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Terry finally ends The Joker
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00:00Detox boss man.
00:01We're here to talk business.
00:03We'll be f***ing sick.
00:05Wolf gets seasick easy.
00:10Ew.
00:10Our business is concluded.
00:13Oh really, you think?
00:19You got the equipment you wanted?
00:21I gave you the security code so you could ransack the lab.
00:25Well, the bunglers tried to kill Wayne.
00:26Word is Wayne's terminal anyhow.
00:31That means you get to stay top dog.
00:34And everyone's happy.
00:36So why are you here?
00:37The big guy who originally...
00:39...sup.
00:48Let me go.
00:50Got him.
00:52I'm sorry.
00:54Pronto kiddies.
01:04I'm leaving until I get answers.
01:10I agree.
01:13No, you idiot.
01:15Not now.
01:15Not now.
01:26Looks like they're bailing for good reason.
01:34Getting away.
01:35What?
01:38Yeah, and I think they've got a good reason.
01:42Exactly.
01:57Look at that.
02:00I never had that back in his day.
02:02I never had that back in his day.
02:30We saw the explosion.
02:34You can ask Mr. Price about that.
02:38He?
02:39It had nothing to do with it.
02:40That right?
02:41Sure.
02:43I gave you the security code so you could ransack the lab.
02:47Bunklers tried to kill Wayne.
02:49I want my lawyer.
02:50I think the commissioner would like to hear this too.
02:53Night.
03:09Yes, sir.
03:14I'm spent.
03:15Every lead I had has gone face down and the Joker's still out there.
03:19What have you got?
03:24Ah, no puff.
03:26Ah, no puff.
03:28If I was the bad man I was supposed to-
03:37Would have punched exactly the right data into the computer or remembered that one little clue that I ever looked
03:43at.
03:44It's Rick.
03:46Barely that simple.
03:48Hmm.
03:48Bruce.
03:49That simple.
03:50He's feeling better.
03:52Feeling?
03:52Lousy.
03:56So he's back to you.
03:57Gordon told me what happened to Tim Drake.
03:59Drake.
04:00That's why I didn't want you going up against the Joker.
04:03Imposter or not.
04:05Nothing against your old partners but I'm a completely different Batman.
04:08I was never a rock.
04:14Why is the suit damage?
04:16Got less love-
04:19Costume than the Joker.
04:22I think somehow-
04:25That's crazy.
04:26So-
04:27Was Drake.
04:28Once.
04:29Fuck.
04:30He-
04:32Out of everything we know the Joker's stolen.
04:38Now let's-
04:39Combine those into something that would be used by a communications expert.
04:42Someone of Tim Drake's caliber.
04:46Hm.
04:49Satellite jamming system.
04:50Whoever uses this can access-
04:56Satellite defense systems are-
04:58Better than it will.
04:59S-
04:59That's-
05:00That's very smart, Terry.
05:10But the Joker's are on your company-
05:16The slag price.
05:21Splinters.
05:30I hate to say it but-
05:31I think your little Robin's turned into a bit-
05:34Grow.
05:36He's gotta be the brains behind the-
05:38Joker.
05:39It's harsh.
05:47But who else is-
05:50Take-
05:51The car and check it out.
05:53I'll-
05:54You from here.
06:04Not there yet.
06:07There's something else I wanna take with me.
06:13Ace.
06:18Drake.
06:19I know you're the connection to the Joker.
06:21I know you're the connection to the Joker.
06:27Don't pretend you didn't hear me.
06:32Are you serious?
06:37Yeah, you got me.
06:53You-
06:54Guessed it, Batfake!
06:56The disgruntled Mr. Drake-
06:58Deed in mind, Lloyd.
07:01It took him a few years, but he finally-
07:03Figured out who ran the-
07:07You winning team.
07:08But you've never-
07:09This is one of Uncle Sam-
07:12Orbiting the-
07:13Defense satellites.
07:14Finding all-
07:16All of sundry that this-
07:18Is-
07:19Joker territory.
07:20You're welcome to try and stop us but-
07:22Heh heh.
07:23I'm not-
07:35You'll be in charge of the fuck.
07:42Dodge those.
08:02It's tough.
08:14Computer, search for the name Jolly Jack.
08:21Abandoned Candid Factory.
08:23Just as style.
08:25Wait, I think...
08:27Something.
08:28Gop.
08:29Transmission until Gordon Hepperman.
08:36Address.
08:38I'm gonna...
08:39I'm gonna...
08:40The nasty tablet.
08:44Ratting me up.
08:47Before I have my f...
08:49Fun...
08:50Papa's...
08:52Thank.
09:01Oh!
09:08Yeah, I know!
09:11Hmph!
09:18Okay.
09:24Uh-oh!
09:28Uh-oh!
09:29Uh-oh!
09:29Uh-oh!
09:31Uh-oh!
10:01Uh-oh!
10:04Ha ha ha ha!
10:05Ooh!
10:06Alright let us enter.
10:10Just a gun!
10:13Huh!
10:13Catch a lady!
10:17Kiddo!
10:25It stopped!
10:28I'm going after him
10:35Yeah, they're playing a theme.
10:47Dodge it?
10:50You didn't dodge.
10:52Check.
11:06Ace?
11:14How's a wolf scared of a dog?
11:41It's him!
11:51It's him!
12:06You getting this way?
12:08I see it.
12:10You keep your eyes open for the Joker.
12:18Get up, Drake!
12:20Be tuned, get up.
12:22What?
12:23Who is it?
12:25Where's Joker?
12:26Joker?
12:27Drop the act.
12:28I know you're working with him.
12:30No, Joker's gone.
12:32I don't know...
12:33Really.
12:35The suit sensors aren't picking up any pulse fluctuations.
12:38He's telling me...
12:39I don't do this anymore.
12:41I have a heroin family.
12:43I gave this up years ago.
12:45Kid stuff, that's all it was.
12:47He may...
12:48Telling the truth.
12:49Still whacked.
12:50Fun and games.
12:52Boy Wonder playing the hero.
12:54Fighting the bad guys and...
12:55One ever gets.
12:57Oh, God.
13:01Killed him.
13:03I didn't mean to.
13:05I tried so hard to forget.
13:07But I still hear the sh...
13:08Shot.
13:10Still see his dead smile.
13:12Every night the dream is stronger.
13:15He's there when I sleep.
13:16Whispering.
13:17Laughing.
13:18Telling me I'm just as bad as he is.
13:19We're both the same.
13:21I'm calling an ambulance.
13:22No.
13:23I'm alright.
13:24Forgive me, Terry.
13:25Old nasty memories twisting inside me like bad oysters.
13:29Nothing really.
13:30I'm perfectly fine now.
13:32How do you know my name?
13:34There's nothing about you I don't know.
13:36Bad fake.
13:38You lose.
13:39I need to lose.
13:40I need to lose.
13:43Terry.
13:48Have a time out.
13:49Time out kid.
13:52Can't let you spoil a party.
13:54Can't let you spoil a party too soon.
13:57And Brew!
13:58Look, I'm sure you're monkey boy, in some way.
14:05That's just peachy.
14:07Because I want you to see every minute of this.
14:11It's a...
14:18Calm down.
14:19Calm down before you kill him.
14:24My God.
14:25Are you serious?
14:29I never get tired of that.
14:32I'm already tired of it.
14:34You're the Joker?
14:36That flabby elf doesn't even realize I'm using him as a timeshare.
14:41Beneath this puckish exterior lies the mind of a genius years ahead of my time.
14:46In the weeks young Robin was under my tool,
14:49I used him as the subject of my greatest experiment.
14:55Utilizing cutting-edge genetics.
15:02I was on my feet.
15:05I had to try and make my first.
15:12It is all but a little more beautiful.
15:14You're the other and you're the mother.
15:19I don't know why.
15:20You're the other.
15:21You're the other and you're the other.
15:22It was me, it's been a sleepin' all comfy and cozy inside him fake subconscious.
15:32At first, I had to limit the time I spent in that great body.
15:36He's not aware of what I do, chalking up any lingering memories to bad dreams.
15:41If his family misses him, I think he call wifey and tell her,
15:44I'm working late honey.
15:46The change is comin' now.
15:49Soon I'll be strict enough to live in his...
15:54Leave me alone.
15:57Mr. J's on the rebound, baby!
16:00My comeback party's gonna set the whole town on!
16:12Noobs!
16:14We're not doing this.
16:21We're not doing this.
16:23So...
16:25Zero.
16:26Gotham General.
16:27Where...
16:28Dear little Dana is recuperating.
16:30Or here, in the happy garden of Mrs. Mary McGuinness.
16:35He has his family's location?
16:36I always think it had a reference to a hero's mission.
16:39He has that, that.
16:43The final element of truth.
16:46Tragedy in his background.
16:48His dad's already dead, you idiot.
16:52His dad was her.
16:53That's not enough tragedy?
16:55Okay.
16:56You did.
16:57Ah!
16:59But the one and only kick off point must be stately Wayne Manor.
17:04Gone in a flash!
17:05before Brucey can hobble to say E-Mountain Rescue.
17:10Don't worry, though.
17:14I'll be hitting those other spots soon enough.
17:18Adios, Brucey.
17:19I guess I should shoot you as a worthy adversary.
17:23But the truth is, I really did hate your guts.
17:30What about it, kid?
17:32Any last words for the old bat fart?
17:35Yeah, sick of him.
17:43Ace, here.
17:47Atta boy.
17:59End of the line, Suki.
18:03Yeah, let's see how cold he is without that ring.
18:06Let's see how cold he is.
18:09He's not that cold.
18:14Oh, good.
18:16The beam's headed here.
18:18Now I'll have to start all over again.
18:20Thanks for wrecking everything, kid.
18:22See you around.
18:24Hold it.
18:24I'm going to prison.
18:26Oh, what?
18:27Junior, game's over.
18:29I'm taking you in.
18:30Right.
18:36When did you do like this?
18:38You're out of your league, McGuinness.
18:40I know.
18:41The original Batman and Robin knew at their peak.
18:45Maybe.
18:46But you don't know a thing about me.
18:48You!
18:53You!
18:54Oh, you're a punk!
18:55A rank amateur!
18:57A darn boy taking orders from a senile old man.
19:02Still, if it's a woman, you're a wanton!
19:06That's right.
19:07Better to run and...
19:16That's about your speed.
19:20Let's dance, bozo.
19:28Must come to blows.
19:41Joker's vain and likes to talk.
19:42He'll try to distract you, but don't listen.
19:44Lock it out and power on through.
19:46Wait.
19:47I like to talk, too.
19:51What are you doing?
19:52Fighting dirty.
19:54The real Batman would never...
19:56Told you you didn't know me.
20:01Funny guy.
20:02I can't say the same for you.
20:10Brat.
20:11Who do you think you're talking to?
20:13Not a comedian, I'll tell you that.
20:16Shut your mouth!
20:21The real Batman never talked to you much.
20:24Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy.
20:27Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out.
20:29What?
20:38Laugh out, you old man.
20:48You would know a good joke if they bit him in a cake.
20:51Not that you ever had a good joke.
20:53Shut up.
20:54Shut up!
20:55I mean jolly buzzers, squirting flowers, lame!
20:58Where's the amateur?
21:00Make a face!
21:01Stop your pants!
21:02Something!
21:10I think you're kind of pathetic.
21:15Stop that!
21:19So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached, then decided to become a super villain.
21:24What?
21:24You couldn't get work as a rodeo clown?
21:30Don't you dare with me!
21:38You never always wanted to make Batman laugh!
21:40You are not Batman!
21:44And you messed up.
21:57How many of these does he have?
22:22Come on, McInnis!
22:28Oh, it's gonna go in the park!
22:31AAH!
22:33I can't hear you!
22:37Ha!
22:38Ha!
22:40Ha!
22:43You kick side!
22:47You're finished!
23:08Easy!
23:09I've got you!
23:19Way ahead of him, Mike!
23:20I'm going to get out of here.
24:11Pending your trial oh joy
24:18You rotten little I struggle to make a good home for you and this is the thanks I get
24:26Break your grandmother's heart I hope they brother fuck it
24:29Oh shut up Arlie
24:37You were just alone for the ride
24:41Mr. Drake
24:42Tim this is Terry McGinnis
24:44We met the other night we did oh I owe you big time forget it
24:58Anyone better to put on the mask coming from you that means everything
25:04Sometimes the important things go unsaid if there's one thing I've learned you've got to appreciate the
25:14People in your life while you have the chance not every person that yeah no matter how much
25:29What are you doing here it's where I've been thinking about something you once told and you were wrong
25:49It's not Batman that makes you worthwhile
25:57Are you serious my area of malfunctioning
26:00Never tell yourself
26:01Never tell yourself
26:02Never tell yourself
26:05It's the other way around
26:12Yes sir
26:15Yes sir
26:17Yes sir
26:20Yes sir
26:34Yes sir
26:40Yes sir
26:42Yes sir
26:43Yes sir
26:45Yes sir
26:54Let's go.
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