00:00We are here today to mourn the passing of my grandfather's meat body.
00:07Scientology.
00:10Hello ex-wife.
00:11Hello ex-husband.
00:13What's up?
00:13I think we might be planning a wedding.
00:19As hard as it was to lose my friend, it's been even harder to manage his affairs.
00:24Oh no, he didn't.
00:25Yeah, he made me executor of his estate.
00:2710 million.
00:28Wait, how come the money didn't go to me directly?
00:31This is where it gets a little tricky.
00:34Do you not trust Martin?
00:35If you contest the estate, all the money goes to charity.
00:39Fucking father.
00:40I know you're in there.
00:41Sandy, open the door.
00:4210 million dollars, five if you tell me.
00:44I brought a lawyer.
00:46So I should have a secret from my husband.
00:48Sandy, I have no idea what's going on.
00:53Hi Sandy.
00:54I'm about to start casting on a film and I'm looking for a new face that's kind of an old
00:58face.
01:01You fall in love with a man whose best days are behind you.
01:05Boy, oh, oh, oh, oh, see, there's the hook egg.
01:08Nothing sexier than an old guy can't get out of his own car.
01:13Just because you've succeeded at something doesn't mean you can teach it.
01:17So you think someone who has failed at something should teach it?
01:21As excited as I am, I am scared to death.
01:25Why?
01:26Well, it's a distinct possibility that I might suck.
01:30Sandy, I never thought much of you as a human being, but I never doubted you as an actor.
01:36All right, let's get to work.
01:42I'm sorry, Dad, but Martin is more important to me than money.
01:45He won't be if he give a little time.
01:50Hey, can I tell you a secret?
01:51When I was a kid, I didn't dream about being an acting coach.
01:55I dreamed to be an actor.
02:04How come you never remarried?
02:06Well, Sandy, sweethearts, I never fell out of love with you.
02:13Really?
02:15No, I'm fucking with you.
02:19Here's a fucking with me.
02:21Here's a fucking with you.
02:35Here's a fucking bitch.
