00:00Girls are tied to beds for two reasons.
00:04Sex
00:06And exorcisms.
00:08So, which was it with you?
00:13What do you use for peters?
00:15Ground-up paracetamol.
00:16Nice!
00:17What do you say your name was again?
00:19Chicken sandwich.
00:20That's a beautiful name.
00:23We are going deep tonight.
00:27You're my team!
00:30They're going to build a statue of us.
00:32Immortalised in marble.
00:34This is the bit where I puke.
00:37The golden years.
00:41So, what do you do?
00:43I'm a writer.
00:45I'm trying to nail the work-life balance.
00:50Sooner or later the party has to end.
00:52Why?
00:54Kylo, this is Jim.
00:56Make way.
00:57My friend's lover is the man of the hour.
00:59Does he play the piano like he's making love to a beautiful woman?
01:02You know, none of this changes our friendship.
01:07He thinks we're savages.
01:08We are savages.
01:11Will you be my matron of honor?
01:13I'll be your matron of dishonor.
01:16Would you like some fizz while you're looking?
01:18It's complimentary.
01:22Bonjour.
01:23How could you resist?
01:27This is the kind of drink that'll dress as you.
01:36I'm breastfeeding!
01:40What's an animal's primary need?
01:43Food.
01:44Sex.
01:46Safety.
01:50Was any of it real?
01:54All of it.
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