00:01The world's greatest criminal has stolen the greatest treasures, escaped the greatest prisons, and he bears a strong resemblance to
00:13someone you know.
00:15It's not easy being meme.
00:21It's Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog.
00:23Check this out.
00:25Oh, look, it's Kermit.
00:28What did you do with Kermit?
00:34There must be some mistake.
00:35I'm Kermit the Frog.
00:37I'm not Constantine.
00:38You're going to be here a while.
00:40Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here.
00:42Kermit the Frog here.
00:46I am Kermit, and now you guys have all the freedom you want.
00:51What?
00:52When do I do the indoor running of the bulls?
00:56I can't watch.
00:57Dominic, international tour manager.
01:00Dominic, bad guy?
01:02Bad G.
01:03He's French.
01:04Oh, I am French.
01:06My name will go down in history as greatest thief of all time.
01:10You mean our names, right?
01:11Of course.
01:12My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar, your name.
01:16Hit it, boys.
01:20Do you guys think that Kermit's been acting a little weird lately?
01:25That's ridiculous.
01:26He's never been more caring or devoted to me.
01:28Yeah, that's what we're saying.
01:30Ricky Gervais, Ty Burrell, and Tina Fey.
01:33This is my car.
01:34It is illegal now for his massive size.
01:37Plus, so many Hollywood stars.
01:39It'll leave you wanting more.
01:41Yeah, no more.
01:44There's only one guy in this world who can save us.
01:46Only one frog who can restore order.
01:49Let's get out of here.
01:50Bring justice and set things right.
01:52You are talking about Kermit, right?
01:55CIA.
01:56Interpol.
01:57This is my travel badge.
01:58Here's my real badge.
01:59You must have been looking at the wrong badge.
02:03You were saying?
02:06Muppets.
02:07Most Wanted.
02:08Zagmop!
02:09I am not Constantine.
02:11Lights out!
02:15Turn them back on.
02:16I can't see anything.
02:18You'll have to wait till I'm, like, out of the hallway.
02:21Everybody's feeling all right.
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