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01:29Oh, I hope they find it. I really wanted this Christmas to be perfect.
01:34Sorry, Ted. We looked everywhere.
01:36Yes, I searched every inch of the Royal Opera House.
01:38It weren't in Ted's car.
01:40But I don't have a car, Jamie.
01:42Then it wasn't in the person's car whose window I just smashed with a rock.
01:46People, we don't need to find Ted's moustache. We need to catch it.
01:51I built the trap and baited it with the moustache's favourite things.
01:54Crumbs, a small comb and a tiny bit of pomard.
01:58Nate, that's a kill trap.
02:00You're damned right it is. That thing escaped from Ted's face.
02:03Who knows what it wants next?
02:04Wait! Before we kill anything, let me try something.
02:10Oh, a little more up there.
02:12And a little just there.
02:15And presto!
02:16Oh, I love it.
02:18I don't know, guys. It's not really me, you know.
02:20Looks more like Clark Gable.
02:21Or John Waters.
02:22Allow me.
02:25Why do you have a disguise kit?
02:27Why don't you?
02:31That's amazing.
02:32What's just like him?
02:32I think you look fantastic.
02:34Agree to agree, but the whole point is for Henry to recognise me.
02:37Right. Forgot the objective.
02:39Yeah, loser!
02:40Oi. You need a tash. Here.
02:45Whoa! I look like Detroit Tigers superfan Magnum P.I.
02:49But even though this feels like I'm kissing your forehead, it ain't me, Roy.
02:53Oh, babe. I'm gonna miss your eyebrows.
02:56Hang on.
02:58Oh, you're so hairy.
03:01Disgusting.
03:02Hey, it's no use.
03:03For the first time in history, Tom Selleck has ruined Christmas.
03:06I'll see y'all tomorrow.
03:08Where will he go? What will he do?
03:10Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
03:13Wow.
03:14Wow.
03:14Is that Clark Gable?
03:15That is just right.
03:16Oh, thank you.
03:17Obviously, I do care.
03:18It's just the moustache talking.
03:25Cheers, old head.
03:26Hey, guys.
03:27Sorry I was being such a straight, white, cisgender male version of the Grinch earlier.
03:31Which I guess is just Ebeneezer Scrooge.
03:33Oh, don't worry about that.
03:36But I realize not having my moustache, it ain't the end of the world.
03:39Because it's not about making Christmas perfect for the people you love.
03:42It's the people you love that make Christmas perfect.
03:45That is amazing.
03:46I can't believe my eyes.
03:47Uh-oh.
03:47What's wrong now?
03:48Your moustache is back.
03:50Hot dog eggnog.
03:52Uh-oh.
03:52That's Henry.
03:53I'll see y'all later.
03:54Good luck, Dad.
03:55Bye.
03:55That's a sexy Christmas.
03:56Merry Christmas, Dad.
03:58You look great.
03:59Thanks, buddy.
04:00I actually just shaved.
04:01You know what?
04:02One second, big guy.
04:03Hey, everyone.
04:04Have a perfect Christmas.
04:05I mean, an imperfect Christmas.
04:08Because it's the imperfections that make it...
04:10Well, I mean, you get it.
04:11You saw what we're going for, right?
04:13Uh-oh.
04:14Is it snowing in my apartment?
04:16Oh, that's weird.
04:17Oh, that's weird.
