00:03It's just a movie.
00:05You see, Natalie, life's not a fairy tale.
00:07Girls like us don't get that.
00:09But why?
00:10Well, look in the mirror, doll. We're no Julia Roberts.
00:19What are we talking about?
00:20Natalie's saying that romantic comedies are bad.
00:23All those movies are lies. They're terrible pop songs.
00:25I think people would have an easier time
00:27seeing you if you were a little more open.
00:30Hey, I'm Jack.
00:32Natalie.
00:34Give me the purse!
00:36How does this shit always happen to me?
00:45Where am I?
00:46You're in the emergency room.
00:47This isn't an emergency room. This is a Williams-Sonoma.
00:51It looks like somebody's put a beauty filter
00:54across New York City.
00:559-1-1, what's your emergency?
00:57Someone's broken into my apartment.
00:58And they've taken everything and replaced it all with much nicer stuff.
01:02So your emergency is that your apartment is too big
01:05and you have every shoe you could ever want.
01:07Yeah, exactly. That's what I would...
01:08Bye.
01:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11I think I might be going crazy.
01:12I hit my head really hard
01:14and I woke up in this alternate universe.
01:16And now I have a gay sidekick
01:18who's setting gay rights back like 100 years.
01:20I love working the legs.
01:22Jesus!
01:22And guys looking me in the eyes.
01:24You're quite beguiling, aren't you?
01:25Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
01:27No!
01:28Oh my God.
01:30I think I'm trapped in a...
01:34My wife's become a mother...
01:36Romantic comedy!
01:38And it's PG-13!
01:41Woo!
01:46Okay, Booch, what's the update?
01:48I have to get a man to fall in love with me.
01:50Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, yeah!
01:52Don't you wanna dance, play?
01:54I wanna dance, don't you wanna dance?
01:56I'm Josh.
01:57That is such a beautiful name.
01:58Don't you wanna dance?
02:00Don't you wanna dance?
02:01Don't you wanna dance?
02:03Good morning, beautiful.
02:05Last night was amazing.
02:07I don't think we actually did anything
02:08and just cut to the next morning.
02:10What?
02:10Just get back here.
02:11Okay.
02:14Good morning, beautiful.
02:15Last night was amazing.
02:17Natalie, I...
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