00:01I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you. That's not going
00:06to change.
00:07Trauma protocols, phone list, pagers. The nurses will page you. You answer every page at a run. A run. That's
00:12rule number two.
00:14You're supposed to follow me.
00:18The first shift starts now and lasts 36 hours. You're grunts. Nobodies. The bottom of the surgical food chain.
00:25You run labs, write orders, you work every second night until you drop. And you don't complain.
00:31I'm calling. Sleep when you can, where you can. You know, but not with anybody. Not attendings. Especially not attendings.
00:38Sleeping with attendings, not a good idea.
00:41Where was I?
00:43Um, rule number three. If you're sleeping, do not wake you unless the patient's actually dying.
00:49The dying patient better not be dead when I get there because not only will you have killed someone, he
00:53will have welcomed me for no good reason. Are we clear?
00:57Yes?
00:58That was four rules. You said five.
01:00Rule number five. When I move, you move.
01:03Rule number five.
01:05Rule number five.
01:08Rule number five.
01:09Rule number five.
01:11Rule number five.
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