00:00Dad, you didn't sleep with her.
00:01Love your show, Donnie.
00:02Thank you. I just, uh, help people.
00:06Tell everyone what happened.
00:07I sent this picture to my boyfriend.
00:09A sext.
00:10It went viral.
00:12Okay, Donnie, bring it around.
00:13That's your camera over there.
00:14Say, Patrick, you're a little boy.
00:16Patrick, I'm gonna kill you.
00:19Cut. We get a super nut.
00:21You didn't make the All-Starts.
00:22You deserve to be on, but just to ensure it was gonna happen,
00:25slept with your coach.
00:27That is disgusting.
00:27Did you not see Forrest Gump?
00:28When they were gonna throw Forrest Gump out of the regular school
00:31and she had to sleep with that big, gross, fat guy
00:33because she loved Forrest Gump.
00:35What?
00:37Three beautiful, foxy, at-50 and beyond women.
00:41Most important physical exercise is kegels.
00:44Right, ladies?
00:45What is this?
00:45Absolutely.
00:46You can do it anywhere in the world.
00:48Kugel away.
00:49Kugel?
00:50Really?
00:51Uh, kegel.
00:52Kugel you eat.
00:54I'm gonna go out with an age-appropriate woman.
01:25Show me what you got.
01:26I remember when we did a show about no sexting.
01:30You just sexted the universe.
01:33Let me see it.
01:34I look good.
01:35What's the big deal?
01:35I salute you guys coming out,
01:37and I wish I had the bravery to come out.
01:39Are you saying you're gay?
01:40Because it kind of sounds like you're saying you're gay.
01:42How could anybody possibly think I'm gay?
01:44You do like to wear those really snug,
01:46you-and-that T-shirts.
01:47I work out a lot.
01:48I like to show off my bills.
01:50I'm straight, right?
01:50I'm no different.
01:51You took a test?
01:52What test?
01:53You turn on some gay porn,
01:55dude on dude.
01:56If you're mad, right?
02:01All right, moment of truth.
02:04Nope, straight.
02:07Donnie, USA's new original comedy.
02:09I love that.
02:10Look at it.
02:10Look how ripped I look.
02:11Am I these big?
02:12Yes.
02:13Yeah, I think so.
02:14Look howчно.
02:16Have fun.
02:17What do you do?
02:20Oh, wow.
02:23What do you do?
02:24You only watch my Sorbelow.
02:24in the movie. Sudd
02:24Grazie.
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