00:03So, you are a dog. I am the Batman.
00:09I'm not really great with animals.
00:11Yeah, I'm not really great with people. Probably because of my traumatic puppyhood.
00:15As a child, my family was taken from me.
00:18As a puppy, I was taken from my family.
00:20So I steeled myself.
00:22My emotions always in check.
00:24No one ever getting past my impenetrable defenses.
00:30Ah, what the heck?
00:32That can't be sanitary.
00:36Every day, me and Suits hang out.
00:40You literally worship the ground that dude walks on.
00:43Technically, he flies.
00:45Batman works alone. Except for Robin.
00:48And Alfred. Commissioner Gordon.
00:50My IT crew. Whoever Morgan Freeman played.
00:53What do I have here?
00:54Squeezy Bruce!
00:56Squeezy what?
00:59That better be a licensed toy or I will freak out.
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