00:07No, no, no.
00:09Dani?
00:10Chi ha detto prima?
00:11She ha detto.
00:12Una persona che ha detto con una strategia
00:14normalmente per un'antiterroristica
00:16di un'antiterroristica.
00:16Questo non è un accidente.
00:17Questo è un'ambusione.
00:19Questo è davvero un disastro.
00:21È così buono essere la prima cosa che dice?
00:22Sì, è è.
00:23E chi dice che lo ha detto prima,
00:25lo ha detto più.
00:26Let's just go to his place,
00:28move your stuff out,
00:28start a new life in another state,
00:30disappear.
00:33So, tell me.
00:34Tell you what.
00:35About last night,
00:37I meet this girl cute, tight,
00:39monotite?
00:40No, I'm not hanging around
00:41with them anorexic girls no more.
00:42They're like a 10-speed bike
00:44with daddy issues.
00:45So this Bernie's got a pair.
00:47It's ladies' night, I'm down.
00:48She gets drunk, I get drunk,
00:50so we go back to my place.
00:51He get too drunk.
00:53Shame on you.
00:53Dude, it's not my fault
00:54the man downstairs
00:55couldn't keep it together.
00:56So I'm down there,
00:57and it is the...
00:58the best...
00:59Ever.
00:59Paid attention to detail.
01:01I'm talking dirty.
01:02Took pride in her work.
01:03I am like an E&T crew
01:04reviving a car crash victim.
01:06Now sit, walk, jump, jump!
01:08God, where is he?
01:10He's starving.
01:12There he is.
01:13Perfect.
01:14Oh, he's starving.
01:16Hey, how?
01:18Looking for these?
01:20Yeah.
01:21No, you don't need them.
01:23Go to the door naked?
01:24Yeah, go to the door again.
01:25I don't want to answer the door naked.
01:27Can I get my underwear, please?
01:28No, I'm not going.
01:29Come on, I dare you.
01:29Just give me your underwear.
01:30You what?
01:30I dare you.
01:31You dare me.
01:31I double-date.
01:32You double-date?
01:33Yeah.
01:34For real?
01:35Yeah.
01:36Shit.
01:36All right, woman.
01:38No, wait, wait, wait.
01:40Let me see.
01:42Come on.
01:43I just like looking at you.
01:44I appreciate it.
01:45Thank you.
01:46Can we eat tonight?
01:48Oh, okay, fine.
01:53You're doing like a girl.
01:58No, no.
01:59What's the hell up here?
02:00I don't feel like a lady.
02:02Okay, listen.
02:04Listen.
02:05I'm a flower.
02:05Okay, you're my flower.
02:06Okay, you know what you're going to do.
02:08What do you mean?
02:08You're going to sit on me.
02:10That's it.
02:10Okay.
02:11I'm going to sit on you.
02:12Okay, I'm going to sit on you.
02:13Oh, my God, what is that?
02:15What is that?
02:16What is that?
02:16We got a whole lot of lady
02:18and a whole lot of fillers.
02:21I'm going to get it.
02:22You got it, man?
02:22You got it, man?
02:23Girl, you look good.
02:24You look real good.
02:25This food looks really good.
02:26Hey, girl.
02:27Listen to me.
02:28The food is vile.
02:29You hear me?
02:29Do not swallow the food.
02:31Wait till she's not looking.
02:32Spit it in the bag.
02:32Get low.
02:33Do it fast,
02:34because the food will eat through the bag
02:35because she'll smell it.
02:35You and your own.
02:36I tried to tell you.
02:40Where's Joan?
02:40She says she's going to meet us here.
02:42Where's Bernie?
02:43He said he's going to meet us here.
02:48Right.
02:48Wait, wait.
02:49Do you need to stretch or something?
02:51This isn't just sex, right?
02:52Well, this is technically sex, babe.
02:54Yes.
02:55I know, but we mean something to each other, right?
02:58Yeah.
02:59What, like, yes?
03:00Am I your girlfriend?
03:01Um.
03:02Oh, damn.
03:03That's my ear.
03:04Yes.
03:05Girl, you're my girlfriend.
03:07Really?
03:07Yes.
03:08Girl, you're my girlfriend.
03:12You're my son.
03:12Yes.
03:13It's all.
03:14Yes.
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