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00:01Jupiter, you there?
00:03The game already started. Where are you?
00:09Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:13Who the hell is Jupiter?
00:15We need you! Come on, bro!
00:17We're getting fucked over here.
00:21Don't you fucking dare!
00:28Fuck you, TJ!
00:30Hey guys, you still on?
00:31We're here. Let me guess, you were hooking up?
00:33Again? You said you'd be on.
00:35Don't let Shane meet Mars.
00:37You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:39Leave him alone.
00:40At least he shows up to play.
00:42Mars gets it.
00:43He'd drop us for a girl, too.
00:45For sure.
00:46You know me.
00:48Just a guy's guy fighting girls off, left and right.
00:56Come on, you guys ready?
00:58Yeah, start it.
01:24It's the first day of school and you're already trying to get your body count up?
01:28No, that's not a...
01:29leave the poor girl alone she's clearly not into it just because you were born first doesn't mean
01:35you can act like mom oh my god i am so sorry about him he does not know how to
01:46turn the fuck
01:46boy thing off you're charlotte right tracy oh my god my best friend you look so good
01:56why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man leave her alone sadie you're my
02:03brother's groupie not his girlfriend don't worry after football season is over then he's gonna put
02:10a label on it i'll see you at practice we'll try so hard not to drop you aren't you two
02:19friends
02:19we were friends until i found out that she was just using me to get to my brother
02:25how about i tell you all about it after school you want to come over to my place
02:30please please i clearly need to broaden my social horizons
02:38okay really yes
02:46hello
02:50tracy
02:52upstairs
03:13gory is that you
03:17oh shit
03:21you okay
03:29two tackles in one day should join the football team
03:33i'm so sorry
03:34i'm not
03:35well
03:37apart from getting you all sweaty
03:41you know if you didn't spend so much time looking at your feet
03:45wouldn't run into people as often
03:48right
03:49sorry
03:50it's okay
03:52i need to apologize
03:55i just want to see your face
03:58not so bad right
04:03what the fuck is going on
04:08calm down
04:10i'm doing saying hi
04:12okay great
04:13now say bye
04:17bye
04:20tj
04:26hey
04:27hey
04:27hey
04:27hey
04:27hey
04:27hey
04:31so uh
04:32you ladies doing anything later tonight or
04:38yeah okay bet yeah
04:39catch you later
04:40better look next time
04:41Man, fuck you.
04:44Dog, I got news.
04:46Huge news.
04:47We got another strike from above tournament.
04:50Holy shit, dude.
04:51Dude, that's huge.
04:53Right?
04:53Our first pro league.
04:55I mean, the sponsor's gonna be knocking down our doors, and it's in person, so...
04:59Finally get to meet Mars, man.
05:02I mean, you really think he's gonna come out of hiding for this?
05:04Yeah, of course he will.
05:05We've been best friends with the guy for years.
05:07You more than me.
05:09And how many times has he come up with some bullshit excuse?
05:12Dude, this time's different, alright?
05:13We'll just...
05:14We'll tell him about the tournament.
05:15He'll be psyched.
05:16Let's just give him a chance.
05:17I don't want to fuck up the friendship.
05:18Didn't fuck things up when you and I met each other.
05:21And Mars knows that.
05:25Alright, whatever the fuck.
05:27We'll do it your way.
05:28But the guy's your best friend.
05:30You text him about it.
05:33Alright.
05:34I'll text him.
05:38Uh, just so you know, what you saw with TJ wasn't anything.
05:42No, I know.
05:44My brother is a dipshit.
05:47A smart girl like he was, like, so out of his league.
05:50That's not true.
05:53But thanks.
05:55And then thanks for inviting me over.
05:58And I'll do this a lot.
06:00What?
06:01Girl time?
06:03Friend time.
06:19You okay?
06:21Yeah, yeah.
06:22I'm...
06:23No, but...
06:25I...
06:26I...
06:28Okay.
06:31So, there's this guy that I've been talking to forever.
06:37And...
06:38Well, we've never met a person.
06:40But he wants to.
06:42Tomorrow.
06:43Oh my god, what?
06:46Is he home?
06:47I don't know what he looks like.
06:49We met online, so I don't know who he is.
06:52I don't even know his real name.
06:54Okay.
06:55Well, you obviously have a crush on this mystery man.
07:00So you should say yes.
07:02Oh my god, girl, why not?
07:05It...
07:06Seriously.
07:07Because he thinks I'm a boy.
07:16I have simply too many questions.
07:21But first things first.
07:25We need to get you ready for this meet cue.
07:32First option.
07:34Go on.
07:35I kind of like this one.
07:37No, absolutely not.
07:41No.
07:42Absolutely not.
07:44Mm-hmm.
07:45Yes!
07:45No.
07:46Trust me.
07:46See the vision.
07:48You look incredible.
07:52Very revealing.
08:01No.
08:02No.
08:17You look beautiful.
08:19You look beautiful.
08:21You look beautiful.
08:42You look beautiful.
08:43No.
08:46I don't think I can do this.
08:48To hell with Sadie.
08:50Of course you can.
08:51Now go get your mystery man.
09:14TJ?
09:18Hey.
09:21Charlotte.
09:22What are you doing here?
09:24Is Tracy with you?
09:25Yeah.
09:26Yeah, Tracy sent me to tell you that we're going to be studying at your house after school.
09:33Okay.
09:34Yeah, so that's the message.
09:38I'm just going to go.
09:43Hey, wait.
09:46You, uh, dropped your phone.
09:49By the way, you, uh...
09:51Sorry I'm late.
09:52Did he show?
09:53Did who show?
09:54Mars.
10:01Sorry, guys.
10:02Went home sick.
10:03Man, I knew he would bail on us again.
10:20Okay.
10:21Spill.
10:22How was your day with the mystery man?
10:25Um, it didn't really happen.
10:30What?
10:34Stop eavesdropping, perv.
10:36I can't believe Mars bailed on us.
10:38I told you.
10:40He's never going to show.
10:42Yo, we should just register for the tournament as a duo.
10:44We're not a duo.
10:45Corey, we're a team.
10:47He would have showed up if you knew it was at stake.
10:54What are you doing?
10:55I'm just going to tell him about the tournament.
10:57If he doesn't want to meet up then,
11:01we'll go from there.
11:36Hey, can I, um...
11:38Can I borrow you for a sec?
11:48I know it's you.
11:51Mars.
11:57Yeah.
11:58I have an extra phone charger.
12:01It's inside.
12:10I have so many questions,
12:12starting with what the fuck,
12:14followed by...
12:15You're a girl?
12:16And since when do pretty girls catfish people?
12:19You think I'm pretty?
12:20I have eyes.
12:22Okay, even if you're way more TJ's type than mine,
12:24but...
12:25Wait.
12:26Is this whole thing just some evil elaborate plan to get closer to TJ?
12:31Like, are you making a doll out of his hair or something?
12:33What?
12:34You know?
12:35I...
12:35I didn't know who you guys were until today.
12:38And then when I saw TJ standing there,
12:41I just couldn't go through with it.
12:44I mean, you could have just told the truth.
12:45It's not that simple.
12:47You two have been my best friends for years.
12:52My only friends.
12:57Do you hate me?
13:00No.
13:02No, I'm glad to finally know who you are.
13:06Really?
13:09Yeah.
13:11Bring it in, man.
13:18Mind interrupting something?
13:24Looks like you two are getting friendly.
13:26No.
13:27We were just talking about how we're both, um...
13:30Cancer sons.
13:32Yeah.
13:32I mean, we gotta hug out all this emotion.
13:36I'm gonna go back outside, but hey...
13:38Me, you talk about moons later, right?
13:40Mm-hmm.
13:41Yeah.
13:47So what are you guys really talking about?
13:50Nothing.
13:53Secrets don't make friends, Charlotte.
13:58You finally remember my name, and now we're friends.
14:03Well, you're in my house, right?
14:05Hanging out with my sister.
14:08I like the new look, by the way.
14:12To be fair, I liked your old look, too.
14:15You didn't know I existed until a day ago.
14:19Oh, I saw you.
14:22Hiding in the corner.
14:28I like that you're not hiding anymore.
14:36Char!
14:37I should go.
14:38Are you coming back?
14:39I gotta be home for dinner.
14:55Mars, are there?
14:58Hello?
15:02Mars?
15:05Mars.
15:06Voice changer enabled.
15:07Mars!
15:09Jupiter?
15:10Hello?
15:11Thank God you're awake.
15:13I went to a party.
15:15The cops shut it down.
15:16Now I'm all wired and shit.
15:18Hold on, I'm so mad at you.
15:20I'm sorry, I just...
15:22I couldn't do it.
15:25Don't you want to know who we are?
15:27I want to know who you are.
15:34Well, maybe we've already met.
15:40Dude, no way.
15:43I would know you in a heartbeat.
15:46I bet you can figure out who I am, though.
15:49Come on, take some guesses.
15:53Okay.
15:57Based on the clues that I've put together, you're a jock.
16:04Athletic.
16:05Confident.
16:06Getting hotter?
16:08Hot for sure.
16:10Nice body, nice smile.
16:12Oh, what the fuck?
16:18Mars, are you...
16:19Are you attracted to guys?
16:22Yeah.
16:23Yeah.
16:25I'm gay.
16:28Oh, dude.
16:29Is that why you didn't show?
16:32Man, we don't care about that shit.
16:34Hell, I'll fight anyone who does.
16:37Thanks, Jupiter.
16:38Yeah, man, of course.
16:40That's awesome.
16:41Are you crushing on any guys at school?
16:44I can help.
16:46I'm chill with the drama club.
16:47There's lots of...
16:50cute guys in there.
16:51Oh, thank you.
16:53But I'm good.
16:55I promise.
16:59So how was this party?
17:01No, that was...
17:03Weird.
17:04I was trying to have a good time, but feeling fucking...
17:08Lame.
17:10And then I realized that...
17:14There was someone I wanted to be there.
17:18And she wasn't.
17:21You were missing...
17:24A girl?
17:27Yeah.
17:29She's different from...
17:31The ones I usually go for.
17:34She's quiet.
17:36Shy.
17:39I just...
17:41Makes me think there's a whole world inside of her, you know?
17:43And I just...
17:45Want to get her to let me in.
17:48What you should do is get some sleep.
17:54Yeah, you're probably right.
17:56Good night, Jupiter.
17:57Hey, wait.
17:57Before you go...
18:00You know...
18:01Tracy and...
18:03TJ?
18:03They're not great.
18:07They're having a party tomorrow night, and Neptune and I are going.
18:12You should come.
18:13We can...
18:14We can run that meet-up again.
18:20I'll see what I can do.
18:23Alright.
18:38Are you still texting Mystery Man?
18:42I wish you would just tell me who it is so I can help.
18:45No, I'm...
18:46I'm still figuring out how to tell him.
18:49Okay, do I have to say this again?
18:50Charlotte, you are stunning.
18:52If this crush doesn't work out, you can have your pick of literally any guy here.
19:03Okay.
19:05Almost.
19:05Any guy.
19:07One that is actually worth your time.
19:10Don't forget.
19:12Party planning at my place after school, and we will try to steer clear of my manwhore brother.
19:37Hey, Charlotte.
19:39You, uh, looking for my sister?
19:45She's not here.
19:46Practice is running long.
19:50Oh, um, I can wait.
19:53I guess.
20:01What are we playing?
20:03Strike from above?
20:06You game?
20:08And dabble.
20:12You want to come dabble upstairs?
20:20Play around with me.
20:25Come on.
20:41You okay?
20:43Yeah, it's just...
20:45I usually play on my computer.
20:46Yeah, same here.
20:49But, uh, this setup's better for co-op, so...
20:52So what do you say we, uh, run some duos and see what we're like as a team?
20:59Or we could do player versus player.
21:04PvP?
21:06I like your style.
21:08But we should raise the stakes.
21:10Raise the stakes?
21:12Yeah.
21:14The winner gets to ask the loser a question of their choosing.
21:20Nothing off limits.
21:28You overthink a lot, don't you?
21:31You've always been like that?
21:34I thought you could only ask a question if you win.
21:40All right, bye.
21:44Picture player.
21:47I think I'm gonna go with her.
21:55Don't stop.
22:03You should have parried there.
22:05Uh-huh.
22:23Yes!
22:24Wait, what?
22:26Holy shit.
22:28You beat me.
22:29No.
22:32Hey, maybe it's easier on the TV.
22:36No way.
22:37No, I've only seen one other player pull that move.
22:42I learned it on Reddit.
22:46Okay.
22:48And I guess you beat me fair and square, so...
22:51What's your question?
22:54Okay.
22:58Do you have a celebrity crush?
23:00Come on, no softballs.
23:03You gotta have a better one than that.
23:08What?
23:10We've gone to school together for years, TJ.
23:13Just because you don't know anything about me doesn't mean I'm clueless about you.
23:19I guess I deserve it, though.
23:26I wish I had talked to you sooner.
23:29I wish I had talked to you sooner.
23:33I wish I had talked to you sooner.
23:46Do you have a crush on someone at our school?
23:48Yes.
23:54Ask me another.
23:57Who is she?
24:01Well, that should be obvious.
24:05I'm not very good at hiding it.
24:15Those cheerleader bitches actually fucking dropped me.
24:23Ew, TJ.
24:25Why are your sex lights on?
24:26They're not my se-
24:27Um, that's not what I was-
24:28Oh my god, Tracy.
24:30Uh, Charlotte, why don't you head to my room and start making a playlist for tonight?
24:33I will be right there.
24:35Yeah, yeah, okay.
24:38Are you alright?
24:40Oh yeah, it's just a bruised ass.
24:41I'll be fine.
24:49You can literally go for any other girl.
24:52Why are you only thirsty over my friends?
24:54Historically because it pisses you off.
24:57But this is different.
24:59Okay, so that's Sid then.
25:02You're admitting to liking Charlotte.
25:07What would you say if I was?
25:11All I'm gonna say is I don't think she's interested.
25:15Is there someone else?
25:18Oh come on, Trace, you don't have to tell me who.
25:21Just tell me if I'm wasting my time.
25:25She's texting another guy.
25:28Fine.
25:30Then you have nothing to worry about, right?
25:32So remember that when she sleeps over tonight.
25:36Relax.
25:38Charlotte and I are just friends.
25:40Nothing more.
26:01Oh my god.
26:02Oh my god.
26:03Oh, finally.
26:03You look amazing.
26:06Happy official birthday.
26:10You need a drink.
26:15Who are you texting?
26:16Mars.
26:18You said he might show up.
26:20Eddie now.
26:22Yep.
26:40Okay.
26:41Oh my god.
26:42Did you guys all just see that?
26:44Look at this little virgin.
26:45She thinks TJ's fuck me eyes are for her.
26:48When are you gonna stop humiliating yourself, huh?
26:50What are you guys talking about?
26:52Oh, uh, we were just talking about how we're gonna spice this party up a little bit.
26:56Maybe play some spin the bottle.
26:58But you can just watch virgin.
27:01She can play.
27:02Stop being a bitch at my party, Sadie.
27:05Yeah.
27:06I'm playing Charlotte plays.
27:15Okay, so I'm gonna spin to see who goes first, and then we're gonna go counterclockwise.
27:19Obviously siblings can't kiss.
27:21That's fucking gross.
27:22But everyone else is fair game.
27:25Don't chicken out, prude.
27:32You know first, big guy?
27:39Oh, wow.
27:41Nice.
27:42You ready for this?
27:44Just kiss me, weirdo.
27:48Oh, god.
27:55It's disgusting.
27:56Okay, let's keep this moving.
27:59TJ, it's your turn.
28:06It's me.
28:07No, it's in the middle.
28:10Doesn't that mean that TJ gets to pick?
28:23Wow, it's her first kiss.
28:31Can I kiss you?
28:33Let's do it.
29:02It's in the middle of the world.
29:15TJ, what the hell was that?
29:22Nothing, just a game.
29:25Okay, Monopoly is a game.
29:26That was like, softcore porn.
29:31Charlotte?
29:40Um, I'm going to be right back.
30:00It's me.
30:02Can I come in?
30:05Yeah.
30:12I don't know what to say.
30:14Just be honest with me.
30:18Do you have feelings for my brother?
30:23I'm so sorry, Tracy.
30:24I didn't mean for this to happen.
30:32Charlotte, you're literally still texting Mystery Man.
30:34It's not what you think.
30:36Do you think he'd take it from me?
30:38There's nothing my brother hates more than a liar.
30:44Did something happen?
30:48Our dad cheated on our mom.
30:52She could come out, but she still hasn't recovered.
31:00Neither has TJ.
31:03So when it comes to lying and sneaking around, he doesn't forgive.
31:10So if you really are into my brother, you need to drop Mystery Man.
31:26Got you now, two-timing virgin skank.
31:33Hey.
31:34I know what you're going to say, and I'm working on telling him.
31:38I was actually going to ask if Tracy would tell anything about me, but...
31:41I mean, yeah, dude, what the fuck?
31:44Like, especially after that kiss?
31:46It's not alright, bro.
31:47Okay, well, how would you tell him?
31:49I would just do it.
31:51Like, do you want to wait until the tournament and just fuck up his game?
31:54No, of course not.
31:55Because that would fuck up the friendship, too.
31:57You know that.
31:59Yeah, well, I'm also worried about Tracy.
32:02It's not just you and TJ anymore.
32:03He's my best friend's brother.
32:07Look, I know there is a lot on your plate,
32:10but if you don't tell TJ,
32:14I'm going to tell him that we should enter the tournament as a duo.
32:17What?
32:18Look, I'm sorry, dude.
32:20But if you can't even be honest with your teammates,
32:23you can't be on the team.
32:29Bye, guys.
32:31Have a good night.
33:15TJ, what are you doing here?
33:16Sorry, I thought I heard a phone.
33:18Is yours in here?
33:20My phone?
33:21It's in Tracy's room.
33:32Okay, you can turn around.
33:35Why did you just barge in here?
33:38Earlier.
33:41Was that really your first kiss?
33:46Hey, come on.
33:47You can tell me.
33:49Can I?
33:50I thought it was just a game to you.
33:51Yeah, well, I lied.
33:55My sister was right there.
33:59It wasn't just a game, Charlotte.
34:03Not to me.
34:07Maybe that kiss
34:10made me realize that
34:14all of you first.
34:16I want them to be with me.
34:25We shouldn't do this right now.
34:27It's late.
34:28Okay, we should go to bed.
34:45Let me guess.
34:47Tracy's drunk ass was passed out.
34:50And she locked her bedroom door?
34:53Yeah, she always does that
34:54during parties.
34:56Guess you're stuck with me.
35:06TJ, we should really discuss
35:13sleeping arrangements.
35:16That one's easy.
35:17I have a bed.
35:18We both fit in it.
35:20Call them soft.
35:25Don't you
35:26want to share a bed with me?
35:40Wait, what are you doing?
35:41I'm going to go sleep on the couch.
35:43You don't have to do that.
35:43I can sleep on the couch.
35:44Charlotte.
35:47I'm trying to be shiveless here.
35:49But I want you.
35:56I want you to stay.
36:02Okay.
36:04I'll stay with you.
36:19Would you ask a boy that question?
36:26Come on.
36:33video games give me the chance
36:35to be someone else.
36:38Someone braver.
36:42Making friends
36:43was harder for me than most people.
36:47I don't know what's wrong with me.
36:48There's nothing wrong with you, Charlotte.
36:50I don't know what's wrong with you.
36:56I don't know what I was expecting.
37:04can't explain it it's like we weren't starting from the beginning
37:12we were already close here's someone i know i can trust completely dj i really want to kiss you right
37:20now
37:28okay
37:47sorry i know i'm probably not a good kisser
37:49no no it's not that it's just it's never felt like that before
38:00like what
38:04like i'm gonna keep kissing you for the rest of my life
38:13can i just hold you
38:16yeah
38:20so
38:27so
38:33so
38:40so
38:46so
38:51so
38:52so
38:59so
39:01so
39:02so
39:04so
39:05so
39:07so
39:09so
39:09so
39:11so
39:11so
39:20here
39:22our final guild trip to get you to play in the tournament
39:25tj designed it you wanted it to be a surprise for you
39:29actually i'm i'm gonna tell him right now as soon as he gets here
39:34good
39:36proud of you dog
39:38i see someone still sledding it up all over the school
39:43are you gonna keep fucking your way around every guy on campus or just the football players
39:49what's wrong with you
39:50seriously sadie that's what's wrong with you
39:56you're finally meeting mystery man
39:58jupiter
40:00jupiter is that like a nickname that's not like jupiter is that like a nickname that's kinky
40:40jupiter is that like a nickname that's kinky
40:45jupiter is that like a nickname that you've been told the actual game you've been talking
40:59to me
41:02Are you fucking kidding me?
41:04You knew.
41:06Dog, I found out myself, okay?
41:08And I wanted to tell you, but it was Charlotte's decision.
41:13So you were both in on it?
41:18You two deserve each other.
41:20TJ.
41:49TJ's not here.
41:50I know. He's at practice.
41:53I came to see you.
41:58It's bad enough that I like your brother and then lie to him.
42:05But I lied to you, too, when you were nothing but nice to me.
42:13And so I just wanted to apologize.
42:19Even if you still hate me.
42:29Wait.
42:36I don't hate you.
42:39But I do appreciate the apology.
42:44All this time,
42:47my brother was your mystery man.
42:54And you
42:57are the person he's told me about all these years.
43:01His best friend.
43:05I know
43:06it seems like the world is over.
43:10But you can fix this.
43:31voice change or disabled.
43:36TJ, are you there?
43:40Jupiter?
43:44I don't want to talk, Mark.
43:47Charlotte.
43:48You don't have to say anything back.
43:50Just please, let me explain.
43:57When we first met years ago,
44:01I didn't have any friends.
44:05The only thing that I was good at was video games.
44:08But when I logged on,
44:11I was told to go away because I was a girl.
44:15And so I started using a voice changer.
44:19And it gave me a way to make friends.
44:21But as a boy.
44:25And it seemed harmless.
44:28And it was until it wasn't.
44:38I spent years
44:41liking Mars more than I liked Charlotte.
44:46And you were the first person to make me feel like both parts of me matter.
44:51And that's when I knew that I wasn't.
44:59But that doesn't matter anymore.
45:04All that I can hope for now
45:10is to get my best friend back.
45:24I'm going to the tournament with Corey tomorrow.
45:27And Tracy's going to be there to cheer us on.
45:31Will you be there?
45:34Please.
45:53Jupiter has left the chat.
46:15He's not coming out of his room.
46:17Well, it's too late to register as a duo.
46:20Once they find out we're missing a member,
46:22they'll disqualify us.
46:23I'm so sorry, Corey.
46:25It's okay.
46:27The only problem is probably overrated anyway.
46:30Come here, you big doofus.
46:35What was that for?
46:37You were too sad.
46:39I didn't like it.
46:41Pretty hypocritical, don't you think?
46:47You're allowed to date my friends,
46:48but I can't be interested in yours?
46:54It's about time.
46:57We're good, man.
46:58I'm happy for you.
47:02Let's go in the car.
47:11I wish I could just hit reset.
47:14Start over like a video game.
47:16Life's not a game, Charlotte.
47:22Last night, you were about to say something.
47:25Before you started talking about the tournament.
47:28What was it?
47:29It doesn't matter.
47:30I think it does.
47:35Why?
47:42Losing the girl that became my everything broke me.
47:46But losing my best friend?
47:51That almost killed me.
47:56Then I realized I was being an idiot.
47:59But I didn't have to pick.
48:07I want you in my life.
48:11Both of you.
48:12I love you, all of you.
48:18I love you, Charlotte.
48:24I love you, too.
48:41You ready to win this tournament?
48:44You're playing?
48:45Hell yeah, I'm playing.
48:52Yeah.
48:54Yeah.
48:55Yeah, let's go win this.
48:57Pretty sure I already did.
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