00:01Hey, Rob, Steve.
00:02Oh, hiya, how are you?
00:04Are you free to go away?
00:05Where?
00:06It's a job.
00:07It's kind of a tour.
00:08Really good restaurant.
00:09Why me?
00:10Misha can't come, and I don't want to go alone.
00:12I've asked other people, but they're all too busy.
00:15So, you know, do you want to come?
00:18There should be two rooms under the name Coogan.
00:20We only have one double room.
00:22What do you think's gonna happen?
00:23You might touch my bottom.
00:24Were you an altar boy?
00:27What have you got?
00:28Plenty of heat in my scallops.
00:31Heat.
00:32Pacino.
00:33I've not heard your Michael Caine, but I assume it would be something along the lines of,
00:36My name's Michael Caine.
00:37You were so wrong.
00:38Michael Caine used to talk like this.
00:40It's not quite nasal enough, the way you're doing it.
00:42When it gets loudly, it gets very loud indeed.
00:45And you don't do the broken voice.
00:47But it gets very emotional.
00:50Cheers.
00:51Taste of a childhood garden.
00:53Is there a lot of alcohol in your garden as a child?
00:55I'm sorry, Rob.
00:57They always say something like,
00:59Gentlemen to bed, before we leave at first light.
01:01No, they never leave at 9.30.
01:04Gentlemen to bed, before we leave at 9.30.
01:07Ish.
01:07Ish.
01:09Don't you find it exhausting running around chasing girls?
01:12I don't go around.
01:12I don't chase them.
01:13Oh, dear me.
01:15But don't you find it exhausting at your age?
01:17Everything's exhausting past 40.
01:20Oh-ho!
01:23Where have you been?
01:24I called you four times last night.
01:26I'm with a short Welsh man who does impressions.
01:29It's not fun.
01:30Have you been doing drugs?
01:32Sex between two people is a wonderful thing.
01:35Between three, it's terrific.
01:37Pithy, vaguely amusing, a cry for help.
01:40If you were to allow your child to have an illness, you could win Oscar Best Actor.
01:45That's disgusting.
01:46Not a... not a...
01:47What kind of illness?
01:48I want to roam with a view.
01:49I want to see a tree.
01:50I'd like a vodka martini.
01:52Shake a butt stroke.
01:54She was only 16 years old.
01:56I directed the whole movie.
01:58How?
01:59Yeah.
02:00How's the trip been?
02:02I can honestly say it's one of the most enjoyable periods of my life.
02:07Ha-ha-ha.
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