00:09Sì, è il turno.
00:10Sono l'awake.
00:16Oh no!
00:22So what am I tonight, a burglar?
00:24Oh, hello!
00:31Tell me about your women.
00:32I have been keeping company with a number of nice ladies.
00:35What is her name?
00:35That is Tatiana.
00:37Wow.
00:37I have to make her cry first.
00:38She's gorgeous.
00:39But it's worth it.
00:40Yeah, this right here is Brenda.
00:41She wants it in.
00:42Wheelbarrow, Arabian goggles, the Arsenio Hall, the pastrami sandwich.
00:46I don't even know what these are.
00:47You're married.
00:48Good point.
00:51You're living the dream, Mitch.
00:52Having children, it's like it's living with little mini drug addicts.
00:56You know, they're laughing one minute and then they're crying the next
00:58and then they're trying to kill themselves in your bathroom for no good reason.
01:00They're very mean and selfish and they burn through your money and they break shit.
01:03Guy, guy, guy, guy, come on.
01:05You know, I was just saying that I envy your life, Mitch.
01:08I envy yours.
01:09I wish I had your life.
01:21Mitch?
01:22Why am I in your apartment?
01:23Open the door!
01:29I knew it.
01:31You wished for my life or we were pissing in that fountain.
01:34We wished we had each other's lives.
01:35I was just trying to be nice.
01:37Oh my God!
01:41For the first time in your life, you're good looking, you're single.
01:44What's going on between us?
01:45It's crazy.
01:46But what's even more crazy is not to use it.
01:48Have we met?
01:48Hold on.
01:49You two guys should go out.
01:50Wait, what?
01:50How do you like working with Dave?
01:52I actually used to have kind of a crush on Dave.
01:55Oh, no, you didn't.
01:57No, but he's married, so obviously.
01:58Right, obviously.
01:59Obviously.
02:00Yeah.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Super married.
02:03What do I tell Jamie when she wants to have sex tonight?
02:05You're not having sex with my wife, Mitch.
02:07She comes to me like a hurricane.
02:08A guy can only withstand so much.
02:12I am going to ruin her.
02:15Oh my God.
02:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:25Don't back that thing up into me.
02:26I can't believe you've come at me guns hot.
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