00:00Er, hello?
00:01Hi, yes, er, is that your car parked there?
00:04Er, yeah.
00:06Oh, but would you mind moving it, please, so I can come and get out?
00:10Pardon?
00:11Why would you mind moving your car back so I can't get out?
00:14Sorry, that's your car there?
00:16Okay, but why are you parked on my drive?
00:18Hmm?
00:18Yeah, but you parked on my drive.
00:20Oh yes, yeah, that's my car parked there, but yeah, as you can see I can't get out because this
00:23one's blocking it.
00:24Yeah, but that's my car.
00:25Yes, oh that's lovely then, so if you could move it...
00:28Okay, but like, yeah, but you're on my drive?
00:31Yes, yeah, so I can't get out, you see.
00:33Okay, but like, why were you parked here?
00:35Um, because it was a parking space.
00:37Yeah, but that's my space.
00:39Oh yeah, but you've got your space there, so if you could just move that, just quick, and then I
00:43can be out and I can, and you can come back.
00:45Yeah, I don't, I don't know if you can hear or not, but I've got like a little bit of
00:49a cough, okay?
00:50So like, so I'm trying to remain inside, rest, be like comfortable.
00:55Oh bless you.
00:56Yes, yeah.
00:57And, and I wasn't really expecting this, like, like a random car on my drive.
01:01No, no.
01:02Have you taken anything?
01:03Yeah, yeah, I've had Lemsip.
01:05Lemsip, mmm.
01:05I take whiskey.
01:07Okay, well...
01:08Whiskey's the best thing.
01:09Not a little because I've got to drive.
01:11Yeah, maybe take, um, take a bit of whiskey after you've moved the car, just a bit.
01:14Okay, well like, I'm not gonna move it.
01:17Yeah, like, why would I move it?
01:18Oh, because then I can get out.
01:20Yeah, but like, yeah, okay.
01:22Do you, do you not see the problem here?
01:24Oh yes, yes, it's probably because your car's in the way and I can't get out, you see?
01:27Yeah, I know, but like, if you didn't park on my drive in the first place, then like, then like,
01:31this wouldn't have happened.
01:31Oh yeah, but there was a parking space, see?
01:34Yeah, yeah, but that's my space.
01:35Your space is there.
01:37Um, if you could just move it, and then you could have, you could have your space off.
01:41Oh, I mean, if you've got a bit of a coffee, if you give me the keys, I could probably
01:44move.
01:45What is it?
01:46Is it the manual, is it?
01:47No, it's automatic.
01:49Okay.
01:50Okay, not used to them.
01:52Okay.
01:53I can give it again, just give me the keys.
01:55I'm not gonna give you the keys.
01:56It's not one of those with the pushy button though, is it?
01:57Because those confuse me.
01:58No, no, it does have the push button.
02:00It does have the push button.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Does it just say start on it?
02:03Yeah, it does say start.
02:04Oh, okay.
02:05Yeah, yeah, but no, hold on, forget about that.
02:07No, hold on, forget about that.
02:09I'm not gonna give you the keys.
02:11Oh, you've got the app.
02:12There's an app?
02:13Is there an app on one?
02:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:15I knew I had one, and then they couldn't get in their car at all.
02:17Well, I think we're, I think we're missing the point here.
02:20Mm-hmm.
02:21You're on my drive.
02:22Yes, I need to get off.
02:24Yeah, yeah, but why?
02:25Because I need to go.
02:27If you must know, my friend Sheila's asking me around to her house, and ah, but she's got some gossip.
02:33Okay.
02:34No, no, no.
02:34She's always half naked.
02:36And um...
02:36Okay, that's fantastic, but what I'm trying to say is why are you here?
02:40Oh, because I need to move my car.
02:42Oh.
02:42Oh.
02:43Oh.
02:43Oh.
Comments