00:00If you want to bury a dead body, simply bury it 9 feet deep, then place a dead animal 4
00:05feet above it.
00:06This way, if a police dog smells something unusual, they will only find the dead animal.
00:12If you are driving around with some illegal substances, simply put it in a sealed box.
00:16That has your address on it, because cops aren't allowed to open up your mail.
00:19If you want to get rid of a crime weapon, the best way to do it is to melt it
00:23down into a block of steel,
00:24then throw it in the ocean.
00:26This way, it will sink to the bottom, and if someone finds it, they will never know what it originally
00:31was.
00:33Every time you stay at a hotel, bring a dead cockroach with you.
00:36Toss it on the floor somewhere in your room, then call the front desk and say,
00:40There's a cockroach in my room.
00:41You'll probably get a free room upgrade, or a discount for the rest of your stay.
00:45To be safe in bear-infested areas, always carry a pocket knife when you go with a friend.
00:49If a bear attacks you, stab your friend in the leg and run.
00:53If you're tired at work, set up a ladder and take a nap at its base.
00:56If you get caught, you can say you fell off the ladder and lost consciousness.
00:59SH soul!
01:00SH run!
01:01SH.
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