00:01I have an idea for a movie, me, as a martial arts lead, called Brothers Justice.
00:07Me starring, writing, producing, and executive producing.
00:11I'm willing to spend up to $400,000 of my own money, or $100,000 of his, and then $300
00:19,000 of mine, in order to get a million dollars.
00:22It's about Lance and Patrick Justice, their brothers. Their father was a special ops guy in Vietnam.
00:27Motorcycle gang, crystal meth, horseback.
00:29We're going to have to fucking fight our way down this mountain.
00:32It's a terrible idea.
00:37I think it's a good idea.
00:40You don't know martial arts, and you don't have money either, I'm assuming.
00:43So I'm not sure what you really have.
00:46You brought me into this industry, and you gave me my star, and then now I'm back here.
00:53Opportunity of a lifetime for you, something you could really sink your teeth into.
00:56I'm being very forthcoming about that your involvement does hinge on your getting James Cameron.
01:02You know martial arts?
01:03Yeah.
01:03Oh, what do you know?
01:04I know Brazilian jiu-jitsu, idiot!
01:06Oh, old tag fighting?
01:08Yeah, yeah.
01:08You're going to bank out with me until I tap out?
01:10Break it!
01:13Ow!
01:13Ow!
01:14Ow!
01:17Okay, okay.
01:18Hey, you good?
01:19You relax?
01:20Yeah.
01:20I'm going to let you up, okay?
01:21Okay.
01:23Those guys are funny.
01:24They may be funnier than me.
01:25I don't know, but I know this.
01:27I could knock their fucking teeth down their throat.
01:29There's no idea with who you could fight and who you could beat.
01:31It's a movie.
01:32Picture Jim Carrey would fucking do one of his crazy faces, and he's got no teeth.
01:37Oh, righty then!
01:38No teeth.
01:39He was fucking...
01:40He would throw up everywhere.
01:59I highly advise you that you not go out with this before this thing has been properly batted.
02:03That's okay. They didn't want to make E.T., so...
02:11I'm not going to make E.T.
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