00:01Oh, fuck, fuck.
00:03What? What happened?
00:03The condom broke.
00:04But you didn't finish, right? It's fine.
00:06Yeah, but there's those little guys that come out before the big party, you know?
00:10I want to get the pill.
00:14Me and this young lady were...
00:18Yep, there it is.
00:19Oh, no, no. Please, I got it.
00:22My treat.
00:26We need you to do an accent.
00:28You mean like an Indian accent?
00:29You know, Ben Kingsley did an accent in Gandhi, and he won the Oscar for it, so...
00:34But he didn't win the Oscar just for doing the accent.
00:37I mean, it wasn't an Oscar for Best Indian Accent.
00:41You see the social network?
00:42The Indian guy is a white guy.
00:44No, no, no. I read that he's 116th Indian.
00:46Who cares? If you go back far enough, we're all 116th something.
00:48I'm probably 116th of black.
00:49You think they're gonna let me play Blade?
00:52Whoever you're dating now at this stage, it could be who you end up with.
00:55It's a big decision. It's hard.
00:56How many women did you meet before you decided on mom?
00:58Two?
00:59Two? That's it? What was wrong with the first lady?
01:01It's a little bit too tall.
01:03As soon as she stood up, I was like, whoa.
01:06We have to learn to make decisions, man.
01:08You want a chance?
01:09Part of me is like, yeah, it could be an amazing experience.
01:13Black lady!
01:15Chinese, man!
01:16Hey, hey, hey.
01:16Don't yell out people's ethnicities.
01:21There are a million things that guys have no clue about that are so annoying.
01:24Like what?
01:25So you remember when we went to brunch and we both Instagrammed a picture of that frittata?
01:28Ooh, that frittata was fluffy as hell.
01:30What are your comments?
01:31Yumtown. Population div.
01:33Check mine out.
01:34I want to fuck your face.
01:36When you close your eyes, do you see Dev and Rachel in a cozy house with little devs running
01:41around?
01:43When do you see Black?
01:46Listen, Dev.
01:47We're seeing each other.
01:48You seem very nice.
01:50I'll admit I was a little worried.
01:51Some of my friends have racist grandmas.
01:53Oh, I see.
01:54You assumed I was a racist just because I'm old.
01:57Well, now the tables have turned.
01:58I'm sorry.
01:58I'm sorry.
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