00:00Ante Hilda's dying. Cancer.
00:02And I don't really care.
00:03Mom, she's your sister.
00:04I know, but you know what a bitch she is.
00:09Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:10Ante Hilda is never going to write us into her will.
00:12She doesn't even like us.
00:13She doesn't like anybody.
00:14In case you haven't noticed, our business is going down the tubes
00:17and our lives are falling apart.
00:19Let's go get rich from that dying old bitch.
00:22Ante Hilda?
00:23Oi!
00:24We heard you weren't well.
00:26How do you think this side of you two is going to cheer me up?
00:28Are you dim?
00:31Oh!
00:31Cousin Beatrice is here from New York, huh?
00:34And she thinks that the sun shines out of my ass.
00:37We know why you're here.
00:38Do you think we look like idiots?
00:40Do you really want me to answer that question?
00:43Hey, cousins!
00:44What's up?
00:45No!
00:46I wouldn't lose touch with Ante Hilda.
00:47I'm not a complete idiot.
00:49Macy.
00:50Mercy.
00:51You are looking ready, ready fine.
00:53So Richard, call me Dick.
00:54I like Dick now.
00:55Dick.
00:56Oh, you like Dick now?
00:57I prefer Dick.
00:58You seem to have caught the sun today, Hilda.
01:00You've got a little bit of a glow.
01:01It's jaundice.
01:04It looks good on you.
01:06We need to keep an eye on Beatrice and Dick.
01:09They're trying to take our money.
01:10I was just out buying flowers for my favorite aunt.
01:14Oh, thank you.
01:16Yeah, I'm ready to go up to bed.
01:18Can't tell the Macy and I can take one of them.
01:20I thought I'd make you a photo album.
01:22I had such a crush on Bill Dunther.
01:25I'll probably never feel a man inside me again.
01:28If I wasn't your nephew, I'd be only too happy to be inside you.
01:31If we get her laid by her high school crush, we have a shot.
01:35Have you ever thought about sex with an older woman?
01:38Ow!
01:40I'm not going to do it.
01:42You are so selfish.
01:53Richard.
01:55Just have fun with it.
01:58I have completely lost sight of what we're doing here.
02:03Ow!
02:06What the hell is wrong with you people?
02:09We have always had a thing, you and me.
02:11Our thing being that we're in the same family.
02:13We're just cousins.
02:14Cousins are fair game.
02:16Maybe even have some kids.
02:18Not naturally, you know, in case they came out weird.
02:20Cousins are fair game.
02:23Cousins are fair game.
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