00:00All right, excuse me, everybody, could I have your attention?
00:02I have some really great news.
00:04ABC wants to put on an all-new primetime series starring the Muppets.
00:10God bless America and its magnificent broadcasting company.
00:15The show's gonna be all about our personal lives.
00:19I hate the 405.
00:20Behind the scenes, how'd the surgery go?
00:22Oh, fine.
00:24But I kept biting the stitches off, so I threw this thing on.
00:26Our relationships?
00:27I don't see how it's ever gonna work out.
00:30With you and a...
00:30You can say it, Dad.
00:32He's a bear.
00:34Sort of an adult Muppet show.
00:36If you have children, how will you raise them?
00:38Where will they go to the bathroom? In the woods?
00:39Okay, that is an offensive stereotype.
00:42How about we film the series in that crazy, handheld, documentary style
00:47and have cutaways to one-on-one interviews?
00:49Cut to interviews?
00:50That is just a totally overused device to make easy jokes.
00:54You know, talking to the camera about how you really feel
00:56and then cutting back and saying something completely different.
00:59I just hate that.
01:00I love it. Great device.
01:02What has two ears, a snout, and isn't doing the show?
01:05Kermit!
01:06What a pleasant surprise to see you and whoever you are.
01:10Are you kidding?
01:11We made like six movies together, three TV shows.
01:13We did love letters for a month at the Fisher Theater in Detroit.
01:17I want to say Gary?
01:19Sure. Let's go with Gary.
01:20I really hope you're not turning it down because of us.
01:23This has nothing to do with who and what.
01:25I hear you moved on.
01:27What can I say, Gunzo?
01:28I'm attracted to pigs.
01:30Kermit.
01:31The band.
01:31They're always happy.
01:33Legally, no.
01:34Piggy.
01:34The pig is back and ready to put on a...
01:38Fozzie.
01:39Trust me.
01:40And?
01:41Some incredibly scared muffins that no one remembers.
01:45And you are, uh...
01:46I think I was in a holiday special or something.
01:49They're all back.
01:51This just ends.
01:52Verdinger's de Rischi Routon.
01:53Woo!
01:56Like you've never seen them before.
01:58Animal don't know the tea you have taste for.
02:01Thanks, that's very generous.
02:02Why'd you change your mind?
02:03This is my family.
02:05You know, Gary.
02:07The tooth guy.
02:09All right.
02:09That blue one over there.
02:11No, I didn't quit the movie to be with Kermit.
02:15Where did you get that from?
02:16I mean, why would you even fit that?
02:20So gimmicky.
02:24I made my life a bacon rat ball on Earth.
02:29Which way do I turn the knob if I think this Muppet show is terrible?
02:33To the left.
02:34We'll go any further.
02:35Sure it will.
02:36I turned mine so far I broke it.
02:38No!
02:39No!
02:40No!
02:40No!
02:41No!
02:41No!
02:41No!
02:41No!
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