00:01All right, boys! Lock and load!
00:03So what are we dealing with here? Gun runners? Gun dealers?
00:08It's two women who are counterfeiting coupons!
00:14This feels like a lot. You don't think we're coming in a little hot here, boss?
00:19Total is $138.55.
00:21Is it?
00:21It's like a thousand coupons.
00:26Your trophy.
00:28Yo, yo, yo! It's time to save with Jojo.
00:32Is it hot in here or is it just me?
00:35It's you.
00:36Mom!
00:38We have a mountain, Odette.
00:40Is this the best we're ever gonna do?
00:42How come I'm so broke?
00:43The system has set us up to fail.
00:46You know who gets rewarded?
00:48People who don't follow the rules.
00:50It's time we start bending them a little.
00:52Where did you get these?
00:55When you send these companies a complaint, they send you a coupon for free stuff.
00:58All of these free coupons come from one factory.
01:00It's like Robin Hood.
01:02We gotta steal these coupons and sell them to families who really need them.
01:06That's money in the bank.
01:09Hey!
01:10Dirty!
01:11What?
01:11Baby, I got your money.
01:13Don't you worry.
01:15I said no!
01:16Dirty!
01:16I am the loss prevention officer.
01:19Thousands of these coupons are getting mailed out all over the country.
01:22We need boots on the ground ASAP.
01:24Oh, baby.
01:26Simon Kilmer, a U.S. postal inspector.
01:28They said that they were sent in the FBI.
01:30What do you do?
01:30You carry mail around or something?
01:32That would be a mailman.
01:33They carry the mail.
01:34I carry a gun.
01:36We are investigating a counterfeit coupon ring.
01:40Costing companies tens of millions of dollars.
01:43We need someone who's had experience with this sort of thing.
01:46We gotta spread this shit out.
01:47I'm talking bank accounts, credit cards, mustache house, and aliases.
01:51Could you say it all again and, like, much slower?
01:54And do you have, like, a pad just to write it down?
01:56No, no, get out.
01:57Okay, we don't wing it, but we got it.
02:00You gotta let me in on this thing.
02:02Who's the girl, Earl?
02:03I think it's pretty clear that Earl doesn't know.
02:05Call a sketch artist!
02:07Call a sketch artist?
02:08How good do you think she is?
02:09Kaiser Soze?
02:14We're queen, man, man.
02:17Coupons aren't about what you buy.
02:19It's about the feeling you get.
02:21They call it the coupon high.
02:23Supposedly it's better than intimacy with another person.
02:26That's what I've been told.
02:27Sorry, have you not used a coupon or have you not had sex?
02:32What happened?
02:37The website is way too easy to trace back to you.
02:40Is there anything else I should know about?
02:42I don't think so.
02:43Well...
02:44Yo, yo, yo!
02:45It's time to save with JoJo.
02:47I mean, how could they trace it back to your face?
02:51Yeah, my face is right on it.
02:52Chicka-chicka-ba, chicka-chicka-ba.
02:54Oh!
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