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00:00:06so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out
00:00:09all right it's about that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight
00:00:14uh uh yeah him hi
00:00:54you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark do you want me to stop something now
00:01:03i don't want you to stop
00:01:36i was so drunk last night i can't remember who i was with
00:01:44i must return this to her so i can see her again
00:01:52happy new year sam it's me hey find me the girl from last night i don't care how just do
00:01:58it i will
00:02:00find you maximus can you get married already bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend i need grandkids
00:02:13i need you message received mom i need to go now i have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:27seven years why can't i ever find you why do you still haunt me
00:02:40still thinking about that girl boss it's been years
00:02:47i'm ready to go to the inspection now your best sir uh but first we found your fake christmas wife
00:02:53she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and sir make sure you use an alias we can't
00:02:59have
00:03:00you ever know you the harrison group ceo or she'll jack up the price good finally i can get my
00:03:05mother off my back
00:03:09hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate
00:03:14i can't wait to finally meet my new daddy now auntie debba and pamela i can't say i have no
00:03:21daddy anymore
00:03:22oh sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for christmas but mommy why do we have to rent
00:03:28daddy where's my real one uh
00:03:37i'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table
00:03:49daddy
00:03:50daddy
00:03:50what
00:03:58daddy
00:03:58no i'm sorry
00:04:01i'm not your dad no i know you're my daddy just as handsome as i thought
00:04:06oh mommy hurry your fake christmas husband has arrived
00:04:18i asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
00:04:27why does she feel so familiar
00:04:30here she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top you must be my new christmas husband so
00:04:38you're my new christmas wife see i knew you're the new daddy we had right hi my name's cyber what's
00:04:44your name sam didn't say anything about a kid max aurelius eva we should probably sit and discuss the
00:04:53details of this fake marriage i just need a wife for the holidays i guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:05:01so per our agreement the rate is one thousand dollars per hour and one thousand an hour well
00:05:09yeah it's 500 a day is that enough that's the most that i can pay you wait you're paying me
00:05:16500 a
00:05:17day that's what i agreed with the agency you'll make your thousands over the week look my requirements
00:05:23are simple okay play my pretend husband come with me to my hometown and we all pretend to be one
00:05:27big happy
00:05:28family and then my family will get off my back so piper can have a good christmas for once
00:05:35so she's getting pressure from her folks too fine but you have to help me get my mom off my
00:05:41case too
00:05:44okay deal
00:05:48ready to go i need to go get married
00:06:03oh clean up nice this is my wedding day after all pictures
00:06:12okay
00:06:17god god you're supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:40okay
00:06:42uh well i think we got it oh
00:06:45i need some photos of us together too to prove to my parents that i'm actually married and have
00:06:51a happy family yeah of course
00:07:03happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:14bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last
00:07:19minute wait she bailed then who is
00:07:25who is
00:07:28whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
00:07:34sam don't worry about it i already found someone
00:07:42okay well i think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one christmas shopping
00:07:48i should come look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:07:53i think i should have some say in the gifts it will make it more believable
00:08:01fine yeah fine okay you can come
00:08:11let's go which mall are we going to um let's go to that one oh let's go to the bank
00:08:22oh what the actual
00:08:28sam is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:34give me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:40she does kind of look like him
00:08:45so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:50here let me get this
00:08:52i'm gonna love you max
00:08:56also i was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:05in front of them okay should we use our tongues or no no definitely not and absolutely no sex
00:09:14yes strictly business
00:09:18anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:22what afraid you'll fall for me
00:09:26i just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:09:32let's go
00:09:38here
00:09:39what are you doing i've never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:45well i'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and i don't want your money
00:09:51attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50 off 50 off pies quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind hurry up and go go what are you standing
00:10:03here for hello there hi you ready yes yeah just these things okay great we have a holiday special
00:10:12today spend 500 get 10 off and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of
00:10:17the deal
00:10:18oh great yeah uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks will you get a move on i just
00:10:25got here relax
00:10:27yeah yeah
00:10:29here this will do the trick okay thank you
00:10:34hurry up and pay
00:10:38i will pay when i'm ready you can wait your turn
00:10:45thank you damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:54oh wait wait not the pies not the pies
00:11:03hi guys and i hand you all these pies
00:11:09thank you of quarters thank you so much of course i hope you like pumpkin thank you she bought all
00:11:1712
00:11:17pies don't worry i have enough for everybody just to give it away thank you merry christmas
00:11:23hi
00:11:29what do you do that often as often as i can
00:11:37we should go we gotta pick up paper
00:11:43watch out
00:12:03you
00:12:03you done feeling me up
00:12:06shut up oh sorry i was just in character wifey well stay out of character until christmas
00:12:16and don't be late
00:12:29harrison
00:12:29do you do construction for them or something
00:12:33sort of
00:12:34not that i'm judging i just
00:12:37need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:41why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison group i think that's respectful
00:12:46can we pick another company
00:12:49no harrison group is perfect and they'll find it impressive my cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:54so perfect
00:12:59oh and uh or something nice for christmas dinner don't worry okay i clean up nicely i wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:30let's go sam
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:34Look on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:39It's my daughter's.
00:13:41Lauders.
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:00Hey, there they are!
00:14:02Hey!
00:14:03Glad you made it!
00:14:05Oh, dad.
00:14:06Glad you made it.
00:14:08Oh, we missed you.
00:14:10So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:14Please don't tell me Maximus failed.
00:14:17Good, good, good.
00:14:19So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:23When's he arriving?
00:14:24Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:29Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:31I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:36Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:45Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:50We're only worried about you.
00:14:53All these years without a husband.
00:14:55Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:57Ugh.
00:14:58You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:00And look what happened.
00:15:01She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:05I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:07And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:13He's a manager.
00:15:15Manager?
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:17Trash?
00:15:19Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:23Mm-hmm.
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:27Actually...
00:15:29He's right here.
00:15:32Oh, wow.
00:15:34Wow.
00:15:35He is really good-looking.
00:15:39Must be AI.
00:15:41Mm-hmm.
00:15:41Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:44Fake.
00:15:45That's enough.
00:15:46She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:48Show some respect.
00:15:50Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned
00:15:56him down?
00:15:57Well, guess what?
00:15:58William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:01Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:04That's half a million.
00:16:06Half a million.
00:16:07Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:11And speak of the devil.
00:16:16Willie, you made it.
00:16:28There you are.
00:16:30Oh, look at you now.
00:16:33Living the dream.
00:16:34Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:36Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal
00:16:40waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:44Is it serious?
00:16:46That's what marriage is.
00:16:48It's pretty serious.
00:16:50Wow.
00:16:51You must have rushed the tithing out, huh?
00:16:53Makes sense, though.
00:16:55You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:58Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:01A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:02Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:06Mm-hmm.
00:17:07That's right.
00:17:08Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:12Women love a man in red.
00:17:14Sexy.
00:17:15Like Santa Claus.
00:17:17When I sit on my lap.
00:17:19Don't touch me.
00:17:20Oh, so entitled.
00:17:22Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:26And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:31I mean, look at that car.
00:17:33Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:36Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:40Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:44I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:52My mom would never marry.
00:17:54She already has eyes and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:00Is that so?
00:18:01Well then, where is he?
00:18:04Because I don't see him.
00:18:06Does anyone see him?
00:18:09No.
00:18:10Just like I thought.
00:18:12Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:15That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:17And let me show you what happens to the naughty children.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Mommy.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:25Are you okay?
00:18:26She is.
00:18:27Oh my God.
00:18:29I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:31Come on now.
00:18:32Let's go.
00:18:34What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:36How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:40Let me go.
00:18:41Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:46Let me go!
00:18:48Let me go!
00:18:50Let me go!
00:19:02Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:09Max, you came.
00:19:11Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:14Where's Piper?
00:19:16William Hitter.
00:19:18Mom doesn't take her inside.
00:19:20Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:23Well, well, well.
00:19:24If it isn't a waste manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:27I don't.
00:19:28That's right.
00:19:30Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:34Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:36It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:38I'm Max.
00:19:39Eva told us all about you.
00:19:40From New York.
00:19:42Polite.
00:19:42Handsome.
00:19:43Just like she said.
00:19:45Wow.
00:19:46He was an AI.
00:19:48See?
00:19:49He's real.
00:19:50And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:53Son of a bitch!
00:19:55You just ruined my suit!
00:19:56And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:58That pristine automobile.
00:20:01That car?
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:03That's worth more than a house!
00:20:06That car?
00:20:07It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:11Wait.
00:20:13Are you?
00:20:18Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:21And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:23I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:25You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:27You stole it!
00:20:28That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:31Jesus!
00:20:32How did you get away with it?
00:20:33That's what I want to know.
00:20:35Enough!
00:20:36Please!
00:20:38I trust my daughter.
00:20:40She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:43Max?
00:20:44Be honest with me.
00:20:46Where did that car come from?
00:20:48How much did you want for it?
00:20:50I'll pay you more money than you'd make at three light times.
00:20:54Son.
00:20:55You need a breath, man.
00:20:59Hey!
00:20:59That's it!
00:21:00I'm calling the cops!
00:21:01Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:03Wait.
00:21:04What?
00:21:05Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:08Oh, well.
00:21:10Two ways.
00:21:16Listen, hon.
00:21:17I believe you.
00:21:19But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:23Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:25It's my car.
00:21:26Okay?
00:21:26It's not stolen.
00:21:27Yeah?
00:21:28If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:31Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:33Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:35Okay.
00:21:36I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:37But then you have to get lost.
00:21:39And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:42Oh!
00:21:43So you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:44Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:47Loser!
00:21:47Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:52Jesus.
00:21:53Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:55It's kinda sexy, though.
00:21:59Here.
00:22:00Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:14Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Just leave me alone.
00:22:22Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:23Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:27Yes, sir!
00:22:28I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:30I, I, I, please take my stairs off.
00:22:32But, jeez.
00:22:42Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:47You fooled me.
00:22:48What can I say?
00:22:49Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:53Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:55Oh, come on, Ada.
00:22:56We were just looking out for you.
00:22:58Oh, please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:01You know my youngest son is graduating soon.
00:23:04Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:07A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:12We are family, aren't we?
00:23:14Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18Do you guys want a job at the Harrison Group?
00:23:20You can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:22Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:25Yes, didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:29I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:32My daughter is just far too busy doing her best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:38Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:39Welcome to the family.
00:23:44Welcome.
00:23:45Come on.
00:23:49This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:51You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:55My fault?
00:23:56You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:00Oh!
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:13And how do you...
00:24:14I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:26He knows people.
00:24:28Has connections.
00:24:29He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:33And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:36Oh, my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:39Dad, Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:51I think they get it, huh?
00:24:55How's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:01And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:06Great.
00:25:07All right, see you in a bit.
00:25:08Joey?
00:25:09What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:14Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:41That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:47Come on.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want to go do?
00:25:51Make out a promise to prove it?
00:25:53I'll miss.
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:03Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Oh.
00:26:15Welcome.
00:26:16Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:18Looks great.
00:26:19Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:21I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:31Mom's testing him.
00:26:32She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:34You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Oh, Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:47Oh, look what you're doing.
00:26:49It's okay.
00:26:50Mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:52I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:13It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:15See?
00:27:16Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:29But our marriage is real.
00:27:31I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:45Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:52Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:58Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:03I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:05Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07That's losers.
00:28:09That's nice.
00:28:11You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:17And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll drink to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:23So, come on, guys.
00:28:24Let's see.
00:28:25Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:46No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:49Mom, you know what?
00:28:50I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:52Oh, honey.
00:28:53Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:00Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:08Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Shower together?
00:29:16Okay, you guys.
00:29:17Have a good night, okay?
00:29:22You heard it.
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:48Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:52We have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, suit yourself.
00:29:57All room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:20We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:24Relax.
00:30:25I won't touch you.
00:30:27Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:33Yeah.
00:30:41In your dreams.
00:30:44Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:08You wish.
00:31:10Why don't you give in?
00:31:11Pray you'll call for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:33I don't know.
00:31:35I don't know.
00:31:35I don't know.
00:31:36This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:39I'll say. What happened to all that cool guy confidence? Still think you can resist?
00:31:47Baby, I don't think I want you.
00:31:58Or maybe we should. God, you're such a good kisser. Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:12Well, you're so sexy.
00:32:22Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:25What? I didn't mean to cross any-
00:32:27It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act. Let's not make it more complicated than
00:32:32it is.
00:32:34You're right. I'm sorry.
00:32:38I just need to be sorry. Just-
00:32:48That birthmark.
00:32:54What is that?
00:32:56It's him. The man from New Year's. Is he Piper's father?
00:33:04Why are you acting?
00:33:07Oh, my God. Max is Piper's father.
00:33:11Are you okay?
00:33:13Yeah. I just, um...
00:33:15I just got lightheaded. I think I just need a few more minutes. Alone.
00:33:19Mom?
00:33:21Of course.
00:33:25We have a daughter together.
00:33:27Oh, my God. What do I do?
00:33:35I'm gonna sleep on the floor. You can take the bed.
00:33:39Thanks.
00:33:42Hey.
00:33:43Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:45Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:49So, if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:52I want to help.
00:33:54He's Piper's father. He has a right to know.
00:33:58Um, Max, how would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:07A child?
00:34:09No, no, no. That's impossible. I'm very careful.
00:34:14Mostly.
00:34:17I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:19Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:25Right.
00:34:27He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:30I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:32Why do you ask?
00:34:34No reason. Just... just curious.
00:34:37No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:41What?
00:34:43No.
00:34:43Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:47Shoot.
00:34:51What?
00:34:52Where did you get these?
00:34:54And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:56I did not get those. I don't know where those came from.
00:35:00Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:05Come on, Alex.
00:35:06Come on.
00:35:18Come on.
00:35:20Elon, the truth is...
00:35:23Is that I...
00:35:26Go, go, go, go, go!
00:35:28Just a second.
00:35:29Come in!
00:35:31Hey, hon.
00:35:43Oh! Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:50Think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:53I can see that.
00:35:55Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:57I mean, if you don't mind.
00:36:00Well, that a boy.
00:36:01You know what? Just put a shirt on. I'm gonna go get her.
00:36:04Piper! Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:09He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of
00:36:15a thistle.
00:36:16But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:36:21Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:36:27If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:31Good night, Piper.
00:36:37Is her dad still around?
00:36:39Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:36:43Uh, no.
00:36:43That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:52Do you really think so?
00:36:54From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:57Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:37:05Max.
00:37:09You're Piper's father.
00:37:19I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:28I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:45Where's Piper?
00:37:47She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:05God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:15Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:18Not on my watch.
00:38:23Yeah, this.
00:38:25I remember this.
00:38:37Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:39How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:42Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:44It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:45Wonderful.
00:38:46Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:50Oh, no.
00:38:52What is that?
00:38:53Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:54It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:57It was my gram gram's favorite during wartime.
00:38:59Don't be shy.
00:39:00Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:39:03Max, you don't have to.
00:39:04No, no.
00:39:05It's okay.
00:39:07Smith family staple.
00:39:09There we go.
00:39:18Here we go.
00:39:27Good?
00:39:28Mmm.
00:39:29Good?
00:39:30It's crunchy.
00:39:33Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:34You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:38Could I, um...
00:39:39Could I have some water, please?
00:39:41That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:44What's the deal with them?
00:39:46Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:49Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:53Hey, don't worry.
00:39:54I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:58Better have Sam on standby tonight.
00:40:01Just in case.
00:40:03Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:16Wait, that earring.
00:40:19Wait.
00:40:20That earring.
00:40:21You like it?
00:40:23I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:26Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:28I don't really remember the details, but...
00:40:31Luckily, I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:35Right.
00:40:35Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:37Anyone could have it.
00:40:38Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:40She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:45So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:49But Derrick said that Ava got married.
00:40:52What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:56An aging single mom.
00:40:58Slim pickings.
00:40:59I heard.
00:41:00He's in waste management.
00:41:02That explains it.
00:41:03She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:06Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:08Ava is your niece.
00:41:10Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:12Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:15Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:17Exactly.
00:41:18Not like my Sierra.
00:41:19Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:24Oh!
00:41:26They're here!
00:41:27Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:34Merry Christmas.
00:41:35Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:35Merry Christmas.
00:41:37You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:39I am.
00:41:40I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:41:42Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:43Welcome.
00:41:44You're Eva's husband.
00:41:46But...
00:41:47You're gorgeous.
00:41:50But...
00:41:51Why does he have to miss you?
00:41:52Look at you two.
00:41:53You look like you just stepped out of the movie.
00:41:55Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:58This is from Max and I.
00:42:00Oh, my goodness.
00:42:01Thank you, Eva.
00:42:02Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:05Oops!
00:42:06Oh, my bad.
00:42:07Oh!
00:42:07A homemade gift.
00:42:09How thrifty.
00:42:11Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:14Mommy's right.
00:42:15You mean all the hats?
00:42:16You fool.
00:42:19You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:21Or you will lose yours.
00:42:23Oh!
00:42:24I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:26Look what you just did to my mother!
00:42:28My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:32He could ruin your life!
00:42:45What are you...
00:42:46Are you okay?
00:42:47I'm fine.
00:42:48I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:49Yeah.
00:42:50It's okay.
00:42:50It's okay.
00:42:53What are you...
00:42:56Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:59Did you just slap me?
00:43:01Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:03You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:04You know what, Sierra?
00:43:05I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:10Her family.
00:43:12She means me.
00:43:18You okay, honey?
00:43:19Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:21Do something.
00:43:23You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:24I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:27Oh, wow.
00:43:28I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:33Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:36Let's call him.
00:43:37I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:40Please.
00:43:41Who do you think you are?
00:43:44Enough!
00:43:46There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:49Fine, Dad.
00:43:50Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:53They're just jealous.
00:43:55For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:58I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:01I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:05Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:06All right.
00:44:07That's enough.
00:44:08Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:31Is this a joke?
00:44:33Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:35Hold it.
00:44:36Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:38My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:44My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:47King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:52Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:56And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:58It's just petty.
00:45:00Maybe so.
00:45:01But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:05Fine.
00:45:06Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:09Come on, let's go.
00:45:09No, no.
00:45:11Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:14Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:17I know, dear.
00:45:18I just want to have our family together.
00:45:20Fine.
00:45:21We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:24They're strays and a bitch.
00:45:26What was that?
00:45:30I just want to have our family together.
00:45:33Fine.
00:45:34We'll stay.
00:45:36Can I have a little nipple?
00:45:38It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:39We'll get something right after.
00:45:41Like drive-thru?
00:45:43I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:45That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:50No strays.
00:45:52Ow.
00:45:52Can you see me, okay?
00:45:54Yes, please.
00:45:55You hit my child.
00:45:57You're fucking crazy.
00:45:58Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:05Don't worry, baby.
00:46:07I'll handle it.
00:46:10Don't worry, baby.
00:46:11I'll handle it.
00:46:15Piper.
00:46:17Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:23Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:24Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:26As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:29Actually, I do.
00:46:32He's such a liar.
00:46:33This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:35Oh, it will be.
00:46:38Sam.
00:46:40Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:44I'm already on my way.
00:46:49Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:51I'm already on my way.
00:46:54You hear this guy?
00:46:55He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:58From Antarctica.
00:47:00Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:03His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:06Max, what are you doing?
00:47:08Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:09Santa's already on his way.
00:47:12Actually, five?
00:47:13Five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:20A helicopter?
00:47:28There's no way.
00:47:34How did you pull this off?
00:47:36Sam is like family.
00:47:37I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:39Thanks, boss.
00:47:41Boss?
00:47:42Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:44Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:47Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:49I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:53You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:57Mm-hmm.
00:48:00Come on.
00:48:02You can stop kidding around.
00:48:05If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:08No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:10Come on.
00:48:11You can stop the charade.
00:48:12Okay?
00:48:12This is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:15Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:18Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:31How is this possible?
00:48:34This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:40Who are you?
00:48:42I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:45That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:47Wait.
00:48:48No.
00:48:48Hold on.
00:48:50You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:55You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:57Hmm.
00:48:58Some of the small ones.
00:49:00I mean, you know that.
00:49:02You work for me.
00:49:03Oh, God.
00:49:04I insulted my own boss.
00:49:06I'm finished.
00:49:12Oh, God.
00:49:13I insulted my own boss.
00:49:15I'm finished.
00:49:17Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:19Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:21Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:23For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:25And with that, your career.
00:49:28You're fired.
00:49:29Fired?
00:49:31Sam.
00:49:35Fired?
00:49:36God.
00:49:36I can't be fired.
00:49:39What?
00:49:41Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:42You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:44Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:46I'll do anything.
00:49:48Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:54And you.
00:49:56Oh, me?
00:49:58Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:50:00That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:01A family tradition.
00:50:03Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:05Sam?
00:50:10Will you do me the honors?
00:50:13Gladly.
00:50:17Merry Christmas, Aunt May.
00:50:22Father, do something.
00:50:24Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:26I'm leaving.
00:50:28I'm leaving.
00:50:29My favorite.
00:50:36Come on, sweetie.
00:50:37Daddy had this crap line just for you.
00:50:40Eat as much as you want.
00:50:41Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:45I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:47I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:49Honestly?
00:50:51This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:54Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:55Just like this.
00:50:57Does he really mean that?
00:50:59Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:00I can't tell.
00:51:02And that terrifies me.
00:51:08Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:51:10I brought you a gift.
00:51:11Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:14Oh.
00:51:19Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:22Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:25Tell me everything.
00:51:27Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:32Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:36A high school dropout?
00:51:38In the Harrison family?
00:51:41Not a chance.
00:51:45She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:49Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:50Silence.
00:51:51Get me the address where she works.
00:51:53It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:55That's nice.
00:51:56We own that one.
00:51:58Good work.
00:51:59But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:11Thanks.
00:52:11So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:18Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:20And how about you?
00:52:25Me?
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:28Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:33Eva.
00:52:34Eva.
00:52:36Eva.
00:52:37Eva.
00:52:38Eva.
00:52:39Eva.
00:52:40Eva.
00:52:51Eva.
00:53:11That birthmark.
00:53:11firewood. Max, I need to tell you something. Something important. What's gotten into her?
00:53:22Is she hiding something? Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa? I haven't
00:53:28been completely honest with you. Piper is... Piper is... Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts. Sweetie,
00:53:41my gosh, it's so swollen. Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:46Listen, you stay here with Daddy. Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:51Come on, Piper. Okay, let me see.
00:53:59I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again. But that's not true. You were leaving
00:54:06after Christmas, aren't you? Uh... Daddy! No! Whoa!
00:54:18Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:24Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:27Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:29Really? Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:35You think it was Scar?
00:54:41I wouldn't worry about it. Scars make you look like a badass. I have one, too. Dad, I got
00:54:48that when I was about your age. Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:53Really? No way.
00:54:54No. It was actually a cactus. But it's still cool.
00:55:00I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:06Piper,
00:55:06how long have you had that?
00:55:08My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:15And how old are you?
00:55:17Six.
00:55:18Six? That one night stand was about
00:55:20seven years ago. Okay, I found
00:55:22the first date kit.
00:55:24Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:29What do I even say?
00:55:30And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:33Sorry, honey. This man's your dad
00:55:34and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:37Um, yeah.
00:55:41Can I see your hands, sweetie?
00:55:44Ivar.
00:55:48Okay, look.
00:55:52Piper is...
00:55:58Go on.
00:56:05Must be an emergency.
00:56:07Excuse me.
00:56:09Sorry.
00:56:10I'll take this.
00:56:16Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:19Yeah.
00:56:20Mommy's just realizing
00:56:22she's a coward.
00:56:23I don't even have the guts
00:56:25to tell the truth.
00:56:29Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:31I'm telling you, Max,
00:56:33that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:35She's a high school dropout.
00:56:37Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:39And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:42I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:43Max.
00:56:44That man has no idea
00:56:45what the treasure
00:56:48he's missing out on.
00:56:52I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:53You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:55Your mother would take her away.
00:56:57After Christmas,
00:56:58it's over.
00:57:01Eva?
00:57:03Maximus?
00:57:03Are you even listening to me?
00:57:06No, Mom, Mom.
00:57:06Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:08Eva's my wife
00:57:09and I've made up my mind.
00:57:10I'm not leaving her.
00:57:13Eva?
00:57:32Oh, wow.
00:57:34That's so cool.
00:57:35Did you know?
00:57:36Derek, this is from
00:57:38Eva and I.
00:57:39Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:42Thanks, guys.
00:57:43We'll have your hair.
00:57:46We got it!
00:57:46Oh!
00:57:47Wow!
00:57:48Damn, these are nice.
00:57:50Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:58Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:58:00It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:01Here, I'll go with you.
00:58:02Remember the song we sang?
00:58:04Ready, ready?
00:58:05Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:07What do we got, guys?
00:58:08Millie.
00:58:08Walking home from our house.
00:58:10Christmas Eve.
00:58:14You never told me.
00:58:18Have we met before?
00:58:24Have we met before?
00:58:27She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:32I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:35Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:46I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:47Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:49They're very common.
00:58:50I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:53No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:57Maybe.
00:59:00Are you okay?
00:59:03Are you okay?
00:59:03Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:06No.
00:59:07I'm fine.
00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:15I got you this.
00:59:17You got me a gift, too?
00:59:18Tis the season.
00:59:20Open it.
00:59:34Gloves.
00:59:36Did you make these?
00:59:38Yeah.
00:59:39I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:43You've already done so much for me.
00:59:45I just want to do a little something for you.
00:59:48How did I feel?
00:59:51Warm, right?
00:59:52Yeah.
00:59:53Warm.
00:59:55Soft.
00:59:59Perfect.
01:00:03Thank you, Eva.
01:00:05I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:09Really?
01:00:11Yeah, my mom.
01:00:12She partied all the time.
01:00:14And I got gifts.
01:00:15Plenty of them, but...
01:00:17I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:21Nothing personal.
01:00:23You deserve it.
01:00:25You're a good guy.
01:00:28And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:35What if that day's today?
01:00:40What if I already found someone special?
01:00:44Right here.
01:01:10Max, we can't.
01:01:13If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:20What do you mean?
01:01:22I don't want you to stop.
01:01:29No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:36I don't want you to stop.
01:01:37What do you mean?
01:01:46What do you mean?
01:01:56Oh, God, you are trying to be working the same thing.
01:02:03Piper!
01:02:12Piper?
01:02:15She can't see me.
01:02:34Piper?
01:02:35Piper?
01:02:35Piper?
01:02:38Piper?
01:02:39Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:52That was way too close.
01:02:54Yeah.
01:02:55We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:01Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:05Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:09You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:16Let me give it to you.
01:03:18I'm up here.
01:03:20I'm up here.
01:03:55Why are you calling me this morning?
01:04:01Hello?
01:04:01Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:03I'm Max's mother.
01:04:05Name your price.
01:04:06What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:09What?
01:04:10We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:14Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:18My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:22Piper is my daughter.
01:04:23And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:26So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:29But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:34There's my beautiful wife.
01:04:40You okay?
01:04:44Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:48So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:52What are you talking about?
01:04:53It's over.
01:04:55It's not that hard to understand.
01:05:00Eva, wait!
01:05:04So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:11Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:14None of it was real.
01:05:15So, this is just a goodbye?
01:05:19Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:22Look.
01:05:24Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:28But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:31And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:33But just tell me what you need.
01:05:36I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:41Just say the word.
01:05:47You don't get it.
01:05:50You don't get it.
01:05:57I think it's time, Piper, and I go back to New York.
01:06:05I won't give up on us.
01:06:21Are we here?
01:06:23Yes.
01:06:25As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:31Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:33We're home.
01:06:38How can she just walk away?
01:06:47Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:49It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:51Can I just pay you the little extra and skip it?
01:06:54You promise.
01:06:56Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:58Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:02All right, fine.
01:07:03When?
01:07:05Two days.
01:07:06I'll come pick you up.
01:07:08No need.
01:07:09Just send me the address to mommy, either.
01:07:13Okay.
01:07:16I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you, so don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:24Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:26If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:50He was meeting my mother today.
01:07:52Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:54Boss?
01:07:56Boss?
01:08:00Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:03I need to go win back my family.
01:08:06Family?
01:08:07Boss, you okay?
01:08:09Never better.
01:08:11Go get her, Max.
01:08:16Give it your best smile and...
01:08:18Ah, there he is, Maximus, darling.
01:08:23I have some prospects for you.
01:08:25Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:30Oh.
01:08:33I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:42Maximus, stop this.
01:08:44That Eva woman is scamming your son.
01:08:48Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:52You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:55No, I'm not.
01:08:57Oh?
01:08:58I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:02Yes, I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:07What?
01:09:21That's her.
01:09:23The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:27Hi, welcome in.
01:09:29Can I help you find something?
01:09:31I want to try those.
01:09:35Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:38Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:44No, no, no.
01:09:46I know what I want.
01:09:47Size seven.
01:09:50Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:54Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:09:57Yes.
01:10:01Ignore her.
01:10:02She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:04Here, let me help you.
01:10:05Come on.
01:10:10She seems kind.
01:10:17I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:20She's just doing her job.
01:10:23How do they feel?
01:10:24Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:27I think I need a size up.
01:10:30Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:34Right away.
01:10:36I'll be right back.
01:10:37She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:40Was I wrong about her?
01:10:56Are you gluing the heel back on it?
01:11:00Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:02She can't walk.
01:11:05That's just pure evil.
01:11:10Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:13She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:15Who cares?
01:11:15It's the last pair.
01:11:17I get paid commission.
01:11:24I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:27See?
01:11:29This is your whole problem.
01:11:32This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:35I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:38I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:41She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:44People who insult her all day?
01:11:46I'm your manager.
01:11:52Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:12:01Did I stutter?
01:12:07You don't have to fire me.
01:12:10I quit.
01:12:17I don't work here anymore.
01:12:20Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:22They're broken.
01:12:24Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:25You're a good person, after all.
01:12:29Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:32I'm sorry?
01:12:34Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:37Get out!
01:12:43You're not disabled?
01:12:45Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:49Absolutely shameful.
01:12:51Who are you?
01:12:53I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group.
01:12:57And the owner of the store.
01:12:59You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:01Mother of the CEO?
01:13:03I am.
01:13:05And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:08What do I do?
01:13:12You are a good person.
01:13:14From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:21Are you serious?
01:13:25That's right.
01:13:26Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:28You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:37You.
01:13:39Out.
01:13:40I'll leave.
01:13:44I'm leaving.
01:13:47I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:51No, don't worry.
01:13:53You're getting a promotion.
01:13:55You deserve it, my dear.
01:14:00First assignment.
01:14:02I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:08Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:11Okay.
01:14:14Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:18I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:27She's the mother of the CEO.
01:14:29Of course she lives like this.
01:14:40Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:46Max?
01:14:48Eva.
01:14:49What are you doing here?
01:14:52I, uh...
01:14:53There you are, Eva.
01:14:56Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:59My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:02What are you...
01:15:06That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:11Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:13Stop.
01:15:15And you.
01:15:16You lied to me at the store.
01:15:19You were both just testing me?
01:15:21Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:23I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:24I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:28But I was wrong.
01:15:29Eva, please.
01:15:30I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:33Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:36How could you think that of me?
01:15:38It's not like that, dear.
01:15:40Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:42Mom, what did you do?
01:15:44I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:47We're not together.
01:15:49And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:55I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:59What are you waiting for, son?
01:16:00Go after her.
01:16:05Eva.
01:16:06Let me go.
01:16:07I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:09Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:10Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:12I'm not pretending.
01:16:13Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:15And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:23Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:27Max, you came.
01:16:29God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:33I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:37Just say the word.
01:16:41See?
01:16:43Stop fighting.
01:16:47We belong together.
01:16:49You're wrong.
01:16:51Wrong about what?
01:16:53That you care?
01:16:54Or we belong together?
01:16:56Look, I already told you.
01:16:58We're from two completely different worlds.
01:17:00Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:04I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:09Eva.
01:17:13Eva!
01:17:15I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:17Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:25Ow!
01:17:27Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:29Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:32Come here.
01:17:40No, you're not fine.
01:17:42You're sad.
01:17:45I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:48I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:53I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:58Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:01I'm a bug.
01:18:03You're right.
01:18:04What am I doing?
01:18:05Running like a coward?
01:18:08I always taught you to be brave.
01:18:11Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:15I believe in you.
01:18:16What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:18I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:23Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:18:33Enough sulking.
01:18:35Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:38Don't you think I want to?
01:18:41She doesn't want me.
01:18:42I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:44Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:46You can't abandon her.
01:18:47Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:49I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:52And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:56What are you talking about?
01:18:58I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:01Piper is your daughter.
01:19:04What?
01:19:05See for yourself.
01:19:12I was right.
01:19:13Seven years ago.
01:19:14One years, that woman was Eva.
01:19:27Eva!
01:19:31Daddy!
01:19:33Daddy!
01:19:35Piper!
01:19:38I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:46You came back.
01:19:50I, uh...
01:19:52Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:20:00I, uh, I was scared.
01:20:03But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:06Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:11Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:14I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:18I appreciate your daughter.
01:20:20You knew.
01:20:22My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:24Mama!
01:20:25Oh.
01:20:28Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:30But you've known this whole time?
01:20:32I was scared.
01:20:33Okay?
01:20:34I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:36I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:39How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:52I love you, Eva.
01:20:56I love you, too.
01:20:58I promise.
01:20:59For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:03As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:08I love you, Eva.
01:21:16Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:19For real this time?
01:21:20Yeah, yes.
01:21:22Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:28Yes.
01:21:29Hi.
01:21:36Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas.
01:21:39And the Christmas after that.
01:21:40And forever.
01:21:43I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:50Who's that?
01:21:53Eva!
01:21:55Take me back!
01:21:58I'm sorry!
01:21:59I'm sorry!
01:22:00You're tired!
01:22:03Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:06Again.
01:22:09No?
01:22:10Not funny?
01:22:11Not funny?
01:22:11Not funny?
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