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01:01Hello? Hi, this is Allison. I don't know if you remember me.
01:04I have something I really need to tell you. I'm pregnant.
01:07With a baby?
01:08Yes.
01:10Then what are you hitting on me for?
01:12How did this happen?
01:13This is a disaster.
01:14Aren't you supposed to be married to have a baby?
01:16You should be, because they love each other, and people who love each other get married and have babies.
01:21Do you love each other?
01:23We should really just try to get to know each other and give this a real shot.
01:26Okay, I know we didn't plan this, but I'm on board.
01:30Yay!
01:32This summer...
01:33Is this freaking you out that we're shopping for baby clothes?
01:36No, I'm just pretending I'm shopping for regular clothes and I'm a giant.
01:39What do you think of him? He's funny, right?
01:41Fetch!
01:42Alright, bring it back!
01:43He's playing fetch with my kids.
01:45Go get it! Fetch!
01:46He's treating my kids like they're dogs.
01:49Universal Pictures presents...
01:50Marriage is like an unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond.
01:53Should we have sex tonight?
01:55Ugh!
01:56But it doesn't last 22 minutes.
01:57It lasts forever.
01:58I'm just really constipated.
02:00Do you really want to?
02:01Well, now.
02:03A comedy about where babies come from...
02:05I'm gonna be there to rear your child.
02:07You hear that, Ben?
02:08Don't let him near the kid. He wants to rear your child.
02:10And how grown-ups are born...
02:12You're gonna love this, I predict.
02:14Life's a great adventure, and you're the hero in it.
02:17I'm gonna go sneak a peek, see if there's anything I can do.
02:20Dude, get in here.
02:21Get out!
02:22Get out!
02:24I shouldn't have gone in there.
02:26Knocked up.
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