00:00www.mesmerism.info
00:30No, no, not now. I mean eventually.
00:33I'm a man with a huge world view. I'm surrounded by microbes.
00:37Sir?
00:37Hey, what? My God, you scared me.
00:39Can you help me get something to eat?
00:41God, stop that. How old are you?
00:43I'm 21.
00:44Yeah, you're 21 like I played for the Yankees.
00:48You're a professional athlete with that lamp?
00:50Oh, Christ.
00:52Boris!
00:53Our marriage hasn't been a garden of roses.
00:56Botanically speaking, you're more of a Venus flytrap.
00:58Mother?
00:59Melody, say, Dan.
01:00You're living like a sharecropper.
01:02I said, Lord, just say something.
01:04Break your silence. I can't take any more misery.
01:07Nothing, right?
01:08And all that money you put in the tin box every Sunday.
01:11People make life so much worse than it has to be.
01:14But on the whole, we're a failed species.
01:16Boris, do you want to be buried or cremated?
01:18All right, I really don't want to talk about that, okay?
01:20I think I want to be cremated.
01:21All right, we can just shut up, crease me.
01:23No words.
01:24Daddy?
01:24I've come to beg your mother's forgiveness.
01:26You cheated on her and then dumped her for her best friend.
01:29Lord, I've sinned.
01:31Please forgive me.
01:32Why do all the religious psychotics wind up praying at my doorstep?
01:37She left me.
01:38That happens with you heteros.
01:39That would make you...
01:41That's just sin against God's law.
01:43He made the whole universe perfect.
01:45The oceans, the skies, the beautiful flowers.
01:48That's right. He's a decorator.
01:49Unbelievable.
01:53Whatever love you can get and give.
01:55Whatever happiness you can provide.
01:58Every temporary measure of grace.
02:00Whatever works.
02:02When you see kids tossing a ball, does it ever make you miss spring training?
02:07All right, I have never played for the Yankees.
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