00:00Summer movie season is upon us, here to discuss what many are already calling the film of the year
00:04is the star of the dictator, the supreme leader of the North African Republic of Wadiya, Admiral General Aladeen.
00:26Jack noon, Jack noon, hello Zionist Seth Meyers. Good evening America, I'm Death to the West.
00:35Okay. Now Admiral General, The Dictator is your first American movie, but you've starred
00:41in a lot of hits in your country. Oh yes, that's right, I am box office uranium.
00:45Okay. You should see, you should see my previous films such as You've Got Mail Bomb.
00:50Okay. Abducting Sarah Marshall and the 14-year-old virgin.
00:56Oh, okay. It was a sequel to the seven-year-old virgin.
01:02That's all well and good. Tell us a little about your...
01:04She was tall, she was tall. Come on. Relax.
01:07Does not make it better. Relax America. None of it makes it better.
01:09Tell us a little bit about your upcoming film, Admiral General. How's it being received so far?
01:14Well, it is one of the best reviewed movies of the year. Look at this one from A.O. Scott
01:20from the New York Times.
01:24The Dictator is the best film I have seen in the last 10 years. There, I said it. Please, please,
01:31not my face.
01:33I was glued to my seat. Actually, he was nailed to it.
01:38I have to say, it sounds like you tortured that reviewer.
01:41Oh, nonsense, nonsense. Roger Ebert, you know the reviewer, gave this movie two thumbs up.
01:47Okay. You don't believe me?
01:48No, I don't believe you. Look.
01:50Oh, no.
01:52He also gave it one testicle ripped completely off.
01:57Would you like to see it?
01:58No, I don't want to see that.
02:00You should. It came off perfectly.
02:02Really, textbook. You dream of one coming off that cleanly.
02:05It popped out like an edamame.
02:07Okay, no one wants to see that.
02:09No one wants to see that, and I don't believe any of these reviews.
02:14All right, you don't believe me?
02:15No.
02:15Fine, I don't believe it. Maybe you will believe this man.
02:37So, Martin Skorgesa, what did you think of the film?
02:44Wait one second.
02:49Speak freely.
02:51It was good.
02:54It was great.
02:56It was better than Raging Bull.
02:59You think this is torture?
03:01I have to sit through the aviator.
03:06Please, please, tell me more about what you thought about my film.
03:09Martin Skorgesa.
03:10The cast, Sir Ben Kingsley.
03:12I mean, he's great in it.
03:14It's his best work since Hugo.
03:15Now listen, don't plug your own movies, Skorgesa.
03:19And if you do, then plug a good one like Titanic.
03:22Admiral General, not to interrupt, but he didn't direct Titanic.
03:26Silence, Rabbi Meier.
03:29This wire is for you.
03:31All right.
03:34I didn't feel anything.
03:35Well, that is because it is attached to your father's testicles.
03:40I'm calling him right now.
03:47Hello, Meier's residence.
03:48Please, please see the dictator.
03:51Please, please see it.
03:52Okay, very well.
03:53Put him back in the cell with Coppola.
03:55No, no, you told me I'd be released.
03:57Well, you promised me that Hugo would be under two hours.
04:01But it was.
04:01It wasn't that true.
04:02Admiral General, I'm going to get to my space out of here, because it's the week of night.
04:06I said, Meier, good night.
04:07Thank you.
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