00:03www.mesmerism.it
00:30Yeah, it's kind of like going online to buy a pair of pants, except there's going to be a guy
00:33in them.
00:36I've been on 17 first dates this year. No second dates, eh?
00:41Oh, God!
00:4950s widower seeks lady friend who enjoys long, meandering bike rides.
00:53I will be carrying a single yellow rose.
00:55No.
00:57I answered my own father's personal ad.
00:59This is disturbing on so many levels.
01:03I'm not answering you, you know, that ad.
01:06Voluptuous and sensuous. Must love dogs. How she is appealing.
01:09You're meeting her tomorrow at 11. Bring a dog.
01:13Sarah?
01:14Hi. This is really amazing.
01:16When he plays dead, he really plays dead. He can stop his heart.
01:20She's shy. She's fragile.
01:22He was a little intense.
01:23She has no idea how beautiful she is.
01:25I don't think I'm ready for him.
01:27She's a mess. It's fantastic.
01:31My parents are trying it apart for a while.
01:33My mom says my dad is incorrigible.
01:36That means he likes other women.
01:39Austin adores you.
01:40I can see why.
01:41He is hot.
01:42And he likes you.
01:47You won't let me explain.
01:49Let me do it for you.
01:50You were lying to me because you didn't want to hurt my feelings.
01:51I get it.
01:52I just got shredded.
01:53I'm out of the game.
01:54Bench me.
01:55Bench me.
01:57Hey.
01:58Benched.
02:00Why one human being is attracted to another is one of the great mysteries of the world, love.
02:05This will be everlasting love.
02:09This will be...
02:10I love you too.
02:11When I've waited for...
02:12Hello?
02:13I filled your freezer again.
02:15There is now enough meat in there to feed every guy who answered your ad and still...
02:20Well, Jake did, in fact, answer the ad.
02:22I love you too.
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