
00:35:12Speaking of protected
00:35:14I have to tell you
00:35:15And this time I'm telling you
00:35:16Tell me, darling
00:35:17I'm all ears
00:35:20What happens now?
00:35:24Mine!
00:35:25Who is it?
00:35:25Do you see it?
00:35:27What wouldn't come out?
00:35:28Stay still, stay still
00:35:30What's wrong, son?
00:35:31You're curious
00:35:32What are you going to think?
00:35:33What is it?
00:35:35Calm down
00:35:35No, stay still
00:35:37Yes, stay still
00:35:40Yes, stay still
00:35:40It becomes like this
00:35:41What's wrong, little girl?
00:35:45Aaah!
00:35:47Aaah!
00:36:02Thank you!
00:36:24Thank you!
00:36:40Damn bundles of cane!
00:36:43Well, well!
00:36:44Although singing, huh?
00:36:47All talk and no action
00:36:49Hurry up, or I'll strike you myself.
00:37:00Help!
00:37:02Help!
00:37:11Igor, what are you doing there, dear?
00:37:13I'm looking at her
00:37:14Come on, pick her up
00:37:15Haven't you ever seen a young woman faint?
00:37:17Come on, let's get up, we need to see what a lack of energy!
00:37:20Janet, you haven't let me speak.
00:37:22I just wanted...
00:37:23Here
00:37:23But you, my beloved
00:37:24My life, Janet, the salts, the salts
00:37:27Soon, soon, soon you'll get it, Igor
00:37:28It's not you who has to smell the idiots, it's her.
00:37:32Janet, my little treasure, wake up
00:37:35Okay, okay, he's coming back to his senses.
00:37:39Shout, do you realize that, Igor?
00:37:41Scream, why are you screaming, my love?
00:37:43Here's your Frankie, who loves you so much.
00:37:45Nobody's going to lock me in my room
00:37:47And she will never go out again.
00:37:49And now...
00:37:50Woman, don't take it like that
00:37:51He is not bad
00:37:53He just wanted to play, he's just a big kid.
00:37:55A creature and...
00:37:56Where?
00:37:57Where is he now?
00:37:58Yeah, what do I know?
00:37:58Where is?
00:37:59Where has he gone?
00:38:01No
00:38:10Where is?
00:38:12No
00:38:12Where is?
00:38:29No
00:38:43As soon as he shows up, I'll hit him.
00:38:45It's for their own good.
00:38:47Hey! Here it comes! Here it comes!
00:38:50Hit it hard, I hope you don't break it.
00:38:53Eat it, my son.
00:38:54It's for your own good.
00:38:58What were you doing there?
00:38:59You weren't playing hide-and-seek, idiot.
00:39:01I was making a complaint, professor.
00:39:03How do you do it with the quail?
00:39:05With a complaint, they'll do an observation lap.
00:39:07And it's moving away!
00:39:09Go away!
00:39:10My plan was so good.
00:39:32Sabaworking from the novel
00:39:38What were you doing there?
00:39:40Clap!
00:39:40Or trick, it takes you away
00:39:41La-la-la-la-la...
00:39:45La-la-la-la-la...
00:39:49La-la-la-la-la...
00:39:54La-la-la-la...
00:40:04Well, you won't be the saddest, but you're not exactly despised either.
00:40:08The truth is, Serafina, things aren't going very well with my wife.
00:40:14That means your wife is the one who's wrong, that she doesn't really know.
00:40:17Do you think so, Serafina?
00:40:18Of course! Because we need to get to know you thoroughly, to discover your secret qualities.
00:40:23Really?
00:40:24What should I wear this time? Completely naked or with French garters halfway up my thigh?
00:40:29With the French leagues?
00:40:32But hurry, Serafina.
00:40:35Does this ligature blind my thigh? But what can you do?
00:40:38Come, Serafina, I can't wait any longer. Hurry. What are you doing taking so long, Serafina?
00:40:44Come and discover my secret qualities.
00:40:59Calm down, calm down! Is something coming soon?
00:41:12I'm here now.
00:41:14Evolata, Petit Serafina!
00:41:16With its palm tree-like slenderness.
00:41:23Ida!
00:41:24Oh, how silly of me! I mistook you for someone else!
00:41:28Wow, you're very burly!
00:41:32Boy, you're so impatient!
00:41:36Tell me, this isn't the first time, is it?
00:41:39Ah, you weren't scared!
00:41:41Look at Serafina.
00:41:43You'll see how well-behaved and refined I am.
00:41:49Ida!
00:41:53How awful!
00:42:00From this point on, one often sees many distracted and eccentric types.
00:42:05That eccentricity reminds me of something.
00:42:09Listen to that.
00:42:10It must be that idiot Igor up to his old tricks.
00:42:13No, professor, it wasn't me this time, I...
00:42:16Well, that noise reminds me of something.
00:42:19An incredibly rapid heartbeat has taken its toll.
00:42:21It's strange, but it must be his.
00:42:23Let's go find the source of that noise.
00:42:26Cautiously.
00:42:28Women over there, men over here.
00:42:33Very good.
00:42:37Ah!
00:42:38Ah!
00:42:39Ah!
00:42:40He must have killed her, strangled her.
00:42:42That scream also reminds me of something.
00:42:44Come on, before it's too late.
00:42:46Have you seen the little creature?
00:42:47He's barely grown his teeth and he's already driving a prostitute crazy.
00:42:50What do you imagine a maiden with?
00:42:51What an idea!
00:42:52Bye, bye!
00:43:00To be honest, that virile thing reminds me of something.
00:43:03Do you realize?
00:43:04It's still unbuttoned.
00:43:07Go fix it!
00:43:08Fasten it!
00:43:09I!
00:43:10I'll go!
00:43:11We're still young ladies.
00:43:13Go away, you idiot!
00:43:14How does he command?
00:43:15Oh!
00:43:19That's a good one, huh?
00:43:25Let me work.
00:43:37You liked it, huh?
00:43:40Dad...
00:43:42Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:43:53Excuse the inconvenience, ma'am.
00:43:55The view is now available.
00:43:56Come on, let's go!
00:43:58Come on, you!
00:43:58Hey!
00:43:59Alleluia!
00:44:02Alleluia!
00:44:05Alleluia!
00:44:07Alleluia!
00:44:24Alleluia!
00:44:32That old, very old continent, with its old, very old Castiles, has a decidedly special fascination at its core.
00:44:56Oh my God, what is this? Where am I?
00:45:05Oh my God, what is this? Where am I?
00:45:22Franqui! Franqui! Franqui! Mom!
00:45:27Unless it's dark, so nobody can give us anything.
00:45:29Oh!
00:45:30The darkness doesn't remind me of anything. What a shame!
00:45:33My castle, my castle!
00:45:35You hunchback! What are you doing here?
00:45:38Where were you supposed to be?
00:45:39In the castle, next to Misanes! How could you leave her alone?
00:45:42Okay! Okay! I'm on my way.
00:45:46And what do I do with this, with the creature?
00:45:48I'll take care of him! Go away!
00:45:49What, Maté?
00:45:50Come here, little boy. If you need to pee, tell me, okay?
00:45:59What are you doing here? Wasting time?
00:46:01Go on, take him to his room and give him a good bath. Revive him!
00:46:04I'm in a hurry.
00:46:06Teacher.
00:46:07That?
00:46:07I knocked on Janet's door to say goodnight, but...
00:46:11But what?
00:46:12He doesn't answer.
00:46:13Janet.
00:46:15Has he fled to North America?
00:46:16Did he flee? Or die? Or fall into a trap? Who knows?
00:46:20I cannot understand, Doctor, why you hate the charming Mrs. Frankenstein so much.
00:46:25No, that girl is lovely.
00:46:27I cannot believe that Professor Frankenstein's faithful servant, madly in love with her eminent master, hates women
00:46:35that he stole it.
00:46:37I can't believe it.
00:46:38And yet, I believe it.
00:46:41Oh, nana!
00:47:02Have you found it?
00:47:03No, I haven't seen it.
00:47:04So, look for it, look for it.
00:47:05Yes sir.
00:47:05Where are you, Janet?
00:47:06Janet.
00:47:07Janet.
00:47:08Janet.
00:47:09Oh!
00:47:09He's not in the basement, professor.
00:47:11Where are you, Janet?
00:47:11Janet.
00:47:12Have you by any chance seen Janet?
00:47:13I don't.
00:47:14Janet.
00:47:16Janet.
00:47:38Mother.
00:47:45Mother.
00:47:46Come on, Mom.
00:47:48My dear mother, come here.
00:47:51Come and get me out of here.
00:48:01Mom, where are you?
00:48:09Mom, where are you?
00:48:13Mom, where are you?
00:48:17Mom, right?
00:48:29Mom, where are you?
00:48:45No, no, no.
00:49:07No, no, no.
00:49:35This is a horrible nightmare, without a doubt.
00:49:39These guys, you liked them, they're harmless, they're retired.
00:49:44I don't know what it was like to be in the bathtub and suddenly...
00:49:46It has been found here.
00:49:48Well, these things happen.
00:49:51Get me out of here, please!
00:49:53Of course, of course, my Janet, right away.
00:49:57Come on, come on, first, get on my young man.
00:49:59We're going to store the caravans that go here to the desert.
00:50:01I gave him camel.
00:50:02Ann!
00:50:02Hopla!
00:50:04Hopla!
00:50:05To the deserted roads farther than a tozón.
00:50:27Are you awake?
00:50:33Disappeared, volatilized, kidnapped
00:50:37The camels go to the desert
00:50:39With a happy duck to the top
00:50:42Are you playing?
00:50:43Are you all a little crazy in this house?
00:50:46Well, I'm leaving now.
00:50:47Thank you, camel driver
00:50:48No, my Janet, camel
00:50:49Of course you are, Pete, Pete
00:50:51To send
00:50:51Janet
00:50:52Hey, Frankie, I'm really tired now
00:50:54Yes, but I owe you an explanation, and you owe me one too.
00:50:56Yes, yes, we'll say that tomorrow.
00:50:57Bye
00:51:04Who's there?
00:51:22What are you doing?
00:51:23Are you asleep?
00:51:30Always eager to play, huh?
00:51:34Good heavens
00:51:35Again?
00:51:40She
00:51:42Cacano
00:51:47Among all the brains we've put in that head
00:51:50Apparently, there must have been one of them a sex maniac.
00:51:57Sleep, sleep
00:52:00Damn this night
00:52:02Moonless
00:52:04Moonless
00:52:05Yes, yes, I knew it.
00:52:06And without love
00:52:09And without matches
00:52:11I want to make love!
00:52:13No right!
00:52:15The professor, another sleepless night
00:52:17Thank goodness he's not a genius like you.
00:52:20Okay, let's see if I can get some sleep.
00:52:24Alleluia
00:52:25Alleluia!
00:52:28Alleluia!
00:52:30Alleluia!
00:52:35Alleluia!
00:52:44Try it, it's delicious, eat
00:52:47Don't be capricious, I made it with all my love for myself
00:52:53But, you don't like it
00:52:58Understood, rich one, I'd better write you some notes to see if you can cheer up that face.
00:53:02How about a dozen eggs?
00:53:07What gives us the most trouble is the belly and the...
00:53:10Okay, now let's eat, because if you don't eat, you won't become a man, okay?
00:53:16One for me
00:53:22Thank you for not putting it on my head.
00:53:29That's enough, okay?
00:53:32Hey, if you fit in, I don't care about anything, you understand?
00:53:42Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah
00:53:49Oh, you're not going to tell me that...
00:53:52Yes, I'm telling you, I'll take care of you, that's all, dear.
00:53:57This hallelujah reminds me of one thing
00:53:59If the opportunity arises, there's no reason to waste it.
00:54:03A pretty hairstyle
00:54:06A nice bath and then, if you're good, I'll perfume you.
00:54:18What is that? What's wrong with you? What are you doing?
00:54:20No, wait, you need to wash because it's dirty.
00:54:22If he doesn't do it, I'll tell the teacher.
00:54:25I call Dr. Alice and she's capable of making you sit on the bidet
00:54:27And if not, Miss Janet
00:54:30Ah, you like the American girl, huh?
00:54:34But what are you doing?
00:54:35This manic sex
00:54:37Careful, Mrs. Frankenstein is not to be touched.
00:54:39Do you understand?
00:54:47After all, I had to wash up.
00:54:50What funny jokes does my child tell?
00:54:53You're not my friend anymore.
00:54:54I don't love you anymore
00:54:57Yes, the verse from Judas
00:54:59Can?
00:55:00No!
00:55:01Who is it?
00:55:02Don't come in, we're in Desavelé
00:55:04And what's more, completely wet
00:55:06We did not receive
00:55:07Give me time to retire to my rooms
00:55:10That's it
00:55:15Now I'm going to give you a good injection
00:55:19It's a new preparation
00:55:21It helps you make love well
00:55:23It's called Juliet and Romeo
00:55:25With this dose, my stallion
00:55:32Now the young American woman is all yours.
00:55:35All, all
00:55:37You like Janet, don't you?
00:55:39Janet, Janet
00:55:40So
00:55:41You must think only of her
00:55:43It's a vaped treat for you
00:55:46Okay, my shot.
00:55:48As soon as you see her, you'll jump on her.
00:55:58But why are you looking at me like that?
00:56:01It's Janet you need to think about
00:56:03In your friend
00:56:06And Janet
00:56:07And Janet
00:56:08And Janet
00:56:09And Janet
00:56:10And Janet
00:56:10You're feeling good, huh?
00:56:11You start to feel hungry
00:56:13And I need the hormones I injected you with now.
00:56:15TRUE?
00:56:16How cute!
00:56:16How cute!
00:56:17Think of her rufous hair
00:56:20On her fine and delicate skin
00:56:24White as the milk of cloth cows
00:56:26On her rosy face
00:56:28In the mole she has next to her breasts
00:56:33On your provident and firm buttocks
00:56:34They will be yours, yours alone.
00:56:37You have to be excited
00:56:38So, enthusiastic
00:56:39Anxious, yearning
00:56:40You have to drive her crazy
00:56:41That drives her crazy
00:56:42You understand?
00:56:49No, it doesn't have to be with me.
00:56:51No, not with me.
00:56:53It's with Janet
00:56:54It's with Janet
00:56:55Lega, Lega!
00:56:57Wow!
00:56:57Relief!
00:56:58It's with Janet!
00:56:59L Janet!
00:57:00Lega!
00:57:01Lega!
00:57:03Alleluia!
00:57:05Alleluia!
00:57:07Alleluia!
00:57:09Alleluia!
00:57:10Alleluia!
00:57:11Happy?
00:57:12Well, who wouldn't be happy, Miss Janet?
00:57:15I don't know why I think so.
00:57:18Alleluia!
00:57:19Alleluia!
00:57:21Oh!
00:57:30Ma che fai?
00:57:31Did my guard slip up?
00:57:34I?
00:57:35No
00:57:35Mi sono accorta
00:57:36Hai spalancato gli occhi!
00:57:37No, miss!
00:57:38I haven't seen anything
00:57:39E glielo giuro!
00:57:40I haven't seen anything
00:57:41E poi le mutandine
00:57:42Alleluia!
00:57:43Alleluia!
00:57:43Alleluia!
00:57:44Alleluia!
00:57:47Alleluia!
00:57:48Alleluia!
00:57:49Alleluia!
00:57:50Alleluia!
00:57:51Alleluia!
00:58:03Alleluia!
00:58:10Alleluia!
00:58:26Alleluia!
00:58:31Alleluia!
00:58:33Alleluia!
00:58:33Alleluia!
00:58:34Alleluia!
00:58:38Alleluia!
00:59:09Alleluia!
00:59:21Alleluia!
00:59:51Teacher
00:59:53Sorita Janet!
00:59:54She's not right for you!
00:59:56Oh no!
00:59:57Please!
00:59:58It's not my fault
00:59:59understands
00:59:59With that big forehead
01:00:00You have to understand it.
01:00:01I am
01:00:02It's me!
01:00:03Igor!
01:00:04Your best friend!
01:00:05Alleluia!
01:00:05Relief!
01:00:07Relief!
01:00:08Relief!
01:00:09Get me down from here
01:00:09I'm drowning!
01:00:10Get me down from here!
01:00:12Relief!
01:00:12Relief!
01:00:14Stupid monster!
01:00:15Alesino!
01:00:16No!
01:00:16No!
01:00:17Gapo!
01:00:17Intelligent!
01:00:17So, what's going on here?
01:00:19Professor, save me, I'm dying! I'm drowning!
01:00:22Please.
01:00:23Very good.
01:00:24Help me.
01:00:24Do you think it's beautiful?
01:00:26Skin me.
01:00:26Why do you want to hang Igor?
01:00:28Professor, what have you done to me?
01:00:29What harm has it done to you?
01:00:30Relief!
01:00:31Come on.
01:00:32Listen to me, son.
01:00:34We Frankensteins, on principle, hate violence, particularly me.
01:00:38And you too, my son, must understand.
01:00:41Please, the discussion will continue later.
01:00:43Excuse me a moment.
01:00:44No, you must understand that you deserve just punishment.
01:00:47I'm sorry, wait for me.
01:00:49I'm sorry, it's not my fault.
01:00:51It was the teacher who wanted to punish you.
01:00:54So don't look at me like that.
01:00:56I didn't tell the teacher that we had been arguing because you wanted to take advantage of my flats.
01:01:01I am not a snitch.
01:01:02Only when I feel like it.
01:01:03And that time I didn't feel like it, I assure you.
01:01:09No, no, you don't want to kill me, do you?
01:01:13No, don't continue.
01:01:14Listen, listen to me.
01:01:16There.
01:01:17No, listen, listen.
01:01:19We'll do one thing, you see.
01:01:21I'll pretend I didn't see you break the chains, okay?
01:01:23Does that sound good to you?
01:01:28But why are you looking at me with that expression?
01:01:30He thinks I'm not some nymphomaniac, like any of those annoying people in the castle.
01:01:37But standing up like that?
01:01:39What pleasure will you feel?
01:01:42Keep in mind that I am unharmed.
01:01:49Oh, I'm sorry I thought the wrong thing.
01:01:51What I wanted to do was straighten up, right?
01:01:57Don't worry about this.
01:01:59Sometimes things backfire, you know?
01:02:03I certainly feel a little strange, a little off-center.
01:02:08What are you going to do?
01:02:09No, no, enough.
01:02:10This feels good to me.
01:02:17I've become smoother and lighter.
01:02:20Let him see me.
01:02:21Handsome.
01:02:22But how handsome I am.
01:02:24Look, I'm happy.
01:02:27I'm still happy.
01:02:28I am happy.
01:02:29I'm still happy.
01:02:31I don't know how to thank you.
01:02:33My creature!
01:02:34You're great!
01:02:43I'm so happy!
01:02:47I'm so happy!
01:02:48Gapo yo!
01:03:01Beat it here!
01:03:03Happy!
01:03:03Professor, look, professor, you've taken away my hump.
01:03:06Do you see?
01:03:06I don't have it anymore.
01:03:07I look good, right?
01:03:09It's already been him.
01:03:10What a dirty trick.
01:03:12Now it really looks like this shape.
01:03:13The teacher says that without a hump I look terrible, that I look like a hunchback without a hump.
01:03:18Or do you think so?
01:03:19That's not true.
01:03:21You look good, but...
01:03:22What is that smells so bad?
01:03:24It is a bat-syndrome.
01:03:26I invented it so that you can rest easy.
01:03:29Thank you.
01:03:29But now I'm not afraid of bats anymore.
01:03:32Thank you.
01:03:35Have you seen how they drop like flies?
01:03:38That smells like the devil!
01:03:40Yes, it's a bit heavy.
01:03:42I added too much ammonia.
01:03:50Have you seen how they flee from the poison?
01:03:52Yes, yes.
01:03:54Well, I'm finished now.
01:03:56Have a good night, my Janet.
01:03:57Good evening, my Janet.
01:03:59Pea flower, how handsome over there.
01:04:06I'm sorry.
01:04:22Horrible!
01:04:26Mother!
01:04:27Oh my God!
01:04:33I am an optimistic girl
01:04:35But the truth is that the mishaps that occur in this castle
01:04:38They're starting to get a little excessive.
01:04:41I need to remember to write it down in my diary
01:04:43The bat-killing incident
01:04:48How strange my transatlantic love story with Frankie is
01:04:51A young woman from Texas
01:04:54As sensitive as me
01:04:56And as fragile as a figurine
01:04:58What crystal!
01:05:09You! You scared me half to death!
01:05:21Did you stroke me?
01:05:37Did you mean ears of corn?
01:05:40That's what it seemed to me, what you were saying.
01:05:45League
01:05:46Charioteer?
01:05:50So, nettle
01:05:53Well...
01:05:54Beam
01:05:55Crumb
01:05:56Belly
01:06:01Well, it's best if we go with the others.
01:06:04It smells so bad in here
01:06:06No, there isn't one, no
01:06:07There isn't one.
01:06:08No
01:06:10How do you think?
01:06:13Deep down, things are alright here
01:06:15Maybe I'd like some music
01:06:18Hey?
01:06:20Music
01:06:24Oh, Mom!
01:06:28Oh, Mom!
01:06:33Oh, Mom!
01:06:34Oh, Mom!
01:06:48Oh, Mom!
01:06:54Oh, Mom!
01:06:58Oh, Mom!
01:07:17Who knows that he's an excellent dancer?
01:07:20League.
01:07:21Riga, castiga, formiga.
01:07:40Riga, castiga, formiga.
01:08:07Who knows that he's an excellent dancer?
01:08:43Oh my God! What a strange feeling!
01:08:47Am I losing my mind?
01:08:49It's like a fainting spell.
01:08:52I'm completely stunned.
01:09:05Thank you!
01:09:07Thank you!
01:09:08Do you know that you are a true gentleman?
01:09:11League.
01:09:13As?
01:09:14You don't mean to say...
01:09:18You don't say those things to a lady.
01:09:22Okay, I forgive him.
01:09:24Maybe he doesn't even know what he means.
01:09:29League.
01:09:31Very well, he knows that, but that's no reason to be a pig.
01:09:33And don't make me shout.
01:09:35Oh.
01:09:37I can't understand it.
01:09:38With all the hormones I've injected into him, he starts engaging in platonic lovemaking.
01:09:43Stupid, deficient, inverse, the idiot!
01:09:47What do I do now?
01:09:49Just a moment, please!
01:09:50That's it!
01:09:52Come on!
01:09:53Come on!
01:09:53Just let go!
01:09:56Just let go!
01:09:57Just let go!
01:10:01Just let go!
01:10:01Leave it alone, good boy!
01:10:02Come in, come in, come in!
01:10:08Silence, for God's sake!
01:10:12Just a moment!
01:10:17Forward!
01:10:18Ah, it's you!
01:10:19I've come to warn you that the professor is looking for you and is going to come up.
01:10:24No, no, I'll go down.
01:10:29Come on?
01:10:30Very good.
01:10:37How odd!
01:10:38It sounded like the noise of a wardrobe breaking.
01:10:41Really?
01:10:41I didn't think so.
01:10:55Shit!
01:10:57I still haven't been able to digest the mortuary-style meatballs that Igor made for us.
01:11:01Too much seasoning.
01:11:02I love him to bits, but he definitely went overboard with the spices.
01:11:05The creature is very strange.
01:11:06He didn't eat a single bite all night and went to sleep right away.
01:11:09Alice, what has she given him to upset him so much?
01:11:12Nothing, professor.
01:11:13I've only given him a little advice.
01:11:15I saw him so frustrated, so dejected, so marginalized.
01:11:19Of course, poor thing, how could he not be?
01:11:21He lives in such an unnatural, sacrificial way.
01:11:23I'm going to change into my shirt, I've been tired.
01:11:25Good evening, my Janet.
01:11:27My darling, my divine one.
01:11:29Rest well, my love.
01:11:30I'm going for a walk in the garden.
01:11:35Alleluia!
01:11:36Can I come into your room later to give you a goodnight kiss?
01:11:42Well, yes.
01:11:43Wait for me, wake up.
01:11:44I'll be right up.
01:11:46Janet, besides being beautiful, is good.
01:11:48Very good.
01:11:49After all, he's become friends with my child.
01:11:51And he makes an effort to become familiar with it.
01:11:53I don't think he's making an effort anymore.
01:11:54Professor, you need to come down with us to finish the operation report.
01:11:57Are they coming down, you say?
01:11:58Because?
01:11:58And now?
01:11:59Is there no rush?
01:12:00Of course not.
01:12:01Furthermore, the report is a secret report, intended only for posterity.
01:12:04You just need to give me a few notes, I'll fill in the rest.
01:12:07Yes, he gives us a few notes and we fill in the rest ourselves.
01:12:15Oh, Frankie.
01:12:22Look at yourself, Janet.
01:12:24You are beautiful, young, and fiery.
01:12:29So, if your man insists...
01:12:42How strange, the strange panting of that strange beast still reaches my ears.
01:12:49Curious beast.
01:12:53Comic beast.
01:12:57Cute beast.
01:13:05Oh, my dear mother.
01:13:07Will my Frankie be delicate?
01:13:10He will be sweet, understanding, refined, gentle.
01:13:13He won't be in a hurry.
01:13:14I'm so afraid he'll hurt me.
01:13:19Is that you, Frankie?
01:13:22Why is it you, right, Frankie?
01:13:28Tell me your name, let me hear your voice.
01:13:32Let me hear it.
01:13:33Ready.
01:13:37Excuse me for not looking at you, but I'm scared.
01:13:42If you only knew how my heart is beating.
01:13:45You hear it, you hear it.
01:13:48Ready!
01:13:50And with this, no one can say that Professor Frankenstein is taking on all responsibility.
01:13:56All risks.
01:14:01Teacher.
01:14:02That?
01:14:03Professor, listen.
01:14:05What's up?
01:14:06Listen to that.
01:14:11It comes from the castle.
01:14:13I know it by the vibrations.
01:14:15And are they farts?
01:14:17Yes, professor.
01:14:18Either Mott has charmed him, or...
01:14:20Or what?
01:14:21It's Igor.
01:14:23Igor?
01:14:24Yeah.
01:14:24Sex hunchbacks are often extremely sensual and depraved.
01:14:30Professor, let's check it.
01:14:33Igor!
01:14:35Igor!
01:14:36Igor!
01:14:37Wake up, man.
01:14:39Who is it?
01:14:39Who is it?
01:14:40You're crazy?
01:14:40Excuse me, Igor.
01:14:41Get up, get up.
01:14:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:14:43I may be ugly, yes, but I'm not a monster.
01:14:46Besides, I'm not much to look at.
01:14:47Yeah, don't get your hopes up, Erickro.
01:14:49It didn't seem that way to me.
01:14:49You'd better shut up and listen.
01:14:57Ah, let him vent.
01:14:59Are you jealous?
01:15:00Ah, it's inside the castle.
01:15:02There are three possibilities.
01:15:04Three.
01:15:04Either Janet, or Alice, or...
01:15:07The teacher.
01:15:08The teacher?
01:15:09I wouldn't say no.
01:15:10Is it possible?
01:15:11Yes, teachers are often very sensual and depraved.
01:15:16Really?
01:15:17Let's check it out.
01:15:21I said I don't want to hear that noise.
01:15:23Even if he does whatever he wants.
01:15:25He's old enough now, isn't he?
01:15:26And sexually mature.
01:15:28I'm going to see Yaren.
01:15:29Let each one go to what is their responsibility.
01:15:30You do you.
01:15:32Come, come.
01:15:36Sweetheart, can I come in?
01:15:38Alleluia!
01:15:44Oh, come on!
01:15:59League.
01:16:03League.
01:16:05Damned!
01:16:06Damn him forever!
01:16:08Disgusting!
01:16:10Disgusting!
01:16:11What a blunder!
01:16:13What perversion!
01:16:15Frankie has been a tempest of the senses.
01:16:18Let me explain.
01:16:20Save yourself the details!
01:16:22I don't want explanations!
01:16:24It was just something superficial!
01:16:26Damned!
01:16:27Damn you too!
01:16:29It was just a physical thing!
01:16:32Be quiet!
01:16:33I don't want him!
01:16:34I only want you!
01:16:35What do you want?
01:16:43Dad!
01:16:49Don't get all worked up!
01:16:50The silly girl!
01:16:51I'm not confused.
01:16:53It's an ugly situation, even a little incestuous.
01:16:56And he doesn't kiss me because he's an immaculate monster.
01:16:59Did he call you a monster?
01:17:01This is a historic moment.
01:17:03It has never happened that a Frankenstein called one of his creatures a monster.
01:17:07None of his creatures had ever made a Frankenstein a cuckold.
01:17:09You're right.
01:17:10That's what I wanted to prove.
01:17:14Poor Alice!
01:17:15How can you see that he doesn't understand a thing about male psychology?
01:17:19You, you horrify me, do you understand?
01:17:22Never to you, never!
01:17:23Oh, Caesar!
01:17:24No!
01:17:24She's going to fire her!
01:17:26She's going to fire her!
01:17:27He's really hitting it big!
01:17:29I'm going to intervene!
01:17:31Go away!
01:17:31He insults her.
01:17:33He hits her and throws her out of here.
01:17:35I think it's a bit excessive.
01:17:36But it's only because she's an idiot, a fury, a bitch, a pig.
01:17:39To do?
01:17:41To intervene or not to intervene, Datis, is the question.
01:17:44Because it's not possible to throw a girl out on the street simply for sleeping with someone.
01:17:47the monster.
01:17:48Go away!
01:17:49Go away with my eternal curse!
01:17:56Out!
01:17:59Don't act like a child, man.
01:18:03Did you see, Alice?
01:18:04You don't understand a thing, man.
01:18:05I mean, not a single one of the men.
01:18:07The teacher expelled him, not her.
01:18:10But that's not fair.
01:18:12She is the one to blame.
01:18:14Poor thing, that thing has no brain.
01:18:15No, no, no, no.
01:18:16If it's about brains, it's a real cocktail.
01:18:19Do not fear, and I forgive you because you are pure and innocent.
01:18:28Dad!
01:18:29Be quiet!
01:18:31The show is over!
01:18:33The monstrous creature is leaving us forever!
01:18:38Out!
01:18:39This is no longer your home.
01:18:40Leave!
01:18:45My league!
01:18:46But you're not leaving.
01:18:47The moment you stick your nose out of here, the dogcatchers will get you.
01:18:51And the bad thing is that you don't even have a pedigree.
01:18:53Stay out of it!
01:18:57I will follow his destiny.
01:19:00Wait for me!
01:19:02Oh, I will love you!
01:19:04And I will make you very happy!
01:19:07Ah!
01:19:09You're happy, little creature!
01:19:12Oh, I knew it, I knew it!
01:19:16No!
01:19:16No!
01:19:18No!
01:19:18Oh!
01:19:21Oh!
01:19:22Oh!
01:19:23I didn't know!
01:19:24I didn't know!
01:19:25I knew I didn't understand anything.
01:19:28Oh!
01:19:30Dad!
01:19:34Dad!
01:19:41Dad!
01:19:55Dad!
01:20:02Tell me, is there anything I can do for you?
01:20:12Ladies and gentlemen, if I have agreed to hold this summit meeting it is because I am eminently democratic, but I decide
01:20:20I.
01:20:21And my answer is no.
01:20:23Any other questions?
01:20:25I don't want to be a harbinger of doom, but I, I think they'll catch him, torture him, make him talk, and
01:20:32Then, then they will kill him, they will dismantle him, and in the end they will arrest and kill you too, professor.
01:20:39If she had come with me, that wouldn't have happened.
01:20:41Alice is right, all those things will happen.
01:20:45The hatred of generations upon generations will be unleashed upon Frankenstein and his creature, but I know how to prevent it.
01:20:53Yes, yes.
01:20:56We will commit mass suicide, right here, right here.
01:21:00And when the police arrive, they will be faced with a truly amazing sight.
01:21:05Igor, his throat slit on the ground.
01:21:07The grit for this.
01:21:08Moth, decapitated.
01:21:10The claw.
01:21:12Alice, in a pool of blood.
01:21:15And Janet, Janet, struck down by a powerful poison.
01:21:20And I, I don't know, I'll decide at the last minute.
01:21:27Yes, yes, yes, yes, cry, cry as much as you want, because I will not retract my decisions.
01:21:37And you, why that funeral face?
01:21:39Since I have to die, I will present myself well.
01:21:41The truth is that I can't understand what you find in that thing, in that mockery of nature.
01:21:46Well, I'll say, Frankenstein, which has something exceptional, something about a human.
01:21:50Be quiet, Janet, I beg you to be quiet.
01:21:52She is right, she has some pain, some evil, that only a woman can understand.
01:22:00I owe him everything.
01:22:02I was actually interested.
01:22:05Only a former colonel can understand it.
01:22:12Listen, listen.
01:22:17It's him, it's him.
01:22:20He's alive and kicking.
01:22:22Don't let him lose.
01:22:23Alleluia!
01:22:25Alleluia!
01:22:26Professor, we can still get it back!
01:22:27Save him!
01:22:28Save him!
01:22:28Alleluia!
01:22:29Alleluia!
01:22:29Professor Echidio, to the table!
01:22:30Thank you!
01:22:31It's alive!
01:22:31It's just a little while, kid!
01:22:34It's been a long time, little creature!
01:22:36Igor, can I count on you?
01:22:39If it's to kill me, right?
01:22:40If you do what I tell you, I won't kill you.
01:22:42That's right.
01:22:43Then pick it up and bring it here.
01:22:45I forgive him.
01:22:46I want it, come out and come out.
01:22:52That's it, professor.
01:22:54Okay, Igor, that's enough.
01:22:55That's fine.
01:22:56So, have you understood perfectly?
01:22:58Yes, professor, I understand, but...
01:23:00But what?
01:23:01No, I say...
01:23:02Tell me, tell me.
01:23:03Which I think is a daring operation.
01:23:06Is that outrageous?
01:23:06Rather, of organs.
01:23:07I'm going to do a trastante.
01:23:08A vulgar and simple change of attributes.
01:23:10That is.
01:23:11Yes, yes, understood, but...
01:23:13But what?
01:23:14I think that as an operation...
01:23:15Yes, yes, tell me, tell me.
01:23:16...which is a bit risky.
01:23:17It's a bit risky, isn't it?
01:23:18The truth is, if I were in their shoes...
01:23:20You just have to obey, Igor.
01:23:23Poor me.
01:23:24I'll do the operation myself.
01:23:26I transplant.
01:23:27Splice.
01:23:28Castro.
01:23:28I do it all myself.
01:23:30You just have to be accurate.
01:23:31Switching to the instrumental at the right moment, without getting the timing wrong.
01:23:34A timing error can be fatal.
01:23:36Go ahead, the operation begins.
01:23:38Unbutton it.
01:23:39I'll give myself the injection.
01:23:46Pisturí.
01:23:50Thank you.
01:23:57Campol.
01:24:01Scissors.
01:24:02Fast.
01:24:03Which do you prefer?
01:24:04The little ones.
01:24:05Thank you.
01:24:10Ah!
01:24:11Campol.
01:24:13Thanks, Pong.
01:24:15Close.
01:24:16Close.
01:24:24Double field.
01:24:25Please.
01:24:26And for me.
01:24:28Bring me a liter of blood, please.
01:24:30And thank you, Igor.
01:24:31Immediately.
01:24:40That's it, professor.
01:24:42Huh?
01:24:43But.
01:24:44But.
01:24:45Teacher.
01:24:46Teacher.
01:24:47Something's not right here.
01:24:49Get out and work fast.
01:24:50But, professor, look here.
01:24:54He doesn't notice anything.
01:24:55Are.
01:24:56Look.
01:24:59Oh no!
01:25:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:25:02Oh no, no, no, no, no!
01:25:09What a terrible genital rupture!
01:25:22How's yours doing, dear?
01:25:28I'm doing well, Frankie.
01:25:31Better than yours, I'd say.
01:25:34Oh, no.
01:25:35That's not true.
01:25:37Yours might be more eye-catching.
01:25:39But mine is more subtle.
01:25:51What's up, Frankie?
01:25:53Oh, yes.
01:25:55But.
01:25:56But what?
01:25:58I'm worried about Igor.
01:26:00He looks tired.
01:26:03Tired.
01:26:06Ah, yes.
01:26:07You're right.
01:26:08I have to admit it.
01:26:10It's happening.
01:26:12Ah.
01:26:13He abuses.
01:26:33It's clear that if they don't play with that thing, they don't have fun.
01:26:37It is not to them that the poor can vent their frustrations.
01:26:40They are young.
01:26:59Poor Igor is always obsessed with that thing.
01:27:08It's true.
01:27:13He always has that thing on his mind.
01:27:17He goes crazy for that thing.
01:27:22There are some pastries that you prefer, my dear.
01:27:26No.
01:27:27There are pastries.
01:27:27It is necessary to note that the benedette ragazze do not fanno other than dargliela, that thing
01:27:34the.
01:27:40Ma come si chiama quella algo la?
01:27:45Yes, the thing.
01:27:50Help me.
01:27:54Non mi viene la parola.
01:27:58Eppure, ce l'ho sulla tip della lingua.
01:28:23Hallelujah, hallelujah!
01:29:10Hallelujah, hallelujah!
01:29:25Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah!
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