00:05Oh
00:30Lord, Lord, Lord.
00:33Just order.
00:35Next.
00:43Wednesday, when the nanny falls for a man of God.
00:45Will she be plagued by the big guy himself?
00:48What's the locust doing in here?
00:50Then it's a pinch on family holiday.
00:53Have you met my father?
00:54He's shorter than I expected.
00:57And this is your cousin?
00:59Who?
01:00right after the NACBS Wednesday.
01:09In the courtroom or on the killing fields,
01:12the nation's defense is a pair of criminal prosecutors.
01:14Commander Harmon Rabb and Major Sarah McKenzie.
01:17I was always a sucker for dress whites.
01:19New Year, new network, new champions.
01:21JAG premieres CBS Friday, January 3rd.
01:25It's the hottest show on wheels.
01:27Viper, right here, next on WKXT Channel 8.
01:55It's party time.
01:56It's the Golden Globes on NBC.
01:58Hey, look, there's Tom and Cameron.
02:00Bond.
02:01Jim Bond.
02:02All the biggest stars in TV and film.
02:04And anything can happen, even this.
02:06Hey, guys, get a room.
02:07That is good looking.
02:08And guess who's got the best seat?
02:09Not John, not Sharon, not even Warren.
02:11It's you watching it live.
02:13It's going to be so hard to talk out of my ass after this.
02:16Hey, anything can happen.
02:17You might even win.
02:18I never believe I'm ever going to win anything.
02:20Yeah, right.
02:20Watch the Golden Globes Sunday in two weeks, 7th central on NBC.
02:25Congrats to the...
02:27Who gets eliminated?
02:29It's American Idol next.
02:30Dear President Jimmy Carter,
02:32the following is a list of reasons why I fenced
02:34should be allowed to stay in your great country.
02:36Number one, I have never got number one on your beautiful soil.
02:40Number two, I have never got number two on your...
02:43Wait, scratch that?
02:46Number two, Fancy's also a way for a hat.
02:49Uncle Sam wears a hat.
02:51Coincidence?
02:52Yes.
02:53Three, where else am I going to live?
02:56Friends?
02:57Friends.
03:18Get ready.
03:20The new Volkswagens are coming.
03:25This week on The Tonight Show,
03:27J-Welcome scheduled guest Neil Diamond,
03:29supermodel Rebecca Romijn,
03:31Cher, Hulk Hogan,
03:33Richard Simmons,
03:33Henry Winkler, and more.
03:35Your local news is next.
03:38I'm Lisa Adams just ahead.
03:40When is a new dance club also a bottle club?
03:43Well, it's not allowed at a law.
03:44Neighbors help a loop in the law
03:45helping their fight against candy.
03:47And a gathering in Dallas
03:49to remember the Kennedy assassination
03:5035 years ago today.
03:5212 News is next.
03:55You are watching WICU 12...
03:57Summer, one of our biggest reality shows
03:59was a joke.
04:01I get all my hair products at Petco.
04:04Last comic standing is back.
04:06Are you talking to me?
04:06And the search is on
04:08for America's funniest person.
04:09You know why I pulled you over?
04:10I'm like, I don't know,
04:11because I was speeding.
04:12He goes, no, because you're black.
04:14You'll see the best.
04:15Mexican music singers sound
04:16like they're shrinking, don't they?
04:17Hola, como esta tu resta,
04:18tu tamba, tu luto.
04:20Tu resta muy palado.
04:21And the rest.
04:24Last comic standing,
04:25NBC Tuesday in one week.
04:28NBC this summer,
04:29for love or money,
04:30is back with a huge twist.
04:32They could be playing
04:33for a million dollars
04:35or a single buck.
04:37And here's the thing.
04:38They'll never know how much,
04:40but he will.
04:41A million you twists.
04:43A million you loves.
04:44But there's only one.
04:46Rachel.
04:47He's gonna believe it.
04:48I'm definitely into him.
04:49You're very deceiving.
04:50I really had an awesome time with you.
04:53Idiot.
04:54And on for love or money.
04:56NBC Monday in one week.
04:59Tonight on The Late Show,
05:00Dave blows up
05:01an 800-pound pumpkin.
05:02Plus,
05:03the top ten ways
05:04President Bush
05:04celebrated his re-election.
05:06All new tonight.
05:07Now your local news.
05:11Switch to breaking news
05:12in Long Beach.
05:13That's where police
05:13are chasing a stolen vehicle.
05:15Larry Welk is flying
05:16above it right now
05:16on News Chopper 2.
05:17Larry, what's the latest?
05:18Paul, this vehicle
05:19has been traveling
05:20on the streets of Long Beach,
05:22North Long Beach,
05:23now in Paramount
05:24on Artesia Boulevard
05:26for the better part
05:27of an hour now.
05:28That's a VW bug
05:29that you see.
05:30It was a stolen vehicle.
05:31That's why the Long Beach PD
05:33tried to pull him over
05:34and there were two...
05:36I made this.
05:41Who are you?
05:42Next Sunday,
05:43The X-Files season premiere
05:44continues.
05:46Mulder's gone.
05:46He's disappearing.
05:47Two years ago,
05:48your partner was infected
05:49with a virus he claimed
05:50was alien.
05:51I know what that is.
05:52What the hell are you doing to me?
05:54I'm giving you a choice.
05:55Life or death.
05:56I thought that you died
05:57for my quest.
05:58Clearly, I'm alive.
05:59It explains everything
06:01that I found in Africa.
06:02You destroy this
06:03and I'll destroy you.
06:04You must find him
06:05before something happens
06:06for the sake of us all.
06:08Take my hand, Fox.
06:09I'm your father.
06:10I'm your father.
06:11You must find him
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