00:09Sì, è il turno.
00:16Oh no!
00:22So, what am I tonight, a burglar?
00:24Oh, hello!
00:31Tell me about your women, please.
00:32I have been keeping company with a number of nice ladies.
00:35This right here is Brenda.
00:36She wants it in missionary, wheelbarrow, Arabian goggles, the pastrami sandwich.
00:41Let me tell you, no man is that hungry.
00:43I don't even know what these are.
00:44They're married.
00:44Good point.
00:46What is her name?
00:47That is Tatiana.
00:49Wow, and what's her last name?
00:50Tatiana calls me at 3 in the morning and wants to fuck Steen.
00:53Who gives a shit?
00:54Right.
00:54Yeah, got it.
00:57You're living a dream, Mitch.
00:58Having children, it's like it's living with little mini heroin addicts.
01:02You know, they're laughing one minute and then they're crying the next
01:04and then they're trying to kill themselves in your bathroom for no good reason.
01:07They're very mean and selfish and they burn through your money and they break shit.
01:10Guy, guy, guy, guy, come on.
01:12You know, I was just saying that I envy your life, Mitch.
01:15I envy yours.
01:16I wish I had your life.
01:29Mitch, why am I in your apartment?
01:30Open the goddamn door.
01:36I knew it.
01:38You wish for my life or we were pissing in that fountain.
01:41We wish we had each other's lives.
01:42I'm a douchebag.
01:48For the first time in your life, you're good looking, you're single.
01:51What's going on between us, it's crazy.
01:52But what's even more crazy is not to use it.
01:54I adjusted the WACC to reflect the new monthly projections.
01:57I'll have my briefs on your desk by lunch.
01:59That puts my balls on your chin by dinner.
02:01That is schedule for sexual harassment.
02:04Hold on, you two guys should go out.
02:05Because you're so single, Mitch.
02:07Wait, what?
02:08How do you like working with Dave?
02:09I actually used to have kind of a crush on Dave.
02:12Oh, no, you didn't.
02:14No, but he's married, so obviously.
02:15Right, obviously.
02:17Obviously.
02:17Obviously.
02:18Yeah.
02:19Super married.
02:20What do I tell Jamie when she wants to have sex tonight?
02:22You're not having sex with my wife, Mitch.
02:24Oh, my God, it's coming down.
02:26Hope she likes it weird.
02:28I am going to ruin her.
02:31Oh, my God.
02:33I need to cool it on the Thai food.
02:36Oh, my God.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:39Question.
02:40How long have you been shaved down there?
02:41I get an extra inch, and only married dudes rock the dick froze anymore.
02:45I've got freckles on my taint.
02:48How awesome is that?
02:49How long have you been out there?
02:49a
02:50Grazie a tutti.
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