00:00Prepare ye, for the day that approaches is the day of the great revolution!
00:05Are you ready to rule?
00:07We are ready to rule!
00:09May you live to see the accidental dominance of the white race overthrown.
00:13Cool.
00:15You're gonna pitch me the next 9-11.
00:17What about this guy Moses Shabazz?
00:20Classic lone wolf.
00:21Uh, there's four of them, actually.
00:23Duck wolf!
00:24Pack of lone wolves.
00:25Had to have him.
00:26My mission is to change the lives of poor people.
00:29Without the gun weapon.
00:31Let's offer this Moses Shabazz some funds.
00:33He could set up a meeting with a rich ISIL sheikh.
00:37Perhaps your army needs weapons?
00:39No.
00:40We don't believe in guns.
00:42If necessary, we'll call on the dinosaurs.
00:45At the sound of a trumpet, they will come to our age.
00:49I think he's delusional.
00:51Yeah, schizophrenia plays.
00:52You're being played, Mo!
00:54What if I'm playing them?
00:55Whoever it is is playing me!
00:57Could you pay someone to inform upon themselves?
00:59You want to inform them yourself?
01:01Would you be interested?
01:02He's got the threat signature of a hot dog.
01:04Peace, brothers!
01:05The jihad has no off switch.
01:07Next thing you know, the statue of Louis is wearing a burka.
01:10And we've beheaded Bruce Springsteen.
01:12Just get him back out there to blow up a skyscraper or I'll drop the case.
01:15Okay, so we have to get him a fake nuke.
01:18Now take a better idea if you've got one.
01:20How about not selling nukes to Nazis?
01:24Uranium.
01:25It'll put hair on your chest and make it fall off.
01:30I am just a guy talking to another guy trying to send a third guy to jail.
01:34I'm calling in a full arm response.
01:36Shit, a pineapple.
01:39He's unarmed!
01:40Unarmed black man!
01:41Unarmed white man!
01:42Which one's more likely to have the gun?
01:45I'm gonna be sick.
01:47It's just the horn they use to summon the dinosaurs!
01:52You think this gonna work out?
01:54No.
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