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EastEnders 12th March 2026
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00:00Music
00:14Hahaha
00:20You alright?
00:24I am now...
00:28Goodness...
00:38Maybe we should consider getting away before things get too messy.
00:43Yeah, because last time we ran away from our problems it ended really well, didn't it?
00:46Look, I'm just saying that the people Mark's involved with, they wouldn't think twice about
00:49setting fire at this gaff.
00:50That is exactly why I can't just leave him without trying to get him out of it.
00:55Please just drop it.
00:58Are you serious about going into work?
01:01DJs and caterers ain't going to pay for themselves, are they?
01:04No.
01:05You stick in the house today, I'm not having your guard in the gaff again.
01:08If anything happens, you phone me so aware of it.
01:15Morning.
01:15Morning mate, thanks very much.
01:19You alright Vic?
01:20Phil's rung me in at the gym.
01:22Pretty boys I've seen in case you wanted to take him from sleep.
01:24You really dropped the act.
01:26You told me that you were going to find another way to get out of this.
01:31Killy Ravi.
01:33What's told me last night?
01:36Mark.
01:38This ain't you.
01:39Well if it's between protecting my family or some geezer I barely know.
01:44You know, you picked me.
01:46Yeah.
01:47What about Ravi's family?
01:50Until I prove you're sorted, you're in danger.
01:53And I ain't having it.
01:54You know, man.
01:56Come on, man.
01:57Come on, man.
01:58See .
02:02Ravchot Singulati?
02:03Yeah.
02:04He needs to be seen today, okay?
02:05It's urgent.
02:07Yeah.
02:07He's next to me.
02:08Says he's fine.
02:10Oh, they put me on hold.
02:16It's just me, babe.
02:20OK.
02:21Yeah, yeah, that's great. That's great. Thanks.
02:25What's the point in same-day appointments
02:27if the receptionist makes you beg to get one?
02:30We can go another day, yeah.
02:33No, no, I've got you an appointment for later.
02:37Look at me.
02:40I know he's quick, but after everything that's happened this week...
02:48I'll go.
02:54Mum, I need a donkey costume for Red Nose Day.
02:57What do you need a donkey costume for for Red Nose Day?
02:58Look, can you get your shoes on, please? We'll leave them in five minutes.
03:00I will. I will sort it.
03:02Oi! That's mine!
03:04Oh.
03:05Louis! Can you stop drawing on everything you see?
03:08This is my work stuff, yay!
03:09Why I got you a notepad in the first place!
03:12Sorry!
03:14What if Picasso's mum said that to him and he ended up never paying the 16th chapel?
03:19Since when were you taking back Anders from Elaine?
03:22I thought you was working for Ian.
03:23Well, bisexual, bipartisan, king that buys me.
03:27One advantage of living in the house that time forgot is finding relics everywhere.
03:31Eh?
03:32Dot have way too many pics of Brian Locke and her Burke and her albums.
03:36Stalker.
03:38Is this depressing vibe because you still ain't shifted that car?
03:42I wouldn't buy anything from you of this aura you've got, Lauren.
03:45Can you just pack it in, please?
03:46Look, you've got a fit fella. Sick job. You're living the dream, Lauren.
03:52What has gotten into you today?
03:55Look.
04:05Oh, please, Lauren, stop shouting.
04:08OK, yeah, I should've told you about Caleb, alright?
04:10But he's not a weirdo or a tea leaf. He's more of a giver anyway.
04:13Oh, please!
04:13Look, he's got his thing of being silent in the morning unless he's saying his goals out loud.
04:18You should try that with the car. Say or sell it. You will.
04:21I can shift a car without some mute hippies techniques, thank you.
04:25Do me a favour, Lauren. Smile.
04:31Double sausage on white and enough sugary pastries to make Willy Wonka jealous.
04:36Yeah, I'm starved.
04:38I'll charge extra for delivery, by the way.
04:41Um, Al.
04:43Peter will pay you later.
04:45He owes me for doing double duty.
04:50Julie and Yolanda want to know if we want to get food with them a bit after we've seen Nigel.
04:54I thought you'd be too ill for that.
04:56Bill.
04:58Can I have a word?
04:59Well, could he wait?
05:02So tell them I'm outside, yeah. I'll be in with you in a minute, yeah?
05:07Let me guess. It's about Mark.
05:10This gang have said that if he don't find the rat, kill them today, they're gonna come after me next.
05:15Listen, he doesn't know what he's got himself into, but if he actually doesn't...
05:20I don't want to beg you for help again, but he needs to get out of this mess.
05:26Please.
05:27So I've got Lexi to think about it, yeah? What happens if I get involved, yeah?
05:31If I get involved, then it all goes wrong.
05:32Well, what happens to Mark if you don't?
05:38Right, I'll finish you with Lex.
05:40And then I'll talk to Mark, all right?
05:42But listen, if you don't listen, I'll try again.
05:59Sorry about the wait, Mr Galati.
06:08Who can I help to see?
06:13It's just Ravi.
06:15My name.
06:17Ravi.
06:23Tell her.
06:31I bet I've been stressed...
06:37for a few weeks.
06:40It ain't a big deal.
06:44He's been hurting himself.
06:46I need to hear this from Ravi.
06:50Is that how you got the facial bruising, too?
07:01Look, he ain't been right for months.
07:04Okay? Shutting himself away.
07:06Getting into fights.
07:09We ain't having sex.
07:11Brilliant.
07:12No, she needs to know, okay?
07:13You're not okay.
07:14None of this is okay!
07:17I'd like to ask you a few questions about what your partner said.
07:23Is that all right?
07:30Have you seen these?
07:31My dad won't stop banging on them.
07:33Fair play, Alain could have put a lot worse on them.
07:36It's your idea, is it?
07:38Is this, Beely, what you want?
07:39Ten points for the pun?
07:41Well, you're lucky my dad ain't around this morning,
07:43because you reckon you'll be done for libel.
07:44Only if it isn't true.
07:46All's fair in love and war, and local politics.
07:49Ronnie?
07:50I'll write.
07:53I didn't ask for a smear campaign.
07:56I just wanted, in tone, fresh ideas.
07:59So you bring your best to our meeting this afternoon, yeah?
08:02Absolutely.
08:02I've been thinking about it all night, Alain.
08:04Thinking, thinking, thinking all my brain, ready to go.
08:09Good.
08:09I'm expecting great things.
08:11Sure.
08:12Yeah.
08:14Oi.
08:15Nice touch with the posters.
08:19Come on, then.
08:20Dils and Sons for fresh fruit and veg.
08:22Banner Bowl, come on, get all your berries, your bananas,
08:24and your broccoli from the freshest store out here.
08:27Come on, you beautiful people.
08:28Banner of Bills, best bananas.
08:30Any mental illness in your family history?
08:34I don't know.
08:39And do you know which feelings drive you to self-harm?
08:48Ravi, do you have thoughts of ending your life?
08:56No.
09:02Okay.
09:04Thank you for sharing.
09:06I'm gonna refer you to the mental health team.
09:10At the minute, the waiting list is around eight weeks.
09:13Eight weeks?
09:15But there are other things you can do when you feel overwhelmed.
09:20Meditation.
09:21Exercise.
09:22Are you joking?
09:23Look at the state of him.
09:25If you need it, the Walford crisis team can help in the MEDSA.
09:29I can give you some pamphlets.
09:31Oh, eight weeks wait for those and all.
09:32Look, I'm not joking.
09:34I bend over backwards to get you an appointment,
09:35and she's just doing labour breaths and cardio.
09:37It can help for some.
09:40I think you'd benefit from something for the anxiety and the lack of sleep you mentioned.
09:47I'll have that prescription sent over to the pharmacy on Turpin Road.
09:52Erm, could you actually send it to the one on the high street please?
09:57I have got a few things I need to pick up.
10:05You seem like you have a strong support system around you.
10:27Your sister's been on my case.
10:32Have you spoken to anyone yet?
10:34About Ravi.
10:36Not you at all, Phil.
10:38Ravi chose to be a grass.
10:40He deserves everything he gets.
10:43When you think this won't be the only thing that you think about one day.
10:47Hey.
10:47When you're alone, blaming your old man, blaming anyone for the mess you made of everything.
10:54Tougher blokes than you and tougher bokes than Ravi have been broken by this life.
10:58And this...
11:00This ain't you.
11:02Now you put the bullet in Ravi now.
11:06It's only an hour of time before someone does that thing.
11:09Or...
11:09Or you do it to yourself.
11:12Now you want my help getting out of this.
11:16You say something now.
11:18Cos I won't be offering again.
11:23Yeah.
11:26Why?
11:28I'll make some calls.
11:34It's not me, innit?
11:35Runs like a dream.
11:39Good luck, Lauren.
11:40Yeah, there's a couple.
11:41They're...
11:41They're gonna come back later.
11:42They're just gonna think on it for a bit.
11:44That was true.
11:45It's the oldest one in the book, that is.
11:47Obviously, I ain't interested.
11:50Maybe it's your face that scared them off.
11:52What's that supposed to mean?
11:53Well, it wouldn't kill you, would it?
11:54Crack a smile.
11:56Look like Eeyore.
11:58And you're the face of eternal happiness, are ya?
12:00Listen, Lauren, right?
12:01I've had plenty of satisfied customers coming out of that office over the years.
12:05Shift it, yeah?
12:07Today.
12:07It's costing me money.
12:08Rust in there.
12:09Yep, it'll be gone.
12:12That doctor weren't bad in the end.
12:14After all that come-by-ass stuff.
12:17I'm sorry for waiting in earlier.
12:21Um...
12:21I'm gonna lie down.
12:24Okay?
12:24Okay.
12:33Hey, where you been?
12:36Doctor's.
12:37Well, is he alright?
12:38He just wants everything to get back to normal.
12:40Yeah.
12:46Shhh.
12:47No, come here.
12:50Alright, I'll see you in a bit, yeah?
12:52Yeah.
12:52Yeah.
12:59Yeah, I'm okay.
13:15Hey, Dad.
13:22Dad?
13:27Dad?
13:39Um...
13:42Um...
13:42I'll, um...
13:44I'll see you later, yeah?
13:45I'll see you later.
13:57I'll see you later.
14:10Don't mess, innit?
14:12What did you speak to?
14:13Is it sorted?
14:22Phil, is it sorted?
14:28You're not as different from the old man as you like to think you are, you know?
14:31Getting yourself in trouble and putting other people in the firing line.
14:35I spoke with you, Katha, and this is all we decide, it's over.
14:41I mean, you've been around as long as I have, you get to know where the bodies are buried
14:44and we can call in a few favours.
14:47Cheers, Phil.
14:49You can start taking this place seriously and I'll...
14:52you can manage it until Cheryl gets back.
14:54Yeah, any of it.
14:56Well, I'll cover for you this afternoon.
14:57You need to concentrate on raising some cash.
15:00You're gonna need it.
15:01A few words from me only go so far.
15:04He wants 100 grand.
15:11Yeah, she's a beauty, man.
15:18You okay?
15:20Yeah.
15:22Uh, Phil hasn't meant to see Nigel this week.
15:27Phil.
15:28Give him time.
15:30He's Nigel's best friend, he'll be there.
15:35Oh, customers?
15:37Don't waste us on with them, they ain't gonna buy nothing.
15:40They do, mate, alright?
15:41Alright, ladies?
15:42Oh, you got Nigel to be chewing your ear off about this.
15:45Aw.
15:46How is he?
15:47Uh, yeah.
15:48It's good.
15:49Thanks.
15:50I went to see him earlier at the home.
15:53Everyone's visiting him and putting their weight.
15:55Well, most people.
15:58I'll tell you what, next time we get a classic car in, I'll take you both for a spin.
16:01I'll do the driving this time now.
16:03Alright.
16:04I think we could squeeze in a little sparkling water.
16:08Or something stronger.
16:10Don't you want to make your way home or you're not having enough of me or raises early?
16:14No, no, no, no, no.
16:15Patrick's been playing dominors with Ollie for days.
16:17He won't miss me for hours.
16:18Come on.
16:24Hi.
16:26You interested?
16:28Couldn't comment.
16:30You're a kept woman, ain't ya?
16:32Nobody keeps me, thank you.
16:34It's Peaky Boy, know that.
16:37You raid the piggy bank to buy this place or what?
16:41Er, worse.
16:43Made a deal with the devil.
16:47It's a nice car, though.
16:48Yeah.
16:50What's horsepower on it?
16:51110.
16:52It's a bit low by today's standards, but...
16:55I mean, it's not bad for a classic car.
16:57And also, you won't even notice, will you, when you've got the top down, the sun shining.
17:02There ain't nothing I don't know about this car.
17:05And if you buy it off me, then we'll get my dad off our backside.
17:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:11It's a nice motor.
17:13Let's see if a bike is as good as a bar, okay?
17:16Got time for me to take for a test drive?
17:18Yeah, definitely.
17:19Let me get my stuff.
17:20Er, you ain't gonna come.
17:21I'm only going round the block.
17:23Scout's on her.
17:24Come on.
17:25It's the first thing you learned.
17:26You don't let go of the keys.
17:28Alright, well, in that case, give me 30 minutes, I'll grab my licence and come back.
17:32Of course.
17:35Oh, it's easy work, Dad.
17:40What do you have for?
17:41Phil, have you spoken to him yet?
17:43Call me.
17:45Vic.
17:47I'm getting out.
17:48I don't know what you said to Phil, but he sorted it.
17:52No one's coming for you.
17:57Phil called in a favour.
17:59I just need some money to pay off the boss.
18:02How much?
18:03Oh, only a couple grand.
18:05Oh, look, if I had anything that weren't tied up in the wedding...
18:07I'm not asking, okay?
18:09I'm gonna sort this myself.
18:10And after all this, I'm gonna go straight.
18:13You know, just start helping running the gym more than that.
18:18What about Ravi?
18:20He is the luckiest man alive.
18:31Ian's all about global reach.
18:33He came up with that.
18:35Global.
18:35Doesn't he get bored naming things after himself?
18:38I mean, beel this, beel that.
18:39You know what I call him?
18:41A beelend.
18:44He should be buried.
18:47Politically.
18:48Not literally, obviously.
18:50I just wanna know who he's meeting with and what's his next move.
18:54I need a scoop, darling.
18:56Yes.
18:57Ah.
18:59Doors on a latch, but then again brothels are...
19:01Always accept walk-ins, don't they?
19:03Do you know what? It really is too good to be true.
19:05I wish I had a journalist with me.
19:06I mean, past it to Pensioner preys on vulnerable staffer from opposition.
19:10Oh, that's a bit of a mouthful of a headline, isn't it?
19:13I think you need an editor.
19:15Tacky posters.
19:17Plying my staff with alcohol.
19:19I mean, I'm not ashamed of my past.
19:21You spelt counsellor wrong.
19:23Who said I wrote it?
19:26Oh, you double-dipper.
19:29That's biophobic.
19:30And I wasn't even gonna tell her anything about your campaign.
19:32Then why am I wasting my best vodka and a salary?
19:35Oh, you're paying him?
19:37Oh, more fool you. I mean, I was just doing it as a favour for Lauren.
19:40You're sacked.
19:41Yeah. Technically, can you be sacked from a voluntary position?
19:43Er, yeah.
19:45I'm no-one's meal ticket, darling.
19:47You're fired. I can do this on my own.
19:50Oh, really? Good luck.
19:54Oscar, darling.
19:54Oh.
19:56Get out.
20:02Smoother than I thought.
20:04You call that a smooth drive?
20:06Leave off. We don't drive manual in America.
20:11It's a nice motor, though, isn't it?
20:14Mm-hm.
20:15That's what the bloke said earlier as well.
20:17We did sink in.
20:20Look, I could knock off 3%, maybe even 5% at a push.
20:23I can't afford this car, Lauren.
20:25I'm completely skint.
20:28Right.
20:28No.
20:30So driving badly round the back ends of Warford is how you get your kicks, is it?
20:34On a mini? Yeah.
20:38Look, I'm sorry, okay?
20:41I just know what it's like to have family on your back.
20:45So, I'm missing dinner for a deep and meaningful.
20:50Could buy you a sandwich.
20:52I can't afford that, if it's on offer.
20:56Go on, then.
20:58Give you a chance to check the crack on the back bumper.
21:01What crack? There ain't no crack.
21:03Reckon that'll take off more than that 5%, you're offering.
21:10Crack.
21:21Help me!
21:22Jesus!
21:24Help me!
21:44Lauren!
21:48Lauren!
21:51Are you alright?
21:56You're alright, you're okay, you're okay.
21:58I'm here.
21:59It's okay.
22:10I saw wine in the afternoon and I'm cream-crackered.
22:15Lexi, you alright?
22:16Yeah, yeah, she's gone with Cam to see his grandma, his wife.
22:20Oh, well.
22:21It might, er...
22:23free up a bit of time for you, eh?
22:26What do you mean?
22:27Everything that's been going on, er...
22:30Nigel's taken a...
22:31a bit of a back seat, hasn't he?
22:35Well, we could go together over the weekend.
22:37Listen, you stop going all about me going to see Nigel, yeah?
22:47You know, it's not my favourite place, either.
22:53But it's really important that he keeps to a routine, you know, he sees his best mate again.
23:03Hey...
23:05You can't...
23:07keep avoiding him.
23:12He needs you, Phil.
23:13They do move their way, Lord.
23:14But we will introduce them...
23:16Oh, it's still.
23:27Please.
23:27It looks worse than it feels.
23:29Stop fussing.
23:32What happened?
23:33Just some thug lifted the car.
23:37Where were you?
23:38Lauren had an eating, so I went to get her a sandwich.
23:41Can you call the police?
23:42Yes.
23:43Yes, they're on their way.
23:44I'm fine, by the way.
23:45Thank you for asking.
23:45Two days.
23:45Two days have been in business.
23:47Right here, the car nicked.
23:49Well, at least they can't do much without the paperwork.
23:52Yeah, I...
23:53I took them with me.
23:54Lauren!
23:55I thought it was a done deal!
23:56Can you not just be grateful that she's all right?
23:58Yeah, of course I am.
23:58It says it's a 20 grand motor.
24:01You know, we're not always in the heaven, Nigel Bargy.
24:04Sometimes we do it in the pub.
24:05You should join us sometime.
24:07What scar?
24:09Well, you got what you wanted, Dad.
24:11The car's gone by the end of the day, so there you go.
24:13You win.
24:13It was a nice car, alright?
24:15It's bound to get attention.
24:17You just got unlucky, Lauren.
24:19That's all.
24:19Hopefully I'll, erm, have more luck on my next test drive.
24:23I'm glad you're okay, Lauren.
24:25Mate, thank you.
24:26Thanks very much.
24:27Yeah, no worries.
24:27Thanks for stepping in.
24:29I'll get her back in one piece.
24:31It's for the cab.
24:32Cheers.
24:33See you later.
24:38Lauren, I've just worn the insurance out of you.
24:44Ravi?
24:47Ravi?
24:49Ravi?
24:59Where have you been?
25:00I've been calling you.
25:02I went to the gym looking for you.
25:03You've been gone forever.
25:05I fancied a walk.
25:10Where are the kids?
25:12Look out with mates.
25:14I thought...
25:16I was worried.
25:18Yeah, I just wanted to...
25:20clean my head for a bit, you know?
25:24Priya, I don't want you to worry.
25:26Each time I'm on my own, you...
25:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:29I know everyone.
25:32Look...
25:32Are you sure you can wait eight weeks for this referral?
25:35We can try and find the money to go private.
25:37No, no, no, no.
25:39Hey, let me try with the meds, yeah?
25:43Look, it really means a lot, you know?
25:47You trying?
25:50I'll run you a bath, yeah?
25:55I love you.
25:58I love you.
25:58I love you.
26:29What, mate?
26:31I sorted them over, yeah?
26:33What the hell were you playing at?
26:36You weren't supposed to touch her.
26:37She got Larry.
26:39She's a live wire.
26:40When can you shift this motor, anyway?
26:42Tomorrow.
26:42My man on the other side moves quick.
26:45I'll take my cutting cash when it's there.
26:47You better hope she don't remember what you look like,
26:49or you ain't getting a cup.
26:51Get out of my face now.
26:52Get out of it.
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