00:06www.mesmerism.info
00:30Because me? I'm the last person you want watching your kids.
00:33That's against the rules, Henry. Is that applesauce?
00:37Hello.
00:38Is this Portia Nathan?
00:39Yes.
00:39It's John Pressman from the new Quest School. I'd like for you to visit our campus.
00:43Can you please email me and I will call you back?
00:45Hey, not so rough. How'd you like to have your utter yank like that?
00:47Excuse me?
00:49So let's get to it. I'm sorry, are you a senior?
00:52No, I'm in sixth grade.
00:53Portia, this is my son, Nelson. Love you, buddy.
00:55Okay, Dad.
00:56So you're just a single dad traveling the world with his kid doing good?
01:00I have that on a t-shirt, actually.
01:02I'd really like to introduce you to somebody.
01:04This is Jeremiah Balakia.
01:06I mean, I'm not really your typical student. My brain sort of goes on a little walkabout.
01:09He's a prodigy.
01:11Portia, I know this is all a bit abrupt, but I think maybe Jeremiah's your son.
01:16Are you out of your mind?
01:17You need to leave now.
01:19Jesus.
01:20No means no.
01:21Mom, put the gun down.
01:24I got pregnant in college, and I didn't think I could be a mother, ever.
01:28You are not a student.
01:30Uh, hi. I'm from admissions, and we like to check on our high school visitors.
01:35So, are you warm enough?
01:37Uh, I'm fine. Thanks.
01:38Did you remember to bring your toothbrush?
01:42I know you didn't ask for this, but I care about this kid.
01:44This is the worst transcript I have ever seen.
01:47Portia, you didn't mean to put high consider, did you?
01:51He was a lost kid, and then he was found.
01:54I forgot you're in a very fragile state.
01:56Maybe you'd like to step outside and see how fragile I am.
01:59Only kidding.
02:01You want to go out sometime?
02:02Yes.
02:03I mean, with me.
02:04Oh, yes.
02:06This parenthood thing.
02:07What am I doing wrong?
02:08There's no one best way to do it, or so I have gathered with my vast experience reading personal essays.
02:14Hey, Portia, are you going to be my mom?
02:16What?
02:17Just messing with you.
02:20I am an admissions officer.
02:22There's nothing improper going on here.
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