00:07Sì, non ci sono mai avuto il sogno.
00:10È impossibile di farlo.
00:13Oh, shit!
00:17Oh, shit, shit!
00:19What the fuck, man?
00:22Great changes are coming to the world.
00:25You see it with your own eyes.
00:31I realized all at once.
00:34My one chance to save the universe.
00:37Lay inside this bottle.
00:39It'd be opening doors to other worlds, man.
00:46What is that stuff, John?
00:48The soy sauce?
00:49That stuff.
00:50I'm remembering things that haven't happened yet.
00:53We were chosen by the soy sauce.
00:56So you guys are what?
00:58Some kind of spiritualist exorcist.
01:01Something like that.
01:03From the director of Phantasm and Bubba Hotel.
01:07I suppose you are wondering where you are.
01:11I'm gonna guess we're in an alternate universe of some kind.
01:14But John here has eyesight problems because of his constant masturbation.
01:21Brandish your weapons.
01:24As I was saying.
01:26Lock your doors.
01:29That's the axe that slayed me.
01:32And stay away.
01:34Ooh.
01:35From red meat.
01:44Awww.
01:46Right.
01:48But whatever you do.
01:52Don't spoil the ending.
01:55I'm going to be honest with you.
01:57You're fucked.
02:04John!
02:07John!
02:09John!
02:12John dies at the end.
02:15John!
02:19Mmm!
02:19Bacon!
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